vs 412 A person who loves to laugh will not be too unlucky
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The big empty room, with no furniture around, was empty. Only in the middle position, a square Go table, a withered lamp, and a figure in white are quiet and elegant.
Sima Ping looked at the chess game, he had been staring at this chess game for forty minutes, at this time, he was finally about to make a move, his hand slowly stretched out to the chess piece, gently touched a chess piece, and then slowly stretched out, as if as long as he moved a little faster, this game of chess would be lost, when his chess piece hung in the air to a certain position above the chessboard, the sliding door suddenly opened.
"Big young master, when the little young master was riding the cable car, he fell off the cliff." The man in black said simply and clearly.
Sima Ping's hand shook, and the chess pieces fell on the chessboard, making a sound of stones and wooden boards.
Sima Ping slowly withdrew his hand and pushed his eyes: "And then?" β
"Still alive, with Li Huaifeng and them."
Sima Ping exhaled a long breath and began to pick up the chess pieces one by one: "How did you fall off the cliff?" β
The man in black said: "The people of the Giant Crocodile Gang cut the wrong rope, and the cable car fell. β
"There's a guy in this world who's worse than my stupid brother." Sima Ping separated the black and white chess pieces into two chess pieces, and then turned around.
"Let's tell me the details."
"According to the agreement, the little young master blocked Luan Ying on the edge of the cliff, but failed."
Sima Ping didn't seem surprised at all, and calmly picked up the teacup.
After that, the people of the Giant Crocodile Gang appeared, severely injured Luan Ying, and almost killed Luan Ying, but Li Huaifeng suddenly arrived. The people of the Giant Crocodile Gang seemed to be very jealous of Li Huaifeng, and ran away without fighting. After that, he followed far behind, and while they were riding the cable car, he cut the cable. The ...... of the cable car. β
"There are a lot of pulleys on the cable car, and those idiots can't tell which one is which cable for which cable car." Sima Ping interrupted: "The Giant Crocodile Gang, it is normal for an accident to have an accident when cooperating with such an unintelligent gang, but it really surprises me that there will be such a mentally retarded accident. β
"Do you want to send someone to pick up the little young master back?"
"No, you don't." Sima Ping said dryly: "If this kind of Cheng dΓΉ can also threaten his safety, let him die there, it will be too difficult for him to live." β
However, Li Huaifeng's elixir reserves seem to be running out, and he himself was actually injured when he fell off the cliff, but he hid it from everyone and just endured it himself. After returning the pill to Luan Ying, it seems that there are still a few pills to carry with him. β
Sima Ping stood up, walked to a wall, looked at the words on it, and said, "I already know everything I want to know." Li Huaifeng, with the intermediate strength of soul casting, has a certain reserve of elixir, has rich combat experience and skills, has experience in jungle life, and is a little unsuitable for city life. β
"On the side of the Giant Crocodile Gang, do you want to communicate diplomatically? After all, it would be a little too presumptuous to take our second young master's life so seriously. β
"No, I don't." Sima Ping said: "I was calculated by that kind of idiot of Cheng DΓΉ, and I almost lost my life, how can I communicate with the giant crocodile gang for such a shameful thing?" Condemning them for sending two fools casually almost took the life of the second young master of the Sima family? β
Sima Ping continued: "The people of the Giant Crocodile Gang are mainly closed-door cultivators, those people have been trained almost since birth, and they will not be released to carry out tasks until they are considered to have a certain ability, almost all of them are simple-minded single-celled creatures, and they will do any unbelievable stupid things. β
"Isn't it too risky for us to work with such people?" The man in black asked worriedly.
"Adventure!?" Sima Ping turned around: "I've been taking risks since I was born, if you have enough strength and intelligence, then it's not called an adventure." Although the members of the Giant Crocodile Gang are all simple-minded guys, their management is very sober. These thugs they have cultivated have no faith, no sense of honor and disgrace, no values, and they don't even have a clear understanding of the world, let alone their own attitude. They don't respect culture, they don't understand science, they don't understand the world, they don't know how to deceive themselves. β
"From the very beginning of their mission, they were provided with very good living conditions. Gorgeous houses, inexhaustible money, and tamed women ...... make them think that they have the best life and become the most amazing people. Then use the qiΔ guΓ² to restrain and control them, create a virtual world for them, and give them a simple and first-class values. β
"But at the same time, it also gave them something else, fear." Sima Ping looked at the man in black: "Let them be extremely afraid of the devilish training and dark life they have received, in their brains, the world has only two choices: 'current life' and 'previous life'. In this way, in order to accomplish their tasks, in order to enjoy the 'present life' forever, they must continue to make meritorious contributions to please the leader, and they would rather die in battle than go back to their old nightmares. They are brainless death squads. β
"But...... Will their management really help us? β
Sima Ping walked up to the man in black: "Help? Of course not, and they're not charities. They want a deal, and they won't work with us if we can't provide the same benefits to them. β
"Keep going with the plan, I've been busy spending four billion dollars on an acquisition recently, and this kind of thing can't take my energy too much. It's up to you to move forward with this plan, tell their team that even if they fall off a cliff, even if the rest of the students can't finish the climbing season, the final prize will still be valid. β
Sima Ping walked to the window, looked outside, and said calmly: "Meridian repair and dispersion should be very attractive to you, right?" Let me see you crash, Luan's little ghost. β
The man in black snorted and slowly retreated.
