Chapter 95: The Superior Man is on the Side
"The top 10 super-rich people on the Forbes list, will he have time to talk to you about Oriental witchcraft or something?" Li Ling smiled lightly, "You know, when he had time to tell you these stories, he had already made tens of thousands of dollars. β
"Mr. Qin, I didn't lie, it was indeed Robert who sued me, I am in terrible trouble now, it is not a wise decision for me to lie to you at this juncture." Rick Collins looked at Li Ling and said hurriedly, these Chinese men were all surnamed Qin, and he took it for granted that Li Ling, who had just entered the house, was also surnamed Qin.
"What's the hell you're in trouble with? Sorry, my last name is Li. Li Ling exclaimed.
Rick immediately nodded and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Li." I have already told you gentlemen Qin, these days, I wake up in the middle of the night every night...... Peeing on the bed, you know, like a baby, it makes me miserable, desperate, I'm going crazy!
"I think that maybe you Chinese can solve my trouble, so I decided to come and try my luck, maybe you can help me, of course, I have to apologize to this beautiful girl, I apologize for my filthy behavior, including I also apologize to these two Mr. Qin......"
Rick spoke with a white temperament and subtlety, and if he chewed on these words, he could clearly hear that he had learned that his nightmare was caused by the people in front of him, but this was not the case.
Li Ling and the third senior brother looked at each other, and then looked at Qin Ying, and saw that Xiao Nizi's face was red, completely losing the demeanor of the female man in the past, and after a while, he thought for a while: "The problem you encountered is actually not a curse.
"In our traditional Chinese culture, there is a saying of 'karma' - no matter what bad things you have done, you think no one knows, or you think no one can punish you, so you are still at peace and do nothing.
"But in fact, your life has been determined by heaven and earth - uh, or your actions have long been seen by God, and the victim cannot be avenged, and the law cannot punish you, but God has his eye on you, so you will be in trouble.
"Rick, don't do bad things, don't think no one knows, don't think you can get away with itβdon't stretch out your hand, you will be caught, this is my advice to you.
"I don't know how many bad things you've done, but I think that if you can reflect on yourself and find the victims, kneel in front of them and slap yourself ten times in front of them, perhaps, God will forgive you."
That's it, seeing that Brother Sakura doesn't mean to roar and go crazy, since this guy has been tossed and is about to find death, let him reflect on it...... Li Ling said that, he looked at Pine Cone and Maple again, and saw that the two of them didn't seem to have any intention of thinking anymore, and shrugged at Rick.
"That's it? Will God forgive me? Mr. Li, are you telling the truth? Rick stared at Li Ling tightly, his eyes filled with intense, hopeful anticipation.
"Why don't you give it a try?" Li Ling said.
βOKοΌβ Rick relaxed for a moment, and as soon as he took a step, he turned back and said, "Then, Robert, he just needs to face him...... Can people who have hurt get God's forgiveness by kneeling in front of them and slapping themselves? β
"What did you say?" Li Ling was stunned, "I heard you right, are you saying that your brother-in-law is also in trouble with a similar curse?" β
"Yes, Mr. Li! In fact, Robert is in exactly the same trouble as me! Rick spread his hands and said helplessly, "What if you have money?" The richest man in the United States, like me, wakes up in the middle of the night and wets the bed! And, it's been a year!
"You know what, I'm going crazy in just five or six days, but he's been putting up with it for a year! Oh, God! How did he come this year! β
Li Ling looked at the third senior brother again, felt different, and asked, "Are you sure that he is not a disease?" As far as I know, about 1 in 10,000 adults in the U.S. have a click rate because of high levels of mental stress, or certain illnesses or complications that lead to enuresis incontinence in bed. β
"No!" Rick shook his head and said, "Who's Robert?" The best doctors in the United States came to check on him, but they couldn't find anything wrong, and it was useless to take expensive medicine. I told you clearly, he went to a witch, and the witch said that he had been cursed, and that the only way to restore normalcy was to find the person who had cursed him and beg him.
"Do you know that Robert has spent tens of millions of dollars in the past year, looking for people with supernatural powers such as witchcraft all over the world to solve his troubles, but to no avail?
