"Oh my God! How could the Queen Mother say such a thing? What is her relationship with the Jade Emperor? Why can she set herself up as king? Isn't this a glare at me to give away my wife?"

At this time, my brain was dizzy, and I couldn't accept it: I shouted a voice of resistance: "No, never!"

The Queen Mother only said the key words: "Do you know what the master of the Guanghan Palace is? Only she can marry, and others have no right to speak!"

"Oh my God, Chang'e has too much power in her hands, and it is ridiculous that she can delete my relationship with the nun with a single sentence, and that she also married the stinky Wu Gangxu to her!"

I couldn't figure it out: "Is it a man marrying a woman, or a woman marrying a man?"

The Queen Mother also has a sentence to explain: "Whoever is in power has the final say! At home, the marriage of children is arranged by the husband and mother? In the palace, the marriage of slaves is mastered by the master! It seems that you still have to study hard and understand it deeply." ”

The nun jumped up and down and shouted, "No, the husband is mine!"

The Queen Mother moved her gaze to Chang'e's face and asked, "Where is Wu Gang?"

Chang'e glared at the nun and said, "She threw her into the crooked river, and she hasn't been salvaged until now." ”

The queen mother didn't say a word, she tapped the air with her hand, like a stone hitting the surface of the water, opened the ripples, flashed, and lit up into a circle, and there was no need to look for it, and the moonlight bowl was exposed, rolling around in the water......

I couldn't see if there was Wu Gang inside, and a big fish swam in front of me, biting the moonlight bowl with its mouth, and rushed forward......

A fish several times larger than it swam over to stop it: "You can't take this thing, I'm still useful." ”

If the big fish doesn't want to, they have to rush over......

The fish, which was several times larger than it, swept its tail violently and hit the big fish in the mouth, and flipped several times in succession, and the moonlight bowl flew away......

At this moment, the Queen Mother reached in with her hand, and without much effort, she took the moonlight bowl and pulled it out gently......

This move attracted the attention of all the immortals, and they stared at the ......

The nun desperately shouted: "He is not my husband, throw it as far as possible!"

The Queen Mother didn't open it, put the moonlight bowl in the air, and asked, "Who wants Wu Gang?"

Immortals, there were several men and women, raising their hands and shouting, "I want it!"

I was confused: "What do they want Wu Gang to do?

The Queen Mother dealt with the problem in the simplest way and introduced it to everyone: "The moonlight bowl is in the air, whoever grabs it is whoever?"

Several immortals, who are not men and women, use the fairy method to lock the moonlight bowl, however, the fairy method bounces back, but the moonlight bowl does not move......

This thing is really evil! Is Wu Gang in it?

I carefully observed with the eye of fire, and there was not only Wu Gang inside, but also the net that the moonlight lady had transformed......

He was in the net, like a little sheep, obediently staying, and I don't know how much he suffered.

The nun shouted, "He deserves it!"

Immortals who can distinguish between men and women, no one wants this thing. I don't know if there are three wives and four concubines in the family;

No

The fairies who are not men or women who want to face each other are crazy to grab the moonlight bowl together; when they fly up, they actually collide with several heads, hugging and calling tightly for a long time, but the moonlight bowl still does not move......

There was a flash in the air, and the moonlight lady appeared, gently holding the moonlight bowl with her hand and saying, "This is my thing, and it should be kept by me." ”

The immortals, who were neither male nor female, were dumbfounded, so they had to move their eyes to the queen mother's face and asked in unison: "Your Majesty, what does this mean?"

The Queen Mother smiled and replied, "There are rules for any game, and since someone gets it, it should belong to her?"

The more I looked, the more confused I became: Is Moonlight Niangniang going to marry Wu Gang as her husband? Is there a man next to Moonlight Niangniang?

Chang'e gently pushed me with her hand, meaning not to talk nonsense......

With a flick of her hand, the moonlight bowl disappeared, and she gently fell to Chang'e's side, facing the queen mother and said: "Your Majesty, the moon has many things, come one step next night, please atone for your sins!"

The Queen Mother's heart was wider than the sea, and she would not take this little thing to heart, so she looked at the table and shouted, "Find a place to sit down!"

There was an immortal in the immortal family who wanted to show off himself, and shouted: "Today is the birthday of the Queen Mother, and if you have good words, you have to send them!"

The Queen Mother was tired of the compliments and wanted to change the subject and say, "Great writers, bring out your good poems and let everyone share them!"

I immediately thought of lameness, it is impossible for a beggar like this to compose poetry, right?

