Park Zhexi really cried, and his eyes were red.

The two of you have agreed, right? It's a conspiracy, the cliff is a conspiracy! You two work together perfectly! As soon as you say a word, you've chosen, can't you change the table?

And Li Meizhen's mother, if you want to die or not, what hand will you raise for me? Isn't it enough to be embarrassed? Do you have to go under the ground for you to get rid of your hatred? How much do you have to hate me?

Li Meizhen's mother also felt the embarrassment of the atmosphere: "This ...... Zhexi said that he likes history, and it just so happens that this is a history question, and there is no reason to answer it wrong, oh? ”

Li Huaifeng said: "Let me guess, your son-in-law is probably not interested in peace and politics, what he really loves is history, right?" ”

Li Meizhen's mother said embarrassedly: "Maybe." ”

The people around him laughed together.

"Good!" Li Huaifeng said: "Let's take the last question, ask: A very important multi-volume chronicle in Chinese history. Li Huaifeng emphasized: "History books, history books, special introduction to history!" It was edited by Sima Guang of the Northern Song Dynasty, with a total of 294 volumes and a total of 19 years to complete. Mainly based on time and events, it covers the history of 16 dynasties and 1,362 years! Q, what's the name of the book! ”

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

Everyone was amazed, the people of Huaxia Kingdom were so powerful! When Li Huaifeng said that there were a total of 294 volumes, everyone exclaimed "wow"; When it was said that it would take 19 years to complete, everyone raised their voices together and exclaimed "wow"; When it was said that it covered the history of the 16th dynasty, 1,362 years, everyone exclaimed "wow" again.

Li Huaifeng continued proudly: "It's very simple, there are only a few history books in total, this one is particularly important, and you will learn it in primary school textbooks!" ”

Everyone looked at Park Cheol-hee expectantly, and of course, everyone's expectation was not that he would answer the correct answer, but that he looked stupid and didn't understand anything.

Park Cheol-hee lived up to everyone's expectations, he didn't know that there was such a history book in the world.

Park Cheol-hee took a deep breath: "I don't know. I forgot about it. ”

"Forgot about it?" Li Huaifeng said: "Then let me remind you." This book is the first chronicle of China's general history, and occupies a very important position in China's official history books. The origin of the title of the book is that Song Shenzong believed that the book "in view of the past, it has the ability to govern the Tao", and gave this name. What do you think? It's enough of a reminder to get to this point, right? ”

Li Meizhen's father looked at Li Huaifeng suspiciously, he felt that today's situation was very unusual.

This magician is almost determined to find Park Zhexi's stubble, since he already knows that he is a big "white ding" who does not learn and knows nothing about Chinese culture, why keep asking him?

Also, the magician should speak appropriately, but this guy can't help but reveal two sentences of Huaxia Jingpian dialect slang, or just two authentic northern Chinese stubble flavors?

At this time, he was already deeply puzzled by the magician.

Park Zhexi looked at Li Huaifeng sluggishly, his fists under the table were clenched tighter and tighter, and his patience was almost at the limit!

At this time, he really wanted to rush up and beat this magician who should have a thousand knives, and then beat the dead mother of Li Meizhen, who should be cut off by ten thousand dollars, and then pull Li Meizhen out and rape a hundred times! Hundred! All over!

Li Meizhen's father couldn't stand it anymore, pretended to drink tea, and secretly reminded: "Zizhi Tongjian." ”

Park Cheol-hee was very surprised, glanced at Lee Mi-jeong's father gratefully, and immediately stood up and said loudly, "Ziji...... Adultery! ”

Burst! Li Meizhen's father squirted out all the tea in one gulp.

Pig head! In the brilliant history books of Chinese civilization, how can there be no word "adultery", right? What kind of brain are you!? Yes?

Li Meizhen couldn't hold it back, giggling and covering her mouth, as if she was hiccups, her whole body shrugged, don't look out the window, and the tears in the corners of her eyes laughed.

"Adultery!?" Li Huaifeng said loudly: "Brother, are you serious?" ”

The audience burst into laughter, many banged the table loudly, and some were about to crawl on the ground.

Park Zhexi hurriedly said: "No, no, it's not adultery, it's "Information and Knowledge""

Li Huaifeng nodded: "Okay, this friend may not have a standard pronunciation, but I appreciate your Chinese." You may not have much class in Huaxia, but you can still hear it when you communicate with people often. ”

These two "compliments" simply added fuel to the fire, and everyone couldn't laugh.

Li Meizhen's father sighed: "Everyone is full, right?" Shall we go back first? ”

When Li Huaifeng heard it, what are you playing? Lao Tzu's play just started and you want to go back? You go back, I'm here to play, who's going? The main drama hasn't started yet!

