The banquet was over at ten o'clock, Xu Jinglei drank a little too much, and walked out of the hotel where the banquet was held softly leaning on Di Yun's body.

The evening breeze blew lightly before he woke up for a minute, and asked blindfolded, "What time is it?" ”

Di Yun held his girlfriend's waist with one hand and unloaded the pager from his waist with the other, pulled it farther away, and saw the time clearly through the light in the hotel: "Ten and five o'clock." Okay, isn't it? Or stay here today. ”

Xu Jinglei glanced back and said, "I don't like to live in a hotel, let's go back." ”

"Okay, you wait here for a while, I'll go back and push the motorcycle out."

"Go, go, hurry." The girlfriend shook her head lightly and waved her hand.

Di Yun let go of her hand and saw that she could stand up straight, so she walked towards the small parking lot behind the hotel with confidence.

Launched the motorcycle, it was okay, just leaning against the wall, no beach to go up.

"Come here, get in the car."

Xu Jinglei was probably just dizzy from drinking, her brain was still sober, and when she heard the shouting, she rubbed her head and walked over, but she walked in a straight line.

"I swear I'll never drink again, it's so uncomfortable."

People who are drunk may have this thought, but when they wake up, they forget about it and continue to drink it the next time they change to drinking.

"Drink less." Di Yun said and helped her sit in the back seat, and admonished, "Hold it tight, don't fall down." ”

"Hmm."

Slowly started the motorcycle, didn't dare to ride too fast, afraid that she would suddenly let go of her hand and fall down.

"Are you grinding ants? What are you doing riding so slowly? ”

"I can't see clearly on the road at night, so it's better to slow down and be safe."

"I'm not drunk, hold it tightly, I can't fall, ride faster." As he spoke, he let go of a hand and thumped him on the back.

Forehead...... Is this called hugging? Di Yun didn't dare to speed up anymore and rode the motorcycle into a bicycle. Walk slowly through the streets and alleys of light and dark intertwined with colorful neon colors.

Blowing a little wind, much better, no more fuss, hugging his waist tightly, with his face pressed against his back.

When passing by a long bridge, Xu Jinglei suddenly said, "Stop." ”

Di Yun stopped and asked, "What's wrong?" Want to throw up? ”

"It's not."

"Is that trying to go to the bathroom?"

His girlfriend gave him a blank look, didn't want to take care of it, walked to the bridge and lay on the railing. Di Yun was confused, put out the fire, and followed him to lie beside him.

The girlfriend stroked her windswept hair and said, "The moon is beautiful tonight." ”

The moonlight was bright, and the reflection in the water under the bridge became half a plate, which shattered and restored with the sparkling waves.

Di Yun nodded: "It's really beautiful." ”

"You listen to that song."

"What song?" Di Yun listened intently for a while, not knowing that a song came from the shop on the side of the road.

"In the distant night sky, there is a crooked moon, and below the crooked moon is the crooked little bridge, and next to the small bridge, there is a crooked boat......"

Although there is no crooked boat next to the bridge, the scene is very similar to the scene sung in the song.

"I've decided!"

"What has been decided?" Di Yun came back to his senses and asked.

"Let's go."

"Uh...... All right. Di Yun turned his head and glanced at the half of the bright moon gently rippling in the water. Suddenly I felt that the poetry and artistic conception were all a fart, and I spat and smashed the bright plate.

When she was about to reach the small courtyard, Xu Jinglei stopped again.

Di Yun looked around a few times with some pain, and then listened again: "There is no small bridge and flowing water here, and there is no singing, it's not right." ”

"Don't be weird, wait." The girlfriend patted him on the shoulder, got out of the car and walked into the pharmacy next to him.

Di Yun obediently waited on the motorcycle, watched her walk in cautiously, and after a moment rushed out again, his hands tucked into his pockets, mysteriously.

"What did you buy?"

"No... No, why do you ask so much? "Pretending to be fierce, with a little blush on his face that has not spread, there is really not much deterrence.

Di Yun has a strange instinct! However, in order to prevent the other party from being annoyed and angry and ravaging the soft flesh on his waist, he wisely didn't ask more.

Back in the small courtyard, Xu Jinglei said: "I'm ready to take a bath, you can also go take a bath, the smell of alcohol is all over the body, and it smells bad to death." ”

Di Yun touched his nose, it seemed that he hadn't drunk the bar, where did he get the smell of alcohol? It feels like my girlfriend is weird from head to toe tonight.

