As soon as Lin Feng's Weibo came out, it immediately became the focus of heated discussions among netizens, and many netizens frantically forwarded it while laughing, that is, in half an hour, this Weibo that ridiculed the Chinese men's football team was forwarded more than 300,000 times, and the messages in the comment area exceeded 500,000. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

And "Gao Yu has retired, Chinese football has not slow......ed down for more than a thousand years" has become the most popular golden sentence nowadays, and the micro-chat circle was directly swiped by this sentence, and netizens who are good things also turned out the stills of Gao Yu playing football in TV works, which are matched with Lin Feng's sentence, full of joy.

However, just when netizens were still immersed in the joke of "Gao Yu has retired, Chinese football has not ......slowed down for more than a thousand years", Lin Feng's Weibo has been updated again.

"The day before yesterday, I picked up a magic lamp in Rio, and I polished it, and the magic lamp said it could fulfill one of my wishes. I thought about it and said, now that housing prices are too expensive, can we make them cheaper? The magic lamp shook his head and said, this is too difficult, let's change it. I thought about it again and said, can that allow the Chinese men's football team to enter the World Cup? The magic lamp wiped the cold sweat that came out of fright and said, let's talk about housing prices! ”

Lin Feng sent another joke about the black Chinese men's football team, and after seeing this Weibo, netizens exploded again.

"Haha, another one!"

"House prices, men's football team, this is the rhythm of driving the magic lamp crazy!"

"I haven't served anyone in my life, but now I'm really good at serving Lin Feng, it's just like that, when the cow takes off, I find that there seems to be nothing in this world that he won't do."

"Spit in a joke way, Lin Feng is also the first person, it's too good, hahaha, I feel that this is more funny than the first one."

"I just want to ask for the psychological shadow area of insolence now, this product is also cheap, you don't want Lin Feng, is there still one less master who was slapped in the face by him, all the way from China to the United States, and then to Rio, you dare to provoke him It's really boring!"

"But isn't it, this is really eating in the toilet, "pecking (doing) (death)"! You said that it was not good for you to recruit anyone, not to provoke Lin Feng!! ”

Lin Feng's second joke triggered a new round of forwarding by netizens, and his two jokes about the Chinese men's football team have also been praised by people, the number of Weibo retweets, and the number of jokes reprinted have reached an amazing effect in a short period of time, and the influence of these two jokes on the Chinese men's football team is far beyond Lin Feng's imagination, after all, before this, there was no such concept as a joke in this world, jokes are jokes, and there is no comparison with the jokes with the effect of complaining.

After Lin Feng's second joke was released, netizens also made a lot of adaptations and creations, and many thoughtful netizens followed Lin Feng's model to create some jokes about the Chinese men's football team, but the effect was average, after all, the two jokes that Lin Feng took out were good in his previous life.

An hour after the second paragraph was issued, Lin Feng updated Weibo again.

"I suddenly want to write a couplet, uplink: the Chinese men's football team is a little sad, downlink: just like a eunuch going to the Qinglou, horizontal criticism: (...... Well, it's a bit dirty, give you a chance to play. ”

"Haha, here we go again! I seem to have found a pattern, the interval between Lin Feng's three Weibo posts is one hour! ”

"Really, it looks like there's more to come! Also, what is a horizontal batch? ”

"Hahaha, Lin Feng, you have become bad, the horizontal batch is really a little dirty!"

"I know about the horizontal criticism, but I just won't say it!"

"I'm going to drag upstairs out and beat me to death, does anyone agree?"

"Come on, come on, let Yanjing's first genius answer for you, horizontal criticism: just don't she."

"It's a great talent upstairs, but it's really dirty! Qin Ruolin's music kingdom, shouldn't Queen Qin take care of your family Lin Feng. ”

"I always thought that Lin Feng was a talent, but now it seems that he is also a lewd talent, hahaha......"

"What you see is too superficial, what Lin Feng wants to say most is not a horizontal criticism, he compares them to eunuchs, not only sarcasm, but also a metaphor that they will only please the master, and the dirty deeds done by the eunuchs in the past dynasties don't need to be said, Lin Feng is talented, the younger brother admires!"

"Thank you for the analysis upstairs, we just watched the fun, I didn't expect Lin Feng to have a deeper meaning, admire and admire!"

“……”

Lin Feng's third joke won unanimous praise from netizens, and this joke, like the first two paragraphs, was also forwarded in large numbers and quickly spread to every corner of the network.

As soon as Lin Feng's three jokes came out, the men's football team and the men's basketball team showed a one-sided situation, and the arrogant people collectively shut up, or rather, in the face of Lin Feng's "soft knife", they had no way to start, Lin Feng used one paragraph after another to complain, the real scolding without dirty words, if they scolded back, it would be too tasteless, and the other arguments also seemed pale and weak, unless they could also make a few ridiculous jokes like Lin Feng, however, even if they wanted to ridicule, there was nothing to complain about. After all, the men's basketball team's record is there.

Yanjing Football Training Base.

This is where the men's team is currently based, where they will adjust for a week before taking on their next warm-up opponents, Paraguay.

At this time, Zhang Maia, Cao Jinqiang, Chen Lei and other international players were getting together to discuss how to fight back against Lin Feng, however, after discussing for a long time, everyone did not come up with a good way.

"******, Lin Feng, this kid is really bad, and I don't know where to make up so many words!"

"But no, damn it, my Weibo comment area is full of those stupid. forced the fans to blow up, all of which were Lin Feng's three Weibo contents! ”

"If you can't do it, just make an appointment with their basketball team!"

"Isn't that looking for scolding, after all, we are professional football players, they play basketball, even if we win, there is no light on our faces!"

"Then let them have five balls, and that's it."

"This is a solution, but after all, the profession is different, and it is estimated that it is to win five balls, and others think it is normal."

"How's that going? Scolding back? Covenant?? ”

"Damn! Appointment? Aren't you looking for a beating, the American boxing champions were all beaten down by Lin Feng! ”

"Is this kid human or not, how can he do anything!"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so how do you get it??"

Several people chatted for a while, and found that the problem was back to square one, and they didn't seem to be able to find a way to fight back against Lin Feng.

"Look, Lin Feng is posting on Weibo again!" At this time, someone shouted.

The arrogant crowd picked up their mobile phones and refreshed Lin Feng's Weibo, and sure enough, an hour after the third Weibo was issued, Lin Feng sent out the fourth Weibo.

"I'll give you a rush to answer the question, ask, what sport looks worrying, answer, football. Ask, what sports look the most worrying, answer, the Chinese men's football team! ”

After reading Lin Feng's fourth paragraph, everyone was arrogant and their faces were flushed, gritting their teeth and clenching their fists one by one, as if they had been drowning for three days.

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ps: I recommend my friend's fantasy work "Yishu Heavenly Master", which is different fantasy and not so exciting. (To be continued.) )