Chapter 118: Lao Tzu is so witty
Liu Wu got up, and then said, "We'll go to the Municipal Martial Arts Association now, and I'll prepare the materials for you." ”
Huo Zongtang was stunned: "Now? In such a hurry? ”
Liu Wu stared at him meaningfully and said, "Urgent? What if the name Tai Chi and this routine are preemptively registered? There are not one or two people who have seen you box, and there are not one or two people who are jealous and hate you. Are you still in a hurry? ”
Huo Zongtang was speechless, so he followed Liu Wu out of the campus.
Huo Zongtang sat in Liu Wu's BMW car and entered the Shaocheng area. Shaocheng is a small third-tier city in Lingnan Province, and the urban area is built between the mountains, covering a small area. But this city is the important place connecting the north and south since ancient times, not too prosperous in the urban area, retains many historical relics and buildings, at a glance, the ancient temples, city towers, dwellings left in the Ming and Qing dynasties abound, standing between the green mountains and green waters, it is very quaint.
To tell the truth, since the rebirth of the crossing, Huo Zongtang has been living a life of two points and one line in the school and the old factory, and he has really never been out of the city, nor has he had a good understanding of this hometown after the rebirth.
After entering the urban area, there are more modern high-rise buildings, but you can still see the ancient city towers and city walls from time to time, and you can see the small bridge and flowing water at the corner of an old street at will, and the ancient banner of the banana, as if returning to the Ming and Qing dynasties. The Hanxing people's respect for ancient cultural heritage can be seen.
The car stopped outside the martial arts association building in Shaocheng.
Huo Zongtang got out of the car, looked up at the building, and couldn't help but breathe!
Compared with modern skyscrapers, this stone building is not very high, but the high foundation, the high walls built by huge stones, and the grandeur and majesty of the castle, and the palace-like eaves still make him surprised.
In fact, this is no longer a building, but a stone town.
Liu Wu said beside him: "This ancient building has a history of more than 600 years, and the ancients called it 'Haowu Palace'. Ancient warriors practiced martial arts here, competed, and sacrificed to martial arts sages. In the event of an invasion, the military also trains soldiers here. For 600 years, it has been used as a symbol of Shaocheng martial arts, standing here without moving through wind and rain. Until today, it still has a very lofty position in the hearts of our Shaocheng warriors. ”
Huo Zongtang followed Liu Wu step by step to climb the stone steps of the Haowu Hall and walked to the top floor of the ancient building. Times have changed, the Haowu Hall in the past has now become the seat of the Shaocheng Martial Arts Association, but the stone statues here, the blue bricks and tiles, as well as the portraits of the warriors and ancient weapons that can be seen everywhere, all reveal a majestic spirit, as well as the eternal majesty of the warriors.
As you walk, you can see a lot of people passing by. Some of these men and women wear suits and leather shoes, some have long skirts that reach the ground, and their clothes are very modern, which can be seen from their gait, their eyes, and their temperament, all of them have the heroic spirit of a warrior, and they are obviously all martial artists who have cultivated well.
According to Liu Wu, there are almost no people who can become members of the Shaocheng Martial Arts Association below the master's level. Take the people Huo Zongtang saw on the road, just pull out any one, and you can easily defeat hundreds of Huo Zongtang.
Look at the parking lot downstairs, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Cadillac, all luxury cars, all of which are the cars of these members of the martial arts association.
There is no poor person who can have the rank of martial arts master. It is said that the invitation letter of any member of the martial arts association has been sold for a high price of seven or eight hundred thousand yuan on the black market.
The strong strength, heritage and terrifying influence of the Martial Arts Association can be seen from this.
Huo Zongtang and Liu Wu walked up the stone steps. The early morning sun fell on the blue bricks and gray eaves, and the huge castle-like brick and stone buildings cast a huge figure on the earth.
Huo Zongtang looked up at the tall and long stone steps, and saw the magnificent Haowu Palace, like a huge stone statue of the martial god standing in front of him, and unexpectedly felt a sense of sacredness in his heart. The feeling of climbing step by step is a bit like climbing the peak of martial arts, and I don't know what kind of scenery is on the top of the mountain.
