Chapter 25: Outwitting the Bandits 1
After breakfast the next day, Lu Caiyun went back to his residence to pick up his luggage, and as soon as he opened the bedroom door, he saw Chen Bo sitting on the bed and smiling at himself, and the corners of his mouth twitched and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Don't hurry up and let the luggage load up the wagon, it's time to leave later. ”
"Xiaoyun, I have prepared two sets of men's clothes for you and Xiaochun, you can change them later!"
"Why should we change men's clothes?" Lu Caiyun asked puzzled.
"I've heard that the bandits are very, and after a while they will come down the mountain and snatch the women to the mountain."
"Is there such a thing?"
"I'd rather believe it, for the sake of precaution, you better put on men's clothes!" After speaking, he threw Caiyun a men's dress.
"That's it, but Xianggong, I didn't wear men's clothes, wouldn't it be ugly to wear?"
"If it's ugly, it's the best."
"Xianggong, what do you mean, do thieves also like men?." Lu Caiyun teased at Chen Bo.
"Would a thief like a man?" The corners of Chen Bo's mouth twitched.
"There are more perverted thieves, for the sake of insurance, why don't you also put on makeup and dress yourself ugly?"
"Your husband and I look like a talent and a dignified appearance, so I don't dress myself ugly. Xiaoyun, you quickly change into men's clothes and let your husband take a look. ”
Lu Caiyun saw that Chen Bo brought him a light green men's deep coat, hurriedly plugged in the door, took off his coat and changed into his body, and changed his clothes, Lu Caiyun deliberately walked in front of Chen Bo and turned around and asked: "Look, Xianggong, is it okay to wear men's clothes for your wife?" ”
"Xiaoyun, the two of us standing together are probably not going to look at me."
"How can it be, Xianggong is a talent, personable, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom." Lu Caiyun deliberately teased Chen Bo again.
"Xiaoyun, don't laugh at me, you look in the mirror and look at yourself in men's clothes." Chen Bo pointed to the bronze mirror and said.
Lu Caiyun walked to the bronze mirror and looked at himself in the mirror and said: "Xianggong, can you comb a man's hair ornament for me, what's the use of me only changing into men's clothes, the hair ornament is still a woman's, people know that I am a woman at a glance." ”
"No wonder I look pretty, it's because of the woman's hair accessories. You wait for me to call Koharu to come over and comb your beautiful men's sideburns. After Chen Bo finished speaking, he went out with a smile.
After a while, Koharu pushed the door and came in. looked at Lu Caiyun, who was dressed in men's clothes, and asked; "What kind of men's hair ornament is Miss so good?"
"Xiaochun, for our safety, not only you, Miss I, want to dress up as a man, you also want it, this is yours to change into quickly." After Caiyun finished speaking, he threw a men's dress to Koharu.
Koharu was embarrassed and said, "Miss, why do we wear men's clothes?" ”
"Xianggong said that there is a group of thieves on Su Mountain, who specialize in robbing women like you and me."
"Uncle is scaring us, if there are really bandits, why weren't we robbed when we came." Koharu said with a twitch at the corner of his mouth.
"Uncle Su said that the gang of thieves only robbed the merchants who came out of Suzhou, and all the merchants who entered Suzhou were allowed to go."
"What kind of robbers are this, it is clear that they are only robbing goods, not money."
"No, they're grabbing both goods and money."
"Then why don't they grab the merchants in Suzhou?"
"They may think that they are local to Suzhou who come in, and those who go out must be outsiders." Lu Caiyun analyzed.
"What kind of people are they! A bunch of fools. ”
"Okay, don't care if they're stupid or not, you can comb my hair first." Caiyun urged.
Xiaochun helped Lu Caiyun comb his hair accessories, and he also changed into men's clothes and combed his headwear, Xiaochun had just combed his hair, when he heard someone knocking on the door, he opened the door and saw that it was Chen Bo, and hurriedly asked, "Is there something wrong with my uncle?" ”
"Are you ready? If it's ready, we're on our way. ”
"Ready, Xianggong, Koharu, you go and call the coachman to come in and help carry the luggage."
Seeing Caiyun dressed as a son, Chen Bo smiled and said, "I'll change my clothes later." ”
"What do you change? It's not going to be a man dressed as a woman, is it? Lu Caiyun looked at him and asked.
"You'll find out later, keep it secret for now." Chen Bo smiled mysteriously.
Seeing the coachman loading the luggage into the carriage, a few people walked out of the gate of the house, and just went out to meet Su Hang, who was about to look for them, Su Hang saw Caiyun's men's dress and smiled and said, "Xiao Bo, have you packed your luggage?" ”
"Uncle Su has already cleaned up." Lu Caiyun said busily.
"Then let's go to Zhuangzi to load silk!"
A few people went out of the gate as accompaniment, Xiaochun's eyes were sharp, and at a glance he saw Mu Yang waiting outside the door dressed in women's clothes, his face was full of fat powder, and he lost a woman's hairstyle, and Wang Kan, who was standing next to him, was also dressed as a little maid. Xiaochun smiled and walked up to Caiyun's ear and said, "Miss, look at Mu Da catching heads." ”
Caiyun also saw Muyang dressed as a woman, so she smiled and said, "Well, yes, maybe it's the kind that thieves like." ”
Xiaochun deliberately ran to Muyang and asked with a smile: "Uncle, this woman is wearing heavy makeup, and she looks like a fireworks woman, if you really want to take her back to Suzhou, aren't you afraid that my young lady will be jealous?" ”
"Xiaochun, you ......" Muyang was reluctant to pretend to be a woman, but when Xiaochun said this, he couldn't speak.
"Muyang, don't listen to her, her appearance is not as good as yours." Lu Caiyun was busy clearing the siege.
Seeing Lu Caiyun dressed in men's clothes, Mu Yang said embarrassedly: "What the young lady said is very true. ”
"What do you say? I don't look as good as you. Let everyone judge who looks good, you see what kind of lady you look like, at best, you are a dominatrix. Koharu said angrily.
"Okay, don't make any noise, let's go to Zhuangzi and put up silk!" Chen Bo said impatiently.
Xiaochun glanced at Muyang, walked over and helped Lu Caiyun into the carriage, Chen Bo saw Caiyun get into the carriage, and then went up, and soon they arrived at the 'Su's Silk' Zhuangzi, Su Hang first gave Caiyun, Chen Bo was optimistic about the silk, and then asked people to load the silk into the carriage, Lu Caiyun took out a hundred taels of silver, and made an IOU of one hundred taels of silver, and handed it to Su Hang. Then a few people pulled the silk on the road after Su Hangqian's instructions.
All the way to Anning, just when he was about to arrive at Sushan, Chen Bo asked the coachman to stop, and asked Muyang to change into a new wedding dress, put on a red hijab, and he changed into the groom's dress, and Chen Bo said to Lu Caiyun: "Xiaoyun come down, let's ride a horse, and let Xiaoyang take the carriage." ”
Lu Caiyun got down from the carriage and saw Chen Bo's dress and said with a smile: "Xianggong, which girl are you marrying?" ”
"Who else can there be, of course, the daughter of the Mu family, Miss Muyang." Wang Kan said badly on the side-
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