In the midst of the audience's coaxing voices, Liu La continued: "I tell you that our goal is that from now on, if anyone looks down from the moon, they won't even be able to see the Great Wall, and they can only see our gang standing against the three customs. ”

"Huh." Mr. Zhang snorted: "You guys are making too much trouble, let me ask, in addition to anti-vulgarity, do you usually do anything else?" ”

", that's going to have to happen." Liu La nodded and said, "We usually have to protect the cross talk culture." After our tireless efforts over the years, more than 1,000 traditional cross talk segments that were on the verge of being lost are now under our protection, and now there are less than 400 segments left, and we are about to succeed. ”

"Okay." Mr. Zhang was speechless: "What kind of protection are you, aren't you going to sabotage!" ”

"How do you speak, do you believe it?" Liu La gritted his teeth: "There are several friends who are anti-vulgar with us today, and if we do it together, at your age, we don't even have time to react." Our gang is usually good at beating old men, so be careful? ”

While talking, Liu La waved his hand towards the judges' seat: "Hello comrades. Comrades have worked hard. ”

"Flutter."

"Haha, I'm happy to die."

Seeing his actions, the audience laughed like crazy.

"My day, this grandson." Several of the judges' faces turned green, and they almost left the table angrily.

Mr. Zhang was helpless: "You anti-vulgar people are too hooligans, why do you want to beat people at every turn." What else do you do besides scourge cross talk? ”

"Hey, hey." Hearing this, Liu Ladang laughed twice: "We still love to have meetings." ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Mr. Zhang was surprised: "Yo, what about a meeting?" What are your meetings all about? ”

Liu La: "Hey, the meeting is just research." During this period of research, which cross talk actor said that the cross talk was interesting? Research which actor is liked by the audience? Researching which actor is making money again? ”

Mr. Zhang: "Why are you studying this?" Learn from others? ”

"Learn?" Liu La sneered: "I'll learn from his grandmother's grandson!" Are we secretly researching where he violated the law? Where are the three vulgarities? When it's over, go to the General Administration and report him. ”

"Wow." Unexpectedly, as soon as he heard this, the audience burst into boos for more than ten seconds. Of course, this boo is naturally not for Liu La, but for some people with ulterior motives who make small reports behind their backs.

"Huh?" Mr. Zhang was surprised: "Why did people recruit you?" Are you going to report someone's house? ”

"Why did you recruit me?" Liu La sneered again: "Do you still need to ask?" He was better than I said, and that was to recruit me. He is more liked by the audience than me, and that is to recruit me. He earns more money than I do, and that's what he does. In this way, I won't report him, what else am I called a mainstream cross talk actor? ”

"Whoa, whoa, whoa"

"Well said!"

"The grandson who reported behind his back, be careful that he has no asshole when he gives birth to a son!"

The audience applauded and scolded the street.

Liu La picked up the audience's words: "Don't talk like that, just this group of goods, you can't give birth to children at all." If you don't believe it, look at the entrance of an infertility hospital, and the people in line are all from this mainstream community! “

"Haha."

"Good scolding!"

The audience was happy. But a few judges on the stage didn't spew out a mouthful of old blood.

"Ugh." Mr. Zhang sighed: "With this human nature, it's no wonder that you can't give birth to a child, you have to be regarded as an eye-opener." What else? What else are you doing? ”

Liu La made a reflection: "Again, that is which show to go on, and let someone be a judge." ”

"Phew." As soon as these words came out, all of a sudden, the audience laughed, even the cameraman and the staff couldn't help but snort, and the host was even more blushing and trembling.

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, with your worrisome human nature, can you still be a judge?" ”

Liu La: "What's wrong with that?" Let me tell you, as far as the vice chairman of our Anti-Three Vulgar Association, we Jiang Sanpi ******, are now judges in a cross talk competition! ”

Mr. Zhang stopped him: "Will you wait?" What's your chairman's name? Jiang Sanpi, why do I feel so hot when I hear this, three-layer skin.? ”

The audience also pondered: "Jiang Sanpi, what kind of ghost name is this?" ”

After thinking about it carefully, someone who understood reacted: "Haha, don't you want to be so funny, three plus a skin, isn't that just a wave word!" ”

"Bozier? Haha, how did you figure this out, it's too bad. As soon as this person shouted, the rest of the audience also woke up, and they were all too happy.

At this time, Jiang Bo also understood, Liu La was hurting himself, he was angry, his eyes were full of sparks, and he couldn't wait to pounce on Liu La and bite him to death.

Liu La couldn't care about sympathizing with him, and continued to follow Mr. Zhang's words and said, "Listen to thick skin? Thick is right. Do you think, if he is thin-skinned, but if he wants a face, can he come to us as the vice chairman?

