Chapter 189: Square Dance Leads the Fashion
(The second watch, square dancing leads the fashion, and the teachers and wives dance)
Feeling that the female disciples had thrown themselves into the strange trend and were wearing more and more revealing clothes, Mrs. Yinhua, the deputy sect leader of the Xuanming Sect, began to be very dissatisfied.
Not only her, but also several sect elders and the masters vomited bitterness.
On that day, several people also met and said that they wanted to denounce Su Yan, the god of discipline.
Among them, the Qing cultivator of the Lingyue Sect was also there, and the first to express his disappointment: "I used to have some appreciation for that Su Yan. has helped us solve the crisis several times, and he is a great Taoist friend, but why has he become more and more presumptuous recently? ”
"That is, to win over our female disciples and dance those dances, we must give him a wake-up call, and strictly warn him." There are also female patriarchs of other sects, such as Shitai and Lotus Daoni, who are not low in seniority.
"It just so happens that I have a communication jade slip in my hand, so I'm going to scold him to wake him up."
Mrs. Yinhua immediately used the jade slip and sent a WeChat message to Su Yan, questioning what he was going to do?
Early in the morning, before Su Yan woke up from his dream, he received several inexplicable WeChat messages, which were all accused by the teachers and wives.
What to say: "Fellow Daoist, you are too profligate!" Why do you deceive our disciples? ”
That is, those who cultivate the Tao must have a pure heart and few desires. Friends of the Tao must not fall into the devil! ”
"Fellow Daoist, please reply, we will wait online!"
I'll go, even these teachers too, have learned this trick.
Su Yan thought about it, the teachers are not easy to dismiss, and they are surprisingly successful!
So he pretended to reply in a deep voice: "Don't worry, Su Yan is by no means a mistaken child, this is a high-grade self-cultivation technique in China, which can strengthen a woman's will to resist demons, and at the same time can also transform her muscles and bones, and educate in fun, which is really a simple teaching method." ”
"What, don't you fool us? Isn't that kind of costume, and those black silks, immoral? ”
Mrs. Yinhua was furious, and she also went on the live broadcast to wake up Su Yan in person.
Saying that her old man is the most old-fashioned, think about the charming black silk, if it is popular, how sour it should be?
But her old man's thoughts turned into messages from the live broadcast room and presented them in front of Su Yan, and he was immediately happy.
In other words, your old man is also having a hard time, and you want to try it, right?
However, I recommend that you also wear black silk, the scene is too beautiful to imagine......
Su Yan suddenly had an idea, and a bold idea came up, and he already had a countermeasure.
But he smiled and launched the video and left a message with Shitai: "You don't believe it, in fact, this kind of cultivation method is suitable for all ages in my place, not only young women can cultivate, but also middle-aged and elderly people, if you don't believe it, come and see." ”
decisively sent a video in the past, it was the legendary square dance Jiamusi aerobics, with melodious music, I saw rows of women in formal clothes on the video, working out with the beat.
That every move and neat team made the teachers and wives awe-inspired.
"It's really a bit hot to dance like this, I don't know what?"
When Su Yan heard this, he said categorically: "This is, square dance." ”
In my heart, I was shocked, saying that I was creating evil, is this to transform a group of exterminating masters into square dance aunts in the cultivation realm?
Su Yan found that he had already gone farther and farther on the road of death.
However, it didn't take long for Mrs. Yinhua to be the first to ask: "Is there any such dance?" ”
Well, you've finally fallen into the ditch too!
Su Yan nodded decisively, but collected all kinds of square dance teaching videos from the Internet and showed them to the teachers.
Of course, people who are too low-level can't look down on it, after all, it is the power of the cultivation realm, and the eyesight is still a little bit.
is to be in a high position for a long time, pure heart and few desires, unattainable, and inevitably a little lonely and unbearable.
The words are exactly what I said, and I can't get it forever in the commotion!
In fact, what the teachers and wives want to do most is to go out for a walk and vent.
With the opportunity of square dancing, a group of people quickly formed the Big Mom Federation and held a meeting in secret.
They're going to jump up and regain their youth.
So, with the close cooperation of Su Yan, several sets of Taijiquan aerobics were selected, and the teachers and wives learned them one by one, and carried out the square dance of the sect in a similar way, and fought together.
A few days later, in the early morning, on the highest peak of the Xuanming Sect's Mansion, dozens of respected masters appeared in unison and put on a posture.
With a burst of melodious music, they all showed the same posture, and slowly played Tai Chi on the peak, with a compelling momentum.
The dancing posture is all with a sense of elegance, and every movement is rippling with the righteousness of heaven and earth, just like a grandmaster.
It's like "The Most Dazzling National Style"!
"The end of the world is my love,
The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills,
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying!
What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful?
The crooked river comes from heaven,
Flowing to the sea of purple and red,
Hot ballads are what we look forward to,
Walking and singing along the way is the most comfortable!
If we want to sing, we must sing the most heartily,
You are the most beautiful cloud on my horizon,
Let me keep you with all my heart!
Singing the most dazzling national style,
Let love sweep away all the dust......"
Well, looking at the serious looks of the teachers, Su Yan was about to burst out laughing in front of the computer.
If they knew what the concept of square dancing was, would they hunt them down in the future?
Su Yan couldn't take care of his worries anymore, and countless sect members in the Tianxuan Realm had already sent congratulatory messages.
After thunderbolts, they first protested to Su Yan with righteous words, saying How did you teach the teachers and wives badly, and what kind of system did they become?
For this reason, Su Yan was also pulled into the WeChat group of the Sect Alliance.
Su Moxin said Okay, you have even learned this.
One by one, on the surface, they were sanctimonious, saying that they were immoral, but after a few words, someone exposed them.
"Recently, the disciples have obviously worked harder than before!"
"That's right, ask us every day, when can we break into the inner gate and cultivate with female disciples?
I said you're obsessed, what do you want to do? ”
"It's a pity, senior sister, they have practiced for many years, and they have been lost, but why are they different from the clothes of female disciples?"
Hehe, you guys want to see the temptation of uniforms, right?
Everyone is a man, what can't be erased?
Su Yan said for them: "Fellow Daoists don't have to be excited, don't you think that the teachers have sustenance and have become amiable on weekdays?"
And they are busy practicing square dance, and they don't pay much attention to the affairs of the sect, so don't you just have to be idle? ”
Generally speaking, as long as a woman has something to do, such as shopping, beauty, bodybuilding, etc., she will not go to talk to men.
Speaking of this, everyone nodded, and the Wuji Sword God was the first to speak: "Actually, the masters have practiced the body, and they are quite good-looking?" I always feel that with a bit of elegance, you are close to the water, don't you think? ”
Li Thunderbolt rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said in his heart, why are you pushing the spearhead to me here, and it seems that I have to take advantage of it?
Anyway, the mountain is full of teachers from various sects, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to take care of it, so who will I offend again?
However, in line with the principle of pleasing to the eye, the rank sect elders slowly felt that this matter killed two birds with one stone.
Not only does it make the teachers and wives have a lot to do, but also you can appreciate the youthful posture of the teachers, which is quite powerful!
Later, I don't know who came up with a sentence, or we should also learn to dance, the so-called male and female matching, work is not tiring!
This time it's Su Mochun's turn, you really want to form a cultivation realm and a square dance team!
Let's say goodbye, I'm not interested in dancing with the big guys.
Decisively flickered and said, square dancing is feminine and feminine, not suitable for men's cultivation, why don't you learn another stunt with me?
Everyone was intrigued by him, but asked what it was?
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