Unexpectedly, he was the most powerful, and said: "Chang'e married a husband, it's better to let him do it first!"

Even Chang'e stood on the side of the other and said: "Master Rabbit, you can have a song!"

I'm illiterate, what kind of poems can I compose? Fortunately, my brain has stored a lot of Fan Litian's works, so I searched for them and shouted, "There is!"

All the immortals were stunned, especially the Queen Mother, who stared at the ...... with a curious gaze

I'm so nervous! If I let myself make a show, my brain will definitely go blank;

Chang'e also wants to see if I can do it, staring at ...... with a pair of encouraging eyes.

This is more or less a comfort to me: think about it and sing: "The queen mother's birthday is full of immortals, the peach feast is not to be seen, a wisp of wind blows in, and the thousand-year-old rhyme is praised." ”

Immediately, a woman shouted, "Good poetry!"

Everyone stared at the person who praised her: it turned out to be a nun, and they all thought it was strange......

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother also meant this, so she moved her eyes to the nun's face and said, "It's your turn!"

The nun spread out her helpless hands in a panic and said, "I won't?"

An immortal family has an opinion: "Since you can't, why do you say good poetry?"

The nun thought for a moment and replied, "If I think it fits the scene, I call it a good poem." ”

A fairy standing to the right of the Queen Mother spoke: "Your Majesty, you must do what you say!"

The nun panicked, her brain went blank, and she turned into a real big fool, staring at me with her eyes......

I glanced quietly at the Queen Mother and whispered in the nun's ear, and she jumped a few times

Shouted: "Got it!"

The immortals didn't squeak, they just stared...... The Queen Mother looked at her encouragingly......

The nun was very excited, and jumped up and down and read aloud: "The peach is very similar, what does it look like?"

I whispered into her ear, "That's how it should be." ”

The nun had no choice but to read aloud again: "Pan peach red circle is constricted; the hole in the mystery opens the fairy eye; Lang Zeng can see the face of the Qing; water dàng) bead curtain no, nothing?"

I had to whisper to her, "That's right!"

The nun stumbled and threw out a sentence: "Water dàng) bead curtain does not show face." ”

None of the immortals praised it, which is very disappointing!

The Queen Mother, however, clapped her palm lightly and said, "It is good! A blind man who does not know rhythm can read it, and it is good!"

The "hee-hee" voices of a group of women could be heard in the distance...... Draw all eyes to ......

Seven fairies floated in front of them, wearing colorful skirts, with wide sleeves and large skirts, covering their hands and feet tightly, turning half a circle along the edge of the table like the wind, stopping at the side of the Queen Mother, and making a big salute and saying: "Congratulations on Your Majesty's birthday!"

I've always been puzzled: this can only be called the Jade Emperor, why are these people like this, aren't they afraid that the short ones will hear it?

Chang'e gently pushed me with her hand, meaning not to let ......

A "hee-hee" sound came out......

The seven fairies saluted one by one, and inevitably said some nice words: "I wish Your Majesty happiness is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than Nanshan!"

The eyes of all the immortals were attracted by the gorgeous dresses of the seven fairies, and everyone showed a novel gaze.

I naturally stared at it for a long time, and I didn't know who the seventh child was. Legend has it that the youngest sister once went down to earth, found a stupid man, and had to die and live, so that the Jade Emperor was furious, and finally got her back, I don't know where to put the old face of the Jade Emperor?

Chang'e pushed me with her hand and whispered, "What are you talking about? How much do you know? What are the Seven Fairies?"

I shook my head vigorously, I really wanted to get close to them, all of them were dressed up so beautifully, I wonder if the taste of the seven fairies was the same?

The nun whispered into my ear, "What is this place, and the master's ambition should be reined in, right?"

All the beauties in the world are not as good-looking as the Seven Fairies! They all wear rainbow skirts; they all have "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple"; I don't know who is the eldest and looks about the same age?

Chang'e saw the scene, and she couldn't scold me, so she could only say: "The colorful skirt is made of the best fabrics, and the effect of moonlight can be seen clearly in the dark sky." ”

I had to quietly ask, "Who's the seventh?"

Chang'e was generous, and moved her gaze to the faces of the seven fairies and shouted: "Hey, let me introduce him; he is a simple rabbit master, and he is the husband I just married!"

The seven fairies looked over, smiled and looked left and right, and said, "Yes, more honest than Dong Yong;

The Queen Mother also wanted to say a few words: "Their affairs are still arguing, and the long-haired nun on the side is ......."