Li Huaifeng hurriedly said loudly: "May I ask the audience, are there any couples here, or quasi-couples, or friends who want to propose marriage or courtship but are too shy to mention?" If you have one, please come up bravely, what I want to perform next is to need one: a handsome and chic, jade tree in the wind, a boy with wisdom, courage, acting skills, and true feelings to cooperate with me! The name of this show is called: Show Her Your Love! ”

Li Meizhen's mother immediately slapped the table and shouted, "Alas, this is good! Zhexi, you don't have to answer the question this time, it's just a game with the magician, you have a good look! As he spoke, he winked at Park Cheol-hee and Lee Mi-jeong.

Park Cheol-hee was crying in his heart, and his heart said that you didn't play with me enough? But your mother-in-law is also dedicated, and she really used a qiē opportunity to create zào I am with your daughter! Seriously, if I do marry your daughter in the future, I must ...... well Torture you to death! You're dead!

Many people raised their hands, and Li Huaifeng nodded: "Not bad, not bad!" ”

"That gentleman!"

Everyone was attracted again by Li Huaifeng's babbling.

The next boy walked on the stage, Li Huaifeng tied him to a big wooden board, stretched out his hand and pulled out a leather whip, and it was a whip!

The man's face suddenly opened with flesh, causing the audience to exclaim.

"Crazy!?" Park Chol-hee said suspiciously.

The people at this table also forgot about leaving, and looked at the stage in surprise, Li Huaifeng whipped a few whips, and the boy who smoked it was covered in tattered clothes, donated blood, and wailed.

His girlfriend ran up crying, pushed Li Huaifeng away, untied the boy's shackles, and hugged him.

The boy smiled and hugged the girl.

At this time, the girl found out that the boy's injury was fake! It's a temporary patch, and blood donation is just tomato juice.

The girl burst into tears and laughed, and the boy hugged the girl tightly: "Honey, I didn't expect you to be so nervous about me, I love you." ”

"I hate it! You're scared me to death, pretending to look like that! The victim's family was nervous and died. ”

The background music is very romantic, the colorful petals and color stripes are sprayed all over the field, and Li Huaifeng walks out: "Beauty, do you still hate me?" ”

The girl shyly slapped Li Huaifeng, and then laughed: "You are so bad, you two are so bad, you deceive others!" ”

Li Huaifeng said: "Okay! Everyone applauded these two handsome men and beauties, wishing them a hundred years of happiness! ”

Next, the boy unexpectedly took out his wedding ring and proposed marriage on the spot, and the scene made everyone happy and eager to rush up to replace it. There are many girls who are envious, jealous and hateful, almost out of control, and applaud and bless with tears.

Ending this touching scene, Li Huaifeng continued: "The acting skills of that gentleman just now really didn't say, yes, it's just a little bit worse. Okay, next there is a more dangerous and exciting one, is there a boy who thinks he has excellent acting skills, superhuman courage, and a girl who has a good heart to come to accept the challenge!? ”

Lee Mi-jeong's mother instigated: "Zhexi! Hurry up! Hurry up! What a chance! ”

Park Zhexi's mother also nodded at Park Zhexi, although the previous question session embarrassed Park Zhexi's family, but after all, it was just a small question game. Now this is the real magic show, the magician's hand is really fast, when will the patch be put on? And tomato juice, it's so realistic!

She even regretted it a little, if it weren't for her prejudice against this magician, maybe the first successful marriage proposal would have been her son! Only the marriage proposal is successful...... Hum! The big things are all settled!

"Fight once!" Park Cheol-hee's mother said to Park Cheol-hee, "Go!" ”

Park Zhexi walked over awkwardly: "I'll try." ”

Li Huaifeng glanced at Park Zhexi: "You? No, no, no. Li Huaifeng said: "You don't have acting skills, you will have to perform the same as the real one for a while, and your acting skills are not good." ”

Park Cheol-hee puffed out of his nostrils and said unconvinced: "My acting skills are very good, please rest assured." ”

"Can you take that feeling of pain into the slightest bit, as if it were real?" Li Huaifeng said in disbelief: "Don't let everyone pretend to be boring at first glance, the biggest exciting point of this game is that it makes it impossible to tell whether you are really beaten or a fake performance." Your acting skills have to shake everyone's beliefs and make everyone feel, wow, could this not be a performance, but really hitting someone? That's what you have to do! ”

"I can!" Park Cheol-hee said: "I can! I really can! Give me a chance, okay? ”

Li Huaifeng said: "Are you bold? This game can't be played by cowards. ”

Park Zhexi said: "I am very bold, you can rest assured." ”

Li Huaifeng was still worried: "Then do you have a girlfriend?" This is a sincere confession show, not a simple performance ....... ”

"What kind of nonsense are you ***!" Park Zhehee's temper has been suppressed today, but this magician still chirps to himself: "I say I can do it, I can do it!" If I want to try it, just let me try it! Why do you say so much chirping? ”

There was silence.

Park Cheol-hee noticed the atmosphere of the audience and adjusted his breathing: "I'm sorry, I really want to play this, and I brought my girlfriend today, and I can assure you that my acting skills are absolutely first-class, and I can be real!" ”

Li Huaifeng turned around and said lightly, "Okay." ”