Tanabata Sweet Extra: The distress of having a baby and naming by one of the strongest bandits
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As she lay on the delivery bed, her ears echoed, "Ah! "Ahh It hurts! She could still endure the stomachache and calmly stop the guy who was holding his head and jumping on the ground.
"Shut up!" The stomach has begun to shake, and the little guy inside can't wait to come out.
"Ahhhh Lei Lei, your stomach is moving, it must be very painful, right? Ahhh The ruffian clutched his head in pain
Belle Black Line, "It doesn't hurt." ”
Actually, it was a little bit, but it was nothing compared to so many battles she had fought.
From the time he entered the delivery room to the present, he was the only one screaming there, and Belle didn't say a word.
If it weren't for the difference in the position of the two, everyone would think that the one who gave birth to the baby was the one who was jumping and shouting on the ground, and the one who really wanted to give birth was very calm.
"Woo, why can't I control myself, how good it is to have a test-tube to cultivate a fetus, why do you want my bud to hurt so much~ Why should I inside~" The ruffian's anxious cold sweat came down.
The more he listened, the more he spoke, the more unpleasant she became, and she wanted to draw a knife to beat him, but then she remembered to enter the delivery room, and she didn't bring any of those things.
While the midwifery staff shuddered to explain.
"It's really going to be fine, although there are not many mixed-race children bred with primitive methods now, but Madame's physique is super strong, and there will be no problem."
These two, the one lying on the bed is the female bandit leader who wiped out several families in the First World War, and the one who jumped on the ground had a better record than the one who was lying down......
Several staff members are under a lot of pressure, they are from the royal medical team of the third family, combined with the medical team of the new spiritual leaders of the three major races of Asia, insects, and beasts, but they doubt that they can return to their planet alive.
After seeing the different side of the strongest bandit leader, he will be wiped out, these two guys have done so many earth-shattering votes!
It is said that the new Zerg leader and the successor beast leader and the re-elected subspecies leader are inextricably linked to these two, otherwise how could they have transferred the top medical team of their planet here.
It can be said that the child in Bei Lei's belly has not yet been born, and he already has a posture of thousands of pets.
With a super spiritual body like Bai Lei, there is no pressure to give birth naturally, but this improvised super medical team never expected that the biggest problem they faced was not the one lying on the bed, but the one bouncing on the ground.
In other words, the mother herself is silent, you are a companion, do you want to shout so exaggeratedly?
If you can't beat him, you really want to kick him out, shouting like this makes it unpleasant to have a child?
"Ma'am, use a little force, and it will be in no time—"
"Ahh I can't stand it anymore! The ruffian let out a wail.
The corners of Beilei's mouth twitched, and she was about to exert herself, when she heard the guy collapse and hit his head against the wall, "I can't live this day, I feel sorry for me, my big baby!" ”
When the delivery room was full, I listened to him jumping up and down alone, and his tail hair stood up.
Belle couldn't bear it, "You shut up for me!" ”
"Lei Lei, let's not give birth, how much it hurts!" The ruffians were in tears.
Finally, the unbearable Berei had enough, only to see a bright light flashing on the bed, and a black shadow was separated from Bere's body, and Berey used a clone!
"Woo, wife, I've worked hard for you, does it hurt!" The ruffian hugged the separated Belle, he was so nervous.
Bere, who was separated, grabbed his tail with one hand and slammed it into the wall, and with a bang, a human-shaped hole appeared in the wall.
At the same time, Bai Lei on the bed exerted a force, only to hear a wow, and the surrounding medical team breathed a sigh of relief.
"Raw! Ah, with ears and tail, it's a little unicorn, congratulations-"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a shadow rushing down from the hole in the wall, and instantly rushed to the bed, holding Belle's hand.
"Lei Lei! Are you alright?! ”
Belle wiped the sweat from her forehead, withdrew her doppelganger, and smiled at the nervous ruffian.
"Fool, having a child is not a war, what can happen."
"Scared the hell out of me! Never shoot again - ah! "My ears were pulled out, and I screamed!
This guy, why is he still so naïve when he grows up, Belle looks at the ruffian lying in her arms, and then looks at the daughter who is being held in the arms of the medical staff, she has two hairy little ears, a finger-thick tail wrapped around her waist, and makes a loud cry to protest against her parents' contempt for her.
The child was born at 6 months, and as the first child to have sub-, worm, and beast blood at the same time, her birth time was based on the different times of pregnancy of the three tribes.
The subspecies is 10 months pregnant, but the unicorn is full-term at 3 months, so the child is born at 6 months, which is already full-term.
Judging from her facial features, the baby is still wrinkled, and she can't tell who she looks like, but the strength of this tiger brain is very similar to her father who constantly commits two flaws.
