Chapter 12 Don't mind, Childe, my husband is a premature baby!
Hu Hai!
Whether it's the battle for the loss of cultivation in the Immortal Academy, or the battle for the throne in the future.
For Lu Yan, this force is his fateful opponent.
Lu Yan looked at Hu Hai.
Hu Hai also looked at Lu Yan.
The four eyes were facing each other, brewing murderous aura and collision, so that the surrounding temperature instantly dropped to freezing.
"Oops, Childe hasn't adapted to his current identity yet!"
Witness this.
Duanmu Yan, the captain of the "Black Ice Platform" on the side, was in a hurry.
From the moment Hu Hai appeared, she looked at Lu Yan extremely nervously.
I'm afraid that he hasn't completely forgotten the identity of "Gongzi Fusu", an adrenal hormone is over-standard, and he wants to go up and have friction with Hu Hai.
This is not!
Whatever you are most worried about, you will come!
This domineering look can almost swallow Hu Hai in one gulp!
"Eighteen sons chartered, it's an honor and honor!"
"Husband, the eighteenth prince is coming, why don't you hurry up to greet you?"
Duanmu Yan pretended to welcome Hu Hai while slapping Lu Yan on the back of the head, hoping to wake him up.
“emmmm?!”
Lu Yan hugged the back of his head, and his eyes were so painful that his eyes were golden.
"Are you deaf?"
"Why did the old lady marry such an idiot as you?"
"What a rich man is the Eighteenth Prince, it is our honor that he can take over our shop, and if we don't get it, we will become rich overnight!"
After Duanmu Yan changed his appearance, he had a green face and fangs, and he was indeed a fierce woman.
Coupled with her roaring at Lu Yan, the image of a tigress was directly three-dimensional.
Even when Hu Hai saw it, his heart was only furious.
"it...... This woman is so deep in the city, why did she suddenly climb into the position of the proprietress when she said that she would be the front desk of my store?"
Lu Yan looked at Duanmu Yan's slightly clumsy performance and was extremely speechless.
However, he also understood Duanmu Yan's meaning in seconds, because he was afraid that he would have a conflict with Hu Hai.
But the master has the golden thighs of the system boss, afraid of an egg?
"Eighteen sons, please inside!"
Duanmu Yan continued her clumsy acting skills, pulled Lu Yan with one hand, and smiled at Hu Hai, "My husband is a little stupid, don't care about it." ”
"He was a premature baby, less than a month to give birth, the midwife asked Bao Da or Bao Xiao, his family said to keep small, so a month of him, he was put in a thermos cup with wolfberry Bao Dai. ”
Lu Yan: "???"
A month of prematurity?!
Duanmu Yan, I don't blame you for not having a child, but can you have some basic common sense?
Am I still an egg in a month?
“???”
Hu Hai also looked confused when he heard it, and kept saying that his husband was a fool, but he was afraid that this boss lady was a real fool!
"Well, understand, understand. Your barbecue here is very good, bring the menu to Ben Gongzi!"
It doesn't matter if you're stupid.
The barbecue was delicious.
Hu Hai was completely conquered by the previous string of roasted shiitake mushrooms.
So I didn't care about Lu Yan's weird eyes and Duanmu Yan's clumsy performance.
He proudly threw a piece of gold cake at the front desk, sat down with a group of royal brothers and sisters such as Gao, Jiang Lu, and Yuan Man, and began to order wildly on the menu.
“......”
Lu Yan was still immersed in Duanmu Yan's words just now, and the stroke was messy.
Straightened the crooked chef's hat and walked helplessly to the barbecue grill.
The familiar BGM sounds!
[I should be acting with you to turn a blind eye~~ I'm forcing someone who loves you the most to improvise~~ When did we start to have no bottom line......]
Pick up the skewers, turn them over, and brush them with the ingredients......
Just as Lu Yan was getting busy, the sound of the system came from Leng Buding's ears, and a golden handprint was suspended in front of him.
【Ding!】
[In view of the host's life situation, activate the sign-in supergod mission!]
[This check-in will reward a mysterious game character, fusing his ancient and terrifying inheritance items to help you teach Hu Hai a lesson, do you sign in immediately?]
"Huh?!"
"In the face of Hu Hai, Duanmu Yan wants to choose forbearance, but it seems that the system bosses can't stand it!"
Lu Yan was overjoyed, put down the skewers, and directly pressed the handprint to complete the sign-in.
【Ding!】
[Congratulations on your successful sign-in and getting a new supergod character - Sacco!]
[Sacco, from the League of Legends world. Ordinary people don't treat death as child's play. Death is no child's play, but if he's Sacco - that's a different story. 】
[Sacco was Valoran's first professional homicidal comedian. He likes to torture people to death with tricks and then laugh out loud. How he earned the name of the Demon Clown remains a mystery. There are also different opinions as to where he came from, and Sacco has been tight-lipped about it. 】
【Scene Introduction】
[You know all of Sacco's secrets, so it's time for this guy who makes the world feel fear all the time.] 】
[Perhaps, he will give you that ancient inheritance item "Scare Box"!]
Familiar white light flashes.
Lu Yan then entered the scene of the new supergod character "Sacco".
"Sacco the Hero Clown in League of Legends?"
In front of Lu Yan was a damp and dirty street, flanked by uneven houses, with the taste of a small European city in the eighties and nineties.
It should be midnight, and there are hardly any pedestrians in sight on the street except for a few dirty stray dogs, and the flickering street lights add to the eerie atmosphere.
"Ah......h
Suddenly, a scream was heard, and a man in a nightgown fell from the window of a certain building.
It bounced off an old Chevrolet SUV and then slammed into the ground......
"Help Me ......"
The man let out a hoarse and weak cry for help, looked up and saw Lu Yan, and struggled to crawl towards him, dragging a shocking bloodstain behind him.
However, after only climbing a meter or two, the man's limbs twitched and he died in agony.
"The world has long been dominated by ugliness and fear, and I hate the laughter of others the most, even if it is—not dreaming!"
A strange voice, clearly with a special accent from an unknown world, came
Lu Yan was taken aback.
He subconsciously looked in the direction where the voice came from, but unexpectedly, a hand grabbed his ankle from behind: "Sir, you are in the wrong direction, I am behind you!"
Lu Yan: "......"
The strength of that hand was not very strong, and it was even very weak, and after grabbing it, there was no next move, and it was quickly released.
But that one-second tactile experience made Lu Yan feel like he had just been choked by fate.
Turn around slowly.
Lu Yan thought that he would see an extremely terrifying monster, but behind him there was only an infinitely stretching dim street, empty and empty.
"Sir, you bow your head. ”
The voice reminded again.
This time, the source of the sound was much clearer, as if it were coming from the underworld beneath your feet.
Lu Yan's heart was beating violently, almost jumping out of his chest, he lowered his head, and sure enough, ten centimeters away from his toes, stood an extremely short dwarf man wearing a clown mask.
How short is it?
If he jumped up and could hit Lu Yan's knee with his fist, it would already be a miracle in the world!