Chapter 269: Learning Yipeng
"Are you alright?" Mo Bingfan looked back at Bai Yu with concern, and wiped the droplets on his cheeks with a tissue. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-???.? `
During this time, Bai Yu has been using his abilities.
Bai Bai Yu waved his hand at Mo Bingfan, slowly stood up, and pointed at Pi Qiangdong, "What's the matter, your boss has kidney deficiency, and he is still afraid of what people say?" ”
"Cao, your mother!" Pi Qiangdong picked up the wine bottle on the side and exhaled at Bai Baiyu's head.
Bai Yu threw a punch and smashed his fist on the wine bottle, and with a snap, the wine bottle exploded, splashing hops and glass slag on the table, so that the whole table could not be served.
"Brother Dong!" Wei Kang stepped forward and said, "Let me come." ”
"Forget it!" Wang Jing hurriedly stood up and played a round game.
And at this moment, Mo Bingfan didn't move, he kept sitting there, looking at Bai Yu with an infatuated look, in fact, Chang Xiao'e's state was not much better than her.
Xiang took a bite of food from the boss, chewed a few times and frowned, opened his mouth and spit out a piece of broken glass of a wine bottle, then stood up, dusted off the hops on his body, and went straight out the door.
Boss Huang also stood up and chased out.
"Hey!" Brother Nan came over and said to Mo Bingfan: "Your assistant is making a big fuss!" provoked the boss Xiang, if you don't want to have anything, hurry up! ”
Bai Bai Yu smiled, "Boss? Is it a**? ”
Brother Nan shook his head, sighed, and chased out of the door with Ji Ye.
Wang Jing also stood up, "I advise you to leave the show quickly!" After saying that, he chased him out.
At this moment, only Wei Kang and his party were left in the room, as well as Mo Bingfan and Bai Yu.
"Why are you targeting me?" Wei Kang Dao.
Bai Bai Yu hugged Mo Bingfan, "It's just that you don't like it, with your virtue, you dare to claim to be the benefactor of my family Bingfan?" ”
"Did I say that?" Wei Kang Dao.
"Hehe, don't talk nonsense with you! What are you waiting for, do it! Bai Bai Yu Chong Weikang and Pi Qiangdong hooked their hands, "I'll let you have one leg, and you two will go together??.?? `”
"Nima's!" Pi Qiangdong kicked him angrily, and Wei Kang also greeted him.
Wei Kang didn't use the ability, because in that case, Bai Yu, who was also an ability, also had a sense of shock in his face, and he happened to fight with him, so he would definitely be able to guess that he was using the ability.
Wei Kang didn't want his ability to be known to more people, which would greatly reduce the effect of the surprise attack, and if the opponent wanted to harm him, he would also take into account his ability problem, so that his ability effect could not be used to the fullest.
Pi Qiangdong's kicked out foot has not been straightened, but he was hugged by Bai Baiyu, Bai Yu's hands dragged up, Pi Qiangdong had to jump up to prevent the split from hurting the root of his thigh, and kicked out the other foot at the same time.
At this moment, Bai Bai Yu also freed up his other hand, grabbed Pi Qiangdong's other leg, and dragged it up, Pi Qiangdong's whole body rose up, horizontal in the air.
As soon as Bai Baiyu lifted his hands to a high place, Pi Qiangdong's body flew up first, and due to the force on his legs, his entire body formed an inverted posture with his back to Bai Yu.
Bai Yu kicked out again, hitting Pi Qiangdong's back.
Pi Qiangdong flew out under the force and fell to the ground, looking very wolf.
At this time, Wei Kang also rushed to Bai Baiyu, and when he saw that Pi Qiangdong was defeated, he immediately stopped.
Bai Bai Yu hooked his hand at him, "Come on!" Scared? ”
Wei Kang saw Bai Yu's moves, and realized that if he didn't rely on his ability, he wouldn't be his opponent, but if he relied on his ability, he would be shown by the other party, what should he do?
"Cao your mother! Again! Pi Qiangdong got up suddenly, but because of the heavy injury to his back, he didn't stand firm and almost slipped there.
Wei Kang stopped Pi Qiangdong.
Wei Kang's heart was not idle, he made up his mind not to use special abilities. Then there are only two ways in front of you, one is to admit cowardice, although you are in a bag, but so as not to be injured. The second is to hit the stone with an egg, and he does not hesitate to be beaten for the sake of face, and he is still ashamed to be beaten miserably.
Suddenly! Wei Kang's eyes lit up, he turned around and took out a cigarette from the table, put it in his mouth, and lit it???.? He took a hard breath, slowly raised his head, exhaled the smoke ring, spit for half a minute, and then took a deep breath......
Pi Qiangdong looked at Wei Kang's appearance and felt so familiar.
Wei Kang stretched out his hand and brushed his head back, slowly exhaled the smoke ring, and turned his face to Bai Yu, "You are a master of martial arts, do you know what the highest level of martial arts is?" ”
Bai Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, then smiled disdainfully, "You also know martial arts?" ”
Wei Kang said: "I must know better than you, you answer my question first, let me see how high your martial arts skills are." ”
"Hahahaha! Are you stupid by me? Well, well, the highest level of martial arts is fast, accurate, and ruthless. ”
"Wrong!" Wei Kang stretched out his palm suddenly, took another deep puff of cigarette, and spit out for a while, "The highest level of martial arts should be turtle, molestation, and drag!" ”
it! After listening to the three words turtle, obscenity, and drag, Pi Qiangdong finally thought of why he looked at Wei Kang like this, isn't this exactly what Yipeng looked like and said when he pretended to be bi before? Why, Weikang actually learned Yipeng to pretend to be BI?
