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(At the beginning of another month, No. 1 was broken because of his body, and he didn't explain, and updating is more important than explaining!) Anger repays everyone with practical actions! Today's three watches! There will be three more tomorrow! Day after tomorrow...... It depends! Hehe, the monthly pass is powerful, and the anger will be returned three more! Three more, three more, three more! )
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"Oops, hey, hey......." Before the samurai could finish speaking, he found that he was sitting in the cab again.
Is it all a dream!?
Looking out of the car door, all the qiē outside flashed backwards like a lightning speed, and in front of it was the Jingkuni Shrine, and the tragedy of the car accident was about to happen!
Jump out of the car, the big car behind is much wider, and if you jump down, you will be crushed to death by the wheels of the big car, don't jump!? Hehe, it's definitely a ball of meat sauce yourself!
"Dead, big brother! Big brother is dead! ”
At this time, Li Huaifeng and everyone saw that the car had rushed into the gate, and the whole world could not stop this tragedy!
Mori Kogoro asked, "Mr. Li, what now!?" ”
Li Huaifeng turned around and nodded at Maori Kogoro: "Good luck!" ”
"Scared!?" The three people in the car had long been as pale as earth.
Li Huaifeng carried Mu Ziying: "If you can survive......." ”
The three of them asked together, "How's it going!?" ”
Li Huaifeng said: "Then the fate is too big!" ”
Li Huaifeng said and felt that Mu Ziying was pulling the corner of his clothes, and when he looked back, the house was in front of him.
Li Huaifeng put down Mu Ziying and hugged him in his arms: "Prepare Officer Mu, the next thing is **!" ”
Mu Ziying rolled her eyes, eager to bite Li Huaifeng to death.
Jokuni Shrine.
A symbol of Japan's national Shinto, it is home to many of Japan's Class A war criminals, and in the eyes of the Japanese, it is just a place to worship the dead. But in the eyes of a qiē peace-loving person, it is a dirty location.
At this time, an old Japanese man in a kimono was looking at the tablets of the war criminals in the main hall, and his little grandson licked a lollipop and held his hand next to him.
"Grandpa, why are there so many tablets here?" The little one asked innocently.
"Oh! Search and kill inside! The old man narrowed his eyes and said, "This is a place to worship the dead, and the people here have fought for our country, they have traveled thousands of miles to fight in the east and west, they are heroes, and they are people we should remember!" ”
"Oh!? That's amazing! ”
The old man touched the child's head: "In the future, my grandson will be like these heroes, and become a hero who dedicates himself to the country and be remembered by future generations." You see, though they are dead, their wisdom will live on for eternity! Aromatic Bandai! ”
The old man closed his eyes as he spoke, and took a hard breath of air: "The gliding direction here is a portrayal of their life, and people with such a heroic life will never make people feel stench." ”
Bang!
Just as the old man was smiling and touching the boy's forehead, a large truck whizzed past from behind, slamming through the big wall of the tablet in front of him, whistling past!
The valve behind the manure pumping truck had already been broken, and from the moment it rushed into the Jingkuni Shrine, the pipe began to snap around like a dragon's tail, and the spout was whistling and continuing...... Forehead...... Spray manure.
At this time, as soon as they passed by the two of them, a thick, turbulent, full of strength, moderate color, containing boiling heat and texture of the powder soup directly on the faces of the two masters.
Both the old man and the child seemed to lose their reaction to the qiē in front of them.
The two of them still had their mouths open, and their expressions of surprise were difficult to contain, and the burnt liquid slowly flowed out of their long mouths.
The child looked at his lollipop: "Grandpa, it stinks, isn't it?" ”
The old man wiped the burnt yellow soup from the lenses of his glasses, smacked his mouth, and nodded: "It seems to ...... It's. ”
Li Huaifeng jumped out with Mu Ziying in his arms, he tried his best to protect Mu Ziying, but Mu Ziying's body was too big, not as petite as other girls, so he couldn't protect it thoroughly, so he had to protect his head and body.
The small sports car in front of it was smashed into a piece of scrap metal almost instantly, and it was crushed into a small lump.
In the large truck behind, Mori Kogoro held the steering wheel hard, and as a result, the car went on a rampage all the way .......
Because Japanese buildings are made of wood (the Japanese protect against earthquakes) and are not as strong as reinforced concrete, all the houses are almost destroyed by heavy trucks.
Maori's driving skills are really good, he may have been calculated or somehow, he just happened to travel all over the entire Jokuni Shrine, the main hall, the main hall, the toilet hall, and the worship hall...... Almost no one was spared, and everywhere they passed, people turned on their backs, and everywhere they went, they stinked.
The manure pumping pipe, which was like a silver snake dancing wildly, frantically released a charred and blackened powder soup, countless tablets, lanterns, and memorial walls...... It's all been repainted.
Eventually, the car rolled over and dragged it back to the original hall.
The car finally stopped, and the two Japanese in the car had long since lost their sights, and Mori Kogoro was lying in the driver's building in prostration, covered in dung, and seriously injured.
Someone around began to appear cautiously, and after looking and making sure that the big monster had stopped, they couldn't help but come over and check it.
