Chapter 23 Get out! What fairy lines are you meowing?
Speaking from the heart.
This reward of Li Si is simply shocking.
Immortal Academy.
The only immortal cultivation school in the Great Qin Dynasty, I don't know how many people want to enter it, Xun Immortal asked.
If ordinary people listen to it, I'm afraid they will go crazy with joy.
But for Lu Yan, he didn't feel anything.
before.
He studied in it, and the Immortal Academy was perhaps the place he longed for the most.
But now that there is a sign-in supergod system, it doesn't matter if you go to the Immortal Academy or not.
Even.
Not going is the best option.
After all, he is so awesome, and he shows a little bit of fur in the Immortal Academy, and he doesn't become the target of public criticism, which makes people jealous to death?
Lu Yan said with a smile: "Thank you for your love, I am not interested in asking for immortals." β
β......β
Duanmu Yan on the side, and the shopkeeper were extremely speechless.
You obviously know martial arts, and you're still so strong, why aren't you interested in asking immortals?
But.
This is Childe's decision, and they don't dare to say much.
"Not interested?!"
Lees was a little shocked.
Hold the mouth of the sausage with both hands so that your jaw does not fall.
He had already started to make up for Lu Yanhui, and he was very excited and grateful to him.
This completely unreasonable refusal made him unbelievable.
"As for the reasonβ"
Lu Yan made a shy face and looked at Duanmu Yan beside him with affection, "As a premature baby, I am most afraid of two things in my life, the first is childbirth, and the second is separation. β
"I just want to be with my wife and don't want to go anywhere. β
At this time.
A BGM of Zhang Jie sounded!
"This is love~~~~ Love love [two sounds] ~~~ This is love~~ love [four sounds] love ~~"
"Get out!"
Duanmu Yan pushed Lu Yan's face away, but he was inexplicably teary-eyed.
Childe is too cheap!
It's just that this kind of cheapness can always touch her heart, so annoying!
β......β
Behind him, Li Yao, the sedan chair driver, and the shopkeeper collectively had red eyes: Dog food smashed in the face, it was too difficult for our group of single dogs.
The only one in the audience who was not moved was Li Si.
After all, he is a grandmaster who has no feelings.
He said to Lu Yan with a straight face: "Boss Lu, if you don't give face to the old man, the old man won't leave." β
Lu Yan: "......"
Phew!
You don't want to leave because you want to eat barbecue here for the rest of your life!
Meanwhile.
Li Si struggled to open his sausage mouth, and the characters condensed into beads with his true qi, which flew directly into Lu Yan's ears.
This is a low-level Dao technique.
It's called "Punchline"!
Although it is low-level, at the physical body level, those who can condense Dao techniques are all out-and-out strong bosses.
In Lu Yan's mind, Li Si's voice immediately sounded.
"Boss Lu, the old man is the prime minister of a country, since the words have been spoken, you don't give face, how can the old man step down in front of his subordinates?"
Lu Yan: "......"
It turns out that the death of the Chinese people has to be punished with face, and it has started since the Qin Dynasty.
No wonder it's ingrained.
Anyway.
It's all come to this point.
The teacher's face obviously still has to be given.
Lu Yan thought for a while and said, "Prime Minister, I really have no interest in cultivation. But it's hard to resist. β
"Why don't you like this, I will hang up the name of an auditor in the Immortal Academy, and I will go to audit a few classes when I have time, how about it?"
"Yes. β
Li Si knows that twisted melons are not sweet.
can go to the Immortal Academy as an auditor, and he finally has the face to go down the stairs.
"Boss Lu, the old man said goodbye. β
Li Si was satisfied, holding the sausage mouth in both hands, ready to go home.
When he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered, turned around and cracked the sausage mouth and smiled: "Boss Lu, continue to have a supper delivery tomorrow night, and make it according to today's taste!"
Lu Yan: "???"
After Lees left.
The air inside the barbecue restaurant was frozen for a while.
Lu Yan looked at Duanmu Yan and several shopkeepers, and asked lightly: "Say, who put the excess chili powder?"
system space.
"Dong Xiaowan's Secret Ingredients" is a special item and is unlimited.
How much to take out every time, Lu Yan is still a bit forced.
But when I looked at the inventory in the food cabinet, it was obvious that it was much less.
Someone must have secretly taken it, and then added it to Li Yao's takeaway, and then let Li Si eat it into a sausage mouth.
He's a prime minister!
It's a trivial matter to eat a sausage mouth, and if you eat it and get a stomach perforation, who can afford this responsibility?
"Childe, I was wrong. β
The "mastermind behind the scenes" driven by Duanmu Yan stood up with his head bowed and silently carried a black pot on his back.
"The little one just wants to experiment and see if the excessive amount of chili noodles will make an old man like the prime minister reinvigorate a man's majesty......"
"Very sassy reason, you have a strong desire to learn. β
Lu Yan took out a packet of chili noodles from the ingredient cabinet and put it in front of the shopkeeper, "A real warrior dares to face the bleak life, if you eat this packet, won't you know the answer?"
β......β
I'm special!
The shopkeeper wants to cry without tears, Childe is too ruthless!
"Don't embarrass him, it's actually me. β
Seeing Lu Yan treat her subordinates so viciously.
Duanmu Yan finally couldn't help but stand up.
"Is that you?"
When Lu Yan heard this, his expression exploded instantly.
From frosty to a blooming sunflower!
"Thank you so much!"
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have cured the Prime Minister's illness by mistake and received such a commendation. β
"Come, kiss one!"
Lu Yan shyly made a face and stretched out his mouth.
"Get out!"
Duanmu Yan pushed Lu Yan's face away, and said a little confused, "You, don't you ask why I want to do my hands and feet in the skewers?"
"Why do you ask?"
Lu Yan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Anything my daughter-in-law did was right, do you need a reason?"
β......β
What kind of fairy lines does this meow about?
Duanmu Yanfang's heart moved, and he almost burst into tears again.
A group of shopkeepers around him were injured by the secondary AOE of dog food, and they all had expressions of desire to die.
γDong Xiaowan Barbecue RestaurantγThe restaurant opposite.
Prime Minister Li Si visited the barbecue restaurant late at night, had a conversation, and then left again.
This move was seen in the eyes of a middle-aged man with a pale gold face and a black robe.
Yan Le!
Official residence Xianyang order.
The killer of the net, the secret "grandmaster" master.
At the same time, he is also Zhao Gao's son-in-law and an absolute cronie.
Although Zhao Gao is a eunuch.
But he entered the palace halfway, and he had married a wife and had children before.
Yan Le, as his fast son-in-law of the dragon, naturally cultivated him and made him his right-hand man.
When a mysterious boss appeared in [Dong Xiaowan Barbecue Restaurant], Dao attacked Gongzi Hu Hai.
Zhao Gao analyzed a wave of gods and directly pointed the finger at King Yingzheng of Qin.
At the same time, he immediately ordered his son-in-law Yan Le to go out and monitor Lu Yan's barbecue restaurant.
The words of the old man are like a holy decree.
Yan Le acted resolutely and set up a monitoring platform in the restaurant opposite.
It's not.
Less than a quarter of an hour into the surveillance, a huge amount of intelligence appeared.
"The poison on Prime Minister Li Si was actually dissolved by a few strings of barbecue!"
"Lu Yan, the owner of the barbecue restaurant, has become an auditor of the Immortal Academy!"
"This [Dong Xiaowan Barbecue Restaurant] is really mysterious!"
Yan Le sat there, looking confused.