They waited until more than eight o'clock in the evening. During this period, in addition to being bored and shaking in the car, Ma Lie and Lu Xueling drove out to eat when they were hungry, and then came back to squat, and they were in the car for the whole day!

At this time, it was the alumni appreciation meeting between Yang Ergongzi and Miss Hang University that reached the final high and climax, and a grand dinner was in full swing.

Lu Xueling thought that the time had come, and ordered Ma Lie to act quickly.

What made Ma Lie laugh and cry was that Lu Xueling's instructions were very vulgar.

She actually asked him to go to the public toilet behind the school auditorium and lurk. Moreover, it was not the men's toilet that asked him to enter, but the women's toilet!

Hearing this instruction, Ma Lie instantly became messy.

In half of his life, except in his mother's womb, he really hasn't been to the women's toilet half a time.

For many men, the women's toilet is obviously next door to the men's toilet, and the distance is just a wall, but for a normal man, it is a forbidden place with mystery and anticipation.

Lu Xueling didn't have any reason, and directly asked him to go to the women's toilet immediately. Ma Lie was worried that if he was discovered by a beautiful female alumnus, then he wouldn't want to continue to mix in Tunghai University.

On the contrary, once no one is discovered, Ma seems to be not shallow.

However, Ma Lie didn't want to take such a big risk, he would rather go to the ghost gate than go to the women's restroom to take the risk.

Besides, Lu Xueling is a woman, wouldn't it be most appropriate for her to go to the women's toilet to lurk.

Faced with Ma Lie's question, Lu Xueling first rewarded him with a violent shudder, and then told him confidently: "People have three urgency, the first of which is to go to the toilet, no matter how noble Miss Hang's status is, there is no toilet specially prepared for her in the school auditorium, so she can only go to the public toilet in the back to solve it." ”

And the bodyguards she brought were all men, and Yang Fulin was also men, no matter how awesome they were, they were embarrassed to go to the women's toilet with Hang Xuezhen, they could only guard outside the women's toilet. Therefore, Miss Hang is only alone when she is in the women's bathroom, and this time is also the best opportunity for you to get close to Miss Hang. ”

After listening to Lu Xueling's sharp analysis, Ma Lie suddenly opened his mouth and suddenly realized: "Xueling, you are really a genius, such a method is really powerful for you to think of." ”

Lu Xueling rolled her eyes and said: "You know my good intentions, Miss Hang doesn't have too many opportunities to go to the toilet, why don't you hurry up and lurk in advance?" ”

"Okay" dispelled the confusion in his heart, Ma Lie dared to hesitate and hurriedly got out of the car. After just running two steps, his mind suddenly thought of a special situation that might happen, and hurriedly turned around and asked, "Xue Ling, I'll wait to go to the women's toilet to squat and lurk, so what are you doing, aren't you going to help me put on a play?" ”

Lu Xueling said: "The situation can't catch up with the changes, I'll be responsible for helping you control the wind." ”

"Well, it's a good idea" Ma Lie responded in a daze, got out of the car and walked two steps before thinking of something, and then turned around and asked: "Xue Ling, in case, there is someone in the women's toilet, what should I do?" ”

Lu Xueling rolled his eyes and said, "Stupid, if you don't want to be discovered, you won't wait until no one is there to lurk in it?" ”

"Well, that's right!" Ma Lie scratched his head, took two steps forward, thought of something wrong, and turned around and asked, "But, I haven't been to the women's bathroom, how do I know if there are people inside?" If I go in and find someone inside, people will think I'm a hooligan, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

Lu Xueling's apricot eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Stupid, don't you have the technique of piercing through the wall, before you go in, just take a look in advance!" ”

"That's right!"

Ma Lie suddenly realized again, what had become so stupid in his brain?

Since he was with Lu Xueling, who was smart about Bingxue, his brain had hardly been used, and over time, he had become very stupid and demented, and he couldn't even distinguish between east and west, north and south.

"You're big, big idiot, hurry up and lurk, if there are any new instructions, I'll notify you by text message!"

"Well, I'm really a fool, let's go first!" Ma Lie laughed to himself, and took advantage of the darkness of the night to turn around and sneak towards the public toilet at the back of the auditorium.

In the auditorium in front of it is the song and swallow dance of the warbler, a lively scene. The public toilets behind the auditorium were quiet and peaceful, with the occasional sound of boiling water.

Ma Lie scanned the filamentous situation left and right, and after finding no suspicions, he swaggered to the men's toilet to make it convenient for his younger brother, and then used the perspective eye to conduct a deep scan of the women's toilet next door, and was disappointed to find that there were several female classmates in it, among which there were two beautiful girls who were still squatting on the tuba and chatting energetically

Seeing the shocking, fragrant and glamorous scenes next door, Ma Lie was surprised to find that he was really a big fool before. He has had a clairlight eye for so long, and he won't make good use of it, as long as he scans it casually, he won't see too many wonderful fragrant and bright things.