As a last resort, he had to have adult diapers customized specifically for him. I think if he hadn't had so much business and business to manage, he would have collapsed, just like me. β
Li Ling and Qin Shaonan looked at each other, each nodded, Li Ling thought for a while, and then asked, "I'm very strange that he has urinated in the middle of the night in his house, why didn't he move out?"
"Move out to live, he is so rich, he is a real estate developer, there are many houses, why do you want to live in your own home, maybe, if he moves out, there will be no more enuresis."
"No, the same old way." Rick smiled wryly, "Like me, no matter where he sleeps, he wakes up in the middle of the night and wets the bed!" β
"What ......" Li Ling's body trembled, and he immediately looked at the third senior brother again, and Qin Shaonan was also very surprised.
Regarding the Luban carpentry aversion technique - the night leaking pot, in the first volume of the "Book of Luban", this kind of aversion is also divided into low and high levels.
The low-level "Night Leaking Pot Technique", that is, this kind of operator under the general Lubanshu carpenter, can only bury the disgusting town in the house of the Lord, and the scope of the curse can only be limited to the Lord's house-
That is to say, the bed will only be wetted in the middle of the night when the Lord is sleeping at home, and if the Lord moves out, this will no longer be possible.
In the old days, those landlords and old wealthy, if they didn't have an aunt in the house, they went home during the day, but went outside to sleep at night, and they were forced to use this kind of "leaky night pot" operator by the carpenter.
But the high-level "Night Leakage Pot Technique" is like this operator given to Rick by Li Ling, no matter where he lives, rain or shine, consistently, waking up in the middle of the night to wet a bed.
But the problem is that those Luban carpenters who practice the first volume of the "Luban Book" are very different from Li Ling's Luban technique of using the Luban technique of walking the Dharma lineage dantian.
Because of the high-level Luban technique in the previous volume, the backlash against the caster himself is even stronger, and the damage to his qi and blood is particularly severe, but if you cast a high-level Luban technique, it will be a good result to lose your life for two or three years!
Therefore, throughout the ages, if you want to practice and perform a more mysterious and mysterious high-level Luban technique, those Luban carpenters must also practice some other auxiliary and buff evil sect techniques to counteract the backlash of the Luban spell and the death of qi and blood.
But not any Luban warlock can learn, or learn these evil methods, because, practicing a variety of Xuanmen methods at the same time, it is very easy for people to go mad, and the damage to the human body is even more intense, especially the gains outweigh the losses-
Performing high-level Luban techniques is just a few years of life, but once he practices some evil arts, he may immediately lose his heart and die of madness.
Therefore, from ancient times to the present, those who can practice Luban at the same time as practicing other Xuanmen techniques with body protection and buff effects can be said to be as few as the morning star, because there are too few people who can survive.
For example, Yan Qianshan that Li Ling saw in Luo's house, although Li Ling had not seen this person's Luban cultivation yet, he was definitely a master, but Li Ling could see that he had only practiced Luban and had never practiced other techniques.
This is the same reason that Luo Zhenyi practiced the Luojiang technique handed down by his family, but did not practice the Luban technique again.
Can ...... now According to what Rick said, if Robert Bradley was really manipulated by Lu Ban's disgusting technique, then he was undoubtedly ordered to be a high-level "night leaker"!
And except for Li Ling, anyone who dares to perform this kind of high-level Luban technique is simply walking at night with his own head, playing with fire and playing big - there is no second person in the world who has mastered the "Ten Thousand Laws to Return to the Sect", and there is Lu Ban Faqi in the dantian, which is what Liao Shan told Li Ling.
So, if this Luban Warlock who gave Robert Bradley an operator, if he is not playing with his life, then it means that he is one of the few morning stars, one of the few stars!
Li Ling and Qin Shaonan looked at each other, and each realized that perhaps, the real Luban master had appeared.
If it's really a master who gave Robert Bradley this trick, it's no wonder that no one can dig up the boredom for Robert.
There must be a brave man under the heavy money, Robert is so rich, he spends a lot of money all over the world to find people who know witchcraft and supernatural powers to "lift the curse" for him, how can he not find a Chinese carpenter who is proficient in Luban?
Li Ling and Qin Shaonan naturally knew that those Lubanshu carpenters who came for money would definitely not dare to dig up, because if they dug it out, he would have to dig it himself - a master of Lubanshu who is proficient in several evil sects, how could the operators he buried be cheaper to dig up the tired and tired people?
