Chapter 75 Bad Bird, the two fathers fought
Chen Yuejian was rubbing his hands and pondering for a while, and when he quietly went back to see his daughter, when he heard Peanut's question, he looked at his entourage with a twisted look, and pondered his question for a little for 2 seconds.
"Say you're because—"
Peanuts hold their breath.
Chen Yuejian, who was in a good mood, walked up to him, raised her head and knocked on his head, "Because you are the stupidest person next to me." ”
The first half of the sentence also made Peanut's heartbeat 180 feel like he was about to faint, and the latter sentence fell directly to the bottom.
A little self-defeating, isn't he the most stupid, following the lieutenant general for so many years, he didn't even dare to tell him the truth, especially when he did a little trick
"What do you think? I haven't set the route yet, so I can get rid of my pursuers and go back to see Lei Lei while I have time now. ”
Chen Yue didn't understand that it was such a simple sentence, as for peanuts being so stunned, he was now focusing all his energy on his daughter.
Peanut was setting the route, and suddenly, there was a snowflake on the operation screen, and someone invaded!
Compared with Peanut's nervousness, Chen Yuejian still had an expression that the sky was falling, and no one could make him nervous except for his daughter.
When the snowflakes disappeared, the route changed as well! Peanut wanted to change it again, but found that it was locked.
Cold sweat fell from his forehead, who was it!
"Lieutenant General, what now! Do you want to send a rescue! ”
"Panic what." Chen Yuejian picked up the water cup unhurriedly and moistened her throat.
"Someone hacked into our system and changed our course!" Peanut couldn't help but feel creepy, who is so capable, even the S-class encrypted spaceship that the lieutenant general is sitting on can invade, this is the top secret of the planet!
"Peanut, how many years have you been with me?"
"Well, it's been almost 20 years." He's going to die in a hurry, what's going on with the lieutenant general's calm face?
"It's nineteen years, five months and eight days!" Chen Yuejian put down the water cup and knocked him, "With me for so long, why can't you hold your breath at all?" ”
"As far as your habit of combing your hair first and maintaining an elegant × style when the end of the world comes, no one will be able to learn except for the eldest lady who has inherited eighty percent of your temperament
"Such an untasteful way - I guess I thought of who, he invited us to go, and we went."
The spaceship drew an arc in the sky, suddenly disappeared into a specific space, and then landed, and it turned out to be a small deserted planet.
Peanut fell, vigilantly looking at the dark surroundings, it was dark, like a dead city, and it was pitch black and I didn't know if there were ambushes.
"Lieutenant General, don't come down yet, I'll go explore the way-"
Before he finished speaking, Peanut saw that his lieutenant general had flashed in front of him, quite speechless, and the co-author was not nervous at all!
"Hey, you play with fire, why didn't you come out after so much effort to get me over? Shouldn't a tiger be a turtle with a shrunken head? Chen Yue shouted leisurely.
The lieutenant general actually has a little fetish, if he thinks that anyone has the ability to make him look at it, even if it is a friend of the opponent, he will give him a nickname, what kind of living mud who plays with fire
Who is the lieutenant general who plays with fire called-wait, isn't that person?
"Lieutenant General, didn't he disappear during the Star Wars period?" Peanut lowered his voice, and the whole interstellar thought that he had died in the final battle of Star Wars.
"What is missing? I can smell this obscene breath no matter how far away, and I don't get out yet! Chen Yuejian stretched out his hand and pointed, and a flash of lightning slashed through a corner to polish the dark sky.
Suddenly, a fire lit up around him, and Peanut didn't even see how the fire started, the raging fire surrounded the two of them, and a figure slowly walked out from the direction where Chen Yue saw the thunder.
During the Star Wars period, this person fought with lieutenant generals a lot, so Peanut recognized it at a glance!
"It's you!" He immediately touched the other gun on his waist, but was stopped by Chen Yuejian.
"I'll catch up with my old friend, and you will sit next to you."
Peanut hesitated, knowing in his heart that Chen Yuejian was giving him steps, and the level of this person who came was not lower than that of a lieutenant general, and he couldn't beat him.
"Pretend to be B month, you are still that virtuous!" The visitor jumped to the center of the ring of fire, and the light of the fire illuminated his face, dressed in tatters with a large bald head, and the gray bracelets on his bare arms were particularly dazzling.
