Chapter 184: Liar Movers
"Poof!" Li Song was happily fantasizing about Heidi's success in making friends, but was startled by Heidi's sudden words, and almost choked to death by her own saliva.
As soon as he eased up a little, he found that Lu Yuanyao's originally flushed face was suddenly covered with a layer of dead gray, he glanced at him with a loveless gaze, stood up without saying a word, turned around and walked to the back of the classroom, collapsed in the chair, and looked up at the ceiling silently, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Heidi, you're hairy!" Li Song turned his head, glared at Heidi's pure eyes, lowered his voice and said in a deep voice: "Heidi, do you know the meaning of bubbles?" You're going to make me passive, you know? ”
"I know what bubble means?" Heidi blinked her azure eyes and said innocently: "In the TV series, if a man has a good impression of a woman, he will try his best to get close to her and please her, isn't this just a bubble?" ”
"It's professionally explained, but it's not related to our topic, right?" Li Song scratched his head in annoyance, a little unsure of how to explain to Heidi: "I mean, there are more wolves and less meat in college, let alone a store like you that surpasses Kobe beef, and you will be very embarrassed if you say this." ”
"Thanks, can I take that as a compliment to me?" Heidi smiled at Li Song, a poetic smile, and captured all the male compatriots who secretly looked at Heidi around, and after laughing stupidly with Heidi for a while, she suddenly came to her senses, staring at Li Song's back with murderous eyes, and the anger burning in her eyes almost condensed into substance, burning Li Song's vest painfully.
"Damn, with the awakening of the power of the bloodline, my spiritual sense is getting higher and higher, although it is a good thing when fighting, but in a scene like this, I would rather my spiritual sense disappear for a while." Li Song felt the deep resentment coming from behind, and after complaining a few words in a cold sweat in his heart, he looked at Heidi seriously and said: "Heidi, let me tell you, try not to say this kind of thing in front of others in the future, it will cause trouble." ”
"Master, I don't think you need to be afraid of this kind of trouble." Heidi blinked and said sternly: "Only excellent males can attract the most females, this is the result of natural selection, and if an excellent male like you does not have a sufficient number of females around him, it is quite a shameless thing." So there is absolutely no need for you, master, to pay attention to the gaze of those who are jealous, in ancient Roman etiquette, this was the highest level of appreciation for good men. ”
"How do I feel as if I've become a savage in your mouth?" Li Song waved his hand helplessly, and decided not to entangle with Heidi more in this matter: "Forget it, it's good if you're happy, anyway, they can't do anything." How are you doing in the course? Do you need me to help you with tuition? ”
Heidi smiled so much that her eyes were bent into a beautiful crescent moon, and she said happily: "Thank you for your concern, I have caught up with my schoolwork with the help of Chu Yudie, you see, master, even the courses that have not been taught, I have finished the online teaching, I only need to mark the teacher's tendencies, and there will be no problems with the exam." ”
"That's good, Chu Yudie's grades have always been very good, if you study with this scholar, I will really feel at ease." Li Song chuckled and nodded, his eyes swept over the books that were full of markings, and he was sad to find that most of Heidi marked them out of him: "That, Heidi, after class, lend me your books for a while, I can't leave you too much." ”
Heidi nodded obediently, stuffed the book in her hand into Li Song's hand, took Li Song's own book, and quickly waved the book that was brand new enough to be sold for money: "Master, you can use my book for a while, and I will be able to mark the key points on your book immediately." ”
"I'm sorry for you." Li Song nodded expressionlessly, watching Heidi bow her head and mark the key points in her book, and there was a faint urge to grab the ground with her head in her heart: "I'm also a top student who has been admitted to a national key university!" Can you give me a little more face? Heidi, are you a shorthand machine? With an average marking speed of two pages per second, how reliable do you remember this boring textbook! ”
It didn't take long for Mrs. Exterminator to step into the classroom a few seconds before Mrs. Exterminator stepped into the classroom, Heidi finally filled Li Song's book with key guides, and handed the book to Li Song with a smile and a smile in exchange for Li Song's praise, humming an unknown tune with a happy face, and she didn't even listen to Mrs. Exterminator's lecture.
The exterminator is too worthy of the word extermination, along the way, he named and killed the generals, and used the cruel means of marking the heads of the owls who did not listen carefully to the class, and showed a vote of dog men and women who liked to show their affection in class, and frightened a group of little mandarin ducks who sat with wide eyes and tried to listen to the class, as for how much they really listened, then only God can know.
"Li Song, you're leaving, the buddies in the dormitory want to hold a farewell party for you, I don't know if you're free tonight?" As soon as the exterminator left on his front foot, Lu Yuanyao stood beside Li Song on his back foot, as if the tragic blow just now had not damaged his tenacious nerves at all, and he still looked at Heidi with a flattering face, almost sticking out his tongue and screaming at Heidi.
"Oh, I'll be out later, I probably don't have much time tonight." Li Song put the books on the table into his schoolbag, and was about to carry them on his shoulders, when his eyebrows suddenly raised, and he looked at Lu Yuanyao who was looking at Heidi with an obsessive face: "Hey, Lu Yuanyao, wake me up, what did you just say?" When did I say I was leaving? ”
Lu Yuanyao was shaken by Li Song for a while, suddenly woke up from his obsessive state, looked at Li Song strangely, and said in surprise: "Li Song, are you okay?" Didn't you send someone to the dormitory early in the morning and pack up all your belongings? We wanted to ask where you moved to, who knew that the group of birdmen didn't even bother to look at us with their nostrils, and ran away after moving things. ”
"When did I say I moved out? No, even if I'm going to move out, I can't even know where I'm going to move, right? Li Song scratched his head, and Lu Yuanyao, whose face suddenly turned pale, stared wide-eyed, and after a stalemate for a while, he said in unison: "Damn!" Now the scammers have actually deceived them into the university dormitory? ”