Chapter 11 Trouser Mind Reading
A person can hear the voice of others, that is a very terrible thing, which will make everyone dare not approach you, because everyone has their own secrets, if even this ** will be known, it is undoubtedly the same as standing in front of others, no difference.
Wang San understood that if Lai Qi knew that she knew what she was thinking, the relationship between the two would be destroyed, or even gradually estranged, so although he was shocked in his heart, he still didn't make it clear in the end.
"Qi'er, don't think nonsense, the third brother is not angry." Wang San took off the underwear on his head with a smile, and deliberately sniffed it in front of Lai Qi, so ashamed that Lai Qi's face turned red, he reached out and grabbed the underwear, pretending to be unhappy, and said, "I'm really not ashamed, I won't give it to you." ”
"Huh!"
Wang San had a wicked smile on his face, but secretly he was quietly eavesdropping on Lai Qi's inner thoughts, but the strange thing was that he obviously looked at Lai Qi's big eyes and turned straight ahead, obviously thinking about something, but he couldn't hear it anyway.
No way! You don't have to wear panties to hear it, do you? Thinking like this in his heart, Wang San was ready to try again, but just when he wanted Lai Qi to give him his underwear, there was a knock on the door outside.
Both of them in the room were shocked, Lai Qi took the underwear and didn't know what to do, looked around, and finally stuffed it into Wang San's trouser pocket with a wicked smile, turned around and opened the door.
"Look at the two of you, how old are you, it's the same as when you were a child, you don't come out of the house for half a day, and when you get married, you have time to talk, hurry up and come out to eat, your dad has moved his chopsticks."
"Got it, Mom."
Lai Qi's mother, Qin Qi, is a very open-minded woman, educated, beautiful, although she is almost forty years old, there is still no wrinkle on her face, and she is well maintained.
When she opened the door and saw her daughter and Wang San's faces flushed, Qin Qi didn't ask much, because she, like Lai Tianquan, felt that Wang San would be her son-in-law sooner or later, even if the two didn't do anything out of the ordinary before they got married, it was nothing, and even at some point, they hoped that the two children could live together as soon as possible and let them hug their grandson as soon as possible!
The three of them entered the living room together, Lai Tianquan really drank it himself, and when he saw Wang San coming in, he hurriedly picked up the wine bottle and filled the cup next to him, urging: "Sanwa, come over quickly, come and drink a few cups with Uncle Lai." ”
"You old thing, the guests didn't serve the table, you drank it yourself, and you are not afraid of the jokes of the three children."
"Hey, look at what your mother-in-law said, what do you mean by a guest? Sanwa is the future son-in-law of my Lai family, so it's the same as my son, is he an outsider? Really. ”
"Hey, hey! Sanwa, don't be like your Aunt Qin, this woman has long hair and short knowledge. Come, let's have a drink first. ”
Lai Tianquan didn't know if he drank two glasses of wine or what was going on, but he actually directly brought the relationship between the two closer, as if Wang San was already his son-in-law now, and he didn't see anything at all, and he just raised his glass and dried it up.
Wang San's amount of alcohol is actually not good, and he usually has no habit of drinking, but he saw that Lai Tianquan was simmering in one gulp, as a junior, he must not be rude, so he also poured a full glass of white wine into his stomach.
"Okay, when you get married, Dad won't have to drink alone, hahaha......"
"Dad, don't get the third brother drunk, you see his face is red."
"Yo, you dead girl liar, you're not married, and you're starting to count down your father? Didn't he come out with a red face just now? Why don't you say it? ”
"Dad!"
Lai Qi was embarrassed by Lai Tianquan's words, turned around and ran to the kitchen to help serve the food. As soon as Lai Tianquan saw his daughter leaving, he hurriedly leaned into Wang San's ear and said, "Hey, boy, when will I let Lao Tzu hold his grandson?" ”
"Lai...... Uncle Lai, we're not married yet! ”
"Hey, I said Sanwa, what age is this? How can you kid think more conservative than my old bones? Lai Tianquan looked at Wang San's absent-minded look, and thought that he was not in a hurry, so he put down his wine glass and said: "I think so, you and Lai Qi will get married at the beginning of the year, and you will get the marriage certificate when you are old, what?" ”
"Uncle Lai, Qi'er and I will only be nineteen years old next year, isn't it a little early?"
"It's an early fart, early planting and early threshing, and early birth of a son is blessed. Didn't your grandfather give birth to your father when he was only nineteen years old? This is the matter that was decided first. ”
Wang San was speechless for a while, he had only heard that others were in a hurry to find a daughter-in-law, and he had never heard of someone who was in a hurry to find a son-in-law, but he and Lai Qi were going to get married sooner or later, it seemed that there was really no difference between this early and late knot, and when he thought about it, he felt that Lai Tianquan was right, so he nodded and agreed.
Seeing Wang San nodding, Lai Tianquan was overjoyed, and hurriedly told Qin Qi and Lai Qi about it, and the two were also very happy after hearing it, so Lai Qi did not stop Wang San from drinking, and he also drank two glasses with him, and finally all four of them drank on the dinner table.
In the early morning, the warm sunlight shined through the window and sprinkled on the table of the Lai family, which was full of happiness, Wang San opened his eyes in a daze and found that Lai Tianquan's family had not yet woken up drunk, so he first carried Lai Qi into the bedroom, and then helped Lai Tianquan and his wife into the room.
After settling everyone down, Wang San was going to close the door and then go back to the living room to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, but he suddenly thought of the scene of wearing pants last night and being able to hear Lai Qi's heart, so he had an idea, and was ready to take advantage of Lai Tianquan's drunkenness and not waking up, and also try his pants, if you can really hear what Lai Tianquan is thinking, that is, as long as you bring the pants worn by others, you can read the hearts of others, and you do have the magic power to read minds with the help of underwear.
Looking at Lai Tianquan and his wife lying on the bed, Wang San felt that it was too inappropriate to take off Qin Qi's pants, so he targeted Lai Tianquan, but Wang San did not do it immediately, but first found a few clean underwear for the two of them and tried it, but there was no response, and then looked around to see if there were any unwashed pants, but unfortunately he didn't find it.
This drunk person is no better than being unconscious, and if he doesn't pay attention, he will wake people up, Wang San really has no choice but to start with Lai Tianquan in fear.
After a lot of effort, Wang San finally took off Lai Tianquan's pants, which were a pair of blue big-flowered shorts, pure cotton, the color was quite bright, and it smelled stinky, and I don't know if Lai Tianquan farted or didn't change it for a few days, anyway, the smell was very bad.
Wang San hesitated for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and put the trousers on his head, he just put the trousers on, and suddenly heard Lai Tianquan shouting: "Sanwa, what do you want to do?" ”