"Thank you for the compliments - the older you get, the uglier you are, tsk, this big bald head is worthy of your lewd temperament!"
The two have fought many times, and every time they have to say a few words like a child scolding the street before they officially fight, Peanut can't help but have a black line when he sees a scene in history play out again.
Mo Shi touched his bald head, not only was he not annoyed, but laughed loudly, "I have this hairstyle, but my 'daughter-in-law' designed my son to do it, and the children are filial, and some guys who have become fathers but are not recognized are incomparable, hahaha!" ”
In the end, these three cheap laughs were equivalent to throwing back the taunt that Chen Yuejian threw over, hitting the key point!
"Someone like you has someone to give you a baby? How blind was that woman's eyes? ”
"My daughter's eyes are good, but you, her eyes are so poisonous, haven't they been pressed by an old woman? Oops! ”
"Silent food, your uncle!" For Chen Yuejian, it was a shame to be with Beka, everyone knew that his ex-wife couldn't mention it, but some people were cheap, and they said it once they saw it!
"Chen Yue saw your second uncle!" Not to be outdone, silent eating.
The huge ring of fire envelops the three of them, peanut look at this and look at that, obviously they are the two powerhouses in the interstellar world, but for Mao there is a feeling that little broken children are pointing at each other and scolding each other?
Moreover, according to their previous experience, as long as one of them calls you uncle, and the other calls you second uncle, then the next second will be done!
Sure enough, the two looked at each other as if they were fighting cocks, and crackling fireworks flashed in the middle.
"Now that the Star Wars are over, and the various races have signed a peace treaty, if the identities of the two of you start fighting, it will be unfavorable to public opinion and suspected of provoking war!" Peanuts were afraid that they would fight.
"What identity? Lao Tzu came this time as a father! Chen Yuejian, why are you bullying my son! ”
"Your son? Do you still have a son? Chen Yuejian frowned.
"Nonsense! Bullying children who haven't grown up yet, what a finger, I'm bah, this B lets you pretend! If you like to fight, don't you, come on, I'll fight with you! "Damn, bullying him and no one in the family, is it, such a big person bullying his little tiger cub who hasn't grown up yet, phew!
Mo Shi had just finished some things, and wanted to sneak over to see his son's campus life, but when he saw the scene of poking his lung tube, he couldn't wait to come out for his son!
Chen Yue had a rare surprised expression when she saw it, "That little bald head is your son!" ”
What kind of genes did Mo Shi find to neutralize and have such a handsome son? The only thing that looks like it is a bald head!
"You suffer death, Chen Yuejian, if you beat other people's children, you have to have the consciousness of being settled by adults!"
"It turns out that you, the calf, cultivated a little calf with a heart and hooked up with other people's underage daughters in early love! I haven't looked for you yet, you took the initiative to send you to death, the son is not the godfather's fault, I beat you and can't take care of yourself! ”
Chen Yue also arched the fire, he can be regarded as having found his roots, no wonder it is unpleasant to see the little bald head who hugs his daughter and touches and gnaws at every turn, it turns out that he has such an annoying and hated father!
Two men who have long had a lot of grievances, haven't seen each other for many years, because of their children's affairs, they fought again and twisted together!
Mo Shi's boxing is domineering, Chen Yuejian's leg strength is amazing, the two of them are equal to each other's mental strength, and it is difficult to tell the winner after fighting so many times.
When Mo Shi's fist smashed on Chen Yuejian's face, Chen Yuejian's leg kicked on Mo Shi's chest, the two of them just paused slightly, and then ran towards each other again, with every move and style revealing a posture of not killing the other party and vowing not to give up.
Peanut didn't dare to look at the atmosphere, he looked at it with his eyes, he couldn't even blink, at the beginning he could still see the movements of the two of them, but in the next few moves, it had become two figures entangled in the air, who was who was not clear at all, and could only judge from the sound of the fist falling on the skin, they were indeed very ferocious!
From the beginning of the competition, to the later upper spiritual attack, thunder and fire are intertwined, and the huge collision of spiritual power in 30 rounds makes the entire planet tremble!
I saw that the intertwined regiments suddenly separated to both sides, and the two people who had been fighting each other stood against each other, only to hear Chen Yuejian say, "It's not interesting to fight like this!" ”
"That's what I mean!"
Peanut shuddered, Mom, aren't they going to get on the mecha to do it? Can this planet still be wanted?
(To be continued.) )