Chapter 53: Tricked by a Ghost?
Murong Hong ran up, and the sound of hurried footsteps startled the fat girl in front of him.
Suddenly, Murong Hong stumbled, and actually threw himself forward, hugging the fat girl. This fat girl was covered in meat, and Murong Hong's pounce just knocked her down, and her hand touched the fat woman's bulging flesh on the top of the super-large mountain with unbiased hands.
"Hooligans!" The fat woman was annoyed, so she raised her hand and slapped Murong Hong.
Murong Hong's hands were quick, he dodged, and got up from the ground again.
"yes, I'm sorry." He said in a loud voice.
"Come and catch the hooligan, this hooligan is going to insult me!" The fat chick screamed at the top of her throat.
At this moment, the surrounding people all gathered around and looked at the fat girl and Murong Hong in surprise.
Seeing everyone coming, this fat girl suddenly had the courage, grabbed Murong Hong's collar as soon as she grabbed it, and shouted, "Don't run!" You rascal, do you want to run away if you insult me? ”
was caught by this fat woman who weighed eighty kilograms, and Murong Hong's face turned red all of a sudden.
How did you do it, why did you miss it this time?
Just now, Murong Hong saw a transparent ghost behind this fat girl.
At night, it is not uncommon to encounter ghosts. Ghosts, in fact, are nothing more than a kind of dark matter, they can be stored in all corners of the world, but most of them only haunt at night because they are afraid of direct sunlight.
Generally speaking, ghosts and humans go their own way, you take your sunshine path, I take my single-plank bridge, and there is nothing to do.
However, if it is an evil spirit, it is a different matter.
These evil spirits, who often break the rules, harass and even attack humans. They will attach themselves to a person, or they will pester, until he will get a serious illness, or some calamity, or even take the living as their substitutes.
As a demon exorcist, Murong Hong's mission is not to exorcise all the ghosts that roam in this yang world, he only exorcises those evil ghosts. The ghost he had seen just now not only followed the woman, but also put it on her shoulder several times, acting
Weird, it seems to have a plan. Needless to say, this is a demon.
Seeing that this woman was in danger, Murong Hong hurriedly stepped forward, and at the same time, warned the ghost in ventriloquism.
"What are you doing, you devil? Get me out of here right now! ”
The ghost also heard Murong Hong's voice and replied, "Who are you?" Be nosy! ”
"I'm a ghost exorcist, if you don't leave, don't blame me for being rude!" Murong Hong gave an ultimatum.
But the ghost did not answer, but clung to the woman's back.
Probably feeling a little itchy, the woman stretched out her chubby hand and touched her back.
Murong Hong could no longer remain indifferent, he stepped forward quickly, and stretched out his hand to capture the ghost alive. He didn't want to use a yang finger, after all, using this trick would also hurt his soul. God has the virtue of a good life, and there is no need for him to make such a cruel move.
However, this ghost was quite cunning, seeing Murong Hong coming to catch him, he simply dodged, dodged, and pushed Murong Hong forward fiercely, but instead made him stumble, and directly pounced on the fat woman.
"Hahaha! Ghost hunter, with your skills, you still dare to catch me? Just take your time! The ghost laughed maniacally, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
This time, Murong Hong suffered a dumb loss, not only did he not catch the ghost, but he was teased by the ghost.
However, Murong Hong was also secretly surprised, how could that ghost reach out so quickly? Could it be that this is a kung fu ghost?
Although ghosts come and go without a trace, they can break through walls, but they don't have any special kung fu and abilities, even if they are evil ghosts, they are at most possessed by people, and they are possessed by people to make waves. A ghost who knows kung fu is definitely not ordinary.
However, in this shopping mall in Jiangnan City, how could a ghost with kung fu suddenly appear? Murong Hong was really puzzled.
I knew what to do, just now I should have pointed a finger at the past and knocked this ghost down.
"Why don't you speak?" When the fat woman saw Murong Hong's stunned appearance, she became more and more angry, "You took advantage of me, and you want to slip away?" I can sue you, it's not that simple, you will immediately compensate me for mental damages! Otherwise, I'll take you to the police station!" ”
The people around him also started talking.
"You let him go!" Suddenly, a woman walked over, she was Li Yuxin.
"He's my boyfriend, and I can attest to him that he absolutely didn't insult you." Li Yuxin looked directly at the woman and said.
"Huh? It's you? The fat woman also recognized Li Yuxin, "Hmph, it turns out that you are a couple." ”
"That's right." Li Yuxin said, "Let's see, how could my boyfriend leave me and insult this woman for no reason?" ”
At this moment, those people all nodded and began to talk.
"Yes, people don't want such a beautiful girlfriend, and they want to insult this fat woman, this is too much to say, right?"
"That's it, that's it, with such a beautiful girlfriend out, and to harass other women, how can there be such a thing?"
"I think it's eighty percent that this fat girl can't find a boyfriend, so she thinks that all men want to insult her, right? What kind of 'delusional victimization' is this? “
"Just like her, like an old sow, who wants to insult her? She insulted that little handsome guy, and it was almost the same. ”
"What do you say?" The fat girl's face was red and white, "Who is the old sow, is there such a beautiful old sow as me?" ”
"Pretty?" A few spectators stuck out their tongues, turned around and left.
