Chapter 347: Even if you can uncover it, you win
() Gou/Pi's Kung Fu?
Ye Zi's eyes flashed, and he was slightly annoyed in his heart. This stupid big man actually dares to speak out, so he will have to be punished later, wait.
The blonde man continued.
"For example, I can easily open the cap of the bottle with my hands, do you want to take a look?"
The crowd applauded.
Almost all of the people present were white-collar workers.
Perhaps during the day, they are all elites in the workplace, and they maintain the proper dress, elegant conversation, and humble and gentle attitude inherent in white-collar workers, which makes everyone who sees them praise them. But when it comes to getting off work in the evening, the pressure they have accumulated in the workplace needs to be fully released, and drinking and having fun is certainly one of the best ways, and the bar here in Lane Kwai Fong has naturally become their first choice.
Three or five glasses of cat peeing, the mind hovered between confusion and sobriety, and all the fatigue and tension of the day slowly disappeared little by little with the help of this drink called "wine". If something like this happens right now in front of their eyes, they will raise their hands in favor and actively participate in it.
They don't care if it's right or wrong, they don't care who gets the upper hand, they don't care if things get out of hand, they need stimulation, their purpose is to anesthetize themselves and release them completely for the same intense work tomorrow.
So at such a time, no one would do such a thing as calling the police, which has almost become an unwritten rule on the bar street of Lan Kwai Fong.
The blonde man was talking to them, and they all shouted, and the atmosphere on the scene became more and more enthusiastic.
The blonde man took a half step back, stretched out his right hand to the side, and Zhong Mingcheng put the beer he had already prepared into his hand.
"OK, you see it now, I already have a bottle of beer in my hand. Like everyone else, this is a dark beer from country G. From C-BAR, priced at 32 Hong Kong dollars. The blond man spun around and held up his beer to signal to the crowd.
"You can come up and check it out and see if you've ever tampered with this beer. It is not an original stout. ”
"Oh, by the way, you can also try to open the cap with your hands. Maybe you can do it with a lot of strength. In that case. You're going to win a wonderful title like 'Cap Opener Qì' among your friends. ”
"Doesn't anyone want to try it?"
The crowd roared again. There were really a few good people who came forward to conduct the so-called inspection. Unfortunately, no one was able to open the cap with their bare hands.
The blonde man was even more proud.
"Hi/Buddy, we can't even open the damn lid on this bottle, it's not like you said." Someone said to the blonde man.
"Yes, I think that boy is right, that is Huaxia kung fu." Someone else said.
"Or wait and see, maybe the big guy can do it?" There are also people who disagree with the person just now.
"No, no, no, even if the big guys can do it. can't prove that the boy didn't use Huaxia kung fu, these are two different things, okay? Where are your logical thinking skills? ”
……
There was confusion in the crowd, and the sounds of various languages filled the narrow streets.
"Little leaf, what are you going to do? Do you want to call the police now? Sister Mei walked up to Ye Zi and asked softly. Big Brother was in her hands.
Ye Zi smiled and shook his head: "Sister Mei, what did you say to the police after calling the police?" Gathering for a drink? That's not a reason to call the police. ”
"Then let's just leave and let them make trouble on their own." Brother Keny didn't want to see the conflict intensify, so he mentioned that everyone simply left.
Sister Mei immediately objected: "You can't leave yet." ”
"That golden retriever won't let us go, and besides, the one surnamed Zhong has a grudge against Xiao Yezi, and he also recognizes us. As soon as we leave, he can write nonsense in Pineapple Weekly, and we will be very passive, and we will not be able to say it clearly. ”
"Sister Mei is right." Tang Nu was still holding two bottles of beer, looking very excited: "If you want me to say it, we'll just them." There were only three of them. As long as that golden retriever is a little more powerful, the other two are useless. ”
"How about Sister Mei, did you do it?"
"Yes, yes!" Chen Yichen was also excited, grabbing two bottles of beer and eager to try: "Sister Mei, let's kill these shovels!" ”
"Hey, little potato. Why are you so excited when it comes to fighting? Ye Zi rolled his eyes and asked extremely speechlessly. As soon as he heard that there was going to be a fight, this Chen Yichen was like a different person, his eyes were shining, he was full of energy, and he was waiting for an order to rush forward.
What the hell is going on?
Chen Yichen was stunned for a moment, and then said loudly: "Xiao Yezi, fight, a sign of manhood!" Don't sue me that you've never fought, then I'm going to despise you. ”
"Look here," Chen Yichen ruffled his hair and let Ye Zi look at a small scar on his forehead: "This is a victory souvenir from F5 (sophomore year of high school)." ”
"Victory...... Souvenir? This time, Ye Zi was really shocked by him.
"Ethan, don't brag about your little fight, if you want to talk about fighting, who in the circle can compare to us as a band?" Speaking of these, Tang Nuke is energetic: "I want to ...... back then"
"Alright, Donnu." Sister Mei drank softly: "Don't turn over the old imperial calendar." It's different now than before, and if you can't make trouble, it's better not to make trouble, do you hear that? ”
"And you, Ethan, don't let you do anything without my orders."
Sun Yun also stepped forward: "Anita is right, the times are different after all, let's stop a little." ”
Tang Nu and Chen Yichen's two faces immediately collapsed. Sister Mei and Sun Yun, the two old qualifications, both spoke, and these two militants had nothing to say, so they could only say "yes" stupidly and stand beside Ye Zi obediently.
"Sister Mei, if the other party makes the first move, then I won't just be beaten and not fight back." Tang Nu muttered.
Sister Mei raised her eyebrows: "They dare!" ”
"If they really did it first, of course they didn't say it, kill these shovels!"
When she said this, Sister Mei was heroic, and the demeanor of the eldest sister was clear at a glance.
Ye Zi was completely speechless.
"Boy, you can also come and check and see if there's anything wrong with this bottle cap." The blonde man finally handed the wine bottle to Ye Zi, so he said generously.
"Okay." Ye Zi took the wine bottle casually, brushed it lightly with his left hand on the cap, raised the wine bottle and glanced at it, and then handed it back to the other party again.
"Doesn't seem like a problem, come on."
Ye Zi shrugged: "However, what if you can't open the lid of this bottle?" ”
"Can't open it?" The blond man was slightly stunned, then laughed loudly: "Are you joking, boy?" ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not called a boy, I'm an adult." Ye Zi shook his head and said: "Nothing in this world is absolute, and anything can happen in the next second." ”
"Of course, you can tell from your body shape and muscles that you must have a lot of strength, and it should be a no-brainer to take off this bottle cap. But what if the cap is pressed more firmly and you just can't take it off? ”
"Big man, if that's the case, how are you going to compensate for the attacks and slander against me?"
"Ha, that's not funny at all." The blond man was furious: "How could I not open this damn bottle cap?" ”
"Then you can have a drink with every friend in the room." Ye Zi directly prescribed such a condition: "If you can't open the cap of the bottle, I mean...... If. ”
"Is there a deal?"
"And what if I open the cap on this bottle?" The blond man held back his anger and asked rhetorically.
"Oh, if you can lift the damn lid with your hands, then of course you win. I'm here to have a drink with every friend here. ”
Ye Zi replied easily. (To be continued.) )