The first thing Liu La clicked on was a poem, but after the page was refreshed, the content of the poem had not been loaded, but the comments below were loaded. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info so Liu La didn't wait to see the poem, so he was attracted by the following comments.

Netizen, who will kill me: "To tell the truth, I haven't seen such a good poem for many years, I just knelt down." I must vote for this poem, or I will be sorry for my conscience. What is realism, this is realism! It's just too realistic for your sister. ”

Netizen, I'm going to kill someone: "To be honest, I haven't gone to school, and when I read a book, I have to have a Xinhua dictionary next to me, and then I have a how to look up the dictionary in my hand." I thought that my life should have nothing to do with the subject matter of poetry, and it would be nice to be able to read a novel. However, after seeing this poem today, I am simply amazed, such a grandson can write poetry, what else do I have to be afraid of! Let's wait for my work! ”

Netizens opened a new book, Xinfeng: "Really, I won't tell you anything, I came here specifically to read this poem." When my friends told me that there was a divine poem, I didn't believe it at all, but after coming here and seeing this poem, I believed it, and I even applied for an account in order to leave a message here. Without further ado, let's feel for yourself. ”

The name of the netizen's new book is "The Strongest System": "Before commenting, I must first announce my profession, I am a hard-working primary school Chinese teacher. Recently, I was teaching students basic poetry appreciation, and it can be said that everything went smoothly until yesterday in class, and my students took out this poem and told me that it was ranked first in this competition, and asked me to comment on it. So, please leave your home address, and I'll come to thank you. ”

Netizens asked everyone to support Xinfeng's new book: "Poor upstairs, may you get eternal life in the war." In addition, ask for the author's address, and I will send you some gifts, and send you two blades for you to keep for cutting the pulse. ”

Netizen is right, the above is an advertisement: "I have a feeling that this poem is likely to be popular, and I really want to see how wonderful the expression of the Olympic Organizing Committee will be if this poem wins the first place in the end." ”

Netizen, you come to beat me, I seem to have medical insurance: "I'm going to help the author ask for votes, please be sure to support this poem, we must try to keep it in the first place." Nothing else, please call me the red scarf. ”

Looking at these comments, Liu La was crazy with happiness, and said in his heart what kind of virtue does this poem have to be written, it can cause so many people to complain, Liu La feels extremely curious. And at this time, finally, the poems that have not been loaded for a long time are finally loaded.

Liu La hurriedly took a look, but this look, there was no mouthful of old blood spurting out.

"To the Olympics"

"I wanted to be an athlete since I was a kid, but I was thin and didn't have meat, so I couldn't jump, I couldn't play, I couldn't kick, I couldn't swim, I couldn't dive, I couldn't shoot......

Since I don't know so many sports, it's doomed that I can't become an athlete. However, I couldn't become an athlete, but I still wanted to contribute to the Olympics, so I decided to donate......

But a new problem arose, I wanted to donate, but I didn't have the money, so I decided to raise money.

My bank card number is as follows -

Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: 6222020914002939207, Wang Moumou.

CCB: ......

Bank of Communications: ......

Citibank: ......

China Merchants Bank: ......

Thank you. ”

The above is all the content of this poem, after reading it, in addition to being confused, Liu La really doesn't know what else she should feel. He finally knew why everyone had such comments, to be honest, Liu La really empathized with them, this poem is too fucked up, too realistic.

Liu La couldn't help but complain: "This poem is so well written, it has cured my urine bifurcation for many years." To tell the truth, if this poem is expressed, pasted on the door to ward off evil spirits, and attached to the bed for contraception, you think the author is a poet, but you don't know that he is actually a wild miracle doctor. ”

After complaining, out of the same bad taste as everyone, Liu La also voted in support. For this poem, it must be given the first place......

After reading this poem, Liu La was immediately full of interest in this competition, and the painting style of these works is so beautiful! Driven by curiosity, Liu La then clicked on the music list, and then clicked on the number one song.

It's different from the previous poem, the author no one knows, and he can become the first because of everyone's bad taste. And the author of this song here is a well-known musician in this world, and he is liked by many petty bourgeoisie.

The characteristic of this person's singing is that others can't understand it, and he can't understand it, at first glance, he thinks it's a foreign friend singing Chinese, but in fact, Sun Tzu is an authentic Chinese, and one-eighteenth of the imperial city blood. Well, it is said that his grandfather was responsible for helping Pu Yi raise Jingba in the Forbidden City in the early years......

Liu Spicy has also heard this person's song, to be honest, Liu Spicy is quite disdainful of this person, a good Chinese, what kind of fake foreign devil you and I pretend. No one can hear the singing clearly, seven words in one sentence, and dare to sing freely with my heart, you are free to pee, you know!

And if he sings rap like Dong Chou, it won't be clear to him, but all the songs he sings are slow songs, or folk style, and he can't understand the singing, which is too unbelievable. What's even more terrifying is that there are so many prodigal people who like such a product.

Anyway, Liu La is quite unassuming about this person.

Facts have proved that there are many people who feel the same way as Liu La, and I saw that in the comments below, in addition to a small part of the support, most of them are also complaining.

And when Liu La looked at the comments, the music finally played, but after listening to it, after listening to a few words, Liu La couldn't help but frown.

I have to admit that the melody of the song is still good, but after I started singing it, there was that kind of vagueness again, as if there were two eggs in my mouth, and I was stuck in my throat with a thorny singing voice.

I really didn't like it, and after listening to two sentences, Liu La quickly turned off the music, and then commented below: "Don't hack this singer anymore, he saved my life." A year ago, I was in a coma for 3 months due to a tragic car accident. Until one day, the nurse at the hospital turned on the radio, and there was his song playing in it, so I got up and turned off the radio. He's my savior! “

Liu La was very happy to complain, but he didn't notice that he landed from the finish line, so his message was preceded by his certified name - the end platinum writer White Fox Face.

Liu La himself didn't find it, but other netizens noticed it, plus Liu La's joke is too classic, it belongs to the Internet popular spit in the previous life, and people in this world also like it, so it didn't take much effort to spread on the Internet, and finally successfully reached the singer's ears...... (To be continued.) )