Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Barber Can't Be Provoked
The daughter of King Tota Lee? Lin Jiawei was stunned at first when he heard this, didn't Li Tianwang only have three sons, when did he have a daughter, oh, I remembered, isn't the golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit who lives in the bottomless pit of Trap Mountain in Journey to the West the righteous daughter of Tota Li Tianwang.
At the beginning, this rat spirit stole in Lingshan to steal the fragrant flower treasure candle to get the mana, self-styled half of Guanyin, also known as Mrs. Diyong, later, after Rulai discovered, sent Tota Li Tianwang and Nezha the father and son, and when the rat spirit was about to be caught and killed, such as saying a sentence "stagnant water to raise fish will not be fished, deep mountains to feed the deer to hope for longevity" and let her go, not only let her go, but also contributed to the situation of the mouse spirit worshipping the father-in-law.
Later, although King Tota Li accepted this righteous girl because of Rulai's face, he didn't care about it, and he kept ignoring it, even after Sun Dasheng made trouble in the heavenly court, he couldn't remember his righteous daughter, and he still remembered it thanks to Nezha's reminder, which shows how careless he is.
At that time, Lin Jiawei was a little puzzled, one is, how could Rulai send King Tota Li to hunt demons, you know, the East and the West are two independent systems, and how could King Tota Li obey Rulai's dispatch.
Another point is that when the white rat spirit was caught, he thought it was pitiful, and let it go, how could Rulai still promote Li Jing and the monster to become father and daughter. If it weren't for the truth, how could Li Jing be a goblin as a righteous girl, and a lot of fairies would break their heads, you must know that one is a high-ranking fairy, and the other is a goblin who has just cultivated and is a goblin who steals sesame oil, and the identities of these two are like a first-class member of the dynasty, and the other is a thief on the street, and the identity is really different.
However, now it seems that although Li Jing took the white rat spirit to the heavenly court, he still ignored it, making the latter famous outside.
"Shui Yun, give me your seat, I think you have no opinion." Mrs. Diyong didn't look at Shui Yun Fairy, and said lightly, it was not so much an inquiry as an order.
"No... No, Xiaoxian has no opinion. "The water cloud fairy is full of bitterness, she was originally full of joy to be the first to get a haircut, but she was taken away, but what can she do, she is the daughter of the king of heaven.
"You mortal, have you heard, what are you still doing, if you had changed before, your aunt would have sucked your yang energy a long time ago." Mrs. Diyong looked at Lin Jiawei arrogantly, obviously the attitude of Fairy Shuiyun made her very satisfied.
"Hmph, just a goblin, don't think that if you recognize the god as your father-in-law, you can do whatever you want, believe it or not, I beat you to the ground." Erlang God couldn't stand it anymore, he knew that Lin Jiawei, as a mortal, had no ability to resist at all, so since he recognized his eldest brother, he had the responsibility to protect his younger brother, even if he offended Li Jing, the king of Tota.
Lin Jiawei looked at Erlang God who was blocking in front of him, and was a little moved, he knew that the latter's popularity in the heavenly court was actually not very good, if he offended the family of Tota Li Tianwang now, it would undoubtedly make matters worse, Li Tianwang's family was everyone in the heavenly court, and the four masters of the family were much more powerful than the three fathers and sons of the Su family in the Song Dynasty.
When Mrs. Diyong saw Erlang God jump out, she was really a little afraid, but she didn't want to lose the name of Li Mansion, so she still stubbornly said: "Yang Jian, I advise you not to meddle in my affairs, this is my business with this mortal, what does it have to do with you, and besides, others are afraid of your reputation as Erlang God, our Li Mansion is not afraid of you, you have the ability to try it." ”
"You..."Erlang God just wanted to teach this goblin who didn't know the height of the sky and the earth a lesson, but was stopped by Lin Jiawei, and couldn't help but look at the other party suspiciously, but when he saw the other party's confident eyes, although he was curious, his heart was still put down, and he stood aside and left it to Lin Jiawei to deal with himself.
Yang Jian knew that although he could help him solve it today, but in the future, when he was not around, he still had to rely on himself, if he could solve it by himself today, coupled with his own prestige, then whoever came to provoke him would have to weigh it in his heart.
"Mrs. Diyong, since you can afford it, then you come with me, and I will help you get a haircut first." Lin Jiawei smiled and welcomed Mrs. Diyong into the door and arranged to sit on the special sofa for haircuts.
Erlang God was a little stunned when he saw Lin Jiawei's actions, he couldn't figure out how the other party was so soft, but he didn't make another move, he had already been rejected by the other party, and it would not be in line with his character to make another move, besides, if Lin Jiawei really softened, then Erlang God could be regarded as the wrong person, and there was no reason to make a move.
I can't help but think that Erlang God will be wrong, and even Mrs. Diyong and the immortals present will be mistaken.
Some immortals still have an indifferent expression, this is an immortal who has been oppressed to the point of numbness by the class, and some people are disappointed, they hope that Lin Jiawei will rise up and resist, and do it against the Li Mansion, so that they will have a good show, these are immortals who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, only a few secretly say that it is a pity, they are people who pursue freedom and are not afraid of power.
"I didn't expect you, a mere mortal, to hear of my aunt's name, give me a good haircut, my aunt and grandmother considered sparing your dog's life, um~ This chair is good, it's very comfortable to sit on, and I'll take this away when the time comes." Mrs. Diyong felt good about herself, and when she sat down on the sofa, she immediately liked it, and asked for it.
