Bang!

A black shadow with a hot heat suddenly encircled me, and the smell of smoke where my nose fit made me choke and cough, "Ahem! Cough! Cough! ”

When he was coughing out of breath, Xiao Yubai's angry voice suddenly came from the top of his head. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn it! Where have you been! ”

I raised my head from Xiao Yubai's arms with teary eyes, looked up at the angry look on Xiao Yubai's face, and the corners of my mouth hooked slightly, "You are so stupid, how can I stay stupidly in a small kitchen with such a big fire?" ”

Actually, I was really stupid to stay inside, if it weren't for the appearance of Ji Liuxi later, I was afraid that ......

"What's going on! Didn't you say you didn't see anyone running out? ”

Suddenly, Xiao Yubai turned his head and glared angrily at a few black-clothed people who suddenly knelt behind him, and I glared at them, these black-clothed people were the ones sent by Xiao Yubai to protect me.

"Back to the ghost king, I didn't see the ghost and ran out?"

The man in black who knelt the most in front of the leader clenched his fists and frowned, "Ghost queen, can your subordinates take the liberty of asking, where did you run from?" ”

In addition to the main entrance, there was only one window facing the stove in the kitchen, but the fire was so big at that time that the window must not have been able to walk.

"When、Of course you ran out of the kitchen door? You don't see it? Hey? Impossible. ”

I turned my head from Xiao Yubai's arms and looked at the man in black kneeling on the ground with a surprised expression, "Ah! I understand! Was the fire too big and there was smoke at the time, so you were dazzled? ”

slapped the door of the head, and made a sudden realization.

"Ahh

As soon as my hand left my head, a big palm slammed on the place I had just patted, and the pain made me immediately grin, turn my head in confusion, and look at Xiao Yubai with a pout, "What are you doing knocking on my head?" It hurts! ”

"They can't be dazzled! If you do walk out through the kitchen door, there is no way that they will not be able to see any of them! Tell me honestly, how did you get out? ”

Xiao Yubai's two iron arms slammed around my waist and brought me closer to him, and then his face slowly approached me, and his unfathomable black eyes stared at me like staring at his prey, "You have the smell of someone you hate!" Don't be honest yet! ”

Smelly?

What does it taste like?

I was so frightened that I immediately raised my arm to smell it, and after smelling it for a long time, I still didn't smell anything, so I put down my arm and snorted angrily: "There is no smell?" Have you been smoked by the thick smoke of the small kitchen for too long and your nose is a little out of order? ”

“……”

Xiao Yu straightened her waist, let go of her arms, lifted my back collar, and narrowed her dark eyes, "You really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin!" ”

The back collar was lifted by him suddenly, strangling my neck out of breath, Xiao Yubai dragged my back collar to the side room, I instinctively nodded my feet and followed him in small steps, "Alas! Tap to pull! My neck is going to break! ”

"Ji Xiaofan, you are worthy of being the Peach Blossom Fairy in charge of the Peach Forest of the Five Realms, and the peach blossoms are really prosperous."

When passing by the main room of the dormitory, Qiu Die leaned on the door, clasped her arms with her hands, and sneered at her to see the excitement.

I twisted my head towards her, even though my neck was about to be strangled by the collar, I still gritted my teeth and turned my head, Qiu Die saw me glaring at her angrily, not angry but laughing, shrugged at me lightly, then straightened up, and poked his head slightly towards Xiao Yubai, "Husband, deal with such a disobedient little slave, torture!" ”

Xiao Yubai didn't look back and grabbed my collar and dragged it towards the side room, his steps were not messy from beginning to end, and he was as steady as a mountain, even if Qiu Die just leaned over and said the words that were about to make me vomit blood in anger, Xiao Yubai still looked straight ahead with his eyes, as if he had never heard Qiu Die's words.

Bang!

One into the side room!

Xiao Yubai slammed the door shut, and then shook my hand and threw me to the only bed in the room.

"Ahh

I threw myself on the bed, my eyes shining with stars.

Before I could breathe, a strong aura of oppression followed.

I was so shocked that I wanted to jump off the bed, but my white body suddenly pressed against me, and I instinctively ducked back, and my back suddenly pressed against the hard bed board.

"Ji Liuxi is coming to you again!"

Xiao Yubai pressed his two arms, one left and one right, on the bed board on both sides of my head, trapping me between the bed board and him.

I was shocked by his sentence 'Ji Liuxi is coming to you again', and after coughing violently for a long time, I explained intermittently: "I don't know what's going on!" At that time, the fire was a little strange, and I used all the water in my tank, but the fire was getting bigger and bigger! By the time I realized something was wrong, I couldn't escape! ”

"And then he suddenly appeared as a hero to save the beauty?"

Xiao Yu approached me with a white face and said gloomily.

I was forced to raise my hand and push his chest and face, twisted my face and explained: "He should also know about my promise to cooperate with the Immortal Emperor's plan, just like you, he thinks I am dying." ”

"Aren't you?"

Xiao Yubai immediately snorted coldly, stood up suddenly, and turned his head to look at the layout in the side room, "This place is still too good for you!" It's time for you to live in a firewood house! ”

When I think of firewood, I think of firewood, and when I think of firewood, I think of the stove.

……

"That Xiao Yubai, have you considered improving the kitchen facilities in the lower prefecture?"

Xiao Yubai's gaze turned to me as she looked around the room, "Improve the kitchen facilities?" ”

"Hmm!"

I looked at him with shiny eyes and nodded.

As long as it's not a stove!

As long as you don't have to burn a fire!

Replace all the kitchen facilities with the latest technology in the world, wouldn't it save me a lot of money!

How much hot water do I want in the future?

"You reminded Benjun." As he spoke, Xiao Yubai approached me step by step, a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were staring at me tightly, staring at me all over my body, and I couldn't stop trembling.

"You, you ......"

Xiao Yubai walked to the side of the bed, paused, and slowly leaned towards me, "Ji Xiaofan, you are newly appointed today, and you don't have a single salary!" But burned down a kitchen, what are you going to pay for? ”

"I didn't burn the kitchen!"

I yelled, rolled over and got out of bed, slipped out of Xiao Yubai's side, and then ran to the door of the side room, only to sigh lightly and turn my head and say, "Didn't I just explain?" It's Jiliu Creek! You ask him for compensation! ”

Anyway, Ji Liuxi is now a human king!

That's not a lot of money!

Xiao Yubai stood beside the bed, but did not chase after him, his eyes were shining with a little cold light: "Oh? Not you? Why did Ji Liuxi burn Benjun's kitchen? ”

"Who knows which nerve he is wrong and wants to take me out of the underworld and burn your kitchen!"

I turned my back against the door behind me, rubbing my hands together and smiling dryly.

So I'm innocent, you should find Xiao Yubai to compensate you in the kitchen.

"Oh." Xiao Yubai let out a long 'oh', then raised his eyebrows slightly, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly, "He wants to take you out of the underworld to burn Benjun's kitchen?" The culprit is still you, and you have to pay for it. ”