Belley's eyes were soft, "Ruffian, hug your daughter." ”
The ruffian hugged Belle childishly, "Don't hug it, she makes you hurt so much, Lao Tzu should give her a shot - woo, don't tease!" ”
However, when the ruffian really took the little creature from the medical staff, when the little baby with the hairy ears opened her eyes, revealing purple eyes, and grinning at him without front teeth, the ruffian completely forgot the hatred he had just made his wife hurt by this little villain.
"She's her, she's so pretty! Lei Lei, why is she so good-looking! ”
The little guy liked his father very much, and when he got into his father's arms, he smiled, and Belle looked at her two most important people with a smile, feeling that her life was complete.
"Chief, let's do a psychiatric evaluation of the child." The medical staff stepped forward and tried to take the child from the ruffian's hands.
As a result, the second-generation leader of the most powerful bandit alliance in the interstellar world, holding his newborn daughter in one hand and the first-generation of the newborn child in the other, sorted out the clothes for the two of them, and made an amazing move!
With a loud bang, the second generation of eyes hugged the first generation of eyes and the newborn little princess, grabbed the door and ran away.
Run, drop, go!
The special family has just given birth, you have to have a yarn!
Also, all babies have to do mental power tests!
Come back!
The medical elites could only look at the man who had just become a father speechlessly, jumping out all the way, and they could hear someone's roar across the wall, Lao Tzu is a father, Lao Tzu has an intimate little padded jacket~
It's over, they will be killed when they see such a scene, right?
It's really going to be wiped out, right?!
The ruffian's celebration was so triumphant that it finally aroused the wrath of the other three real "Lao Tzu" waiting outside the delivery room.
Chen Yue saw that she snatched back Bei Lei and kicked the ruffian silently.
"Your daughter-in-law just gave birth, where do you want to take her!"
"Hahaha, I'm a father~ My Lei Lei is amazing!" The riffraff is now in high spirits.
I can't wait for the whole interstellar world to share his joy.
This beautiful woman gave birth to a beautiful baby for him!
The result of being too embarrassed is to be kicked out by three super powerful fathers, the woman will be confiscated, and the baby will be confiscated!
"It's always like this......" Berey was speechless.
"In a blink of an eye, the little tiger cub has also become a father." Silent food touches the big bald head, old minions old minions~
"How are you feeling?" Chen Yue saw that she had made a special trip to put down her official duties and rushed over to see the birth of her grandson.
"It's okay, it doesn't hurt, it's just a little noisy." Bele's words drew the laughter of the three fathers, and letting the ruffian into the delivery room was a huge mistake.
"Actually, I didn't have the heart to be a grandfather so early." Chen Yuejian's plan is for her daughter to marry at the age of 200, but the stinky boy of the Yu family moves too fast, he gets married as soon as he becomes an adult, and he has a baby as soon as he gets married.
But he's already a grandfather
The other man, who was a little shorter than them, remained silent, staring at the baby's hand again and again, and finally showed a few smug smiles.
"Medicine jar, what are you laughing at?"
"I laugh at my successor, look at my granddaughter, what she has in her hand!"
Chen Yuejian and Mo Shi watched intently, there was a shiny thing in the little baby's hand, and at this time, a staff member in the medical team who delivered Bei Lei was puzzled, where was her ring?
Mo Shi and Chen Yuejian glanced at each other, and one of them put on a smile on the side, and claimed to be a successor.
"Although, I don't necessarily let my granddaughter go the thunder route." Chen Yuejian said.
"I don't necessarily want my granddaughter to be an assault warrior." Silent food said.
The man who was being put on their shoulders felt a chill behind him, "What do you two want to do!" ”
In terms of force, he can't do these two guys, why are they laughing so treacherously?
"But we're not going to let her be a thief!" The two men spoke in unison, dragging the screaming man all the way out, and then, wailing incessantly, silenced here.
Bei Lei was lying on the bed, the little unicorn was taken over by the medical team to measure the newborn indicators, and seemed to be dissatisfied with the coldness of the instrument, the little baby let out a huge cry, and Bai Lei's ears echoed with the wail of her father being beaten, and the roar of the ruffian "Lao Tzu has a caring little padded jacket~" from the window, mixed together, noisy.
It's so nice to have such noisy fireworks in the world, her important people can be by her side, although some of them are obscene and some are cheap, but these are her most precious family.
That's nice.
After running around outside, the ruffian who vented all his excitement and stress ran back in sweat.
The little princess's test results came out, but her father and mother were not in a hurry to see it.
It doesn't matter if it's strong or weak, now the times are different, they have the ability to protect their children, whether they are strong or weak, they can grow up happily in this era of bandits but real peace, just like all children living in this era.