Lin Jiawei couldn't cry or laugh a little, didn't he know that the most important thing to mess with in the mortal world is the barber, the barber can change you from a village girl to a fairy in minutes if he is in a good mood, and he can change from a fairy to an aunt in minutes if he is in a bad mood.
Although this will definitely have a great impact on your reputation, as long as you can design a lot of beautiful hairstyles in the future, the source of customers will still be endless, and the most important thing is that the blessings and misfortunes will be relied on.
Lin Jiawei opened Mrs. Diyong's bun, looked at her little baby fat face, and directly took out a razor, ready to start the haircut, but he didn't expect his move to startle Mrs. Diyong.
"What do you want to do!" Mrs. Diyong was admiring the mirror, but she didn't expect Lin Jiawei to take out her weapon, so frightened that he jumped up directly from the sofa, glanced at Erlang God on the side, and couldn't help but not make a move.
"What are you doing, of course it's a haircut, you don't need to cut it with a razor, how do you fix your hair?" Lin Jiawei was also taken aback by her reaction, angry and funny.
"What he said was true." A shy voice came from the door, it turned out that the daffodil fairy had been paying attention to it, and when she saw that Lin Jiawei was in trouble, she said help.
Lin Jiawei saw the person who came, smiled, and thanked the other party for his help, otherwise he didn't know to waste his lips and tongue.
When Mrs. Diyong heard this, she was a little skeptical, but when she saw that the Daffodil Fairy's hairstyle was indeed a little short, she pressed the doubts in her heart and sat down on the sofa again, but at this time she felt that the sofa was not easy to sit on, and she felt like a needle felt.
Lin Jiawei raised the razor again, and when the knife fell, he cut off Mrs. Diyong's long hair directly at the neck, and before the latter could react, he cut the long hair into short hair.
Mrs. Diyong saw that it was really fine, and gradually relieved herself, but when she saw Lin Jiawei's razor in her ears like a butterfly fluttering, she couldn't help but panic a little again, but at this time her hair had been shaved, and it was absolutely impossible to give up halfway, so she had to dodge carefully.
Lin Jiawei was even happier when he saw the other party's actions, didn't he send it to the door to spoil his hair, and reminded him: "Don't move, if you dodge again, your hairstyle won't be shaved well, don't blame me when the time comes." ”
When Mrs. Diyong heard this, she really felt better, but she still moved occasionally, and her hair became shorter and shorter, and in the end it was already short to her ears, like a watermelon Taro, and how ugly and ugly her face was.
The immortals present, seeing Mrs. Diyong's hairstyle, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and Shuangxia was suffocated.
"Ah~ you humble mortal, what kind of hairstyle did you give me!" Mrs. Low Chung finally reacted, but it was too late by this time, and her hairstyle was about to explode.
"I told you not to move, who is to blame for your own movement, forget me to suffer a loss, I won't accept the money for this haircut, if you don't believe me, then I'll give someone else a haircut, so as not to doubt my skills." Lin Jiawei shrugged his shoulders and spread out his hands as if I couldn't help it.
After Lin Jiawei finished speaking, he looked at the fairy outside the door, and finally fixed his eyes on the Shui Yun Fairy, her head shape was the most suitable for ** head, so he smiled and said to the Shui Yun Fairy: "Fairy, you come up and help me make a proof." ”
Fairy Shuiyun instantly even had the heart to die, looked at Mrs. Diyong, and didn't dare to agree to anything, but driven by Mrs. Diyong's murderous eyes, she walked up as if going to the execution ground.
The reason why Mrs. Diyong agreed with Lin Jiawei's opinion was because she wanted to clean up Lin Jiawei, and then Erlang God would have no excuse to help again.
In fact, she thought wrongly, when his hairstyle came out, he knew Lin Jiawei's intentions, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, as for whether there was such an excuse, as long as she dared to do it, Erlang God would help.
"Don't move." Lin Jiawei said gently.
"Hmm." Fairy Shuiyun closed her eyes tightly and didn't dare to look at it, she just wanted to nod, but when she thought of what Lin Jiawei had explained, she stopped abruptly.
Soon, Lin Jiawei got it done, washed it with spiritual water, and then blew it with a hair dryer, and a hairstyle was done.
"Wow, that's beautiful."
"Well, it feels so cute."
Listening to the appreciation of the surrounding immortals, Shui Yun Fairy couldn't believe it, she slowly opened her eyes, and saw a brand new self in the mirror, a little unbelievable, it was a completely different style, and it was more beautiful and playful.
She hurriedly used the water mirror technique to see if she was real in the mirror, but she didn't notice the angry eyes of Mrs. Diyong on the side.
"I didn't lie to you, I originally designed this hairstyle for you, who made you move, I told you, don't move, it's not good to shave around, now believe it, it's true, only after you suffer a loss can you remember it for a long time." Lin Jiawei looks like he hates iron but not steel.
"Humph!" Mrs. Diyong knew that she had no need to stay, so she glanced at Lin Jiawei fiercely and flew away.
"Poof~haha!"
I don't know who laughed first, as if the source of infection, instantly infected the whole audience, and turned into a sea of joy.
However, at this time, these immortals looked at Lin Jiawei differently, without the previous contempt for mortals from the heart, there was a sense of equality, and there was a trace of jealousy hidden in it, they knew that as long as they wanted to get a haircut, this must not provoke this mortal, otherwise they would be the next Mrs. Diyong.