The department responsible for the certification and registration of martial arts patents is located on the top floor of the martial arts association building. Huo Zongtang and Liu Wu walked about six or seven stone steps before they arrived at their destination.
"The Martial Arts Patent Certification and Registration Office is here." Liu Wu said as he pushed the door open.
They were received by a middle-aged man in his thirties, who was the head of the office and whose surname was Hao. Hearing that he came to register a martial arts patent, Section Chief Hao deliberately looked at Liu Wu, and then asked him to take out the application materials.
After reading the materials, he said in surprise: "The applicant only has the rank of the second stage of the rookie, it turns out that you didn't declare?" ”
Liu Wu asked Huo Zongtang to stand in front and said, "It's his own martial art, I'll take him to declare." ”
Section Chief Hao looked at Huo Zongtang carefully, although he didn't say anything, the respect between his expressions was gone, and there was a little more contempt between his eyebrows.
Next, it's a matter of following the rules. But in the process of going through the process, Section Chief Hao's attitude was a little casual, and his tone became very impolite.
"In order to obtain the right to register a self-created martial art, there must be several hard conditions. First, there are at least three successful cases of skipping battles......"
Liu Wu replied for Huo Zongtang: "This is no problem. A leapfrog against the rookie three dans, win. Twice skipping the class against the rookie four dans, winning. The video of the battle is here, and I can be a witness. ”
There was a hint of surprise in Section Chief Hao's eyes. The rookie two stages, it can be said that he is just a beginner in martial arts, and it is still a bit unexpected that he can successfully challenge by crossing two levels.
"There's also a hard and fast rule that you knock out your opponent at least once......"
Before he finished speaking, Liu Wu interjected again: "The three cross-level battles were all won by KO." ”
"......" Section Chief Hao's face changed. If he hadn't known that Liu Wu was the principal of the True Martial Academy, he would have almost suspected that he was a liar with a mouth full of running trains.
A rookie second dan, three cross-level battles, all knocked out opponents!? That's too fake, isn't it?
He held back the dissatisfaction in his heart and said, "What is the most classic example of war? ”
Huo Zongtang and Liu Wu glanced at each other, Liu Wu nodded, and motioned for him to say it himself. Huo Zongtang said honestly: "The most classic example of fighting is to fight thirty at a time. ”
Section Chief Hao was so angry that he almost laughed, and finally couldn't help it, slapped it on the table and said, "Who are you fooling!" One to fight thirty? The patent registration of self-created martial arts is a strict and sacred thing! Let's be honest! ”
Huo Zongtang said very innocently: "But I'm really a thirty-one." Oh, no......"
Hearing the turning point in his words, Section Chief Hao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and thought to himself with itchy teeth, you kid is not too stupid, and you know that there is a limit to bragging! It's time to tell the truth, right?
Huo Zongtang pinched his fingers and counted it, and said very seriously: "It's not one to hit thirty, it's one to fight thirty-eight." ”
"What, you ......" Section Chief Hao's ass just sat on the stool, and as soon as he heard this, he immediately bounced again! You're here to be happy with me, aren't you? You are a rookie second dan, can you still play thirty-eight? Are all the opponents kindergarten kids? ”
Huo Zongtang shook his head and said, "No." The highest rookie is four dans and the lowest rookie is one dan. ”
Section Chief Hao's face was flushed with anger, and just as he was about to have a seizure, Liu Wu pointed to the video disc and said, "Section Chief Hao doesn't have to be angry, just watch the video yourself." ”
Section Chief Hao glared at Huo Zongtang fiercely, and started to play the video angrily. Boy, if I find out you're playing tricks on me later, I'll see how I clean you up!
But as the video progressed, his eyes widened. Seeing the end, he was finally speechless.
Turning off the video, he didn't mention anything about the thirty-eight again, and began to do the process quietly. Sister, it's okay to mention this slapping yourself in the face, Lao Tzu is so witty, how could he do such a stupid thing?
Of course, Liu Wu and Huo Zongtang would not be stupid enough to expose his scars. Just in each other's tacit understanding, the following procedures were also completed smoothly.