Chapter 319: Turn the surname upside down
The people in the princess's mansion were hiding in the mansion and let Second Brother Du not come out no matter how provocative they were, and many onlookers were frightened by the spicy-eyed corpse, and quickly covered their noses and dispersed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After a while, there was no audience, so Second Brother Du beckoned the group to go home, and by the way, he gave a few taels of silver to the beggars who were watching and asked them to throw the body back to the mass grave.
Their old Du family is a good people who abide by the law and never litter.
Du Xiaoxi was shocked a lot by the action of his brothers to put corpses in front of people's homes, if it wasn't for the carriage, he would have to jump up and talk about them.
As soon as he got out of the carriage, Du Xiaoxi quickly walked up to Second Brother Du and Xiaotian and said with a straight face: "Second brother, you don't know how dirty the corpse is, what should you do if you turn around and get sick?" Hurry up and go in and wash it well, and the clothes you are wearing are burned, even if you don't burn them, you have to cook them again! Okay, you scare people, find someone to lie down on, cover it with a white cloth, and put it on, why really find a corpse to come! ”
Regarding the sister's complaints, Du Er and Du Si were the wind in their ears, and anyway, they sent people home and shouted, "There's something to do when you go home!" Let's go! Then he beckoned them to leave.
Du Xiaoxi saw a group of people turn their heads and leave, their teeth itching angrily, "You guys will have lunch and then leave!" ”
Don't stay here to eat! Later, I will definitely have to let them take a bath, wash their hair and change their clothes, trouble! Isn't it just a corpse? They still hold the carcass of the pig and gnaw happily every day! I didn't see anything else!
Seeing his uncles leaving, Fanxing hurriedly turned over and said to Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao, "Daddy, I haven't been to my uncle's house for a long time, so I just went to my uncle's house to choose a few white-faced fans to paint." ”
Xiao Prosperity saw that his brother was going to leave and hurriedly followed, "I'm going too, I'm going to buy knives and paper to write big characters!" ”
We still lack your knife of paper? I don't have a reliable excuse.
Saying goodbye to Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao, Fanxing and Xiao Prosperity followed Second Brother Du back to the shop, the two talked to their cousins and chose a few small things, kept them for a meal and rode away on horseback.
Xiao Prosperity followed behind his brother, seeing that this road was getting stranger and stranger, and it was not the way home at all, he couldn't help but ask: "Brother, aren't we going home?" Where the hell is this going? ”
The reason why Xiao Prosperity followed his brother out was that when he set off to go to the princess's mansion in the morning, he saw his brother's little servant handing him an arrowbag. Xiao Prosperity thought that his brother was going to scare the people in the princess's mansion, so he also asked people to take their quivers, but it was useless to take them. Seeing that his brother was going to his uncle's house, he subconsciously followed.
Fanxing glanced at his brother's quiver, showed a very sunny and charming smile and said to his younger brother: "Today, my brother took you to practice archery." ”
Xiao Prosperity was confused, but still followed.
The two walked for a long time, passed through the downtown and entered a much cleaner mansion, and finally stopped in front of a "royal mansion".
Xiao Prosperity looked at the mansion again and again, and made sure that it was not his relative's house, so he asked his brother, "Brother, is this your classmate's house?" Do you want to practice archery together? ”
Fanxing still had a shallow smile on his face, "Naturally, you have to use arrows to treat sluts!" ”
"Huh?" Little Prosperity has a confused face. Brother, what are you talking about, my brother doesn't understand!
Seeing that the two of them stopped at the door, the little maid guarding the door of the Wang family looked at the horses they were riding and the materials they were wearing were all good goods, and trotted over to the two very respectfully and asked, "What is the matter with the two young masters?" ”
Fanxing's eyes looked straight at the gate of the Wang family, and he asked casually, "Yesterday, the lady of your mansion went to the Liufu of Hanlin Yuan to throw eggs?" ”
Yesterday, the siege of Liufu was also rumored in Beijing. Each concierge is a good errand to be able to show his face in front of the master and get rewarded, the sister of the little maid happens to be the first-class maid in the yard of the lady, yesterday I heard my sister say that I knew about it, and immediately took the purse in Liu Yao's hand and replied: "How does the young master know?" My wife's nephew was gone, so I was so sad that I followed. ”
Fanxing asked Gao Jinghui to inquire about the incident yesterday, and naturally knew the reason, but now it is just a warning.
"Oh, so do you know who we are? I am Liu Fanxing, the eldest son of the Liu Hanlin family. ”
Xiaowu: Hehe, there is a kind of rush for the enemy to come to the door.
In the starry gaze of disbelief and horror, the stars took out their bows and arrows.
The little guy thought that Fanxing wanted to shoot him through the cold, so he ran back to Wang's house with a slam, and then closed the door with a bang.
The stars don't care, they take the bow and arrows, and every movement is so handsome and smooth. Then the direction of the arrow went straight to the gate of the Wang family.
Fanxing closed one eye and aimed at the gate of the Wang family, and said to the younger brother who was eager to try next to him, "Yesterday, these people humiliated the mother, and as a son, they will get her back." ”
Xiao Prosperity nodded with starry eyes, his brother is so good!
Fanxing looked at the direction of the Wang family fixedly, took a deep breath, pulled the bowstring, and let go!
"Whoosh!" The long arrow shot straight into the gate of the Wang family, and I don't know if it was too strong, so that the tail feathers of the long arrow trembled for a while. It didn't take too long, and after a few arrows, a neat, horizontal and vertical, extremely standardized word "Wang" appeared on the gate of the Wang family.
Xiao Prosperity waited for his brother to finish shooting, and immediately took out his bow and arrows and shot a few arrows, and finally spelled out a crooked word 'king'.
After Xiao Prosperity finished ejaculating, he blinked his eyes and begged for praise from his brother.
"Brother, what are we doing with a gate? It's better to go directly to the door and call them, it's not painful and useless at all? Brother, is this a king character? Do you want to add a 'bastard' to the end?"
Fanxing was still smiling shallowly, but his voice was much louder, "Where do you see that this is the word 'king', this is obviously reversed." This is to warn the master's family to dare to do something unpleasant next time, and the person who stands well should lie down. ”
Xiao Fanfang glanced at the inverted king who was no different from the word 'king', and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he thought of something, "Brother, what if the surname is 'Tian'?" "It's the same no matter how you turn it around.
Fanxing glanced at his brother with a retarded look, "You can't let one of the four corners fall down." This is to tell the master that he should be obedient in the future, otherwise lying down will make his family feel uneasy. ”
Tat Fortunately, this is my brother, dear.
Kyoto's gossip is stringed, in the morning, I just heard that the people of the Liu Mansion ran to the palace of Princess Huimin with the corpses of the bandits to slap the face, and in the afternoon, it was rumored that the two sons of the Liu family came to the door directly with bows and arrows in order to avenge their mother. And who dares to do such a thing in the future, just put them down, and never think about standing up again!
Whether it is a dignitary or a common person, they all said: We dare not provoke such a person.
I still remember that the young lady of the Liu family dared to pull a cart of piglets into Beijing and cut all kinds of at the door of the Zhao Guogong Mansion. I'm scared of being stunned, they really don't dare to mess with this kind of faceless and skinless people!
When Du Xiaoxi didn't know it, her deterrent power increased greatly.
With her unconventional family and son, she has become one of the worst women in Kyoto.
(To be continued.) )