Chapter 328: The Master's Humor
When Zhang Weiwen returned to the mansion, he saw Xu waiting outside the door, and Xu's stomach was already very big at this time. Zhang Weiwen was suddenly a little worried, so he said: "Don't wait for me here in the future, it's not good for your body." ”
Xu Shi smiled and said, "I heard that the husband is fighting the ministers today, so I will come to see this reincarnation Shangjun." Zhang Weiwen was very embarrassed when he said this, and he said: "Madame said this, it's really a shame to be a husband, I have been hungry for a day, and I have long wanted to taste Madame's soup, so don't stay outside the door." ”
Zhang Weiwen said the truth, today just thinking about how to quote the classics, beating around the bush to damage the group of old guys, I didn't pay attention to eating, when His Majesty the Emperor was in the past, he would come out to mediate, that is, let him quarrel again after lunch, but His Majesty was unconscious, and they quarreled too fiercely, and they didn't care about eating at all, Zhang Weiwen was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back.
I have to say that quarreling is really a technical job.
Zhang Weiwen just wanted to eat a full meal at this time, and then sleep beautifully, only this is the case, but at this time, it is really not beautiful, and this guy was summoned, Zhang Weiwen, who had not finished eating, looked at the person in front of him and said, "Can the master let me finish eating first?" "This person is none other than the fat monk, Master Mingjue.
Mingjue opened his mouth and said: "It just so happens that the poor monk has not acquiesced in dividing the scroll [107] into useful food, so it is better for the adults to do a good deed every day today. Zhang Weiwen naturally has no way to refuse, but how did this guy come in, this is a little helpless, when you are eating, a sudden appearance in front of your eyes, this kind of scene is scary just thinking about it, but next, Zhang Weiwen found that this person's eating appearance is even more scary. I saw that this great monk Mingjue was holding a chicken, and then a huge chicken leg was eaten in one bite, which made Zhang Weiwen, who was eating, stop his chopsticks suddenly.
Isn't it true that monks can't eat meat?
Mingjue seemed to see Zhang Weiwen's expression, and said in the interval between eating meat: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." ”
Zhang Weiwen was stunned for a moment, and said secretly: "This guy can't have crossed over, is he, could it be a fan of the Living Buddha Jigong?" Zhang Weiwei quickly cleared up the unrealistic thoughts in his head.
After a storm, Master Mingjue wiped his mouth, looked at Zhang Weiwen with a helpless face, and said: "Thank you for your hospitality, to be honest, the poor monk has not eaten such a good meal for a long time, and the last time he ate meat was given by a lady." Zhang Weiwen was stunned for a moment, that lady must be Jinyu, this guy is very good at picking people.
"I don't know why the master came here today?" Zhang Weiwen took the towel handed to him by the girl, wiped his mouth, and then drank a cup of tea, although it was said that there was such a guy with an excellent appetite, but Zhang Weiwen was still in a good mood after eating. I saw this Mingjue master, with a smile, took out a dirty account book from his arms, put it on the table, and said: "If you want to say this thing, only poor monks can get it, but because of the urgency, this thing is stained with a lot of filthy things, but the things inside are not damaged, and the poor monks came here today to send this thing." Zhang Weiwen opened the account book with a nervous expression, and there were many details written in it, Zhang Weiwen smiled and said, "It's already time to start." ”
Mingjue looked at Zhang Weiwen and said, "Since the things have been delivered and the food has been eaten, the poor monk will leave." Before the words fell, the person was about to leave, Zhang Weiwen hurriedly said, "Master, please stay." Mingjue turned around, looked at Zhang Weiwen and said with a smile: "Could it be that adults still want to invite poor monks to have supper?" Zhang Weiwen smiled and said: "That's true, how can you let the master leave in such a hurry, if you let others know, you will definitely say that my Zhang Mansion is not hospitable." Mingjue naturally knew that Zhang Weiwen had something to say, but since everyone said that there was a supper, then he didn't eat for nothing.
Zhang Weiwen and Mingjue sat in a very quiet pavilion, with all kinds of snacks on the table, at this time Mingjue only cared about eating, and didn't seem to be listening to Zhang Weiwen's words, Zhang Weiwen sighed secretly in his heart, it seems that this Mingjue master is really not easy to fool, he spent a long time talking here, this guy just ate there for a long time, until his originally very fat belly became fatter.
Mingjue ate the last piece of pastry, then burped, then looked at Zhang Weiwen and said, "What did you just say?" Zhang Weiwen knew what the subtext of this monk was, and the monk told her very tactfully.
Don't talk nonsense, there is something to say.
So Zhang Weiwen opened his mouth and said, "Why does the master want to help me? Mingjue put down the teacup in his hand and said: "The Buddha said, help others and help yourself, and the poor monks also have a plan, so adults don't have to be grateful, if you are really grateful, just ask me to eat something every day." ”
When he heard Mingjue say the last sentence, the corners of Zhang Weiwen's mouth twitched, and then he said: "If the master is willing, Zhang is naturally welcome every day." When Mingjue heard Zhang Weiwen say this, he immediately said very happily: "Since the donor has said so, then it will be disrespectful." Zhang Weiwen heard Mingjue speak like this, and suddenly felt a little helpless, is this guy a monk or not, how can he feel more flamboyant than ordinary people,
Just when Zhang Weiwen thought that this guy was going to talk nonsense again, he opened his mouth and said, "Has the donor ever noticed? ”
"Notice what?"
"There's always something unusual about your daughter." Zhang Weiwen's heart suddenly skipped a half-beat, and he thought that this guy could even tell fortunes.
"Master, please speak." Mingjue smiled, looked at the night scene in the distance, and said: "There is always a ghost aura on Ling Ai's body, that is, people have had a very unsatisfactory life in their previous lives, so with those memories in this life, this kind of person is always thoughtful, but he is prone to extremes. After hearing this, Zhang Weiwen expressed ten thousand disbelief, at this time he wanted to see if this guy could tell fortunes, so he asked: "Then how about the master to see my fate?" When Mingjue saw Zhang Weiwen's expression, he immediately felt a little funny, so he said: "You are not from here, what do you think of the poor monk?" At Mingjue's words, Zhang Weiwen was shocked, and then asked: "Then according to the master, where are you here?" Mingjue smiled and said, "This is my nonsense, how can I know?" ”
After saying that, Mingjue touched his bald head, and looked at Zhang Weiwen smiling indistinctly, but Zhang Weiwen always felt that this guy must know something, because it was impossible for any ancients to talk nonsense about this kind of thing.
Zhang Weiwen smiled.
"The master is so humorous." (To be continued.) )