Jiang Bo's first day of performance is over, and the next day, Liu La's performance will continue.

On the second night, at the Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse, accompanied by the applause of the audience, Liu La slowly walked onto the stage.

After standing in the center of the stage, Liu La spoke: "Thank you, thank you for coming to the stage, yesterday was Qixi Festival, our Chinese Valentine's Day, because of the program arrangement, I couldn't meet with you yesterday, and today I will make up for it." I took a look at the back door just now, and there are a lot of people in the audience today, some with their daughters-in-law, some with their girlfriends, and some with other people's daughters-in-law and girlfriends. Bring someone else's daughter-in-law and girlfriend and raise your hand for me to see. ”

"Phew." Hearing Liu La's words, the audience immediately booed. However, most of the audience watching the cross talk are more trustworthy masters, calling for return, but most of the fans in the audience still raised their hands to cooperate with Liu La, especially the little girls in the front row, who were eager to rush to the stage.

"Hey, so much, you guys are treating Zhang Yiyuan as a fast hotel, right?" Liu La snorted, and then smiled: "Okay, I wish you success, and if you are tired, put it down." ”

paused: "Valentine's Day, this thing is very good, and I don't know which wave invented it." It's good, but in fact, it's also a score, like me and my master, who are more rigid and don't understand romance, it's useless, but if you meet a romantic, romantic man like my godfather Yu Qian, then the girl will be beautiful. ”

"Friends who often come know that my family and Mr. Yu's house live in the opposite building, and his family lives on the second floor and is reluctant to draw the curtains. The height of the second floor is more dangerous, and it is easy to attract thieves or something, so for the safety of his house, I specially bought a telescope to observe the situation of his house every day. The godmother eats, the godmother changes her clothes, and the godmother takes a bath. ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Liu La was unmoved at all, and continued to say: "Didn't I come yesterday, I have been at home, and I am bored at night, so I will think about how my godfather and godmother spend Valentine's Day." This look, the good guy is called a romantic, the little candle is diǎn, the little red wine is on the table, and my godfather and godmother are dancing. ”

"Ugh." Liu La sighed: "I'm called an envy, come on, we can't find anyone to accompany us, go to the door ◎ dǐng ◎ diǎn ◎ small ◎ said, .$.≌ os_ (); Isn't it okay to listen to the excitement? Thinking so, I went downstairs, but as soon as I walked downstairs, I heard someone behind me calling me 'spicy', and when I turned around, it was no one else, my godmother! “

Audience: "Wow! ”

"Huh." Liu La also sighed: "I'm exactly the same as your surprise, I just found out, my godfather is too good at playing, my godmother is downstairs, it looks like she just came back from outside, who is that upstairs?" ”

"It's up to me at this time, as a son, I can't embarrass my godfather. After thinking of a way, I branched out of my godmother, went to my master's house, and then called my godfather.

"Godfather, what are you doing?"

He also pretended to me: "Ah, spicy, I'm eating out with my friends." ”

I was not polite, and directly debunked him: "Okay, don't lie to me, I just saw you dancing with a woman in the house from the window, it's not my godmother, who is she?" ”

was debunked by me, and my godfather was very embarrassed: "Yo, you have seen it, eldest son, don't tell your godmother, help me hide it." ”

Then what can I say, I can only agree: "Okay, I'll help you hide it from my godmother, but who is that woman?" ”

My godfather: "Don't think about it, it's a woman from a mainstream cross talk celebrity in our circle, isn't this his husband having something to do today, I'll help him take care of this diǎn." ”

"You've taken care of it thoroughly." I had to figure things out, and I asked, "Then what did his husband do?" Don't accompany your wife on Valentine's Day? ”

"Hey." My godfather hilared: "His husband is not at home tonight because of something, and he went to the stand-up comedy that he said at the Huguang Club at six in the evening......"

"Phew!"

"Haha, I'm laughing to death!"

"I knew it must be no good, this is too bad, her husband's surname is Jiang, right!"

Liu La said for a long time, but everyone didn't understand what he meant, but at this point, he finally heard it, and he dared to wait for the last sentence to bury Jiang Bo. The audience was overjoyed and laughed.

In the midst of laughter, Liu slammed the eye-catching on the table, and then read aloud a finale poem-

"The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is dewy, and the pedestrians on the road are desolate.

The small bridge is fragrant with osmanthus flowers, and I think about it day and night.

I can't be quiet in my heart, so I read the article early in the morning.

Ten years of hard work in the study, Fang Xiancai Gao Zhiguang! ”

"Okay, well said, another one." As soon as Liu La's poem was read, another voice came from the audience.

Hearing these voices, Liu La suddenly felt that there was a movement in it that was particularly familiar, and after looking carefully, he couldn't help but be happy, he was still an acquaintance. Liu La hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble, it seems to be uneducated, this is not a shame." ”

While speaking, he continued to search, and finally was pleasantly surprised to find that there were several good friends in his circle sitting in the audience, such as Yu Fan, Bai Xue, Wen Zhang and other friends in Beijing who came to support him. The song just now was Bai Xue shouting.

Liu La was really moved, he didn't expect that there would be so many friends to support him, and he didn't inform him. Liu La said slowly to everyone: "Oh, when I looked for it like this, I found that there were many acquaintances sitting in the audience, some of whom I hadn't seen for a long time." ”

"Brother Yufan, we haven't seen each other for a long time, right? It's going to be a few months. ”

Yu Fan diǎndiǎn head: "Yes, I haven't seen you for half a year." ”

Liu La: "Yo, if you don't say that I haven't noticed it for so long, I haven't seen you for half a year, I feel that you are a lot stronger, you look like you can live to death in this state!" ”

Yu Fan ......

After burying Yu Fan, Liu La looked at Bai Xue again: "We haven't seen each other for a long time, right?" ”

Bai Xue smiled and quickly shook her head: "But no, we just went out to eat the next day after you came back." ”

"Ah, yes." Liu Ladiǎn head, and then looked at the audience: "Actually, Bai Xue I don't like to go out on the street with her or anything, she is too pretending, she called me that day and said that she had to eat Lanzhou food." I wondered what it was, so I drove her up, but as soon as I entered the store, they shouted to the boss: 'Master wants a wide strip, add meat!' ’

Snow white......

Audience: "Phew. ”

After speaking, Bai Xueliu looked at Wen Zhang again, and Wen Zhang hurriedly said: "I don't need you to introduce me, no one knows me anyway." ”

Liu La hurriedly shook his head: "How can it?" How can anyone not know you? I'll just tell you, if you don't know Wen Zhang, then you haven't eaten pork! ”

Wen Zhang...... (To be continued.) )