Chapter 47 Usefulness of Psychiatric Certificates
Nie Kang found a lawyer for Wei Kang, and as soon as he went according to the plan, Wei Kang put the responsibility on Liu Laoding, and showed the certificate of "intermittent transient mental disorder", and finally got out after paying a fine of 20,000 yuan.
It had been more than a week before he had entered.
After coming out, Guo Jian conveyed two explosive news to Weikang:
1. Liu Laoding, chairman of Zhengyangtong Steel Pipe Company, passed away because he had no children, and after legal procedures, his company was transferred to his wife Chen Ating to take care of!
Chen Ating!? Chen Ating!? Chen Ating is Liu Laoding's wife?!!! Wei Kang only felt that his head was big, and what was originally all a mystery made him even more confused.
2. Guan Yunxiao (Guan Lao Er), the boss of the Hun Tian Group, was temporarily not serving his sentence due to "intermittent transient mental disorder" and was detained in a psychiatric hospital for treatment. He also has no children, and he has no wife, and the company's internal board of directors decided that a qiē thing will be handed over to a company vice president named Naoto Inuyo, who holds the largest number of shares except for Guan Er.
Inukai Naoto?! The name of the country!!
Wei Kang was even more confused, there were so many mysteries waiting for him to investigate, and he felt a lot of pressure.
Right now, there is only one person he has the ability to investigate - Chen Ating!
Wei Kang repeatedly touted Chen Ating's suspicions:
1. Identity, she is a relative of the company's traitor Lao Meng, and Lao Meng defected to Guan Lao Er, she may also be.
Second, she had handed over the financing matters that should have been under the financial management of the company to the business, and if it were not for this provision, Lao Meng would not have been able to get the financial seal to stamp the IOU that harmed the company.
Third, the motive, after the account change was completed, she intercepted Liu Laoding, I don't know what the secret conversation with him was, maybe because of this secret conversation, Liu Laoding leaked the matter of changing the account with me, so that Guan Lao Er behaved!
Wei Kang suddenly called Nie Kang and asked him to arrange for him to meet with the "actor" who had fooled Chen Ating before.
The two ordered two set meals at KFC and sat down face-to-face at a two-person table, with the actor Chong Weikang handing over tissues.
This guy is too dogmatic too! Wei Kang said in his heart, he directly asked about the details of the actor who fooled Chen Ating in the Golden World.
The actor cleared his throat several times, took a big sip of the drink, and talked endlessly.
That eloquence, smooth sentences, concise vocabulary, clear organization, clear paragraphs, and mixed with feelings, as if talking about a book, listening to Wei Kang's feelings fluctuate with his every sentence, as if he was in the scene.
After listening, Wei Kang understood the incident very clearly, and reveled in the actor's language, constantly recalling the plot, I just felt that it was enjoyable, it was a pity not to be an actor.
During this period, Wei Kang learned the actor's real name - Lu Yingming.
After finishing the business, the two of them chatted about homely things before they finished eating.
"Big brother, do you want to host or perform when you go to school?" Wei Kang asked.
"Ahem! The excavator I learned, graduated from Lvxiang Technical School! ”
Wei Kang was stunned, "Oh mom, the real person doesn't show up, so why didn't you drive the excavator later?" ”
The actor shook his head, "Hey! I didn't graduate, don't mention it, it's all tears! After speaking, he wiped his hand on his eyes, like wiping tears, and then sobbed twice.
Wei Kang was shocked again, isn't it! This! This actor! It's too fast to enter the play!
"What...... Why didn't you graduate? Wei Kang asked.
"Hey! Follow along! In the end, I didn't pass the guò entrance exam, and I was directly knocked out! ”
"What?! There are also students in technical schools?! Wei Kang asked curiously.
"Hey! The school only makes money, as long as someone goes to the class, he will make money, if you want, you can also go as an auditor, you can listen to the class at the door, but you have to pay! ”
Ay! The two of them shook their heads and sighed together. In the era of profit, money gradually replaced feelings and became the bond of interpersonal communication.