"Lei Lei, thank you, thank you for giving me such a good child." The ruffian kissed Belle on the forehead.
"Well, I think I'm great, too." Belle leaned contentedly against the ruffian.
"By the way, Lei Lei, look at this!" The ruffian handed over a piece of paper with what he had already thought of.
Bei Lei, who was immersed in the warmth, was speechless when she saw the content on the paper.
Notify:
In order to celebrate the birth of the little princess of the Bandit Alliance, within one month from now on, the protection fee of all little stars will be halved, and the toll fee of the merchant ships passing through the bandit territory will be 50% off!
"Can you still run out of style?" How did he come up with such two things? It's just pulling down the IQ of the bandits!
"Come, Lei Lei, you add the child's name, and I will ask them to send out the notice, and the whole world will celebrate!" The ruffian has a woman who is full of everything.
At this time, the staff had already hugged the little princess, and the test results of the little one were amazing, but her parents didn't care about these, and the family was already very satisfied together.
Belle lifted the pen to see the daughter who accounted for most of the little unicorn bloodline, and wrote two words in the blank space left by the ruffian in advance.
in one
The name of the little princess was decided.
"Yu Yi? Why is it called like that? "The ruffian complained, and said in his heart that you still said that I was not literate, is the name you gave your daughter very literate?
"One, the beginning of all things, contains my expectations for her, but also means the beginning of a new era, in addition, in our same class, she is the first to be born of a new generation, as the first child, can afford this name, and most importantly, this name, I promised you, do you think this name is good?"
"Uh, yes, Madame Shengming." The riffraff smiled stiffly.
Although the name she gave to the child sounded so lofty by her explanation, Yu Yi's name always had a strange feeling of honey when it was called to her daughter.
It wasn't until Chen Baihe and Yu were born that the second child was born, and the ruffian suddenly realized.
Combined, his three children meant a hundred!
Belle once swore that if she deceived the ruffian again, she would give him a hundred children, and when she was 13 years old, after fighting the beast god, she did something behind the ruffian's back and broke her promise, so they fulfilled their promise!
If I say that I will give birth to a hundred, I will give birth to one, a hundred, one!
We women, do what we say, keep our word, and are not bullied!
So, Bei Lei, who kept her "promise", was cool.
The ruffian bird quietly endured it, as the leader of the bandits, the biggest distress is not that there is too much territory and the protection fee cannot be collected.
It's him, who is really afraid of his wife.....
The days passed
Their family inherited the three bloodlines of Asia, beast, and worm respectively, and the baby was sad.
Although, they have a strong pedigree heritage;
Although, they are all delicate in appearance and inherit the advantages of their parents;
Although, their family has a big business, great power, many friends, and good popularity.
But—
Does Yu Yi sound good?
Is Chen Bai good?
Does it sound good?
Although he also jointly protested with his father, the second generation of the strongest bandit in the interstellar world, and asked for a name change.
But Yu Siwen, who respects and loves his wife internally, teaches the three children a lesson in righteous words.
"To be a man, you must have pursuits, and you must have the right expectations for you!"
"What to expect!" The names of the three children are simply laughed at by the friends, especially the third child, who wants to cry without tears!
"When I am in the same position as your mother, or in the same status as your uncles and uncles, who will call us by our names? Your mother, I don't want you to be the second generation of bandits who are nothing, you have to struggle, you have to work hard! ”
The three little babies suddenly realized, and instantly realized their mother's full love (fu) meaning (yan)
So inspirational, you must learn from your parents, stand at the top of the interstellar world, and become a great big man, in this way, who still remembers their ugly names?
After fooling away a few little babies, the ruffian breathed a sigh of relief and talked to himself.
"Children, don't blame me, as a father, I don't want you to call this weird name, but in terms of identity, my father is the second generation, and the girl who named it is a generation, and the family status - look at my father's bald tail, everything is in plain sight!"
It's just that I want her to get the doppelganger out and play with him for some reason, so he was made like this, he, the bandit leader, is very hard to fight!
"Round of force, you have beaten me, if you don't accept it, you can beat me." Belle's faint voice came from the doorway.
The ruffian was so frightened that the few tail hairs that were left stood up.
"Lei Lei, how dare I hit you! Hey, Leilei, don't go! The ruffian begged bitterly, and followed behind the swift woman who had a lost foot, stalking and stalking, and his face was dead.
And this kind of drama, in the headquarters of the Bandit Alliance, has long become an old drama that is so spicy that you don't know it.
In the clear blue sky, there seemed to be the spineless cry of the ruffian begging for mercy.
"Lei Lei, I was wrong, there are only a few left, can I pluck my own hair?" (To be continued.) )