Chapter 20: Funerals
Someone died in the town. Familiar and unfamiliar people go to church.
It was an old man in his sixties who died of lung cancer. Qiu Fengyu also received an invitation. So he rummaged through the entire cabinet, but he couldn't find a suit. After thinking about it, I called Britt.
But Britt's suit Qiu Fengyu obviously couldn't wear it. I came back with a sad face. Just as Officer Ke Fen was on patrol, she parked the car next to Qiu Fengyu.
"Your noodle shop was smashed?"
"No, I'm struggling with a suit, you know, a lot of people are going to that what it's called...... Mr. Eisnal's funeral, I was also invited, and I'm now a celebrity in the town, and everybody knows I'm worth two million dollars a year, if I go too...... There's definitely something to boast about. Qiu Fengyu said.
"Get in the car!" Officer Kirfen shook his head at him.
"I'm sorry...... You may have misunderstood me, I don't want to go to the police......"
"Come home with me, I'll get you a set of clothes!"
It's not surprising that Coffin has men's clothes in the house, which were left behind by her father. Her father, who was also a police officer, died eight years ago, when she was still in high school. Later, she was admitted to the police academy, and she is still in the town. It can be regarded as a woman inheriting her father's business.
"It fits perfectly." Officer Ke Fen looked at Qiu Fengyu.
"Your dad?" Qiu Fengyu saw a photo of a man on the desk in the room, a little handsome.
"Yes, he died in a shootout, a shootout with the Mexicans." "So I came back here, I thought I could escape, but I couldn't. My mother died not long after I was born, and I grew up with my father, so it wasn't easy to escape. β
"I'm sorry!"
"I'm much better." "I'm calm now, and when I shot and killed a Mexican, I said, 'I'm revenge.,' So I'm calm now. β
"That's fair." Qiu Fengyu said, looked in the mirror again, put on a set of dresses, and really made himself feel a lot more energetic.
"The Russians are investigating the death of their people again. Sheriff Breck should have sued you, be careful. Kefen said intentionally or unconsciously.
"I don't care about that." Qiu Fengyu turned to look at Ke Fen, "I don't know any Russians, don't talk about this in front of me in the future, don't let yourself get obsessive-compulsive disorder." I know you care about me. β
Kefen smiled and didn't say anything.
Now the farewell is taking place in the church. The coffin was placed in the church, and many people came to pay their respects. Qiu Fengyu also passed, he had no company, he was alone, and he seemed a little lonely.
After sitting down, a woman next to him whispered to her husband, "Look, this is what happens to smoking, if you want to be like him, then go for smoking, sooner or later you will die on this." β
It's more like a live lesson for a woman to teach a man who smokes.
Come on, this is a memorial service for the deceased.
The priest said something on it, Qiu Fengyu didn't care at all, he looked around, he just wanted to leave this place as soon as possible. Then the pastor asked on the stage.
"Do any of you want to give a condolence?"
A fat woman stood up. She walks a bit like a duck. staggered to the top, and then looked into the microphone, looking at the black people in the audience, obviously a little excited.
"This is an IOU, I want to ask, can I still get the account back?"
The fat woman's words immediately caused a commotion below, so several more people came to the stage after the fat woman, and it was obvious that the fat woman inspired people, and these were all accountable.
The funeral quickly turned into a farce.
Qiu Fengyu is also an eye-opener. This dead guy is still a gambler and owes a lot of money. And he was an old widower, and his only possession was a small shop in the town that cleaned and repaired the pipes. Now it's the object of robbery.
Watch the poor creature bury in the dirt. Qiu Fengyu threw a flower in his hand into it, and then prepared to go home. It's really funny, it's the first time I've attended such a funeral.
"Hey, Qiu, let's go together!" Britt came from behind.
Qiu Fengyu nodded, and walked towards the town with him. He's going to go to the bar for a drink, and it's not nice to go to a terrible funeral.
"Isn't it bad?" Britt said.
"It's funny, it's the funniest funeral I've ever attended, and I can't help but want to laugh!" Qiu Fengyu glanced at him, "You often attend such funerals?" β
"Sometimes, it's not like that at every funeral." Britt was also helpless, "Actually, when this guy was alive, I wanted to say to him, 'Die, old thing'." But now...... I still feel sorry for him. No one wants to be asked for debt when they die. Poor old bastard! β
"You still have pity on me, I'm going crazy!" Qiu Fengyu said and quickened his pace.