After checking out and going out, the two left together, and suddenly a handsome young guy about twenty years old, white and clean, stopped Wei Kang, and the actor who walked a few steps heard the voice and suddenly returned.
The guy was carrying a paper tote bag in his hand, which contained a few things that looked like cosmetics, and there were three big characters on the bag - Acacia Bird.
"Dude! Hello! The handsome little guy stretched out his right hand in a friendly manner, with the palm flat and the four fingers vertically downward, so that he could shake hands in a formal manner.
Wei Kang reached out and shook his hand.
Then the handsome little guy gushed endlessly, foaming at the mouth, "Don't be nervous, buddy, I'm not robbing, not only don't rob, but I'll also give you something!" Let me introduce myself first, my name is Yan Jie. As he spoke, he shook the handbag with the word "Acacia Bird" printed on it.
Wei Kang glanced at the obscene smile of the actor who walked behind the little handsome guy.
The handsome little guy then said, "Ah...... Let me ask first, do you know the brand of Acacia Bird? ”
Of course, Weikang knows that Acacia Bird sells clothes, but this guy in front of him is holding a bunch of Acacia Bird cosmetics, is it a new brand? Or a liar?
Seeing the other party's enthusiasm, Wei Kang directly defined him as a liar, he was also interested, but wanted to see what tricks the liar was doing, he reached into his pocket and touched the fake police ID, and it was still there.
Wei Kang replied, "Of course I have heard of the brand of Acacia Bird!" Big brand! Old! Cosmetics, right? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The little handsome guy said a few times, "That's the case, we Acacia Bird has developed several new cosmetics, which will be on the shelves of major supermarkets in the next two months, and now RT-Mart, China Resources, Jiaxing!" All the major supermarkets have placed orders for us! ”
"Holy! That's awesome! Wei Kang flattered.
The little handsome guy continued to blow the sea, "In order to promote new products, we deliberately came down to investigate the market in person, I want to ask my buddy, what kind of shampoo do you usually use to wash your hair, and what kind of facial cleanser do you use to wash your face?" What kind of shower gel to use for bathing? ”
Wei Kang replied casually, "Use Reorouge to wash your hair, you don't need facial cleanser to wash your face, you use soap directly, and you use Yagami Flower Water for bathing, no, Liushen!" "Wei Kang has entered the realm of the King of Fighters 97, and often calls the six gods the name of his favorite character in the game - Yagami.
"Then can you help me register!" As he spoke, the guy took out a clip from his handbag and handed it to Wei Kang, "It's written here." ”
This liar is more professional, Weikang said secretly, took the clip, and the items to be filled in on it are: name, age, gender, contact number, and the cosmetics brand that he usually likes to use.
Wei Kang didn't want to leak his information, so he said impatiently, "Hey, you sell things and say you sell things, register these eggs!" As he spoke, he handed the clip to the little handsome man, and turned around to leave.
Who knew that the handsome little guy immediately ran over to intercept him, "Oh buddy, you are so anxious, you almost missed a big pie falling from the sky!" You know? From the moment I stopped your consultation, it proves that you have become our lucky user, and this bag of cosmetics is given to you for free! As he spoke, he handed the handbag to Wei Kang.
Hey! Weikang is also unpredictable, is this a liar? Are there still scammers who give away things?
Weikang took the bag suspiciously and found that there were three things inside, a bottle of shampoo, a bottle of shower gel, and a bottle of facial cleanser, all of which were Acacia Bird brands.
However, he took a closer look and found a problem, not only the national registration and certification mark on it was very rough, but even some words and pictures on the packaging were discolored, and he also saw typos......
No matter! Since it's a gift, I'll ask for it, so let's use it as a water gun and play with it! Wei Kang said thank you and left.
"Huh! Wait," the handsome little guy stopped him again, "don't worry, buddy." ”
Wei Kang guessed that the other party would not let go lightly and would not lie to you for some money, then he would not be a liar!
