Luo Yuhan's hair is too long, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a man or a woman from the back.

Suddenly, someone patted Luo Yuhan on the shoulder behind him, Luo Yuhan thought it was An Mei, and said without looking back: "An Mei, the eldest husband is full of words, helping the poor is the unshirkable sacred mission of this young master, and when I remove my three thousand troubles, I will definitely fulfill my promise, please wait patiently." ”

The person behind him didn't speak, and patted Luo Yuhan on the shoulder again.

A fragrance rushed into Luo Yuhan's nose, and Luo Yuhan judged that it must be a woman, so Luo Yuhan once again decided that the person who patted him was An Mei.

Luo Yuhan turned around and saw a charming and charming face first. Tender white skin, straight nose bridge, upturned nose tip, angular and moderately sized lips, curved willow eyebrows.

Who is this? Luo Yuhan focused all his attention on the face of the beauty, and he didn't recognize Sha Ruxue in front of him for a while.

"A beautiful man is a beautiful man, he is endlessly charming, and there are people to talk to him anywhere." Luo Yuhan stinks and says.

But when Luo Yuhan saw a pair of big eyes full of weirdness and savagery under Liu Ye's eyebrows, he suddenly changed his words: "It turned out to be you, forgive me for being clumsy, I regarded you as a beauty, but I haven't seen you for a long time, what demon magic has turned you into half a beauty." ”

"The wild boy spoke inconsistently, and began to talk nonsense again, and he praised me as a beauty just now, but it was reduced by half in a blink of an eye." Sha Ruxue smiled proudly, blinking a pair of apricot eyes.

The inch-long false eyelashes flicker up and down, setting off a pair of almond eyes very enchantingly.

Sha Ruxue saw the doubts in Luo Yuhan's eyes, and said with a smile: "I knew you didn't recognize me, what's the matter, the beauty shop has clever methods." ”

Luo Yuhan not only recognized the newly bought skirt on Sha Ruxue's body at this time, but also heard Sha Ruxue's voice, and couldn't help but shake his head and say, "Gao Ming? I don't think so. ”

"You almost didn't recognize me, you're not smart." Sha Ruxue pouted and said.

"If you can disguise yourself as a man, then you can be considered a real master."

"Flamboyant, thief nature doesn't change, why don't you put on makeup as a woman."

"It's good to turn me into a woman," Luo Yuhan laughed, "If that's the case, you and I can share the same bed, and we don't have to shy away from it, like me, you must treat me as a best friend, rub and massage for me, make the bed and fold the quilt." ”

Sha Ruxue heard that Luo Yuhan's language was so unbearable, and regardless of the number of people around, her face suddenly turned red, and she said angrily: "Little slut, you are a pervert, you always want to take advantage of me, you want to be my best friend, it's just a fool's dream, I am a pig best friend, and I will not be a best friend with you." ”

Sha Ruxue originally scolded Luo Yuhan, wanting to say that Luo Yuhan was not even as good as a pig, but in a hurry, she put herself in it again, and when she found that she had missed her mouth, she hurriedly covered her mouth, but it was too late, and there was a burst of laughter around.

The boss, Brother Huang, heard the noise first, and then heard laughter, he thought that someone was making trouble again, and walked out of the next room.

Because of the charge and service issues, customers often get into arguments with waiters, and sometimes the two sides even fight.

"Ruxue, don't make analogies in the future, even if you are embarrassed to compare yourself to the four beauties, but at least you can say that you are an ordinary beauty, you want to be best friends with pigs, don't insult pigs." Luo Yuhan deliberately took advantage of the topic to play, taking advantage of the opportunity to chill the sand like snow.

Sha Ruxue was so embarrassed that her face was full of color, if it weren't for everyone, she would definitely scold.

Brother Huang walked up to Luo Yuhan, said with a stiff face: "Young man, your girlfriend is so beautiful, you make such a joke about her in front of everyone, go home and beware of kneeling on the washboard." ”

"Listen to the boss, you probably enjoy this kind of treatment a lot." Luo Yuhan said with a laugh.

The boss originally wanted to joke with Luo Yuhan, but he didn't expect to run into a gray nose, so he could only leave with a conversation.

It was Luo Yuhan's turn to get a haircut.

Luo Yuhan sat on a chair, a large cloth fluttering over his body. The barber picked up the scissors before asking, "What hairstyle do you want brother?" ”

"The master is a barber, my noble head is at your disposal, you had better adapt to local conditions, don't waste resources." Luo Yuhan said.