After listening to Wei Kang's words, Bai Bai Yu was stunned for a while, and then smiled: "Hahaha!" What kind of bullshit theory, take it out and pretend to understand, show it off in front of me, see if I don't beat you all over the ground looking for teeth! ”
As he spoke, Bai Yu clenched his fists so creakingly.
"You don't believe me? Do you want to try, I'll fight you with my theory, you fight with me with your theory! Wei Kang said.
"Okay! I'm going to see if you can survive my three tricks with those bullshit theories! With that, Bai Bai Yu helped Mo Bingfan to the side, kissed her, and slowly stepped forward.
Mo Bingfan pursed his lips and smiled, and said to him to be careful.
No way! Wei Kang looked at Mo Bingfan's expression, and was shocked in his heart, he remembered that Mo Bingfan was a warm-hearted and honest person, how did he become like this now? Obviously, it was her assistant who provoked her first, which made the wine break up unhappily, not only did she not blame her, but she also cared about him so much, is this still Mo Bingfan, who was so inspirational back then?
Bai Yu's ability is so powerful!?
Wei Kang looked at Chang Xiao'e again and saw that her eyes were very dull, so he asked Pi Qiangdong to help her to the wall so as not to be injured by mistake.
"Hey! Be careful! "Piqiang said.
Wei Kang nodded, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, took out another one and lit it, spat out the smoke ring, and hooked his hand at Bai Yu, "Come on!" ”
Wei Kang took two steps forward, "I don't want to beat you to death, so let's set a time, three minutes!" It's over in three minutes, and whoever loses will consider themselves unlucky! ”
"Haha! It's okay for a minute, but you won't last twenty seconds under my fist anyway! "Bai Yu Dao.
Poof! Wei Kang suddenly sat on the ground.
Pi Qiangdong was taken aback, and was about to step forward to help, but was stopped by Wei Kang waving his hand.
"What? Scared out of your legs? Or are you too kidney-deficient to stand up? "Bai Yu Dao.
Wei Kang smiled, "I'm giving you a lesson and letting you see my theory!" ”
As he spoke, Wei Kang smoked and hooked his hand at Bai Baiyu.
Bai Bai Yu snorted coldly and walked to Wei Kang's approach, "There is a kind of hurry up to fight!" ”
"I've already started! Come on! Wei Kang hooked his hand again.
"Look for death!" Bai Yu suddenly kicked at Wei Kang.
As soon as Wei Kang rolled around, he rolled under the table......
The tablecloth on the table almost hung down to the ground, and Bai Tianyu, who was standing straight, couldn't see the situation under the table at all.
In desperation, Bai Bai Yu lowered his head and lifted the tablecloth......
As soon as he opened it, he felt a gust of wind blowing in his face, and a big fist, like a hungry tiger with a wide mouth, smashed against his face......
Suddenly, the unprepared Bai Yu had no time to dodge......
Syllable! A thump!
Bai Bai Yu only felt his head buzz, dizzy and leaned back, blood gushed out of both nostrils, soaring into the air, under the light of the light, so vivid.
Immediately, Wei Kang's voice came from under the table, "This is the terrible thing about 'turtles'!" ”
Mo Bingfan let out an "ah", rushed over in a panic to support Bai Baiyu, shook his body, and asked worriedly, "It's okay!" ”
Bai Yu He had thought that he would eat such a shameless punch from the other party, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and pushed Mo Bingfan away, and at the same time shouted in his mouth: "Get out!" ”
Just after he finished saying the word get out of the way, Wei Kang felt that the concussion that came to his face disappeared, which means that Bai Bai Yu put away his ability that was only suitable for pickling girls and was meaningless to fight, and wanted to deal with Wei Kang wholeheartedly.
Bai Bai Yu walked up to the table and lifted the tablecloth, but he didn't see Wei Kang's shadow, this kind of large table, generally solid in the middle, and very heavy, can't be moved, you don't have to think about it, Wei Kang has reached the other side of the table, blocked by the table pier.
I only heard Wei Kang's voice from the other side of the table, "Be careful, I'm going to tell you about the role of 'lewdness'!" ”
"!" Bai Yu walked around the table to the other side, and as he walked, he lifted the tablecloth, which was pressed under the rotating glass, which was a huge round table, and the rotating glass was very large and heavy, so it was impossible to take the whole tablecloth off directly.
When Bai Yu walked to the other side, half of the tablecloth was also lifted.
When he looked down again, he still didn't see Wei Kang, which means that he rolled to the other side again.
"Shrunken turtle! Come out for me! Bai Yu scolded resentfully.
"Hahaha! I just won't come out! Wei Kang said proudly.
Bai Yu didn't have a rut, and went back from the other side of the table, lifting the tablecloth on this side as he walked, but when he lifted the tablecloth, the tablecloth on the opposite side that he had lifted before was suddenly dragged down again!
Of course, Wei Kang climbed to that side to do this, because Wei Kang was inside, and he climbed very low, and he could see Bai Yu's feet, so he could judge that he was walking in that direction. And Bai Bai Yu stood very tall and couldn't see Wei Kang, who was cowering under the table and blocked by the tablecloth, so he was always in a passive position.
During the day, Yu was panting roughly.
And Pi Qiangdong, who was watching the excitement on the side, couldn't stop laughing, and at the same time made up his mind: Looking for an opportunity, I also have to learn from Wei Kang and Yipeng to learn BI skills!