Chapter 136: Hemorrhoids?

Yao Mingyan ran to the beauty lake in one breath, but Murong Hong and Li Xiaoyong also caught up. Now, Yao Mingyan has no way out.

"Mingyan, don't do anything stupid!" Murong Hong exclaimed breathlessly.

After drinking, although he was not drunk with a thousand glasses, he did not have the usual strength, and he was out of breath when he ran.

This wine is really a mistake! How could he have come up with such a bad idea just now, and actually want to use a spell to let them hug each other? Hey, I only controlled this Li Xiaoyong's hand, but I didn't control his mouth! What a miscalculation!

"Don't come here! If you come again, I'll jump from here!" Yao Mingyan was already standing by the lake and shouted loudly.

"Mingyan, calm down!" Li Xiaoyong also said nervously, "I'm sorry, just now, it was me just now, and I drank too much." I, I apologize to you, I, I shouldn't have hugged you! ”

He still doesn't understand that he hasn't drunk much, so why would he be drunk and promiscuous, and casually reach out to hug Yao Mingyan?

No, the person I was holding at that time seemed to be Qi Ruyun, not Yao Mingyan?

Li Xiaoyong turned around, but saw "Qi Ruyun" with a stern face.

"Mingyan, you better hurry over here, it's very dangerous there." Murong Hong stared intently at Yao Mingyan's legs, if this little girl took a few more steps back, she would fall into the lake behind.

"Leave me alone! Qi Ruyun, why are you against me everywhere, why? Yao Mingyan shouted.

"Am I against you?"

"You know that the person I like is Ah Yong, you, why did you insert it from the middle? Are you my best friend? Are you a good friend of mine? Do good friends want to snatch love? At this time, Yao Mingyan couldn't care about anything else, and shouted.

"Huh?" Li Xiaoyong was stunned, looked at Murong Hong, and lowered his head again.

Although he also saw Yao Mingyan's special feelings for him, after all, Yao Mingyan didn't say it to his face, and he couldn't break it. However, today, Yao Mingyan boldly said that he liked himself in front of himself and Qi Ruyun, which made him feel a little surprised.

"I didn't snatch love!" Murong Hong said very calmly, "Yao Mingyan, if you like someone, you should boldly pursue it." Although you are a girl, girls also have the right to pursue the person they love? As for me and Ah Yong, it's not at all what you think. I don't have that kind of thought about him at all, not at all. ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyong let out a long breath, although he was a little lost in his heart.

This is the most direct sentence he heard Qi Ruyun say to himself, before, the woman he loved had never said, she was always so quiet, so quiet that you couldn't guess her thoughts. “

"You talk nonsense! How could you not have thoughts about him? If not, why did you put your hand on his shoulder? Yao Mingyan shook her head.

"Well, that's because I treat Ah Yong as a good buddy." Murong Hong said, "I'll tell you the truth, I don't like men, I only like women." ”

"What?" At this moment, Yao Mingyan and Li Xiaoyong were stunned.

Yao Mingyan's mouth was wide open, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Just when she was stunned, Murong Hong had already walked forward quickly and rushed in front of her.

"Mingyan, come with me!" Murong Hong stretched out his hand and was about to pull Yao Mingyan over.

However, Yao Mingyan raised his foot and kicked Murong Hong fiercely.

This kick hit Murong Hong's lower abdomen impartially.

Murong Hong couldn't dodge, he only felt the pain like a tear in his lower body, and then, it was like a knife twisting.

With a thud, he actually knelt down and fell to the ground.

Beads of sweat the size of beans dripped down his cheeks. His face instantly turned from ruddy to pale.

"Huh? Ruyun, you, why are you bleeding? Yao Mingyan suddenly shouted.

"Bleeding?" Murong Hong gritted his teeth and stood up, but when he looked down, he was stunned.

I saw that his white sports shorts were oozing blood, and they dripped down the gap in the pants.

Mom, what's going on?

"Ruyun, do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?" Li Xiaoyong asked with concern, but he didn't dare to step forward to help.

"No, it's fine." Murong Hong waved his hand, but his face was already flushed.

He knew what was going on. There is no need to ask, it must be Qi Ruyun, the little girl's aunt who comes once a month. But, no, why do I feel pain not in the front, but in the back?

Yao Mingyan hurriedly stepped forward and helped Murong Hong.

"Ruyun, really, I'm really sorry, I, I didn't mean to." She was already a master of the six gods, and her tears were about to fall.

"Let's take her to the hospital as soon as possible." Li Xiaoyong said.

"Don't." Murong Hong shouted, "Mingyan, hurry, go to the supermarket and buy a few sanitary napkins." ”

"Oh." Yao Mingyan understood and hurriedly ran out.

"Sanitary napkins?" Li Xiaoyong didn't know what to do. It seems that this guy still knows very little about women's physiology and hygiene.

"Ah Yong, you, you better go."

"You, can you be alone?"

"You, you go." Murong Hong waved his hand anxiously.

"Don't you really need to go to the hospital?"

"I told you to go, you just left, what are you talking about? Are you going to watch me change my sanitary napkins here? Murong Hong was anxious and shouted.

"Huh?" Li Xiaoyong's face flushed at this time, "Then, then I'll leave first, you take care." ”

At this time, Murong Hong was already speechless in pain.

Li Xiaoyong left, Murong Hong walked under a tree, took off his shorts, and reached inside to touch it.

"Huh?" When he touched it, his mouth opened wide in surprise, and his eyes were glazed.

"Ruyun, I'm back." At this time, the voice of the little girl Yao Mingyan came from outside.

"I, I'm here." Murong Hong screamed.

Yao Mingyan ran over with a pack of sanitary napkins, which she bought at the 24-hour supermarket on campus.

