readx;?“ Not long ago, a large number of viewers wrote to me asking when the sexiest man in the world would be able to appear on the 'Tonight Show' again, and I kept silent because I didn't want to be humiliated by being rejected after offering an invitation. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But today, I can finally respond, he's here. Jay's opening was a little different from usual, not directly to the topic, but aroused the audience's curiosity from another angle, and then he stood up directly, "Ladies and gentlemen, Lancelot Strello!" There was a slight pause before he continued, "Charlize Theron, and Michael Fassbender." ”

Lance took the lead out of the gate, and then saw the crowd in front of him, due to the narrow space in the studio, the scene of three hundred people created an effect of three thousand people, the audience who stood up collectively seemed to have overflowed, crowding the entire space, the situation of Mount Tai overwhelming people gave people a sense of urgency that there was nowhere to escape, there was a roar above the eardrums, and even the footsteps seemed to be a little unable to take a step.

Lance smiled and nodded in the direction of the audience, and the applause, shouts, and shouts of the audience suddenly thundered, and smashed down like a huge wave, and his breathing stopped in an instant.

Turning his head, Lance saw Jay standing on the steps with open arms to greet him, he stepped forward and gave Jay a polite hug, then walked to the sofa next to him, stopped and waited, Charlize then walked over elegantly, with an elegant posture and light steps, but Michael fell behind him, seemed to be a little stunned, Jay took the initiative to step forward and hugged Michael friendlyly, which made him come back to his senses, Michael was a little embarrassed, and ran over in small steps, This action caused the audience to laugh.

"Relax, relax, we're all stuck here for the next hour, there's no need to rush too much." Lance applauded as Shi Shiran said. The audience immediately burst into laughter, they all thought that Lance was teasing Michael, but they didn't expect Jay to look at the audience and press down with both hands, "Relax, relax." The same words, in Jay's words, had the feeling that a shepherd was besieging the goats, and the audience immediately realized that Lance's words might be aimed at them. At this moment, the atmosphere of the scene became delicate - the feeling of humiliation that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh was really awkward.

Jay grinned and walked back to his place, beckoning Lance and the others to sit down, "This time you brought a brand new work 'Mad Max: Fury Road'......" Before Jay could continue, the cheers and screams at the scene began to get out of control, and Jay had to raise his hand and press down, "I know, I know, this is a work that makes everyone excited." But even so, the noise of the scene still could not settle down immediately, Jay looked at Lance helplessly, not wanting to, but Lance spread his hands, looking like enjoying applause and hugging honor, which made the screams more and more turbulent, and even brought some whistles.

Jay tucked his big chin slightly, "Listen, Lancelot, if you're going to take over my show, then I'm going to make you realize who's the boss here." That serious and serious words instantly made the audience laugh, and it was less than thirty seconds after the opening, and Jay and Lance had already collided with a lot of sparks, "Honestly, I didn't think I would like it until this movie was released, but the truth is ......" Jay spread his hands and looked at Lance.

Lance nodded slightly, then shook his head, "Say it." Jay still stared at Lance unwaveringly, and Lance shook his head again, "Say it." ”

Jay sighed lightly and said helplessly, "I love it, madly." Then I saw Lance clench his fists and raise them high, and the screams of the audience came like a tide again, and Charlize and Michael, who were sitting next to him, were dumbfounded, and the back and forth between Lance and Jay was so fast that the brain didn't have time to think, and the laughter had already come out first.

Finally, when the mood at the scene calmed down a little, Jay said again, "I have to say that the back of Lance in the opening scene has almost stopped my heart beating." In Mavis's words, 'Lance is really sexual/Feeling smoking'. Jay even picked up the script and fanned it, as if to cool down, "Of course, in my opinion, Charlize is also definitely smoky sexuality." Sexuality/Sensuality! Jay's speed of speech was not fast, and the rhythm of the exclamation caused laughter one after another, "Lance's sturdy figure and decisive style have a new interpretation of the tough guy, Charlize's sharp eyes and smoky makeup make everyone have a different view of the female warrior, God, every scene of the movie is so perfect, the colors are brilliant and the composition is exquisite, it is impossible to take people off their eyes." ”

"So, to put it simply, it's an eye candy work, and I don't know exactly how it's different from Victoria's Secret's catwalk." Lance interrupted Jay's words and said with a curious expression, and he could immediately see Jay's stunned appearance, and the laughter of the audience couldn't stop, "Except that I'm not a woman, except that I don't wear wings." Lance raised his hands and gestured with wings, and the audience was already staggering with laughter.