The grandfather and grandson were still staring blankly at Yiqiqi in front of them at this time.
After a round of stock exchange, a large area is a mess, and the refreshing smell of dung soup is everywhere, and here, you don't have to worry about rhinitis at all.
What had just been a quiet, elegant, and fragrant place of worship turned into a ...... in an instant Open-air toilets are generally .......
Maori Kogoro barely exposed his upper body from the car building, and Xu said weakly: "Help...... Help me....... ”
"Eight Tooth Road!" A Japanese man was the first to react and immediately rushed up in a rage to beat him.
At this moment, a figure jumped over with a swish, kicked the Japanese away, picked up the mori Kogoro who was dying, pulled him out of the car building and ran all the way to the outside of the main hall.
"Chase! They must not be allowed to escape! The man shouted, and the others who were not injured, or who were not seriously injured, also stood up to catch up with Li Huaifeng and the others.
At this time, the car suddenly exploded with a bang! 、
The strong shock wave swept everyone away, and at the same time, the remaining half of the box of feces inside was all excited by the explosion...... and if you look down, a huge yellow flower was drawn in the entire Jokuni Shrine with this as the center.
This time it was too thick and pure, and many people vomited at the time.
People couldn't pursue Li Huaifeng at all, so they had to take care of each other and save people .......
Hirozo Saito received a call: "What!?" Our brothers were hit and killed six!? Blown up and killed four!? What is the matter with stool suffocating into the trachea and dying!? What about Li Huaifeng? Is he dead? ”
Saito Xiaozo gritted his teeth and said, "You mean, that grandson drove a manure pumping truck and raced with samurai, and finally inexplicably hit and killed several of our brothers, and then the truck exploded...... In short, Li Huaifeng and that chick are gone, and we have suffered a lot of losses, right? ”
"It's your uncle! Rubbish! A bunch of rubbish! Saito smiled and said, "How to deal with it!" ”
Li Huaifeng carried one, dragged one, and walked like flying! After a few alleys and intersections, I stood on the side of the road.
"Well, okay, I'll just stay here and don't move." Li Huaifeng hung up the phone.
According to Xia Xinyi's instructions, Du Gongfeng drove another car to this intersection, picked up Li Huaifeng and Mu Ziying, and the car sped away.
Sniff, sniff, Du Gongfeng's nose moved a few times, and he felt a foul smell permeating the entire car: "What stinks so much?" ”
"It's Japanese." Li Huaifeng replied: "I stuffed a Japanese in your trunk." ”
"Oh, then I understand." Du Gongfeng didn't ask anymore.
Li Huaifeng saw Mu Ziying glaring at him, his big eyes revealing a large area of whites, and his black-eyed Ren'er stared at him motionlessly.
"Why are you staring at me? I saved you, you have to have a conscience! Li Huaifeng said aggrievedly.
Mu Ziying was still glaring.
Li Huaifeng scratched his head: "You are such a strange person, you don't speak, you just stare at people with your eyes." ”
Du Gongfeng glanced at Li Huaifeng and Mu Ziying in the rearview mirror, sighed and said, "How can she talk with her mouth gagged, you have saved her for so long, and you don't loosen your ties or let her speak." Then he suddenly remembered something and seemed to turn around: "Do you like this taste!?" ”
Li Huaifeng looked at him and asked suspiciously, "What taste?" ”
Du Gongfeng waved his hand: "It's okay, you can untie her quickly!" I feel like she's trying to kill you. ”
Li Huaifeng gently pulled the gauze from Mu Ziying's mouth, and Mu Ziying immediately broke out! It seems that he hasn't spoken for too long, and it seems that he can't be angry by Li Huai, and there is too much suppressed anger that has nowhere to vent, so he is holding it in his mouth, and when he opens his mouth at this time, it is like firing a machine gun, and the voice is still very loud!
"Lee! Bosom! Wind! Are you a pig!? Ah, are you a pig!? Is there a way for you to save people? If you don't loosen your mouth to save people, you can just carry it and go, and I'll die if I let go of my mouth and then act!? Also, can you say hello when you want to do something, it's too late to give a look, you want to jump out of the car, just jump, I haven't reacted to what's going on, and I've already fallen to the ground. And Mr. Mao Li, he is a policeman, a very honest and very good policeman, how can you stuff such a good person in the trunk ....... ”
It was the first time Mu Ziying had such a big temper, and the whole car was filled with her shouting, and when she first came out, Luan Ying was startled, and the car shook several times.
Li Huaifeng was also a little stupid by Mu Ziying's sudden outburst, and was stunned for several times, and immediately panicked as if he had accidentally turned on the faucet, and took the rag and shone it on Mu Ziying's mouth - plug! Return! Go! Finish!
Luan Ying freed up a hand in front of him and gave a thumbs up: "Well done." ”
Li Huaifeng seemed to be in shock, looking at Mu Ziying in horror, as if looking at a time bomb.
Mu Ziying would never have thought that Li Huaifeng's thinking would be so weird, and the rags he took down could be stuffed back again, and he was stunned for a while.