"Yes, yes, good people don't go to you at all." Mr. Zhang nodded, and then in the laughter of the audience, he asked Liu La again: "Then you, the vice chairman, why do you want to be a judge for others?" ”

Liu La: "Why? For the money! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, how much money does the program team give? As soon as you say that, I understand. ”

"Hmm." Liu La stretched out her voice and shook her head: "The program team doesn't give much money, and you have to starve to death for that money, and the contestants give a lot of money." ”

"Huh?" Mr. Zhang was surprised.

"Phew." The audience heckled.

Liu La: "Let's just tell you this, we are all clear and real, and Tong Su is not deceived." I want to enter the first round of 20,000. The second round is fifty thousand. The third round of 100,000. In the end, I want to win the championship, 200,000. ”

"Wow!" As soon as they heard this price, the audience opened their mouths wide.

Mr. Zhang also shook his head: "Okay, dare to love you guys, this is all a dark box operation!" Then I don't understand, if people don't spend money say it better than those who spend money, and the number of votes is high, then how do you get it? ”

"What's the matter?" Liu La sneered: "Whoever said it well, we will harm him." First, I found a few critics on the Internet to scold him, saying that he was vulgar and that his works were meaningless. Then we will have a meeting on our own and unilaterally announce that he will be excluded from the Chinese cross talk world. If that doesn't work, then we'll have to do a trick, and we'll report him. Not only did he report him for being vulgar, but he also reported him for taking drugs, so let him squat in the bureau. After entering, I found a familiar policeman to drag him down, one check today, one test tomorrow, and when he came out fine, not to mention the game, the year is over. ”

"Phew."

“Sb。”

"Stinky SB."

Liu La became more and more energetic the more he spoke, but the audience listened to him tell the inside story of these games, but they were all angry. The normal ones all booed and coaxed, and a few people with a bad temper pointed directly at the judges' seats and scolded.

In the midst of the scolding, Liu La and Mr. Zhang said a few more closing words, and then this cross talk ended. Seeing that they bowed and left the stage, the audience's scolding immediately turned into applause and cheers.

In fact, the cross talk between the two of them was not complete. First, because in the process of speaking, I was interrupted by the audience too many times, and the time for the director was a little insufficient. The second is because the enthusiasm of the audience has been mobilized by them, and Liu La is afraid that if he wants to talk about it, something will happen.

"Okay, thank you for the wonderful performance, and then, please pick up the scorer in your hands. After I count down to five, our score system will turn on and the voting time will be 20 seconds. Please remind everyone that your vote will be directly related to the fate of the contestants, please decide carefully. ”

Seeing that Liu La and Mr. Zhang's performance was over, the host didn't let the guest judges comment again this time, and jumped directly to the voting process.

Obviously, he also felt very unhappy with these judges on the stage.

In fact, the relationship between the TV station and the music association is also a cooperative relationship, and the two sides are mutually beneficial. As a result, Jiang Bo's group of people have made such a fuss, not to mention the shame and disappointment, and it has also added a lot of trouble to the partner TV station, and the entire director team of the cross talk contest this morning was also criticized by a leader of CCTV.

With the words of the moderator, the voting began. This time there was no objection, and almost all the audience chose to vote for it.

Twenty seconds later, when the scorer stopped and the votes appeared on the big screen, the audience couldn't help but let out a "wow" exclamation at the same time. The number of votes for Liu La and Mr. Zhang was ridiculously high at 497 votes, which was almost a complete result, and only three people did not vote.

"Whoa." This achievement obviously surprised everyone, and the audience burst into warm applause.

Liu La was also surprised by this result, he glanced at the judges' seat, it was very strange, he found that Jiang Bo and these people, although their faces were very bad, their demeanor was very calm, and they did not show the slightest panic.

They didn't panic, but Liu La was a little panicked, and in an instant, Liu La had a bad premonition.

Soon, after the audience's voting, the host turned to the judges' seat: "Next, several judges, please also score this performance." ”

The host also knows that these guys will definitely not give high marks, so the special introduction of this passage is not the slightest sensational.

And with his words, without hesitation, several judges wrote the numbers on the score board in front of them.

The moment the numbers came out, the audience fell silent, and then the audience began to riot, booing and scolding like never before.

Looking at this row of dazzling numbers, Liu Spicy was happy. He glanced at Mr. Zhang, who was beside him with a blue face: "Hey, old man, don't be angry, we can't do it if we are so angry." I'll tell you, at this moment, looking at these bastards, I came up with a limerick poem again......"