"That's right!" The handsome little guy said, "This bag of cosmetics is worth 138 yuan, and the cosmetics are free for you, but we also spent a lot of publicity money to promote this, so hehe, I have to charge you thirty-eight." ”
Weikang instantly understood that it was selling fakes in disguise, and it was estimated that the cost of these three bottles was not three yuan. Good guy, it seems that I have to educate you, Wei Kang reached for the fake police card in his pocket......
"Hey!" Behind the guy came the shouts of the actor.
What is this guy going to do? Wei Kang wondered, put down his police ID, and pulled his hand out of his pocket.
"Dude!" The actor said enthusiastically to the guy, "Such a good thing is sold so cheaply? Otherwise, I'll pay a hundred dollars, and you sell it to me? ”
No way! Is this man stupid? Wei Kang is unpredictable, this kind of obvious scam, he will also be fooled?
"Okay!" At this time, the little handsome guy immediately went to grab the handbag with Wei Kang. At this moment, Wei Kang saw the actor behind the guy winked at him twice in a row, and guessed that it was a code, it seems that this guy also wants to tease the liar.
Wei Kang let go of his hand, but he wanted to see how the actor acted in this play.
The actor got the cosmetics and took out the facial cleanser, "This thing, is it thin or thick!" ”
"Of course it's thick, but it's thick!"
"Hmph, okay, if it's mixed with water, I'm going to shoot you in the face!" The actor said, unscrewed the cap, and pointed the bottle to the little handsome guy, Zi~~~
"Hmph, thinner than water!" After the actor finished speaking, he threw down a bag of fakes.
The little handsome guy was hehe, and he was annoyed now, without the politeness just now, and directly swore words, "I cao......"
Bang Dang! The actor punched the handsome guy in the mouth, and he beat back what he didn't finish.
The little handsome guy wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and suddenly shouted: "The devil enters the village!" ”
Suddenly, more than a dozen guys carrying lovesick bird handbags poured out from all directions, surrounding Wei Kang and the actor.
It turned out that it was a code.
What kind of broken shadow emperor is this! Let's get into trouble! Wei Kang felt that sorrow in his heart.
Who knew that the actor was not in a hurry, and stretched out his hand in front of Wei Kang, "I heard that Brother Kang gave you a 'intermittent transient mental disorder' certificate, take it out!" ”
Wei Kang suddenly realized, I damn, this is a real certificate, and it is obviously better than a fake police card, I was addicted to using a police card before, and I forgot about this more awesome document!
Wei Kang handed the card to the actor, and the actor shook it in front of everyone with the certificate, "Those who can afford this are people with heads and faces, you weigh it yourself, can you afford to provoke it!?" ”
These crooks look at me, I look at you, and then they each shake their heads, and slowly disperse backwards, disappearing into the crowd.
After that, the actor enviously handed over the certificate to Wei Kang, "Oh, with a certificate in hand, you don't have to worry about traveling all over the world!" Take care, brothers! ”
Wei Kang weighed this small book, and envied Nie Kang: It's good to be powerful, you can get beautiful women, you can get respect, and you can get mental illness!
……
Wei Kang entered the building where the company was located, and when he came out of the elevator, he saw Lin Shuanghuan's face again, and Wei Kang felt angry in his heart: This/son, there is still a face back!
"Sir, may I ask what you are doing in my company?" Lin Shuanghua stopped Wei Kang and said in a tough tone.
Damn, am I not an employee of the company anymore?
Wei Kang said, "How to drop? Did the company fire me? ”
Lin Shuanghuan continued to put on a stinky face, "If you make a false account, of course you have to be fired, and the Minister of Human Resources Chang Xiao'e, she also cooperated with you to falsify, and opened it together, and the salary will not be paid to you!" ! ”
What the!? She wants me to get out? Originally, Lin Shuanghuan's words were very harsh, but Wei Kang, as a man, didn't bother to deal with her, but she let herself go, if it was a joke, it would be fine, but looking at this tone, it was obviously an insult to personality! How could Wei Kang, who had a better face, indulge her so much.
Wei Kang smiled, leaned his elbows on the front desk, and said very politely, "Miss Lin Shuanghuan...... I'm cao your mom ......"