Chapter 822: Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao's middle fingers
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When he returned home, it was getting late, Tang Dou slipped back to his house, took a bath in a hurry, tossed Yang Deng fiercely for half a night, and finally vented the fire that Zhao Ji had stirred up.
Holding Yang Deng, who was also exhausted, and slept until dawn, Tang Dou appeared in front of the three old men refreshed, and while eating breakfast, he told the three old men about his affairs in the Qin State.
The amount of information is not small, the three old men digested it while eating, and when Tang Dou finished speaking, the three old men also finished digesting it.
Qin Yanpei said with a smile: "This stinky boy really made a mess of the Qin State this time, and even killed Lu Buwei." ”
Zhou Lao smiled: "Kill Lu Buwei, and there will be no one to control Qin Shi Huang in the next ten years." Kill Chang Yu, and ten years later, there will be no Chang Yu Rebellion. Han Fei not only didn't die, but also became the left minister of the Qin State, hehe, this time it's a lot of fun. Boy, history is your own history, have you thought about what you're going to do next? ”
Tang Dou chewed the xiaolongbao in his mouth casually twice and swallowed it, and said to Zhou Lao with a smile: "Master, I don't know what to do next, I can only take one step at a time, and if it is a big deal, I will overturn it and start over, and I will always find a way for Qin Shi Huang to unify the six countries." ”
Zhou Lao said with a smile: "That's right, but it will take a lot of time, at least in the next few years, Qin Shi Huang still needs you to help you go step by step, maybe a few years later, Han Fei, Li Si, and Meng Fu can keep up with your rhythm." ”
mentioned the issue of time again, Tang Dou was afraid that the three old men would be entangled, and hurriedly smiled and said: "Hey, what's the matter, it's a few years for them, if we want, a month is enough to push them for a few years, it's a big deal, I'll go directly to them a few years later to take a look." Now Xiao Yingzheng's team is quite good, there are Han Fei and Li Si in the text, Meng Fei and Wang Jian in the martial arts, Meng Tian and Meng Wu I have also mentioned it to Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian have also had contacts now, with this team, I believe that Qin Shi Huang's great cause of unifying the six countries will definitely speed up the process. By the way, Wei Wuji also gave me ten carts of classics, which were relatively rare in their time, including some manuscripts of Confucius, Mencius, and Zhuangzi. I took a cursory look at it, and there are many of these classics that have not been handed down to modern times at all, and these classics can be said to be priceless. ”
Hearing that Tang Dou had ten cars in his hands of rare classics, the three old men were in good spirits, and the topic quickly went down the ten car classics, and they finally decided to let Tang Dou first bring back those classics that did not survive to the three old men, but in the end, these classics still have to be brought back to ancient times and properly placed, and then officially unearthed in an open and honest way one day.
Now the unearthing of Jiuding and these classics is becoming more and more exciting, and the three old men can already predict that the day when Tang Dou, the unfinished underground palace, is opened, it will definitely be the day that will cause a sensation in the whole world.
Yang ate the last bite of breakfast in his hand at a glance, wiped his mouth, and 'looked' at Tang Dou and brought the topic back to Tang Dou's Qin State: "You can modify your mistakes at will, Qin Shi Huang will definitely have no problem unifying the six countries, the key is Qin Shi Huang's strategy of unifying the six countries, boy, and the national policy after Qin Shi Huang unified the six countries, you should also think about it in advance, this is to manage a country, not a child's house, every policy you make will affect many people." ”
Tang Dou grinned and said: "I really haven't thought about this carefully, Qin Shi Huang unified the six countries, he must fight for power by force, I have arranged for Wang Jian to secretly train an ironclad heavy cavalry, and when there is a real war in the future, Wang Qian's ironclad cavalry will definitely be able to obtain unexpected results." ”
"Ironclad cavalry? If you think about it, the ironclad cavalry has been made during the Warring States Period, so how can Genghis Khan of later generations be mixed? Yang scolded with a smile, but in his heart, he became more and more yearning for Tang Dou's life.
If this ring was worn on his hand, even if he was only given a ring like Tang Qi Lin Jingru's hand, he would immediately travel to the end of Shang and go to the top of Jiang Ziya, who relied on fishing to play mysteries, humming.
Talking about the national policy, Qin Yanpei looked at Tang Dou with a smile and said: "Douzi, have you ever thought about guiding Qin Shi Huang to rule by doing nothing and peacefully unify the six countries?" ”
"Inaction?" Tang Dou's eyes lit up, this idea was good, he also didn't want to see the smoke of gunpowder everywhere, if he could really make Qin Shi Huang peacefully unify the six countries, this would definitely be enough to make him stunned for a lifetime.
