"You...... Is it powerful? As Liu La's little burden was spoken, the audience burst into laughter.

The audience laughed, but several judges frowned, one of them was slightly chubby middle-aged, and whispered to another judge next to him: "Alas, now the cross talk industry is really declining, any actor can be on the stage, this kind of performance is too vulgar, and they should be sentenced to prison when they were put aside in the Cultural Revolution decades ago." ”

"Yes, Mr. Jiang, you are right, our cross talk should be aimed at educating the world, how can we be funny for the sake of being funny, this kind of show should get zero points." The other judge's mouth was high-sounding, but his face was full of flattery.

Just these two judges, wearing small suits and smearing their red faces, look like North Korean government officials at first glance. One of them, Liu La, has also seen that the chairman of the jury of this cross talk contest is also the Jiang Bo who was scolded by Guo Outline at the apprenticeship banquet in Liuchuanyuan a few years ago.

Jiang Bo has been mixing well in the past few years, talking big, making small money, and flattering him. In addition, there has really been no talent in the mainstream cross talk industry over the years, so that a product like him has even been mixed into the position of vice chairman of the Chinese Music Association, which is simply a big joke in the world.

After Jiang Bo became the vice chairman, he pondered every day how to harm Guo Outline once to repay the shame of the year. After Guo Outline's accident last time, the reason why it caused so much turmoil was because he was obstructed. And the reason why Uncle Yan scolded Liu La on the blog was also instructed by him.

However, it is a pity that these two things were finally resolved, and Liu La even became unexpectedly popular because of scolding, which is called stealing chickens and not losing rice.

During this time, Jiang Bo was pondering new ways to harm people. At this time, he learned that Liu La actually came to participate in the cross talk competition. Jiang Bo was so happy in his heart, "You call heaven a way not to go, and hell has no way to surrender." In this competition, I have to make your master and apprentice ugly! ”

Jiang Bo's heart was already dirty, but what he thought, Liu La didn't know.

On the stage, Liu La and Mr. Zhang's cross talk continued.

Liu La: "I'm just asking you, is your pressure great?" Anyway, in this competition, the pressure on me is quite large, thanks to you, I am not afraid of you when I am always here. For example, if I am a star in the sky, then you are the sun. ”

"Oops." Mr. Zhang: "Am I so important?" I've never heard you mention it. ”

Liu Ra spread his hands: "Then you see, if I want to be insulin." ”

Mr. Zhang: "So who am?" ”

Liu La: "You're diabetic." ”

Mr. Zhang: "Okay, that's how you match it. ”

Liu La: "Another comparison, if I were a dance star. ”

Mr. Zhang: "What about me?" ”

Liu Laxiao: "Then you are a steel pipe seller." ”

The audience music: "Phew. ”

Liu La: If I'm happy, you're a gray wolf.

Mr. Zhang: "Heh, what do you have here, why do you have cartoons coming out?" ”

Liu La sighed: "Look, don't worry, there's more." If I were an apple. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Then what am I?" Am I a princess? ”

"That's not right." Liu La shook her head: "If I am "Apple", then you have to be "Lust Caution". ”

"Flutter." The audience who knows something about these two masterpieces is all happy.

After the laughter subsided, Liu La said again: "The front is just a little joke with everyone, the reason is not crooked, and the laughter is not good." ”

Mr. Zhang: "That's right, there is such a local saying. ”

Liu La nodded: "But the joke is true, but the pressure is also true." ”

"Yo?" Mr. Zhang was puzzled: "What pressure do you have?" Speak up and let's all have fun. ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, this can be live." Liu La glared at him: "The pressure of life is everywhere." For example, friends who are familiar with me know that my family runs a restaurant, and he will be under pressure to open a restaurant. ”

"Really? What a pressure method, you tell the big guys. Mr. Zhang asked him.

Liu La nodded: "In the early years, when I was a small restaurant, I had pressure, and in those years, I always wanted to be the leader of the catering industry, so I named my restaurant - Liu Boss, the hotel." ”

Mr. Zhang shook his head: "Oh, it's not easy to say." ”

Liu La: "But it's not easy to say, it's just that this hotel has no guests when it opens." It took more than half a month to open it, and this was the first time that two guests were ushered in. ”

Mr. Zhang: "It's good to be a guest, this is a good start." ”

Liu La: "You listen to me and learn from you, come two people, and ask me as soon as you come in, are you Mrs. Liu's hotel?" ”

Audience: "Phew, haha, how did you come up with this?" ”

Mr. Zhang was also happy: "Okay, these two eyes are not very good, and they can see two more points." ”

Liu La shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You don't think about it, this restaurant is called this person can come, it has been open for less than two months, and it has been successful." ”

