Ren Qian took Yan Yu straight to Jiangnan University and went to Jia Yaer's small restaurant. I haven't been here for a long time, but I miss the small fried pork of the farmhouse here, the spicy taste is soaked into every slice of meat, and the bite is crispy and chewy, and the more I eat, the more addictive I become.

Jia Yaer was still wearing an apron and timidly walking around the house. The smile was very quiet. Seeing Ren Qian coming, his big eyes narrowed into a crooked crescent.

She thought that after Brother Qian became a big star, she would dislike her small restaurant. With such thoughts, her smile, which was already inferior, gradually decreased.

The slender figure who often stands at the door and waits for a meal often appears at the intersection. But for a long, long time, I haven't met it, and it's been thirty-three days.

"Ya'er, I haven't seen you for a long time, but I'm prettier again. Is there a place in it? ”

Ya'er pursed her lips and nodded, then turned and walked inside. Brother Qian praised me for being beautiful~

Her heart was full of joy, and she gently swung her feet, like a ballet dancer dancing Swan Lake, her steps were light and cheerful.

In fact

Ren Qian just praised casually, and there was no ambiguity. But the speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention. Moreover, a girl at this stage, if you care a little about her, you can make up a heart-warming romance drama.

"Let's serve a little bit of everything, he guesses he'll have to eat a lot. He had to put a trash can under his seat. ”

"What do you want a trash can?"

Yan Yu was puzzled, just spit out bones on the table.

Ren Qian smiled without saying a word, sat down by himself, poured himself a glass of warm water, drank it dry in one gulp, and then cleared his throat.

From going to the driving school in the morning to signing up for the later rescue of Yan Yu, there was not a drop of water for several hours, and his throat was dry. It's tiring to say a word more.

……

This small restaurant is located in a deep alley, and there are not many customers. Although Ren Qian ordered a lot of dishes, the speed of serving was still very fast.

First served on the table was a plate of cabbage and a plate of Chinese cabbage, both of which were steaming white and very tempting. Now it's time for dinner, Yan Yu picked up the chopsticks and began to gobble up, the range of vegetables was very large, as if a demon was reincarnated.

"Did Ya'er eat, didn't eat with your brother Yu."

Yan Yu said vaguely while stuffing.

Ya'er hurriedly shook her head, wiped her little hand on her apron, and ran to the kitchen again. After a while, she brought another plate of fried meat.

"What kind of meat is this, wild boar? It looks good, and I like to eat the kind of game that jumps in the mountains, and the meat is delicious and chewy......"

Yan Yu licked her tongue, couldn't help but gulp, and burped.

"The recipes are so monotonous these days that I eat them so much that birds come out of my mouth. I must make up for it, or I'll be sorry for the sins I've suffered this month. ”

He picked up a piece of meat, threw it into his mouth, and took a mouthful of white rice, smacking it with relish.

"Damn, it's beef."

In the next second, Yan Yu's whole face turned green, and all the things in his mouth squirted out, this Nima is not the beef he is too familiar with to be familiar with and will never want to eat again in his life!?

Why did this small restaurant upgrade in just one month and serve him a plate of beef?

Yan Yu's face turned pale. The chopsticks in his hand slipped off, and tears flowed down his face in an instant.

In this month, he has formed a new conditioned reflex: when he sees a cow or eats beef, he can't help but think of the cow kidney, and when he thinks of the cow kidney, thousands of round and strong 'cow balls' suddenly gush out of his head, and the 'cow's head scratching and making gestures... whip'. Then there is a sense of shame of being humiliated.

A month, neither long nor short, but Yan Yu was beaten by these pure natural strong... Impotence is driving you crazy.

Eat every day! Eat at once! At night, when the bonfire gathering, other people's families toasted, but the group of people in the family all gave him a toast! Cow kidney! Sheep... Whip! Cattle... Whip!

"Oh, the little grandson-in-law came and ate this sheep... Whip, more harmonious family! ”

"Brother-in-law, you are so handsome, come on, I respect you a cow... Whip! It is very important whether a man is handsome or not, and it is even more important whether he can do it or not! ”

"This old root... The whip was cut off by her sixth master when Luoluo was born, and then put it in the old altar, soaked in medicinal wine, and left it for Luoluo's husband to take. It's been twenty years now. Eat it, it's a blessing to you......"

……

Seeing that Young Master Yan couldn't cry, Ren Qian looked confused.

"Why are you crying?"

"I thought about the all-natural strong... Impotence. If you don't try, you don't know how frustrating it can be. A crunchy bite, a mouthful full of slippery, salty and thick, stuck in the throat, unable to cough out, and unable to swallow. ”

"Still eating raw?"

"Not really! At most, I put it in a pot of clean water to remove the fishy smell and throw it in my mouth. You have to eat nine in one meal, the beautiful name is the ancestral secret recipe, a course of treatment to revitalize the man's majesty, wrap you up, make men not want to sleep, so that women can't sleep......"

Ren Qian: "......"

"Then you won't fall with the golden gun?"

"Who knows, and no one has given me clinically proven efficacy! I'm looking for a cow to try? ”

The two left without much to eat.

Yan Yu was in a hurry to go home to find a psychiatrist for treatment, and Ren Qian first gave Yan Yu a three-minute silence, and at the same time gloated for ten minutes.

It's really a guy who doesn't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings, others can't find this kind of ancestral remedies, and you still dislike it.

That's what he thought.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Ren Qian returned home, and immediately copied the video of the unit in the dash cam and stored it in the zài computer. He didn't feel like he could hide from it. So be careful to preserve the evidence.

However, the Internet has already exploded. Ren Qian also opened his mobile phone to know that this Nima Texun, Baigou, and Sohu popped out of the entertainment windows are: [Surprise! Ren Qian drove a luxury car to crush migrant workers, causing netizens to denounce it angrily! 】

Ren Qian clicked on the video where he was slightly moved and watched it patiently......

It's exhausting.

This kind of thing, people don't have the IQ to analyze which frame of the video is wrong, and what they see is what they see.

If someone who understands comes out to explain, they will insist that you took Ren Qian's money and are a dog leg to wash him white.

So except for Ren Qian's die-hard fans, no one wants to do these thankless.

Fortunately, Ren Qian was witty, and asked the private driver to turn on the dash cam as soon as the migrant workers ran up and smashed it.

This is a skill learned in the previous life, if you encounter an old man who is suspected of touching porcelain while driving, turn on the dash cam immediately, otherwise you will wait to go bankrupt.

"That video was edited so much that I believed it...... I really want to kill this group of media, in just a few days, I was hacked twice! And every time it gets tougher and harder. Can you focus on something useful? ”

Ren Qian knew that it would not be easy for him to reverse the situation this time......

Because that video gives a lot more credibility than the picture! And with the urine of netizens, they must be more inclined to believe that video!