Of course, Li Huaifeng, Luan Ying and the others didn't know that at this time, they were like chess pieces in Sima Ping's hands, they had been held in the palm of their hands by a powerful and shady guy, and they were playing with applause.
Along the way, Li Huaifeng was telling them interesting stories about the knowledge in the jungle, and Sima Lan and the others in the back were all red and swollen from mosquito bites, and they followed with difficulty.
In the afternoon, they climbed another hill and reached a low meadow. Girls don't matter, women are actually better than men in adapting to the environment and accepting the status quo, so when the five boys behind them were very anxious, the people in front of them were already very accustomed to this big mountain range.
What's more, with Li Huaifeng helping them take care of a qiΔ, their situation is much more comfortable than Sima Chao and the others. Just having a horse to get around is already super cool.
When I sat down to rest, several people were chatting, but there was a little movement behind them. All the while the bear let out a howl.
The howl made almost everyone's skin pimple. People looked sideways, this dog bear is not much bigger than the one in the snow, it is simply the difference between Daddy Bear and Cub Bear! The whole bear stood more than two meters tall and was not as strong as it could be.
When Sima Lan saw this bear, he thought of the one in the snow, that one was something that all of them couldn't beat with fire, the bear not only had great strength, but also had heavy fur, and it was almost like tickling with a kick on his heel, and he couldn't move at all!
Now this behemoth is walking here, and everyone looks at Li Huaifeng again.
Li Huaifeng frowned, as if he was surprised.
Zou Bad's brain turned fast, and he was the first to think of what Li Huaifeng said about pretending to be dead, he was the first to lie down, close his eyes, and even carefully control his breathing.
When the rest of the people saw it, they immediately followed his example, and they also lay down and pretended to be dead, and beads of sweat the size of beans on Li Huaifeng's forehead dripped down.
The two horses were in a commotion again, and Li Huaifeng turned around and patted the horse's back to reassure: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's just a bear." β
Luan Ying and several beauties whispered together: "It's because of the bear that I'm afraid, is there such a way to appease the horse?" β
The beauties were all scared, Li Huaifeng walked over, blocked them behind him, and secretly made an OK gesture. Luo Meiwei was the first to understand, and pulled Du Shishi leisurely to the bottom of a big tree, and took out the meat of the robe to chew and eat it indifferently.
Zhong Meijia and Luan Ying saw that Luo Meiwei was so relaxed, and they were not afraid anymore, and they also walked over to eat meat with the two of them, waiting to watch the show.
The bear walked over, scratching his head in surprise, as if it felt strange.
Yo he! It's kind of interesting today! Usually one person can't see it, but it's good, there are several in one breath, and they are all dead!? Why are there so many dead people on the earth today?
The bear walked over and lowered his head to sniff Zou Bad's snort, Zou Bad's frightened body couldn't stop trembling, but he still insisted on holding his breath and didn't move.
The bear tugged at his arm and moved his legs, as if believing that Zou Bad was dead, and walked towards Sima Chao again.
Sima Chao saw the situation in his eyes, and complained bitterly in his heart. But as soon as the bear left, Zou Bad began to gasp for breath.
The bear turned back suspiciously, and Zou Bad hurriedly stopped moving. The bear wondered in his heart, yo, the dead man has changed his position!? went back and sniffed again, and pulled again, Zou felt that his lungs were about to explode.
Finally, after Zou Bad changed his movements four times, and the bear went back and forth between him and Sima Chao three times...... Xie Wenbin was unlucky.
Why was Xie Wenbin unlucky? Because this should be damned, seeing that Zou Bad was unsuccessful because of holding his breath, he repeatedly asked the bear to sniff four times, and after pulling it four times, he couldn't recognize the sound of laughter.
The bear seemed to feel that he had been deceived and mocked, and slapped Xie Wenbin, who was scared and urinated, and covered his mouth and couldn't help laughing.