Jay also came back to his senses at this time, and seriously recalled, "No, no, if I'm not mistaken, there is indeed a group of women in the movie who wear almost nothing, then to me, it's Victoria's Secret." The counterattack caused the audience to burst into laughter again, and Michael was no longer nervous at all, and he was overjoyed - he looked like a spectator watching the show with relish.

"And him." Michael heard Lance say and showed a puzzled look, but then he found that the eyes of everyone in the audience fell on him - he was the "he" in Lance's words, which made Michael panic suddenly, his pupils vibrated violently, and he cast a look of help at Lance.

Before Lance could answer, Charlize chimed in, "Very well, I have to be thankful that I'm not on this topic right now." ”

Jie was stunned, then slapped the table and laughed, nodding again and again, "Yes, that's the case." Jay smiled, "I'm curious, Charlize, did you offend the costume artist, or did you offend the screenwriter, you didn't change your clothes in the whole movie, just one outfit?" Is this serious? ”

"It's good you didn't notice the bath." Charlize's answer made the audience laugh even more, and Jay shook his head and said, "So, what the hell is going on?" Is it a problem with the script? Or is it a problem with the stylist? At this point, Jay was silent for a moment, and then his eyes turned to Lance, and the audience all cast their eyes, but Lance ignored them, as if he was completely distracted, and had no intention of making a sound. Jay coughed lightly twice, "Ahem, this should be your time to speak." ”

"Me?" Lance raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened with a puzzled look, "Oh, are you talking about the screenwriter insinuating me?" I thought you were talking about some alibi person, that's why you used pronouns. This counterattack immediately choked Jay, and he wanted to make a mockery of it, but he ended up shooting himself in the foot, "I didn't know that we were seriously discussing the issue of bathing and clothing, otherwise I should have invited Clark Kent and Jack Sparrow over for a meeting." ”

"Bang Bang!" The audience burst into thunderous applause, Superman's eternal suit, and the dirty-looking captain, they must be interesting to put in the world of "Fury Road". Lance singled out the recent boiling summer file war with just one sentence, and everyone collectively reached a high/climax at this moment.

But I didn't want Lance to raise his right hand and press it down gently, "Oh, oh, relax, relax, this is just the beginning." Remember? There's still an hour to go. Before the sensational reaction at the scene had time to reach its peak, it was instantly poured down by Lance with a bucket of cold water, and the applause disappeared, replaced by heart-to-belly laughter, and many people were already laughing until their stomachs hurt.

Michael sat next to him with a blank expression, how did this topic come to him, how did it get away, why did he have no concept at all?

Lance turned his head and looked at Jay, "Dude, so, that's all you felt after watching the movie, right?" You're high/just because I'm so handsome? The straightforward questioning caused the audience's whistle to sound again, and Jay looked a little embarrassed - because his host took the initiative away from Lance.

"No, no, of course not." Jay waved his hand in denial, "Watching this movie is like ......" Jay muttered for a moment, as if sorting out his words, "It's as if someone told me that you must go to see 'Fury Road', but I frowned and questioned, 'What? That movie? No, I'm not interested', but then he kidnapped you directly to the cinema, and from the first shot, I was pressed the seat, I forgot to scream, forgot to blink, and even forgot to breathe, and then it was as if a pair of invisible big hands shook you upside down violently, and my whole body was ......like this" Jay didn't speak, and directly began to demonstrate with body language, and the appearance of the group of demons dancing made applause and laughter at the same time, and even Michael and Charlize applauded," With stunning graphics, a spooky cult world, a blood-pumping action, and, of course, an intense/emotional soundtrack, I felt as if I had played a roller coaster game prop a hundred times in a row in a tenfold multiplier. ”

Jay's vivid metaphor made the audience exclaim, and the continuous laughter made the audience even more lively, and Lance, who had always remained calm, nodded lightly, and then said, "I thought that the process of watching this movie was more like you playing skydiving, and when you jumped out, you found that you didn't have a parachute bag." (To be continued.) )