"Look at your slightly long face, the back of your head hangs down, like a cliff, shaved on both sides, and your hair in the middle, it must be chic and elegant." Said the barber.

"I'll listen to the master's arrangement."

The scissors went down, and with two clicks, two strands of hair on Luo Yuhan's left side had fallen out. Just when the barber cut the third scissors, Luo Yuhan suddenly coughed slightly, shook his head for some reason, and the tip of the scissors slashed slightly from the flesh of Luo Yuhan's head, leaving a shallow scar on the scalp.

"Ouch, it hurts me to death, are you going to cut off your hair or do you want to cut off your head and kill people." Luo Yuhan shouted.

The barber couldn't help but be stunned.

Luo Yuhan lifted the big cloth, stood up suddenly, turned to face the barber, his eyes widened angrily, and he continued to scold: "Just this craft, I dare to come out to make money, hurry home and wash diapers." As he spoke, he grinned as he covered the scissors scratch the area.

Barber Li Xiaogang is in his thirties, apprenticed with a famous teacher at the age of sixteen, began to be the master of surgery at the age of eighteen, and has been engaged in top kung fu for seven or eight years, and has never encountered such a thing, so he explained with a smile: "The guest is angry, you coughed and didn't say hello just now, so it caused such a result, you can testify to this..."

Luo Yu laughed coldly, raised his voice to an octave, pointed to the barber's nose and said, "It's obvious that I am not good at learning, but I put the responsibility on the customer, my cough is a fact, but even I can't control the cough, do I want to greet you in advance." ”

"But after all, it's because of you, I don't think the wound is a big deal, it's better to do this, I'll give you a free haircut, and this matter is over, what do you think." The barber laughed as much as he could, trying to calm things down.

Luo Yuhan grinned, covered his head and snorted, humming while saying: "How can the parents of the body and skin be used to make transactions, not to mention that I can't afford to spend, my girlfriend and I have been spending here for three years, each time it is more than a thousand, and today alone I have consumed a few thousand, you treat guests like this, it is really intolerable, go, call your boss, I want to ask for an explanation." ”

The noise had already alarmed the boss Brother Huang, and before the barber could speak, Brother Huang had already walked out of the next door and came to Luo Yuhan's side.

Brother Huang had already heard the reason for the quarrel between the two.

This kind of thing has happened before, the boss is in line with the principle of harmony and wealth, and can generally settle down, but today is different, Luo Yuhan first quarreled with An Mei in the massage room, and now he was scraped by the barber and made a big fuss, so he decided that Luo Yuhan was a thorn in the head, and he deliberately came to find fault, in order to avoid the order.

Eliminating a small order for a haircut, the beauty shop doesn't lose anything, but Luo Yuhan takes his girlfriend to have both hairdressing and massage, not to mention that he has already consumed more than 3,000 yuan, if the order is waived, the loss of the hairdresser will be great.

This is still the second, if this kind of blackmail is spread, it will definitely be imitated by some scoundrels, how will the beauty shop continue to do business in the future.

Brother Huang walked to Luo Yuhan's side with extreme dissatisfaction with Luo Yuhan, walked around Luo Yuhan, and looked at Luo Yuhan coldly from top to bottom by the way, and then returned to Luo Yuhan, hehe sneered, and said slowly: "This customer, things have happened, no matter whose fault it is, after all, your scalp has been broken, I don't think it's better to do this, let my master give you a free haircut, and give you a nine-percent discount for other projects, even if this matter is over, you see how it is." ”

"No, Young Master Ben is here to enjoy the service, not to be beheaded."

"I don't think you're here to get a haircut, you're here to fuck up." Brother Huang was also angered by Luo Yuhan's arrogance, and he couldn't help blurting out swear words.

Brother Huang has opened a hair and beauty shop on this street for more than ten years, although some people have found fault, but they have never encountered someone as arrogant as Luo Yuhan.

Besides, Brother Huang's home is next door, and he usually has a group of brothers, who dares to get along with Brother Huang is not able to get along with his group of brothers, which is tantamount to looking for death.

And these brothers are not easy to mess with, they are all members of the Dragon Gang, and offending Brother Huang is equivalent to offending the Dragon Gang.

In the face of Brother Huang's insults, Luo Yuhan did not fight back immediately, he had more clever tricks.

He looked around, looked at the men and women in the room, smiled loudly, and said, "Did you hear it, the boss said that we didn't come here to get a haircut, but to fuck up," he glanced at Brother Huang and continued: "It's just that you scold me, you can't knock down a boatload of people with a rod, how can you treat the guest's head as a little egg in the crotch, besides, it's just that you scold the male compatriots, but you actually include the female compatriots, which is like a boss's style." ”

When several young women heard Luo Yuhan say this, they squinted at Brother Huang, and stood up and left. This kind of foul language is disgusting to listen to.