He must have also blessed his evil magic spells on the town, once he saw the light and people, the person who was tired of digging would die nine times for life, maybe he would bleed to death after walking three steps, or he would be hit by a car when he went out.
This Robert Bradley made so much money, but he also provoked a Luban master from Huaxia, or was retaliated against and invited this master to make calculations against him.
Therefore, the poor have the joys and happiness of the poor, and the rich have the troubles and misfortunes of the rich. Who knows that the rich and bigwigs who look glamorous and full of style on the surface, who knows that he may not dare to sleep all night long?
"I think, since your brother-in-law has also encountered this kind of trouble like you, he is so rich and lucky, this should not be punished by God, so it must be useless for him to go to the person he has hurt and kneel and slap." Li Ling shrugged at Rick.
"Oh, maybe, he's been tortured for a year, he's spent so much money, he's found so many wizards, it's useless, maybe, even God can't help him." Rick sighed, "So, the first thing I have to do now is kneel down and slap myself ten times to the person I hurt?" β
"Well, try it." Li Ling winked at Qin Ying, Pine Cone and Maple Tiao.
Rick Collins is not a stupid person, but a smart person will never say anything, but should know the current affairs as a handsome, so he walked towards Qin Ying without hesitation, knelt down with a "bang", and then opened the bow left and right with both hands, and slapped himself with a crackle.
Qin Ying looked at Rick with round eyes, and then looked at the little uncle with a strange smile on his face, and felt relieved, what the little uncle said to me at the time, I must let this guy who eats my tofu kneel in front of me to apologize to me, and the little uncle really did it!
Uncle Xiaoshi, do you know that the better you treat me, the more I will miss you......
After going through this set of processes in front of Qin Ying, Rick immediately walked up again in front of Pinecone and Fengtiao, thirty slaps, and his cheeks were red, and the shot was not heavy.
Just as Rick knelt down and slapped his face, Li Ling walked to the back of a painted wardrobe, and took out from a drawer of the wardrobe the puppet he had carved earlier, with a night pot in his thigh crotch - the bottom of the night pot was pierced, and a hole was pierced.
In the general carpentry aversion technique, the disgust must be buried in the life owner's house, but Li Ling uses Mary Xiao as a "borrowing charm", and uses her disabled person's living numerology to guide the life of the person who is tired of the life and the luck of the life of the life owner - this is also a type of "living weariness", so this town thing does not need to be buried in the life owner's house to play a bad role.
Unloaded the magic qi aura on the puppet town, this puppet suddenly darkened in color - the aura of the law bureau can maintain the vitality and physiology of some foreign objects, this puppet was just carved out by Li Ling at that time, it was naturally new and smooth.
After the puppet is blessed with the aura of Fa Qi, this aura can isolate some oxidation, and the fresh finish of the town can be maintained for a long time, and at this time, when the aura is broken by Li Ling, it naturally begins to oxidize, and the speed is amazing, just like the corpse that has been embalmed for thousands of years, once the coffin is broken and sees the light, it will immediately decay.
"Huh?!" Rick stood up after slapping his face, suddenly felt a sense of relaxation, he shook his head, looked around for a while, looked at it for a long time, and immediately shouted: "Wow! It's not gray anymore, you don't look like you have a ghost!
"Oh, it's embarrassing! Has God really forgiven me? Won't I wet the bed again tonight?! Mr. Li, Mr. Qin, thank you! I feel that my whole person is completely different now! The curse on me seems to be gone! β
Li Ling looked at the third senior brother and said to Rick, "Let's see if we can get a good night's sleep at night." By the way, Rick, none of us in Lever Woodworks, these Southeast Asiansβ"
"Mr. Li, don't worry, we will never come to trouble you again, I swear in the name of God!" Rick pointed to the top of his head.
This consciousness is okay, I believe that this guy really doesn't dare to offend his family anymore...... At that moment, Li Ling looked at the time and said, "So, Rick, aren't you going to celebrate?" β
"Yes, but, Mr. Li, my brother-in-law's trouble, I hope you can help him too!" Rick said with a sincere face,
"I can't make any promises for you, but Robert will be able to give you unexpected gifts and rewards, if you can help him solve this problem."