"That's... Come over after taking a shower, I have something to say to you. Without waiting for him to react, he went into the bathroom and slammed the bathroom door shut.

Di Yun scratched his chin and walked back to his room, although there was not much alcohol on his body, but after a hot day, the smell of sweat was uncomfortable enough, so he decided to follow his girlfriend's instructions, took a refreshing bath, and washed his fate by the way.

After taking a shower, she came to Xu Jinglei's room again, she had already come out of the shower, and sat on the edge of the bed in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking.

Di Yun moved a stool and sat across from her and asked, "Can you talk about it now?" ”

Xu Jinglei came back to her senses: "What did you say?" ”

"Uh......" Di Yun patted his head, "didn't you just say something to me?" ”

The girlfriend's cheeks slowly became ruddy, as if she could drip blood, and said in a voice, "You go and close the door first." ”

Di Yun's heartbeat suddenly slowed down by half a beat, and then accelerated with a thud. He got up and closed the door, turned around, felt some dryness on his lips, and licked it.

"That..." Di Yun finally knew why his girlfriend was so weird today, but he didn't know what to say at this time.

Xu Jinglei pursed her lips vigorously, and let out a long breath, as if she had finally made up her mind. Take the clothes you just changed and take out two things from them.

One is medicine, the other is not medicine. One is taken afterwards and the other is taken beforehand. (Scratch your head, you should be able to understand.) ）

Di Yun swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and asked astringently, "Have you really thought about it?" ”

"Hmm." The girlfriend nodded lightly and said, "You turn off the lights first." ”

turned off the lights, Di Yun still understood the little things between men and women. The first guide girlfriend had a ten-minute foreplay, slowly getting acquainted with each other's bodies, until both of them were sweating and didn't stop.

Then, in the vague room where the faint moonlight was reflected, there was the following dialogue.

"How's this... How to wear it? The girl's voice.

"Just stretch it out and put it on." Diyun's voice.

"I... I won't. ”

"I'll teach you."

"How do you know how to do more? Have you done it before? The girl asked suddenly.

"Hehe, how is that possible. Although I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs run. ”

"You're a pig." The girl hit him.

Then tragedy struck, Di Yun was in pain, but he had to hold back his screams, gritting his teeth and hissing for air.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I didn't mean to. ”

After a while, Di Yun finally felt a little better and said, "It's okay, you can continue." ”

The girl was silent for a few seconds, and then hesitantly said, "Forget it, I'm a little scared." ”

"There's nothing to be afraid of, it doesn't hurt at all." Di Yun was like an old witch who tempted Little Red Riding Hood to eat apples, and her voice was full of bewitchment.

"Yours so... So big... I'm not ready yet. ”

"You don't need to prepare anything..."

"Anyway, I'm just not ready, you want to force me?"

"It's not..."

Then, after two minutes, the lights in the room came on. The two of them were neatly dressed, only their hair was a little disheveled, and their foreheads were covered with dense sweat.

Xu Jinglei's face was so red that she didn't dare to look at Di Yun's eyes, and whispered, "You go back, I'm going to rest." ”

Di Yun cried and walked out of the room step by step, with the sound of the door closing behind him.

The foreplay was done, and the pants were taken off, but the girlfriend said that she was scared and not ready.

It's really a dog......

He looked up at the half-moon in the sky, and scolded fiercely in his heart: The moonlight tonight is so fucking beautiful!

The light in Old Man Liu's room suddenly turned on, and the old guy's voice came out.

"Xiao Yunzi, are you in the yard?"

"yes, yes."

"Oh, then can you help me see if the lotus flowers in the jar are blooming?"

Look at the lotus flowers of a bird. He was full of anger at this moment, and his heart was about to twist, and he glanced at the lotus flower that was budding in the big vat at the edge of the small garden, and said angrily: "Where is there any lotus?" ”

"Can't you see? It's in the tank! ”

"I didn't see it!"

"Impossible!"

Di Yun said: "Someone pouted, right? ”

"What do you say?" Old man Liu's angry voice came from the room.

Di Yun shrunk his neck, did not answer, and quickly slipped into his room and closed the door.

Lying in bed, I can't sleep, I can't get rid of the fire all over my body, and I don't want to fall asleep at night.

I heard that men have a unicorn arm.

So Di Yun activated the long-dusted unicorn arm and took a cold shower.

ps: I'm not very good at writing this, please don't spray.