"It's noon in a blink of an eye, you can't go either, Er Bo and Oolong, come and come and help make fish! Oolong, you help remove the scales and gills of the fish, and the second uncle, you will be in charge of the kitchen, I heard that your cooking skills are good, and you will try your skills today! ”

"Hahaha, of course! I was invited to take charge of the red and white ceremonies in the village, how could my cooking skills be bad? The second uncle took the shovel that Tang Shenyuan brought over, and gave the work of handling the fish to Tang Shenyuan and Oolong, as for Tang's father, he accompanied Xu Yufeng and them to chat in the living room.

Li Jiyi, this kid, couldn't sit still, so he also came to the kitchen to watch.

"What kind of fish are there at the Whole Fish Feast?" Li Jiyi asked.

"Braised carp, steamed grass carp, steamed African crucian carp...... Sauerkraut fish, boiled fish, grilled fish, ......" Tang Shenyuan memorized the names of the dishes one by one, these are what the second uncle told him, and he remembered it without knowing what was going on, if he could have such a good memory before, he would not have done so badly in the college entrance examination, at least he could go to a key university such as 211 and 985, and he would not be unable to find a job after he came out.

However, if he finds a job, Tang Shenyuan will definitely not go back to his hometown to farm, let alone the next series of things! It can be said that it is because of the small snail shell that Tang Shenyuan's life has undergone great changes, and his life trajectory is completely different from that of ordinary people!

There are not only delicious fruits in the snail shell, but also fine wine, calligraphy and paintings and antiques, but Tang Shenyuan is afraid of causing an uproar and does not dare to take them out......

"Wow, it sounds delicious......" Li Jiyi actually wiped his saliva......

"Ouch, it's so dirty, get out of here......" Tang Shenyuan was disgusted, "You affect your buddy's mood of cooking, if you don't go out, I'll go out, let you do it!" ”

Depend on! Li Jiyi scolded in his heart, where can buddy cook, this kind of thing is only done by domestic servants! But you can't say this, otherwise Tang Shenyuan will think that he will scold him for being a servant, and I don't know if he can eat in the end...... Roll out obediently, of course, in style......

Zila! The oil in the pot was hot, and the second uncle poured a pot of fish into the pot, which suddenly caused a sharp sound, and a thick oil smoke came out, which could make people unable to open their eyes, but the second uncle Tang Qingzhong seemed to have no effect at all, and was very serious about doing various actions, putting salt, ginger, green onions and other seasonings, a series of actions were natural, and there was no look of consideration, just like a fish swimming in the water.

In one's element! That's what happened.

"The second uncle looks so powerful!" Tang Shenlan gave a hand, that is, to light the fire, she burned the fire next to the stove, and she could clearly watch the second uncle cooking, so she exclaimed.

"Hehe, does the little girl want to learn? If you want to learn from the second uncle, I can teach you ......"

"Oh no! I don't want to learn, after I learn to cook, I will definitely have to cook the food at home, so I don't learn! ”

"Hehe, you hell girl, you're too lazy, aren't you?" The second uncle quipped: "Also, our Shenlan girl is going to be admitted to university, why do you study this?" When you graduate in the future, you will be as promising as your brother, so we will have more hope in Honghe Village...... Hahaha! ”

"Hey, hey, of course!" Tang Shenlan now admires her brother Tang Shenyuan very much, studying in an ordinary second school, and he couldn't even find a job after graduation, but not long after returning home, he turned his family's life upside down......

"Second uncle, do you want to cut this African crucian carp?" Tang Shenyuan asked outside.

"Oh? African crucian carp! No, it's for steaming! The second uncle responded.

"Sauerkraut fish" doesn't care if Tang Shenlan wants to learn it or not, the second uncle said: "It's best to use grass carp to make it, add fish sauerkraut, garlic, ginger, pepper...... Quickly pour the hot oil into the fish soup, and the delicious sauerkraut fish is finished. ”

"It's so troublesome!" Tang Shenlan said.

"Hehe, if you want to eat something delicious, how can you eat it without bothering? Isn't there a saying: "No pain, no gain......"

"I didn't expect the second uncle to also talk about idioms......"

"Well, how do you talk? Didn't the second uncle teach you how to cook? The second uncle was choked by Tang Shenlan.

"Humph! I don't want to learn! ”

……

"Wow, it smells so good!"

An older woman's voice came from outside.

"It's a chopping board woman!" Tang Shenlan reacted the fastest, and knew who was coming as soon as she heard the voice.

Chopping board wife, is the nickname given to Tang Guang'an's grandmother by the people in the village, this person's personality is good at stealing chickens and touching dogs, especially after getting old, the personality is more obvious, for the old disrespect, it is her kind of person, wandering around the village and the village all day long, just to see who has something in the house, touch a little. You are like someone's chicken, she goes to steal a few eggs, and she picks a few melons and fruits in someone's field.

So where did her nickname "Chopping Board Woman" come from? This goes back more than ten years ago, when Tang Shenyuan was still young, it was a Chinese New Year's Eve, she actually had nothing to do, at this time which is not the chopping board of the Chinese New Year's Eve - idle! Tang Qing'an's family is no exception, Tang Qing'an's wife is chopping vegetables with a cutting board, and Tang Guangan's grandmother is here!

