In the face of the sharp complaints of the ghosts, King Qin didn't even blink his eyelids. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Just like Du Zhixuan once said, the ghosts and ghosts in this world have been wandering in the world for a long time, and the memories of the past have slowly faded. Except for the obsession that appeared in their hearts at the moment before death, nothing else was taken to their hearts at all.

And even this so-called deepest obsession will inevitably slowly turn into nothingness in the monotonous and boring life day after day, and be replaced by a thick boredom and emptiness.

In this case, many ghosts and ghosts will inevitably give birth to a temperament of "watching plays" and "complaining".

Because he has not dealt with people for many years, the so-called "intrigue" has also been thrown to the back of the head by ghosts, and one by one has become more "frank and unpretentious".

It's just that, chatting with the ghosts, and complaining to others, the other party can still hear and give a due response, which are two different things!

If it weren't for this, even if Du Zhixuan had the "King of Hell" system, she couldn't easily order the ghosts to give her a series of help when she first entered the beam.

Now, in addition to Du Zhixuan, there is finally a second person who can hear them, how can they not be "excited and excited"?

What's more, this is still the famous "evil star" King Qin!

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Seeing that the ghosts were talking more and more "excessively", about to step on the "soft underbelly" of King Qin, and angering King Qin, Du Zhixuan coughed lightly, her narrow phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and looked at the many "hi" ghosts and ghosts with warning.

"Give me 'enough to stop'!"

The ghosts were stunned for a while, and soon, they changed their faces to sad and aggrieved.

"Boom...... The beauty doesn't love us anymore, and the beauty empathizes and doesn't fall in love! My whole heart is cold! ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Beauty, please don't abandon us! For you, we are willing to 'go to the soup and do whatever it takes'! ”

"Whoa...... I knew that 'those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black', the beauty must have been affected by 'Facial Paralysis Qin', so they will treat us so fiercely! ”

"If we knew this, we should have worked together to stop the 'Facial Paralysis Qin'!"

……

The corners of Du Zhixuan's mouth twitched, and she no longer had the slightest desire to complain about these "funny" ghosts.

At the critical moment, it was still General Guan who waved his big knife and successfully slapped these "humble" sobbing ghosts and ghosts away.

"Bastards! Get out of the way, don't delay the time of the little masters' prenatal education! ”

"Prenatal education?!"

"Whew, General Guan, goddess, kneel and beg to keep a ghost under the knife!"

"Fools, get out of the way, it's my turn today!"

"Get out of here, it's obviously my turn today!"

"! Didn't you say okay, don't you beat the ghost in the face? Which bastard actually took advantage of my inattention to get out of here! Today, grandpa is going to teach you how to be a ghost! ”

……

There was another chaotic dispute, and by the end, the ghosts had been torn apart, and the whole scene was extremely chaotic.

And, General Guan and Imperial Physician Lin, the two gods of the ghost world, no, it should be said that they are the bosses of the ghost world, one holding a knife and the other holding an umbrella, quietly watching this scene.

Occasionally, the two of them met for a moment, and information flowed only to them.

Is...... What a bunch of stupid ghosts!

Even if, after getting along with each other over the years, Du Zhixuan has clearly understood that this group of ghosts and ghosts seems to be shrewd and difficult to mess with, but in fact they are particularly "silly and sweet", but Du Zhixuan still didn't expect that every day, these ghosts and ghosts can be stupid to a new level!

Glancing at the two Imperial Physician Lin and the general, who were silently watching, Du Zhixuan only felt that she should give tears of sympathy to these ghosts in front of her who were beating each other to truly deduce the eerie and terrifying effect of ghost movies.

-- This is really "death" with life!

Otherwise, if you change to someone else, you will tell others about your weaknesses without hiding when you are prenatal education?!

Even, in order to drive away the ghosts of others, no, and others, he even leaked all kinds of secrets more than once.

It can be said that because these ghosts and ghosts did not hesitate to violently violate their privacy, not only opened King Qin's eyes, but also made Du Zhixuan's "King of Hell" system suddenly upgraded, unlocked more detailed and perfect functions, and improved Du Zhixuan's "Career Treasure Book" skills a lot!

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King Qin had already opened the Analects and continued to read to Du Zhixuan's stomach. It has a faint and hoarse deep voice, which is a sexy voice that makes people feel that "their ears are about to get pregnant".

Du Zhixuan listened with a smile in her eyes, and from time to time she discussed with King Qin an allusion to a sentence in the Analects, and did not feel that King Qin's actions were a little too redundant.

Although, at the moment, she is less than half a month pregnant. Strictly speaking, the child in the womb has not yet taken shape, let alone can understand the topics discussed by the two? But, so what?!

You must know that Daliang is advocating "three wives and four concubines" in ancient times! In such an era, even if you have a heart-to-heart with the King of Qin early; Even in this world, only one's own destiny can resist the invasion of King Qin's "evil qi"; However, Du Zhixuan still did not dare to entrust everything to the "mandate of heaven".

Love and marriage need to be managed with care.

Just like now, if you want to really stimulate King Qin's "fatherly" heart, let King Qin take on the responsibilities of "being a father", and let King Qin truly understand the hard work of a woman in pregnancy, childbirth and raising children, you must start from these small details!

The ghosts and ghosts who didn't know Du Zhixuan's "little calculations" in their hearts, when King Qin was reading and reading was dry, and when they were drinking tea and resting under Du Zhixuan's persuasion, I complained again about what you said.

"Stupid mortals are too uncreative, there are many ways to become a pillar of Chaoyan, and it doesn't have to be 'both civil and military'."

"Please, you say, 'both civil and military', is it done?! Every time I hear you say adjectives like 'both civil and military', 'handsome and elegant', and 'personable', I want to spit out all the things I have eaten in my life! ”

"Idiot! The sons of Little Beauty and 'Facial Paralysis Qin', do they still need 'both civil and military'? In terms of the earning power of the little beauty and the 'facial paralysis Qin', even if they give birth to a dozen sons and daughters, they can let them sleep on the gold and silver treasures without production, and they can live comfortably without doing anything for the rest of their lives, how good! ”

"Bastard! Do you want the little beauty to raise a big nest of 'sons' with 'facial paralysis Qin'?! ”

"Calmly, we must believe in the necessity and rationality of the existence of the phrase 'dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and sons born of mice will make holes'."

"Actually, I think the little beauties and the sons of 'Facial Paralysis Qin' can consider embarking on another unique path, or the kind of 'no one before and no one after'!"

"Yes, yes, yes! That's right! With a pair of 'yin and yang eyes', you can do a lot of 'unexpected' work. For example, the first arrest of Daliang, the first litigator of Daliang, the first coroner of Daliang, etc., only you can't think of it, and you can't do it without you. ”