"Eh, I said, you guys, come back, give me justice!" The chubby chick yelled.
But those people have long been gone, and they have already understood that this is purely this fat girl who is having peach blossom madness there, and she may really be paranoid.
"I'm, at me!" The chubby girl stomped her foot in anger, and the high heels were kicked off by her.
"Murong Hong, let's go." Li Yuxin took Murong Hong's hand and left.
Murong Hong didn't speak, just let Li Yuxin hold his hand, but a smile appeared on his face.
After walking a distance, Li Yuxin felt that something was wrong, so she let go of her hand, but her face turned red.
When she turned around, she saw Murong Hong looking at her with a smile.
"What are you doing? Why do you keep smiling? Li Yuxin asked in surprise.
"Hehe, girlfriend." Murong Hong smiled even brighter, "Sister Li, you lie so cleverly?" ”
"I lied?" Li Yuxin lowered her head, not daring to look at Murong Hong.
"However, I still have to thank you, Sister Li, if you hadn't broken the siege in time, I would have really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it." Murong Hong said.
"There's nothing to thank you for. If I don't lie and say I'm your girlfriend, how can those people believe you? Li Yuxin hurriedly found the best explanation for her behavior just now.
"yes." Murong Hong scratched his head, "In front of women, men always have to suffer, even if it's a woman like an old sow." Those guys, they'd rather trust that fat woman than me. ”
"But why did you rush up and hug that woman just now?" Li Yuxin asked.
"Huh? Well, this one. Murong Hong hesitated.
Do you want to tell the truth? If you say it, this Li Yuxin heard that there are really ghosts in this world, wouldn't she be scared to death?
"It's nothing, I just saw that the woman was going down the escalator, and I was afraid that she would be in danger, so I stepped forward to help her. Who knows, if one is not careful, I will slip myself. ”
"Down the escalator?" Li Yuxin nodded, "Yes, it seems that she was really going down the escalator just now, but this won't be dangerous?" ”
Murong Hong's eyes rolled, "Why isn't it dangerous?" You forget, there was a report on the Internet a few days ago, that a mother and daughter were on the escalator in a shopping mall, but the escalator collapsed, and the mother pushed her daughter up, but she was swept into the elevator and died. ”
This crazy news uploaded on the Internet in Huaxia is indeed a real thing.
"Oh, I saw it too. But do you think the escalator here will collapse too? ”
"Normally, no, but the woman's weight is so big, if this escalator can't bear it, it's hard to say."
"Yes." Li Yuxin nodded, and said in her heart: This fat girl, you should really lose weight, just your weight, wherever you take the elevator, it is estimated that it will bring potential safety hazards.
"Then let's go." Murong Hong raised his hand, "Miss, please get down the escalator." ”
"I, let's not sit on this possession. Just, let's go up the stairs, and let's lose weight. Li Yuxin said.
Seeing the panic in Li Yuxin's eyes, Murong Hong smiled.
This woman, to put it bluntly, is still timid.
The two of them walked down the stairs of the mall, step by step, although it was strenuous, but at least it was safer.
But when the two walked out of the mall, they found that the fat girl just now also appeared in front of them.
"Why did you run into her again?" Li Yuxin frowned, this was the third time she had seen this same woman.
This fat girl gave her a bad impression, and the scene of holding Murong Hong to mess around just now made Li Yuxin's impression of her worse and worse.
However, Murong Hong stood there, motionless looking at the back of the fat girl.
"Murong Hong, what's wrong with you?" Li Yuxin raised her head and looked at Murong Hong strangely.
"This guy, why don't you get out of the way?" Murong Hong clenched his fists, "I really should teach him a good lesson!" ”
"Fuck off?" Li Yuxin looked at the fat girl and frowned, "She's quite annoying, but she doesn't want to beat her?" ”
Of course, Li Yuxin didn't understand who the "this guy" in Murong Hong's sentence was.
"Yuxin, you wait for me." Murong Hong left Li Yuxin and strode towards the fat girl.
"Huh?" Li Yuxin was stunned, "What do you call me?" Yuxin? You don't call me Sister Li anymore? ”
She herself suddenly laughed again. Murong Hong can call himself by his own name, not "sister", is there another meaning in this?
However, seeing Murong Hong getting closer and closer to the fat girl, Li Yuxin became worried again.
Murong Hong, don't do anything weird, right?
Li Yuxin looked at it again, Murong Hong actually stopped, about three meters away from the fat girl, and did not move forward, but just stood there.
Murong Hong, what does this guy want to do?
The chubby girl and Murong Hong both stopped on the side of the road outside the mall, at the www.biquge.info of the Biqu Pavilion on the sidewalk.
In the middle of the road, cars are speeding away. Pedestrians standing at the www.biquge.info of the Pen Fun Pavilion on the sidewalk all stood in a regular manner, patiently waiting for the red light to turn green when they crossed the street.
But at this moment, suddenly, the fat girl's body shook violently, and she ran towards the middle of the road!
A car was moving at high speed, and it looked like it was about to hit her??????