As I said earlier, she is a person who has nothing to do and is greedy for small and cheap, and when she arrives at Tang Qingan's house, she will certainly not return it empty-handed when she sees people's good food and drink, and that day is Chinese New Year's Eve, and Tang Qing'an is not good at contradicting her, so she has to let her eat, drink and take, but Tang Qingan's wife can not do it, and after going out, she will talk to the people in the village, and then the nickname "Chopping Board Mother" will be known to everyone.

"As soon as the chopping board sounds, the chopping board woman will come to the door" This is everyone's understanding. Because of her greedy and cheap character, even Tang Guangan's family doesn't like her, and even her wife Tang Haihua doesn't live with her. Today is not the New Year's holiday, Tang Shenyuan's chimney is smoking, the chopping board is ringing non-stop, and the chopping board is heard from afar, and I also heard Tang Guangming say that Tang Shenyuan's family caught a lot of fish today...... So I decided to come to the door.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, it's the grandmother who is here......" Tang Shenyuan had to get up to deal with it.

The father was chatting with Xu Yufeng, and the mother went to the yard to pick vegetables, although it was a whole fish feast, but Xu Yufeng and they were all worried about the taste of vegetables, and they couldn't do without green vegetables.

"Brother Asheng, I heard that you netted a lot of fish in the reservoir today? I also gave Guangming four big fish ......"

It's over, it's a door-to-door debt! Tang Shenyuan said secretly in his heart. Why did she attract such a great god, and she still came to entertain guests, and she still had good things to do? It's better to send her away early! Tang Shenyuan made up his mind in his heart.

"Auntie, is there something wrong with you coming to my house?"

"You child, can't your grandmother come to your house if she has nothing to do?" The chopping board woman is familiar and thick-skinned enough, she walked into the kitchen first without waiting for Tang Shenyuan to speak, Tang Shenyuan's kitchen and living room are not in the same place, but a small house with another floor is built outside. "Yo, it's all fish!"

"Auntie, you're here!" The second uncle is a generation lower than him, and it's not good not to say hello when he sees her, otherwise when she goes out, she doesn't know what she will become, saying that it's good that you don't recognize people, and it's miserable to pass you on as a white-eyed wolf!

"It's so fragrant" She saw that there were already several pots of cooked fish on the stove, so she held a pair of chopsticks by herself, Tang Shenyuan didn't have time to stop them, and it was not easy to stop them, so she took a piece to eat, "Well, it's delicious, second brother, your craftsmanship is still so good!" ”

"Bitter!" The second uncle is about to cry, this is used by Ah Sheng to entertain guests, and your old man will eat first as soon as he comes...... Li Jiyi was also dumbfounded, he came in to see and understand

The second uncle's cooking skills, he really can't stand the smell outside.

"Holy!" He slowly approached Tang Shenyuan and asked in a suppressed voice, "Who is this old woman?" ”

"My mother-in-law!" Tang Shenyuan touched his nose in embarrassment, is it too embarrassing? "It's not a kiss!" This sentence must be said, otherwise maybe Li Jiyi will think of somewhere to go. "I'm too embarrassed to drive her away......"

"That's weird, isn't it?"

Tang Shenyuan ignored Li Jiyi and said to the chopping board mother: "Auntie, I have a guest to entertain today, look at ......"

"Oh, okay, I won't bother you......" Although she said this, she didn't mean to leave at all, and the chopsticks in her hand didn't stop, and after eating this, she tried that, and the fish that was so well laid out was messed up by her, how can it be served on the table?" Well. Delicious! ”

Tang Shenlan's eyes are about to burst into flames! If it weren't for the scruples of her eldest brother's face, she would have exploded a long time ago.

Oolong was also dumbfounded, he couldn't have imagined that Tang Guang'an's grandmother would be so stubborn, regardless of her identity at all, just eat white food, and disturb others to entertain guests! Oolong knew that the guests who came to Tang Shenyuan's house were all big bosses, and the two cars that came here alone were worth millions, and I heard that they donated millions to the village to repair roads......

"Auntie, I'll pack it for you, you can take it back and eat it!" Tang Shenyuan had no choice, anyway, she had eaten all those dishes, and she wouldn't leave without taking something, so fortunately, she would pack it up and take it away!

"Well, that's good! Brother Ah Sheng is generous enough, worthy of being a college student! One donation for road construction in the village is 2 million! "The chopping board woman smiled like a chrysanthemum, how brilliant it is!

"Finally send her away!" Tang Shenyuan was like a few hours of farm work, and his head was covered with sweat.

"It's so flowing, let's go, I want to bring a few more fish ......" Li Jiyi looked at the back of the chopping board woman, and admired the five-body throwing to the ground.

The chopping board woman walked triumphantly, not only with a plastic bag in her hand, but also with a few fish threaded with straw...... Big catch, definitely big catch! More than that Tang Guangming!

"Let's do some more!" Tang Shenyuan spread his hands and said to the two uncles of Oolong.

PS: The chopping board lady said that if you don't vote for the farmer after reading it, I will go to your house as a guest!