The rule of inaction is not to say anything and do nothing, Lao Tzu said: I do nothing, and the people are self-sufficient; I am so quiet, and the people are upright; I have nothing to do, and the people are rich; I have no desire, but the people are simple.
According to Lao Tzu's view, the rule of inaction is not to interfere too much, to go with the flow, to give full play to the creativity and imagination of all people, and to govern the world with virtue.
Zhou Lao shook his head with a smile and said: "Governing by doing nothing is too idealistic, the chairman said that the power comes out of the barrel of a gun, and peaceful reunification is almost impossible." War is definitely inevitable, even if this kid pretends to be a god in front of the six countries and forcibly brings the seven warring states together with divine will, the countries that are united in that way are at best a whole glued together with super glue, not a unity in the true sense. In my opinion, reunification in the true sense should be to completely smash the original old system, roll it into powder, mix it completely, and then return to the furnace to refine it together, and only in this way can we achieve true integration. ”
Qin Yanpei said to Zhou Lao: "Glued together with super glue may not be strong, the history of the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties is nearly two thousand years, and the implementation is the feudal system, and the princes of all countries obey the king of Xia, Shang and Zhou as the co-masters of the world, and there are also prosperous periods." ”
Zhou Lao smiled and said, "Dean Qin, you are going back. In the 800 years of the Zhou Dynasty, 71 countries were established, and the war has not been interrupted for 800 years, which shows that the feudal system is not advisable. The palace has made the soil, prospered, the people suffered, died, and the people suffered. ”
"What is not desirable is the people's hearts, there is nothing wrong with the system itself, if the princes of various countries have their own affairs and healthy competition, there will be no war."
"It is a matter of vital interests of the princes, and small frictions can quickly escalate into war......"
In the hearts of the two old men, they actually want to have such a piece of their own experimental field, so that they can freely sow seeds on this experimental field, whether it is melons or beans that grow on this experimental field, it is a heavy harvest.
Now, the two old men can only hope that Tang Dou, the only person who has the ability to open up the experimental field, hopes that Tang Dou can sow this experimental field according to their wishes.
Tang Dou listened to the two elders arguing interestingly, no matter which point of view is feasible for him, if he does it well, he will follow the trend, and if he doesn't do it well, he will overturn and start over, just like playing a large-scale strategy game, whether it is real-time strategy or real-time tactics, he has a cheat that can be modified at will, and he can finally achieve the goal of victory, and he, the only player, enjoys the pleasure of playing the game brought by the cheat.
The argument between the two old men began to escalate gradually, and Yang Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and interjected on the side with a dark face: "Okay, don't say it, what you two said makes sense, I have a way to make both of you achieve your own wishes, even if you want Qin Shi Huang to promote socialism, it is not impossible to do." ”
"Do you have a way? What's the solution? Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao's eyes lit up at the same time, and even Tang Dou looked at Yang in surprise, he really couldn't think of any good way for Yang Yiyan to make the two old men like each other.
Yang glanced at Tang Dou and said, "You go and call the lamp out, and then bring a kitchen knife over." ”
Tang Dou stood up with a sigh, but he didn't take a step, he looked at Yang and asked, "Dad, what do you want a kitchen knife for?" ”
Yang glared at each other, and said with a dark face: "Chop off the fingers of the two of you, and take off the ring for each of them." ”
'Poof', Tang Dou fell.
Qin Yanpei and Old Zhou were dumbfounded, and the two old men made a move at the same time that they had wanted to do for a long time but had never done before.
'Brush', two middle fingers stabbed in front of Yang Yiyan.
Yang couldn't see it at a glance, but Tang Dou couldn't bear it, and laughed out loud with his hands on his stomach.
Qin Jie, Lin Jingru and Yang Deng, who were playing with Xiaodouzi in the house, all walked out of the house when they heard Tang Dou's indulgent laughter, and Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao had already withdrawn their middle fingers and continued to debate seriously.
Qin Jie asked strangely, "Douzi, why are you smiling so exaggeratedly?" ”
Tang Dou rubbed his stomach vigorously, and waved his hand at Qin Jie again and again: "It's okay Mom, I'm that, cough cough, I took some laughing medicine, and my stomach cramped with laughter." ”
How dare Tang Dou say that Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao erected Yang's middle finger in one eye, isn't that looking for a draw?
Yang snorted and said, "Do you still need to ask, these two old guys gave me the middle finger just now." ”
'Poof', Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao fell at the same time, Zhou Lao pointed at Yang and asked in surprise: "Old thing, can you see with your eyes?" ”
"I saw a fart, I lied to you, I didn't expect you two old guys to really give me the middle finger, stinky boy, go to the kitchen and bring the kitchen knife to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is going to operate on two old things for them today."
'Whoosh', Tang Dou fled when he heard the wind, he didn't dare to get involved in the war between the three old men. (To be continued.) )