287

"This kid is so bad."

Several princes and close ministers gathered around the emperor to get some useful information, and they lost badly yesterday.

"It's bad enough. Hey, I don't know why the queen mother likes this little girl so much, and she begged her to be a county lord. "A kind of prince and minister press to wipe the sweat, the emperor's ability to cause trouble to the east is really high, who doesn't know that your old man has the greatest profit," you don't know, this triangular structure is the most stable. "Proudly show off at people, "Use three legs at any time, and idle one leg, so that in case of emergencies, the explosive power is better."

Otherwise, it will be like a person, smooth, uncoordinated, and unstable.

I've seen it a long time ago. ”

Cut, what do you say now. When we didn't hear it? You quarreled with Xiao Tai Sui so much that your face was red and your neck was thick.

Sisi leisurely drank tea, ate snacks, and stayed next to the handicap.

There is a horse lying next to it, if you want to say that this horse, this coat color, fiery red, fiery red, shiny and shiny, it is pleasing to look at it, but the belly, and while sleeping, I haven't stopped gnawing carrots, no matter how beautiful it is, no one will bet on it.

Today is an obstacle race, not a beauty contest, just that stomach, can you jump obstacles?

"One to fifty, one to fifty, uncle, choose my lame horse, my lame horse won a ditch yesterday."

"Grandpa, choose my big-bellied grasshopper red, my family's grasshopper red is not lame, you will win today, the odds of one to fifty, a must-have choice to make a fortune."

Xiao Junshi and others wanted to cry while propagandizing.

That's right, this is a punishment, who let them eat inside and outside yesterday, not to mention the claws that lost, and offended this little boss.

After a while, the printed brochure of the Grasshopper Red was almost a copy in the hands of the nobles and nobles.

Of course, there are also people who honor the emperor.

As soon as I saw the name, it was on fire, the grasshopper was red, and then I looked at the exaggerated belly in the picture.

"Come, come, call me the little rabbit."

The princes and ministers understood in an instant. The emperor was pitted. Then what else is there to say, this horse must not be bought. They all quietly retreated and ordered their subordinates to bet.

Sisi was carried to the front of the palace, and at a glance she took a fancy to the pastries on the table, and she was eager to try. Then let the emperor slap off his little hand.

"Don't eat, be honest."

Extremely complaining, he pouted coquettishly, "What do you explain?" "I kept swallowing my saliva and looked delicious. Haven't seen it.

"What's the matter with your horse?" Patted the propaganda poster on the table, "Grasshopper Red." Still have a big belly, what do you want to do? Just that stomach can jump obstacles. ”

Sisi quietly took out a book from her sleeve, and the emperor almost didn't tilt his nose when he saw the name.

"I chose according to this, wow.

The war beard is short and thin, you see the red mane and tail of my grasshopper, not short, quite thick.

The wings are slippery and slippery, this one is almost, our grasshoppers are red and have no wings. ”

"Go and go, whoever is with you and our family, I can't afford to lose this person with you."

"Great-grandfather. After listening to others, the back is empty, the ribs are thin, and the waist is hard, you see my grasshopper is red, the back is not empty, not only the back is not empty, but the belly is big, I value his big belly at a glance, and it is a blessing to be able to eat. ”

The emperor leaned weakly on the throne, this little bastard must have been deliberately angry.

The emperor's table xiàn silk pretended not to see, want to make money, don't you? Then you'll have to flicker to death. It's really the wind that blows the money.

"I don't choose it. Our grasshopper is not flat, and it may be eaten. I can also nibble on a small half of a box of carrots when I sleep all night, and I am very clever and sensible, not noisy.

I do not choose the color if it is not pure. How positive is the color of our grasshopper red, charcoal red, oily. ”

The emperor had a feeling that he was about to die, looking up at the sky, wanting to cry without tears, and he couldn't cry. You have to take care of the emperor's face.

couldn't get out of breath, so she grabbed the worm book and tore it up.

"Do you know how to read, this is the Worm Sutra, the five don't choose to fight crickets."

"That's right." Stiffening his neck, he retorted, "Isn't it an obstacle course today?" Aren't crickets good at jumping? ”

"I'm ......, you ......, get out."

The shredded paper that was thrown away from his head, and he didn't forget to take a plate of snacks before leaving.

Those princes and ministers are really looking at it, so what are you waiting for, double, double, you have to double the bet on the Zhongyi Wangfu to lose, this kind of cheapness is not a bastard.

With a burst of gongs, the game officially began. A total of one hundred and eight obstacles. One point for each obstacle successfully passed. Disqualification from the competition.

The big-bellied Grasshopper Red was arranged to the end, and it amused people as soon as she appeared. Extremely reluctantly, he was pulled to the departure area, his eyes half-narrowed as if he hadn't woken up.

I really didn't wake up, my eyes didn't open, I was in a circled state, I couldn't stop my steps, and I hit the pillar at the starting point with a bang.

The emperor opened the folding fan and threw it in his face.

I regret it, why did I choose such a partner, it's too embarrassing, and the decades-old face has been lost cleanly. Tian Sisi, you little bastard. Wait, turn around and pack up slowly.

Ah, I don't know who exclaimed, "This can't be?" ”

"This horse is really good at jumping."

"Oh, my coffin."

Well? It stands to reason that no big thing will happen, and no one in the ticket will dare to make a loud noise when he is in a bad mood. I put away the folding fan, straightened up, and picked up the telescope on the side. Be terribly alarmed.

It's true that the belly is big, but the horse's legs are also long, and of course, it's especially easy to ignore when lying down for people to admire. Little rabbit, it's really bad enough, this kind of trick can be thought of.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a relieved smile. peeked at the ministers on the left and right, and said that a group of stupid hats were all wiped out by a little kid, and they deserved it.

People's big belly is not only not a burden, but also a benefit, trembling and swaying forward, bringing up the inertia, making it more smooth and labor-saving to cross the obstacles, one hundred and eight obstacles down, the gas does not grow.

And he sparkled several whistles, strutting his head, as if he had just aroused a little fighting spirit, and looked around proudly at the lively crowd.

The appearance of being beaten is the same as Tian Sisi.

"Great-grandfather." Sisi swayed again, "How's it going?" Silk handsome, no. ”

The emperor looked at the horse and looked at the silk in disbelief. Look at the silk, look at the horses.

In the end, he held back a sentence, "It's really someone playing with something." ”

Sisi didn't care, and knelt down beside the emperor, "Then let's calculate the problem of dividing the spoils?" ”

The princes and ministers wailed for a while, and they were deceived by the emperor and the little rabbit cub. Panic. (To be continued.) )