It's just that an ethereal word 'good person' in his mind has always imprisoned his supposed active thinking. As a young man with morals, ideals, and ambitions, Ma Lie knew that it was not appropriate to peek at girls going to the toilet, and it was strictly forbidden to do so.

In order not to startle the snake, and also to save the little purple yuan true qi left in his body, Ma Lie reluctantly withdrew the red light from the perspective eye, and helplessly squatted in the men's toilet and waited patiently for the opportunity.

I waited for more than half an hour. But there were too many girls going in and out of the women's toilet tonight, and the hard-pressed Ma Lie still didn't have much chance to sneak in.

Time passed minute by minute, and I stayed in the men's toilet for too long, and I was almost fainted by the smell of, feces and urine. For the sake of his mental and physical health, Ma Lie couldn't bear it, so he had to sneak out of the men's toilet first and wander near the door of the women's toilet to observe.

There are a lot of girls attending the dinner party in the auditorium today, and most of them have drunk drinking products such as champagne and red wine, and it is normal to go to the toilet frequently.

There were girls coming in and out of the women's toilet all the time, and Ma Lie had no chance to sneak in. The only fortunate thing is that until now, Hang Xue has really not been to the toilet!

If she was still a normal girl, she would go to the toilet sooner or later, and this time alone, there was not much time left for Ma Lie!

However, at this time, there were people in and out of the women's toilet, and according to this situation, Ma Lie was afraid that he would have to wait until the end of the dinner party before he had the opportunity to sneak into the women's toilet.

But at that time, Hang Xue had already returned to the castle happily with Yang Ergongzi, and Ma Lie was still waiting for Mao.

"Damn, I have to take the initiative to find a chance!" Ma Lie muttered secretly, but he couldn't force his way in, this small women's toilet was like a tiger's den in Longtan, like a netherworld underground, which stumped the good man, Ma Lie, for a while.

"Hey, Miss Hang is about to go to the toilet, have you sneaked in?" Just when Ma Lie was in a dilemma and at a loss, Lu Xueling quietly sent him a text message!

Seeing this text message, Ma Lie was like a treasure, and hurriedly replied to a text message: "There are always people in the girls' toilet, and I can't sneak in, what should I do!" ”

After a while, Lu Xueling sent a text message: "Stupid, I see that you are delicate, delicate and white skin, and have the potential to be a pseudo-mother." ”

Seeing this inexplicable text message, Ma Lie almost scratched his scalp before he thought of Lu Xueling's true meaning, could it be that she wanted us to pretend to be a girl and sneak in?

Look at the dim lighting in the women's restroom, if you don't look closely, the obvious outline between men and women should be able to hide the past?

Thinking of this, Ma Lie secretly made up his mind and strengthened his determination to go to Thailand It was wrong, it was the determination to pretend to be a pseudo-mother.

However, now that time is pressing, Miss Hang is about to come over to the toilet. To pretend to be a girl in such a short period of time is another cruel test for Ma Lie.

Looking around left and right, on a green forest path on the right side of the square, Ma Lie saw a pair of young men and women hugging each other, kissing me and me, and walking into the green forest path hand in hand.

Ma Lie is a junior at Tunghai University, so he naturally knows that at the end of the green forest path, there is a dense green forest, which is the best place for many boys and girls to seek excitement in the wild.

Seeing that the boy and girl were hungry and thirsty and quickly dived away, Ma Lie had already guessed what the dog man and woman were going to do next.

However, Ma Lie did not value the process of their cheating, but the dark green dress of the girl.

So Ma Lie sneakily followed, and in some dark corner of the woods, a dog man and a woman were fighting fiercely. Taking advantage of the darkness, Ma Lie quietly lurked behind the two, picked up the skirt scattered on the ground, and fled in the confused night.

A few minutes later, a tall, short, shredded girl appeared at the door of the women's restroom at the back of the auditorium in a dark green dress that did not fit.

I saw that the girl kept her head down, lingered at the door and hesitated for more than ten seconds, and after making sure that no one had entered behind, she took a deep breath and resolutely walked into the women's toilet.

The girl who just rushed into the women's toilet was actually a man, and the man who sneaked into the women's toilet was Ma Lie.

The first time he wore a skirt, xiati was cool and swishing, and it was also the first time he stepped into the women's toilet, and the first intuitive feeling was that the women's toilet was much cleaner than the men's toilet. There are no urinary pits in the men's toilet, only a few cubicles made of wooden planks.

The first thing Ma Lie smelled was as smelly as the men's toilet.

However, there is a faint fragrance in their stench.

In fact, it is a woman's unique smell, but in the eyes of a normal boy, it is an incomparably delicious fragrance, and I want to lick it when I smell it.

Although Ma Lie didn't have such a heavy mouth, he didn't resent the taste of this sass