Chapter 57: As Big as My Son's
Chapter 57 is as big as my son's
"What?"
"The English abbreviation of your car is MBA, which is paralysis!" ……
When he arrived at the power company, Chi Maoshu still felt that it was too high-profile after all, so he didn't get off at the door, but went directly to the elevator with Yue Shenyuan from the underground garage.
Chi Maoshu didn't notice that Yue Shenyuan had a beautiful smile on the corner of his mouth when he left.
If you can see through my fate, then you are certainly not an ordinary person. Hmph, with something outside the body like the money garage, I will have something to do with you first. In addition, it is really lonely to live alone all these years. I'd love to have a friend, too.
Later, Chi Maoshu found that getting on the elevator from the underground garage was just a psychological comfort, but it was useless!
In the afternoon, I bragged and chatted in the office, and I went to work again during the period, and when I was about to get off work, a strange text message came:
"Eat cat and mouse, guess who I am?"
"Brother, get out of here, brother, I'm busy."
"I'll give you another chance, hurry up and guess that you can't cheat!"
"Okay Zhong Meinu, brother, I can't guess what to do?"
"Haha, don't you know how to tell fortunes, why can't you figure it out?"
"IQ is urgent, beauty!"
"Bah, you're me."
"Nothing to do, it's either a traitor or a thief, and you haven't been asked to settle accounts for revealing your buddy's secrets, what do you want to do?"
"Brother Cat and Mouse, don't be so ruthless, by the way, don't you think, Sister Yue is very pitiful? If you can help her, you can help her. By the way, by the way, have you already dealt with Sister Yue, her little hands are slippery, Mimi is soft or not, is it comfortable to hold? Do you have, uh-huh, what then? ”
"I said Zhong Meinu, you think too much, how long have we known each other."
"Hmph, don't try to lie to me, someone said today that I saw the two of you in the underground garage just finished the car and sneakily entered the elevator from the underground garage!"
I'm rubbing, the people from this power company, it's too special to gossip, buddy, I'm really in tears.
"Miss Zhong, your skull is broken, go out to tell her fortune today, and come back by hitchhiking."
"Hehehehe, you don't know if you eat cat and mouse, Sister Yue's car is expensive, even I haven't sat in it, you are the first. You must have shaken the car and didn't tell me, huh. Tell me, how many poses did you use? ”
"Then you go and ask Yue Shenyuan!"
"If I dare, I'll ask you why. Say it quickly, or I'll let Zhang Chaoqun give you little shoes to wear! ”
"She won't eat you, at most she will look at you twice, what are you afraid of? Hehe, her car is not as spacious as yours, Zhong Meinu, we miss you very much, I really want to have a shot with you in your car! ”
I really couldn't stand this girl, Chi Maoshu attacked boldly.
"Yo yo yo, the little one is bold, dare to tease my sister? Hmph, sister, I'm waiting for you in the car right now, and it's a puppy in ten minutes. ”
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, no is no, that's all, Zhong Meinu, hurry up and get busy with business, pull more customers, and everyone can send more year-end bonuses."
"It's boring, huh!"
Shaking his head, Chi Maoshu packed his things and prepared to go home.
After leaving the building, I was going to go straight to my residence, but somehow on a whim, I made a temporary detour, turned another street, and then passed by the door of the Thousand Languages Bar.
Looking at Xu Lifeng, who was leaning next to the sassy car, holding a bouquet of flowers and offering courtesy to a hot beauty in a tight dance costume, Chi Maoshu only felt refreshed.
Dude's whim, that's a proper thing for a reason. There is the will of heaven in the dark, and he sent his buddies here to stop the evil actions of the bully Xu Lifeng who wanted to spoil the ignorant little beauty.
I'm thinking about how to clean up this kid, wait, there you have it.
The second needle of the nine needles of Feidian, cut and scattered, the main function of the original creation of this needle was for things like tumors growing in the human body, but this method consumes too much, it is too difficult to control, and there are not many people who can use it.
And for a guy like Xu Lifeng who doesn't change his heart and dares to think about the goddess, uh-huh, he must be punished as he deserves.
Without saying a word, Chi Maoshu walked over leisurely and put his arm around Xu Lifeng's shoulder:
"Lao Xu, this is a new girl again. Tsk, come and show my brother and me, look at this little face, this little mouth, this figure, it's really good. ”
The hot beauty was chatting with Xu Lifeng, thinking that she had hooked a rich Kaizi today, and the long-awaited fruit 4 had arrived properly, when she suddenly saw Chi Maoshu coming, she couldn't help but be a little dazed, and secretly said what was going on.
Xu Lifeng turned his head sideways, and when he saw Chi Maoshu, he felt a little uneasy, and said inwardly: "Chi Maoshu, you, what do you want to do?" ”
"Hey, Lao Xu, what are you talking about, by the way, the girl we played with yesterday was a little fatter, and her figure was not as good as today. How's that, girl, when are you going to play with your brothers, it's very happy! ”
The hot beauty's little face turned a little pale, glared at Xu Lifeng fiercely, and scolded: "Dead pervert, and said to take me for a ride, dare to love the three fart old lady, go to death!" ”
As she spoke, she stepped on Xu Lifeng with a dozen centimeters of pointed stiletto heels, twisted her ass and walked into the bar.
Looking at Xu Lifeng, who was holding his feet and screaming in pain, Chi Maoshu's face sank: "Xiao Xu, brother, I will warn you one last time, don't make trouble behind your back." If you have the ability, find someone to shoot my brother and me down. Otherwise, if you are behind the back, brother, I will make you regret giving birth to yourself. I'll teach you a little lesson today, huh. ”
When he spoke, he didn't know what Chi Maoshu had done, Xu Lifeng only felt that his whole body was suddenly numb, as if he had been shocked. The next moment, he shivered before he came to his senses, but saw that Chi Maoshu had already walked away.
"Bad luck, how could this kid just pass by here. It seems that we told Minister Li that he knew about it. No, this kid can't stay, so I have to find a way to deal with him directly. Xu Lifeng thought viciously: "Anyway, that girl was in really good shape just now, and it was a pity that she was mixed up by that kid." ”
There are a lot of beauties in the night bar, and it starts to be lively when I get off work, so I don't worry about not being able to soak in the girl.
Xu Lifeng wandered around the bar for a while, and soon found a girl, and then began to chat and brag about drinking.
The girl was good-looking, but she was also bold, and the two of them drank violently, and soon drank seven or eight bottles. Xu Lifeng burped, pinched the beauty's buttocks, and said, "Brother, I'll go put some water, the beauty is waiting for my brother!" ”
"Nasty!" The girl slapped his hand away, not angry, but laughed teasingly: "Handsome guy, you only drank more than three bottles, go and release the water, the kidneys are not good!" ”
"Rub, a man can't say no, I have to make you cry dad and call my mother later!" Xu Lifeng replied casually and went straight to the bathroom.
The restrooms at the Night Whisper Bar are also luxurious, with four urinals in the men's restroom. When he entered, there were three guys who occupied No. 1, 3, and 4 urinals, and only the No. 2 urinal pool was left for Xu Lifeng. He didn't think much of it, he unzipped it and prepared to release the water.
Hey, where's the little brother?
Xu Lifeng had already drunk a little dazed, and it took him a long time to find and take out the words, and happily put the water out.
The guy in front of urinal No. 3 looked left and right, and then let out a "huh" and secretly poked the accomplice of urinal No. 4 next to him, signaling him to look to the left.
His accomplice was a reckless fellow, took a look, and immediately muttered: "I'm rubbing, this is too small, my son was just born yesterday and I looked at it carefully, he is the same age as my son!" ”