"Come on, I'll put it on for you." Yao Ming flue.

"No need." Murong Hong shook his head, "I'll do it myself." It's good if you give me this thing, thank you! ”

"Don't you need me to help you? Look at all the blood you have underneath? Yao Mingyan asked with concern.

"No, I, I'm not here for my aunt."

"Huh? What the? Yao Mingyan was stunned, "You, aren't you the eldest aunt?" So, then how did you get so much blood? ”

"I, I'm in the back, bleeding from the back, not the front. My aunt didn't come at all. Murong Hong said in a low voice.

Just now, Murong Hong stretched out his hand to probe, but found that the place where he was lower was not bleeding at all, and it was fine. And the bleeding place turned out to be in the middle of the buttocks.

"I probably have hemorrhoids, right?" Murong Hong grabbed the sanitary napkin casually and stuck it on his buttocks.

He was already very familiar with this kind of thing as a sanitary napkin, and the last time he attached it to Qin Xiaoli, he used it and spent an embarrassing few days.

However, this time the situation is a bit peculiar, and now this thing has come in handy for another purpose, as a temporary bandaging tool.

"It's all my fault." Yao Mingyan sighed, "I, I shouldn't have kicked you so hard." Me, what the hell happened to me? ”

"Besides, fortunately, I don't have a small ** now. Otherwise, if you kick it over, I will continue to lose my grandchildren? Murong Hong muttered.

"Huh?"

"Oh, I was wrong. I said if I were a man, and you kicked me there, would I still have no grandchildren? “

"But you're not a man, are you?" Yao Ming said, "Hey, you just now, you just said that you don't like men, only women, is it true?" ”

"Of course, not really." Murong Hong smiled, "If I like women, then I like women like you." Hahaha! Would you like to be my woman? ”

"Cut, you're kidding again." Yao Ming said, "Why do you seem to have changed into a different person?" Crazy, no serious words. Oh, how do you get hemorrhoids? ”

"Maybe it's because it's been too hot lately." Murong Hong felt that his butt didn't hurt much, so he stood up, "Let's go." ”

"Come, I'll help you."

"No need." Murong Hong had just taken two steps, but he felt that the painful place was in sharp pain again, so he squatted down in pain again.

Mom, this hemorrhoid is too bad, it hurts!

Why is Lao Tzu's two transformations not beneficial? Once it was the eldest aunt, this time it was hemorrhoids again, it was really a front and back attack! Come on, next time Lao Tzu will definitely not be on a woman's body, and it will be really unlucky to be on a woman's body!

Murong Hong couldn't walk anymore, so he had to enjoy Yao Mingyan's support, and leaned his body on Yao Meinu's body, which was really a little comfortable.

Suddenly, Murong Hong felt that his lower body seemed to have a slight change, and this change was the same as when he was a man before.

It turned out that leaning on Yao Mingyan, he could still see her chest that rose and fell as she walked, and smelled the refreshing breath on her body, Murong Hong couldn't help but imagine the pleasure of pressing this little girl under her and teasing her wantonly. Unexpectedly, although she is now a daughter, she still can't help but feel a spring in her heart, and there have been subtle changes in the place below. It seems that even if she becomes a daughter, she still likes another woman!

However, with his rippling spring heart, the pain of the hemorrhoids became more and more intense.

"Are you alright? Why are you grinning again? Yao Mingyan saw Murong Hong's uncomfortable expression and asked.

"It's okay, it's okay. Ah, where are you going? “

"Isn't this going to your dorm?"

"To my dorm? Do you have to go that far, and you have to climb to the fourth floor? “

"That's right." Yao Mingyan looked at Murong Hong in surprise, "If you don't go back to the dormitory, where are we going?" ”

"No, I'm not going back. Me, I'm going to stay outside in a hotel. ”

"What? Staying in a hotel? ”

Murong Hong and Yao Mingyan eventually stayed in a hotel outside the school.

"Mingyan, don't go back, just live with me tonight." Murong Hong said, "Anyway, there are two beds here, so it's a pity not to sleep." ”

"So, how can that work? I don't go back to the dormitory, but I live here, and if my roommates see it, they will, they will think about it. Yao Mingyan's face flushed.

"What are you afraid of? Are you living with me, not with another man? Why, are you afraid that they will say that you have opened a room with a man outside? Murong Hong dragged his steps and limped towards the bathroom.

"This, well-then." Yao Mingyan looked at the room, but her heart fluctuated inexplicably.

She had never stayed in a guesthouse or hotel, and she had heard that it felt good to stay in a hotel, but it was unknown what it was like.

Well, anyway, I'm living with Ruyun and a girl, what are you afraid of?

Thinking of this, Yao Mingyan lay comfortably on a bed and closed her eyes.

She also drank a little bit of wine, which was poured into her by the boys, although it was not much, but it was enough to make her feel sleepy.

Yao Mingyan didn't take off her clothes, and fell asleep deeply.

At this time, Murong Hong took a tube of hemorrhoids cream bought from a pharmacy that he passed by on the road, and applied it a few times indiscriminately in the middle of his buttocks.

In the bathroom, a ball of bloodstained paper was dropped, including the sanitary napkin that had turned into a red cloth ball.

Mom, why did I bleed so much? Yao Mingyan, your kick is really accurate and ruthless!

The hemorrhoid cream was really powerful, and after applying it, Murong Hong felt that the place was cold and comfortable, and it was no longer so burning and painful.

After applying the ointment, Murong Hong didn't dare to take a bath anymore, so he had to take off all his clothes, wrap himself in a bath towel, and slowly walked out of the bathroom again.

In the washbasin of the bathroom, his few clothes, stained with blood, were dropped.

Murong Hong was only wrapped in a bath towel and limped out.

However, when he looked into the room, he was instantly stunned??????