Zhang Wenshun: "Alas, failure is the mother of success, what happened after that, what happened after that?" ”

Liu La gritted his teeth: "I have to insist on it after that, the rent hasn't expired yet." I pondered, the reason why no one comes to my hotel is mainly because it is not distinctive. You see, people have done Sichuan, Shandong, and Cantonese cuisine, and I have to make something different from them. ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "That's right, that's right." ”

Liu La: "I thought about it, I decided to sell Henan cuisine? ”

Zhang Wenshun: "Huh? Is there a cuisine in Henan? ”

Liu Labai said: "Yu Cai, don't you know? It's spread far and wide. That's what I'm going to do, I'll make a restaurant for Kaifeng. I made it very foreign. ”

"Western?" Mr. Zhang wondered: "What kind of foreign method do you have?" ”

Liu Lale: "Hey, isn't it popular to get the initials now, I also get this, Kaifeng Cai, KFC." And our family has its own spokesperson, my grandfather is a big star, and the country is an actor. I took a picture of the old man with all white hair and glasses, and I found someone to put it on the plaque. Oops, it's so beautiful when I think about it! ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Good guy, aren't you afraid that people will beat you?" ”

Liu La: "Who beat me?" What are you doing with me? Hit from this bowel movement changed, hey, I tell you, business is booming. It's just that every time I pass by the door of KFC, the girls always smack me. ”

Zhang Wenshun shook his head helplessly: "You deserve it, who let you copy someone's brand." ”

Liu La: "Hey, I am familiar with what you say, and the businessmen who sealed my hotel also said the same. ”

"Okay!" Mr. Zhang: "It's all sealed?" ”

Liu La: "It's not sealed, saying that I plagiarized other people's trademarks." I thought about it, KFC won't get out of the way, or I'll just get an authentic western restaurant. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Authentic? Would you still do this? So what do you buy? ”

Liu La: "Ha, you don't know this, our family's ancestral craft, old London fried noodles." ”

"Get out of here!" Mr. Zhang pushed him: "Old London still has fried noodles?" ”

Liu Spicy neck: "Yes! Not only the old London fried noodles, we also have Pakistani fried dumplings here, which ******** chaos. All of them are the specialties of our store, the signature dishes. ”

"Well, you're absolutely awesome too." Mr. Zhang was helpless: "Then how is your business?" ”

Liu La: "How can it be good?" If you don't make money, you lose money. So I changed it again, and I changed it to selling pizza, and I don't have a Pizza Hut, so we call it a Pizza Hut. ”

"Well, I can't get a good name from this one." Mr. Zhang.

Liu La: "But it's not good, people don't come in to eat, saying it's unlucky." So I changed it again and switched to selling Korean food. ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "Yes, Korean things have been very popular in recent years, and this time it should be done." ”

Liu La: "If you say it, you can't be wrong." Isn't there a Korean restaurant called Mingyue 3,000 miles, I also learn from him, why are people called 3,000 miles, because they have a land area of 3,000 miles. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Yes, that's right. ”

Liu La: "His name is 3,000 miles, our ancient civilization is an ancient country, 5,000 years old, we will call it 5,000 years." Let's fight him, his name is Mingyue, Mingyue, Mingyue, Moon and Sun. Hey, this name is there, his name is Mingyue 3,000 miles, let's call it Bairi 5,000 years. ”

Mr. Zhang: "I'll you." ”

Audience: "Haha. This section is interesting, more coke than the previous ones. ”

……

In the applause of the audience, this small work was finished, Liu La and Mr. Zhang bowed to the audience and thanked them, and then waited for the judges' judgment.

In fact, if you go further, there can be a lot of this section, but the time is limited, and they can only get stuck in this place.

Now that the show is over, it's time for the judges to comment.

The host stood up and said formulaically to the judges: "Several judges, please comment on the performances of the two actors." ”

As soon as the host's voice fell, Jiang Bo couldn't wait to speak: "I don't have anything to say about this work, just four words, heartbreaking." Friends, is cross talk used to be funny? Of course not! We just use funny ways to attract the attention of more audiences, so as to transmit truth, goodness and beauty to the audience, and criticize fake and ugly, which is the foundation of cross talk. To be honest, from the works of these two actors, I can't hear any meaning, meaningless funny, that's a piece of waste paper, you guys, it's too vulgar! ”

"Wow."

Hearing Jiang Bo's words, there was an uproar under the stage.

Originally, the audience thought that Liu La and Mr. Zhang's work was very funny and liked it very much. They thought that this cross talk would get a high score, but they never expected that when it came to the judges' mouths, this funny work would be belittled as worthless, and even inferior to the boring things before.

At this moment, the audience was a little confused, and they all talked with the people around them, and the scene was chaotic all of a sudden......