Brother Huang didn't expect Luo Yuhan to come to move flowers and trees, thinking that this little gangster really came to smash the field, he couldn't help but get angry, and raised his hand to grab Luo Yuhan's hair. Luo Yuhan dodged to the side, raised his hand, and grabbed Brother Huang's wrist. Brother Huang wanted to break free, but he couldn't break free even if he tried his strength to feed.

"Master, I'm not an unreasonable person, I don't want to fight, I just want to ask for justice, as far as your top haircut products are concerned, I really can't look down on my eyes, and I am smarter than you with my eyes closed."

Luo Yuhan's hand was infinitely strong, stuck in Brother Huang's hand like an iron tong, Brother Huang was secretly surprised, he didn't expect that this young man would have such strength, and he didn't dare to compete with Luo Yuhan, and he wanted to find a step for himself through Luo Yuhan's words, so he let himself go first, so he asked rhetorically: "Can you really close your eyes and get a haircut?" ”

"Master Ben never boasts about Haikou, I'll show you my hands later, so that you can open your eyes."

Luo Yuhan said and let go of Brother Huang.

"Who wants to be a test subject?" Brother Huang originally wanted to learn from Luo Yuhan and also come to transfer flowers and trees, and looked at the few guests sitting on the bench.

Everyone shook their heads in refusal. Closing your eyes and letting people get a haircut, this is simply a joke, it's hard to cut your head out, make your head bleed, don't say that people are in pain, and even the phase is broken.

Brother Huang saw that no one dared to try, so he wanted to come and get off the donkey, and said: "No one is your experiment, I see that you still get a free haircut, and you will be given a 20% discount on other expenses, you see how it is." ”

Luo Yuhan put his hand into his pocket, took out a stack of money and shook it at Brother Huang, and said, "Don't look at Young Master Ben's ordinary dress, it's because Young Master Ben doesn't want to show off, this money is enough to pay, I just want you to see my non-professional barber today." ”

"But no one dares to try."

Luo Yuhan smiled slightly and said, "Then I'll treat myself as an experiment." ”

Brother Huang's eyes widened, and the customers also opened their eyes wide. These people have lived for decades, and they have never seen themselves shaved their heads, and they all want to have a sneak peek and feast their eyes.

"Okay, this little brother hurry up and let us open our eyes."

"It's just that I came out of my mother's womb and haven't seen such kung fu."

"The kid is either bragging, or his brain is in water."

"It didn't get water, it got mercury."

"You're all wrong, you didn't get anything in, you were kicked by a donkey."

"How ugly it is to be kicked by a donkey, to be squeezed by the door."

Everyone talked about it, with mixed reviews, and Luo Yuhan turned a deaf ear.

Sha Ruxue fed Luo Yuhan and said, "Luo Yuhan, don't be ashamed, leave quickly without a haircut." ”

Luo Yuhan ignored Sha Ruxue, looked at Brother Huang and said, "It seems that the master doesn't show his hands, you won't believe the master." ”

"That's right, Brother Huang, I have never served anyone in my life, if you can get your hair cut today, I will take my head as my feet and walk back and forth on this street three times."

"Is that true?"

"Seriously."

"But I have one more condition, if I do it, my girlfriend and I will be free of charge today." Luo Yuhan took the opportunity to tell his true purpose.

Brother Huang looked embarrassed and was silent.

"Promise him, if he can't do it, he will give himself a haircut, a strange story through the ages."

"That's right, this kid must be a braggart king, trying to scare you."

"Boss, give him a free order, if he really does it, we will only get a haircut from you in the future, and we will not go anywhere else."

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and use various languages to provoke Brother Huang.

Brother Huang was put on the fire, and it was difficult to be roasted, so he gritted his teeth, as if he had made a lot of determination, and burst out with a sentence: "Okay, I'll bet with you once, if you lose, don't blame Brother Huang I'm not welcome, the list is a penny." ”

"A word is a certainty, vacate the venue, and the show begins." Luo Yuhan shouted.

The customers moved their chairs one after another, moving their chairs and everything away, making room for Luo Yuhan.

The master who gave Luo Yuhan a haircut just now had already handed Luo Yuhan a razor and said, "Little master, if you can cut your hair today, you are my master." ”

"I'm afraid that you are not qualified enough, besides, I never encourage people to betray the master and bring a razor."

Luo Yuhan took the razor and suddenly raised his hand.