There weren't many people in the bar, usually in the afternoon, there weren't many people.
"Bring me a damn vodka." As soon as Qiu Fengyu was ready, he said to Brigin.
"Just give me a glass of rum." Britt couldn't drink such a strong drink, and raised his glass to Qiu Fengyu, "A toast to that poor old bastard." β
"Count me in!" Briggin also picked up a glass of wine, "That old bastard still owes me two hundred and thirty-two dollars for the drink. As he spoke, he drank it all.
All three drank it all.
After drinking two glasses of wine, Qiu Fengyu said goodbye to the two. When he got home, he began to prepare. I opened my backpack and found that there was nothing, and I didn't bring some of the weapons I had taken with me before.
However, judging from the process of killing those Russian gangsters last time, he is indeed a little rusty, and since he came to the United States, he has begun to enjoy a comfortable life, so those things that he tried to forget about are now starting to pick up again.
The next morning, he woke up early in the morning and went for a run. It was the path that surrounded the town's woods, and as soon as I entered the path, a figure joined in.
"Hi, first time I met you!" Ke Fen greeted Qiu Fengyu, "Ha--wear this to come out for a run?" β
Qiu Fengyu came out for a run wearing a very shirt and a pair of jeans, which obviously did not look like a runner.
"Running exercises the body, not what you wear yourself." Qiu Fengyu was full of words, but he still decided to buy two sets of sportswear this afternoon.
The two ran side by side, Ke Fen's endurance was very good, but she found that she was still a certain distance from Qiu Fengyu, this pervert, after running two or three miles, it was relatively easy.
"It's a shame that you don't practice long-distance running."
"Do you think it's appropriate for the two of us to fall in love?" Qiu Fengyu didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and suddenly smashed Ke Fen to the point of suffocating with a word.
"What did you say?" Kirfen paused, his eyes wide.
Qiu Fengyu stopped, looked at Ke Fen and said, "I said how about we fall in love?" In fact...... I've been thinking about this a lot, and I think I'm a person who likes to cause trouble, I mean, I don't get into trouble with other people, but there's always trouble coming to me. And then...... The police are also a profession that likes to cause trouble...... I think we're a good fit. β
"Not at all." Ke Fen ruthlessly broke Qiu Fengyu's illusion, "Don't even think about it, but as long as you dare to cause trouble, I promise to arrest you and put you in prison." β
"Okay...... I'm just a Tiyì! Qiu Fengyu smiled, without a little frustration after being rejected.
However, after this topic, Ke Fen was obviously much more silent, she ran for a while, and when she saw that she was about to go back, she said to Qiu Fengyu: "Are you in a relationship with Alyssa?" β
"No, you know it's impossible. She's a simple girl. Qiu Fengyu smiled, "I like her, but that's all, so I think you're good and meet my conditions." β
"Don't bring it up again." Ke Fen glanced at Qiu Fengyu and continued to run forward.
So neither of them brought up the topic again. A few minutes later, Qiu Fengyu arrived and waved goodbye to Ke Fen. Looking at this girl's back, he couldn't help but smile: this girl's ass is really big.
If Ke Fen knew Qiu Fengyu's thoughts now, he would definitely break his nose with a punch without hesitation.
After running, take a hot shower and feel comfortable, then change into comfortable pants and a top and make yourself breakfast. Then, just as he was about to eat, Ke Fen came over.
But this time she didn't wear a police uniform, but a casual dress, a T-shirt and jeans.
"Wow-" Qiu Fengyu whistled exaggeratedly.
"Don't look at me like that, the police have days off. Today is my day off, so ...... Can we have breakfast together? I can pay you. Ke Fen said to Qiu Fengyu and sat down.
"Let's cook dumplings for you!"
Qiu Fengyu brought over the hot dumplings, and then told SΓΉ Ke Fen how to dip the sauce, and Ke Fen ate it very deliciously. While eating, he asked Qiu Fengyu, "How are you going to live?" Today is my day off. β