Chapter 28: Uncle, do you have a quasi-score?
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When Yu Ming came back this time, not only did she come back, but she also brought a long-awaited gift to Sisi.
Sisi didn't care so much, lying on the table, from time to time while Yu Ming was not paying attention, pinched some meat from the plate and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Sisi, you can't be so rude to your benefactor."
Liu's is panicked, Sisi is good, he has a lot of eyes, but the two most fatal losers and greedy, can he find a good mother-in-law in the future? She was in deep fear.
"Uncle likes me like this, doesn't he?"
poked Yu Ming's nostrils with chopsticks, and Yu Ming pinched Xiao Qiong's nose in return.
"That's right, I like Sisi like this, don't call me Engong in the future, when no one is around, I call you sister, you call me first, how comfortable it is." took out a household sticker from his arms and put it on the table, "I was chased away last time, and I forgot to take it out, I gave you a household in Luozhou City, saving others from saying that you are slaves." ”
Oh my God, timely rain, Sisi's excited eyes lit up, and she slapped the table, "Uncle, you are simply timely rain, closer than your own father." ”
Liu's face was flushed, and he quickly retreated, this bear child, dare to say anything, it's really annoying.
Yu Ming also blushed, threw away his chopsticks, and stretched out his big hand to rub the back of his head, "I don't dare to be your father." ”
"Why?"
"Hmph." Yu Ming squinted his eyes and snorted coldly, "You can give such a delicious dish to the two black heads that no one wants, I'm really afraid that you will sell Lao Tzu one day, and Lao Tzu will ask himself if he looks good." ”
Quack, the two foxes all laughed treacherously, and the patriarch who was about to enter the gate shuddered. It's so insane, is there any.
He actually didn't want to come, but there was no way, Feng Qiao'er's wind had already blown out, and the slightest was enough to get to the big restaurant in the town, and people were not ready to do salted egg business, as soon as the wind blew, the whole village couldn't sit still, the threshold of their house was almost trampled on, her daughter-in-law was gone, and she could get dozens of dollars every day, this time it's good, if Sisi doesn't accept it, how much loss will it have?
"Is Silk at home?"
"Is it the patriarch?"
After a while, I didn't even think about it, and hurriedly threw the post into my portable fairy garden.
Yu Ming was startled, his eyesight was good, how did the little guy do it just now, just like that, the household sticker was gone, and the little guy was interesting.
"Uncle, do me a favor?"
"Say."
"The patriarch is not a good thing, he always wants to out with my mother, you can help me scare him, and give him some sweet dates, so that he can make less trouble for me."
The two foxes bolted their sleeves, Sisi climbed out of the chair, and ran out, "Ah, it's the patriarch and grandfather, please, it just so happens that my master has returned, don't you want him to treat the Serbs to the crowd?" This is a great opportunity. ”
The patriarch hates this little bastard to death, if you don't say it so bluntly, the people in the house must have heard it, my patriarch didn't come out to greet him, and then look at this person's clothes, the spirit of riding a horse, maybe it is very promising, this little bastard.
Stepping into the living room, Yu Ming was sitting on the Taishi chair with his face sinking like water, staring at the few pieces of meat on the plate without raising his eyelids.
"The head of the family, the patriarch is here."
"Oh." After a long while, he mummed, well, Tian Qingyun had no bottom in his heart. "Sit down and have a couple of drinks together?"
How dare Tian Qingyun sit, as soon as he entered the room, he saw the knife in Yu Ming's waist, with a cat's eye embedded in the scabbard, ordinary people can use this knife?
"No, no, no, me."
"I know." Yu Ming raised his head with a grim expression, "Isn't it just a treat?" Sisi told me everything, it's easy to say.
Isn't it just bullying, I understand, but I also bother to ask the patriarch to maneuver around it, I am in the army all the year round, and I don't often go home, so I have to ask the patriarch to take care of it at home. ”
"Oops, nothing said, nothing said." In the army, Tian Qingyun's eyes were dark, and his heart said that he was hanging, but fortunately he didn't listen to those messy people instigating and getting things done, otherwise, he felt a chill on the back of his neck. "It's just that the military master, who is poor and remote, Diao Min is more stubborn, and treating guests can't fundamentally solve the problem."
"Huh?"
Yu Ming snorted with his nose, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and Tian Qingyun stumbled under his feet.
"Master Jun, that's the case, don't be angry, I mean, it's better for you to settle down with us, and if you settle down, you will be your own people, and those Diao people will not be able to toss anymore.
In this way, it will be easy for me, the patriarch, to speak. After all, Sisi's mother and daughter are now slaves, and with your surname, I don't speak hard. ”
Yu Ming opened his eyes suddenly, took out a silver ingot from his arms, five taels, and threw it on the table.
"If these old men don't understand, I'll give it carte blanche to the patriarch, if."
"The little one must do his best to die, please rest assured."
"Get out."
Ah, looking at Tian Qingyun, who is usually five or six, running away with his tail between his legs in such a disgraced face, he is very happy.
Yu Ming grabbed the silk on his legs, and asked with a hippie smile, "How is it, was I handsome just now?" ”
"Handsome, so handsome."
"Okay, don't take this meat from me, there are only three slices left."
Is there such a thing as Quack? Sisi said that she admired this guy's shamelessness. However, admiration is admiration, admiration does not mean that she recognizes the other party's bad behavior, she is a foodie. The little mouth pursed and the little head shook, indicating that he was very unhappy.
"Isn't it respecting the old and loving the young? Uncle is so bad, this meat should be given to me. ”
Yu Ming blinked his eyes, he felt strange, was this child born to that decent woman of the Liu family? Why is it so fun?
"I won't eat you for nothing, huh." Lying on the table and discussing with Sisi, this meat is so delicious that the little bastard can't be offended, "It's a big deal, well, it's a big deal I'll buy two pigs for you tomorrow." ”
"Haha, this can be there."
Happy that, their family didn't seem to show their wealth, so they didn't dare to buy it, in fact, she had been thinking about it for a long time.
"Girl, you are really amazing, the world doesn't dare to raise this thing, you dare, you can make a name for yourself, you said that if I have a way, do you dare to accept it?"
Yu Ming is bitter now, don't look at him now that he is very generous to the Sisi family, in fact, he is almost poor now, because he offended his food and clothing parents, and his economic lifeline was cut off.
He wanted to open up money and reduce expenditure, and his bastard subordinates bought all the money for this obscure goods, and he became angry. But it's such a shameful thing, he is embarrassed to tell Sisi.
"No problem, how many do you have?"
Atmospheric, Yu Ming admired in his heart, this child's education is really good.
"It's not much, one or two hundred is also some, three or four hundred is also possible, five or six hundred is about the same, there are a lot of new students, and there may be one thousand eight hundred."
"Uncle, do you have a quasi-score?"