Chapter 183: Half of the Nine Heads of the Case

The matter of single-talk is settled, but specifically which paragraph of Liu Spicy began to make trouble again.

The first thing he wanted to talk about was "The Biography of Jigong", which is Guo Xuan's unique skill, basically he will find time to say so many times every year, Liu La is also familiar enough with this story, and the audience also likes to listen to it.

But the problem is that the story of "The Biography of Jigong" is too long, thirteen main biographies, and an unknown number of foreign biographies, Guo Outline has been talking about it for three or four years in a row, and it has said less than one percent of the content.

Time is not a problem, the problem is that with such a long story, Liu La can't remember it clearly, and it is impossible to memorize it in such a short time. This kind of long-form story is all buckled one after another, and if you forget to say one of the contents, the story may not be able to go on later.

After thinking about it, Liu La finally decided to give up the story of "The Legend of Jigong".

Now that "The Legend of Jigong" has been abandoned, other similar four famous novels, as well as stories such as "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" and "Chu and Han Battles", can also be declared out. is similar to "The Legend of Jigong", although these stories are familiar and have a good audience, but because the content is too long, it is not suitable to tell.

And most importantly, there are generally a lot of fights in these stories, and Liu Spicy really doesn't want to talk about this kind of fight, it's too boring. In fact, not only Liu Ra is reluctant to say it, but most storytellers are not willing to talk about the content of the fight.

For example, Liu La's hometown Tianjin Wei has such a storyteller, this old man said that other content was particularly exciting, but he just didn't want to talk about the fighting scenes, so the old man created a way to talk about martial arts.

For example, Sui and Tang - "Shangyuan General's surname is Tang, and he holds two sledgehammers." Xia Yuan General rode a high-headed horse, holding a three-pointed two-edged spear, saying that it was too late and that was fast, and the two armies were in front of the two armies, and the two warriors whipped the horses, and the martial arts fought together. ”

When it comes to this kind of place, the old man generally doesn't continue to talk about it, and picks up the tea bowl to "suck" a sip of tea.

The old audience is okay, they have long been used to it, but the new audience doesn't know what's going on, and their heads are confused: "Hey, I'm happy to listen, what's wrong?" Why is there no movement all of a sudden? ”

At this time, it is time for an old audience to stand up and explain: "Don't talk, don't talk nonsense, wait!" ”

The new audience doesn't know what's going on, and they don't dare to speak anymore, so just wait.

Wait, wait, wait for two or three minutes, the old man finally spoke again, and slammed the table: "Look, they are still fighting." ”

After saying this, the old man stopped talking again, continued to wait, and after another two minutes, he slapped the table again: "It's over......"

It's not that the old gentleman is lazy, saying that stand-up is like this, for example, if the military general in the mouth slashes down, you actors have to do the same action. It's okay for the young man to say, an old artist in his seventies and eighties, if you let him follow along, the old man will have to die here on the spot.

Why did Mr. Shan Tianfang say that the storytelling in his later years was on the radio, because although his mouth was still sharp, his body couldn't keep up.

Of course, it's okay for the old gentlemen to say that, it looks playful and cute. But Liu La estimated that if he dared to say something like them, he would have to let the audience drag him off the stage and cut him with a thousand knives.

Removing these long stories, what is left is some short and medium-length stories, and Liu La finally chose a story called "The Nine-Head Case" that Guo Outline said in his previous life.

There are laughs at the beginning of this story, which is easier to say, and it is easy for the audience to get into it when they listen to it, and the actors themselves find it funny. In the previous life, Liu La liked to listen to this very much, it was his favorite joke, the only regret, this is actually a relatively old story, which has long been lost, so there is only half of it, and the content behind it is unknown.

The reason why Liu La wants to say this is also to leave a button and dig a pit for the audience. In fact, in the early years, many storytellers did this, deliberately choosing an incomplete story, and then halfway through it, telling the audience that the story was gone, it had been lost, and it was only circulated to this place, and everything behind it was lost.

What everyone hears now is all sorted out by me little by little, so this can only be heard here, and everyone still wants to continue listening, so I can only wait for me to sort out the rest of the story.

Just this sentence can make the audience wait for death, but at the same time, it also attracts the attention of a large number of audiences. It's like reading a novel, when you're halfway through it, suddenly the novel is gone, and you can suffocate people to death, and you're anxious about scratching your heart and liver.

Liu La's master Guo Outline is the best at this, all the stand-ups he has said, there are almost no few who have finished talking completely, and they must leave a tail and a pit for you, so that the audience will always be worried about it, and chase him every day and ask him, "Mr. Guo, what is the rest of this story, when can you tell it?"

Guo Outline replied immediately every time, happy, but in fact, he didn't think to say it at all, this is the most typical method of recruiting audiences from artists in the old society. Of course, if you have the ability, if you say that it is not fun and the audience doesn't like to listen to it, then it is useless to leave more buttons.

After taking his attention, Liu La informed his master and told him that he was going to tell the story of "The Nine-Headed Case".

Guo Xuan was quite surprised when he heard it, wondering why Liu La said this, until he heard Liu La's careful explanation, he finally agreed. But at the same time, it also reminded Liu La that although this story is only half-story, if it is well said, then it will be okay. But if it is said in general, there is not the second half, and the audience is estimated to have to scold the street.

Liu La is still very confident in this, after all, the way he is going to say it is to say it according to the performance method of Guo Outline in the previous life. Although Liu La's talent is not as good as that of his master, at least he is not too bad, and he is not so bad that he acts according to what others have acted in once, and he is still not good.

After the master and apprentice communicated, they finally paid attention and said this. And it has to be fast, it has to be in time for this time, and Liu La's news has not yet cooled down.

After the content of the performance was decided, that night, the official website of Deyun Club sent out the news that Liu La would perform stand-up comedy "The Nine-Head Case" in the next few days.

It's just that at this moment, Liu La didn't expect that this stand-up comedy would also bring some trouble to herself...... (To be continued.) )