"300 percent fee?" Li Song felt that there must be something wrong with his ears: "Old woman, it's the first time I've heard of a credit card machine with a handling fee that is more than the actual payment, are you sure that your machine is produced by UnionPay?" That's too cheating, isn't it? ”

"Young man." The old woman smiled and said, "I don't care about other places, I swipe the card here, it's 300% of the handling fee." If you don't find it acceptable, please leave my little temple. Qingyun Temple never stays with guests, and it comes and goes with it. ”

"Young man, don't be fooled, this kind of liar TV station has reported, it's nothing more than using words to deceive you, you must not be fooled."

An old man behind him seemed to be unable to see it, walked to Li Song's side, patted him on the shoulder, and said excitedly, for fear that Li Song would go astray and squander the red banknotes.

"No, I swiped this card!" To the old man's expectation, Li Song smiled at him gratefully, swiped the credit card that Chu Yudie handed over, swiped it in the slot of the credit card machine, and spit out a snow-white UnionPay slip with a clicking sound.

"Damn, why is it 150,000?" Li Song looked at the numbers on the slip, and felt as if there were 10,000 divine beasts rushing by, forming a huge SB symbol on the vast prairie. looked at the old woman who was smiling kindly angrily: "Old woman, you can't play with me like this, with so much money, I can't pay it back until I graduate from college!" ”

"It's said that the handling fee is 300 percent, which is already the lowest discount. Young man, don't worry, I see that you have good financial luck, and you will definitely be able to pay off this debt if you work for a few more years of odd jobs. ”

The old woman looked at Li Song with a smile, took out a piece of rune paper from the paper tube and handed it to Li Song, and turned her head to look at Heidi who was standing aside: "Little girl, for the sake of your relationship with my ancestors, I will give you a hexagram for free." Don't use the hidden dragon, fight in the stars. The future is dangerous, so you can do it yourself. ”

"Luo returns to the wilderness and shines in the south, and its momentum is not declining. The star rises in Kun and descends in Yan, and its name is not obvious. ”

Li Song handed over the slip from the old woman, held it tightly in his hand, and memorized these two sentences in his heart.

Even if he didn't look back, he could feel that the crowd of onlookers behind him was looking at him with the eyes of the second fool. As soon as Li Song wanted to argue again, he was dragged by Heidi and Chu Yudie to leave Qingyun Temple and disappear into the vast sea of people.

"Jade Butterfly, Heidi, why are you pulling me away? How did 300 percent of 5,000 yuan become 150,000? I'm going to find her to have a good theory, even if I cheat money, I can't be so brainless, right? It's too unscrupulous! ”

Li Song was sandwiched between Heidi and Chu Yudie, shuttling through the temple street painfully and happily, he didn't dare to struggle vigorously, so he had to look at the two beautiful pretty faces, and asked without giving up.

"It's useless, Li Song, she didn't miscalculate, she just played with her words, even if you sue the court, you may not be able to win."

Chu Yudie curiously fiddled with the sugar figures on the stall, took out the money, and bought a few small sugar figures blown out according to their figures, with a vivid expression, and even the outline of the facial features seemed to be similar: "I didn't say that I wanted you to pay it back, and the lot she drew seems to be quite accurate, and we are not too much of a loss." ”

"150,000 is not a loss, I am really speechless for you rich people."

Li Song also figured it out now, biting the skewers handed over by Heidi, and said helplessly: "Don't hold me anymore, I don't plan to go back to their trouble." Anyway, it's been so long, they don't know where to run for a long time. Yudie, I'm sorry, but it may take a long time for me to pay off your money. ”

Chu Yudie and Heidi saw that Li Song seemed to really let go, looked at each other and smiled, let Li Song go, and dragged him to wander around the noisy temple street, Heidi saw that Li Song still had a gloomy face, smiled and leaned into Li Song's ear, and said softly: "Master, don't mind, that old woman is not simple, you will definitely not lose this deal." ”

Li Song and the three of them drilled around in various folk stalls, bought a lot of special local products, until the end of the temple fair, they left Zhengyang Street, took a taxi, and galloped away in the direction of Jinnan University.

"No, you can't let him live in my dormitory!" Chu Yudie's face turned red and shouted, and she looked at Heidi angrily: "Although we weren't discovered when we came in, as long as Li Song goes out tomorrow morning, the whole school will know that he slept with me for a night!" Do you think it's a trifle? This is a matter of great importance to my reputation! ”

"Stingy" Heidi looked at Xiaoxin on the TV intently, and said lazily: "Don't worry, he won't sleep in your bedroom, the bed in my bedroom is big enough for us to sleep very comfortably." ”

"Heidi, did you do it on purpose?" Chu Yudie looked at Heidi, who looked indifferent, gritted her teeth and said, "It's not you who will be pointed at, of course you are relaxed!" Also, I don't allow you to sleep with Li Song! You're still a girl, why are your thoughts so impure? ”

"Can purity give birth to children? If all human beings were like you, they would have gone extinct long ago. ”

At some point, he switched the channel to Heidi on National Geographic, looked at a pair of blue whales who were courting and said, "A woman of your age, in our time, there have been several men who have begun to learn to be mothers." Reproduction is the instinct of human beings, and it is by virtue of this great instinct that our ancient Roman Empire was able to conquer the surrounding countries and spread the glory of the empire to every inch of land under the sun. ”

"You're talking about the war-like indigenous tribes?" Chu Yudie was very disdainful of Heidi's fallacies: "What kind of reproduction, don't vampires rely on blood breeding?" When did you give birth to a baby with a big belly like a human woman? ”

"You can insult me, but you can't insult my motherland!" Heidi was quite indignant at Chu Yudie's behavior of looking down on ancient Rome, and she didn't even watch TV, and fought back with the modern words she had just learned yesterday: "The Third Reich in human history!" The territory covers the borders of the entire continent! How dare you speak out against such a great empire? ”

Chu Yudie pursed her lips disdainfully: "Okay, okay, great empire, do you want to move the Mongolian steppe to Europe?" Whether it is those murderous dogs or the later Huns, if you don't turn your empire into a racetrack, my surname of Chu Yudie will be written upside down! ”

"Joke! How could a mere barbarian defeat a well-armed Roman warrior? Chu Yudie, if you don't understand the military, don't mix it blindly, it's really a blind man touching an elephant, and touching it has become a harp to a cow! ”

"Okay, okay" Li Song saw a victorious smile on Chu Yudie's face, hurriedly inserted between the two, and said to Chu Yudie: "Yudie, I'll sleep on the sofa tonight, anyway, the sofa here is wider than the bed, and sleeping alone is not a problem at all." ”

Chu Yudie saw Li Song frowning at her, knowing that he didn't want to let him continue this topic, so as not to provoke Heidi's sadness, he glanced at Li Song, turned around and walked into the bathroom: "That's all, you remember to go out early tomorrow, so as not to be seen and cause unnecessary trouble." ”