Chapter Twenty-Eight: Little Buddy

The next morning, Di Yun was dragged up from the bed by the old man, on the grounds that his kung fu had not grown and he had to. Practice it.

Last night, a family of five sat around the hot kang with a bit of a hot buttocks, eating side dishes, drinking the old man's self-brewed bud wine, looking forward to the future, and the atmosphere was warm and harmonious. Di Yun naturally drank too much, but his head didn't hurt when he got up in the morning, and the old man added a lot of ingredients to the wine, what wolfberry, wild ginseng, snake gall, anyway, there are a lot of tricks, the color of the wine is a bright crimson, and people who don't drink it like inferior wine are dizzy.

The only bad thing is that the wine is a bit hot, and when the old man dragged him up from the bed, the boxers propped up a big bag.

The old man glanced up and down like a pig to be slaughtered, and praised two good sentences with a smile, which made him frightened, and quickly put on his clothes.

The snow continued to fall, and the ground was so thick that it disappeared when you stepped on it.

At this moment, he was practicing his boxing in the open space that had been swept in front of the door, and the old man was standing next to him with his hands behind his back.

There were also two young men standing under the eaves, hair small. When I heard that he was back, I rushed over early in the morning.

The two are tall and short.

Gao's name is Li Haoren, nicknamed Dasha, it's not really stupid, it's just that his brain is a little inflexible. He is more than 1.9 meters tall, with big shoulders and a round waist, standing there is like an iron tower, which is very oppressive. Of course, that's when he doesn't grin and giggle.

The short one is called Wang Lun, and it is said that such an elegant name was turned out by his father after a whole night of "Three Hundred Tang Poems". It seems to be really a little civil, this guy has a flexible brain, quick response, and bad ideas are sneaking out one after another, and he doesn't stumble. But God's eyes are bright, don't you, your brain is flexible, so I'll condense it for you, he is only more than one meter six tall, thin and thin, and he looks short when he stands with Di Xiaoyu.

The two people who are developing to the two extremes, standing side by side, appear taller and shorter, and there is a sense of comedy that Yao Ming and Iverson are taller and shorter.

Half an hour later, until the heat rose from his body, the old man let him go.

After the old man entered the house, the two goods under the eaves immediately surrounded him.

"Brother Eight Pounds." Dasha grinned, then stood by and rubbed his hands a little stiffly.

Wang Lun looked much more natural, punched him in the chest and said, "Eight catties, you can't be authentic, why don't you know if you come back." ”

The three of them are very interesting, the youngest is Dasha, but he is the tallest, and the oldest is Wang Lun, but he is the shortest. Age and height properly form an inverse proportional function.

"Didn't you just come back last night, and you haven't had time yet." Di Yun said and took out his flue, "Come, smoke, smoke." ”

Wang Lun took the cigarette and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Are you really rich?" Got a good cigarette so quickly. ”

"Uh... Is Hardgate a good smoke? ”

"Why not? I want two pieces a pack. Wang Lun said: "Dasha and I usually smoke '555' for five cents." ”

Tsk, that's not comparable.

Di Yun thinks he smokes fiercely, but compared to the two guys around him, it is a bit of a trivial.

Wang Lun took two puffs and sucked half of it, and the next two puffs were not far from the cigarette butt. The big fool on the other side was even more violent, directly sucking off the small half, pursing his mouth and holding it for two or three seconds, and then the mouth and nose smoked out together, and the thick smoke shrouded around the head, like the angry King Kong enshrined in the temple.

Di Yun looked stupid directly, this is really fucking called "eating cigarettes".

"Brother Gouzi, don't you have good news to tell Brother SΓΉ Bajin, why don't you say it?" Dasha, who was squinting and smoking, jumped out coldly.

"!" Wang Lun said: "Didn't I tell you not to call it that? ”

Because his surname is homophonic with a certain animal, he got the nickname of "dog", and he didn't feel anything when he was a child, but he was very annoyed by this title when he grew up, and who was in a hurry when he called it.

Dasha was as good as a stream, and thought for a while and said, "Then let's call it 'Brother Lun'." ”

Wang Lun frowned, feeling that this title was so awkward, and said, "This is not good. ”

"What's that called?" Dasha asked, wide-eyed.

"Whatever." Wang Lun waved his hand impatiently.

"Oh, that's better to call Brother Dog, Shunkou." Dasha thought for a moment and said.

Wang Lun's face twitched, he suddenly felt that he really had a problem with his brain, what do you say you are talking about here with a person with a normal brain and a person with no roots? Doesn't that lower that IQ level? I didn't bother to entangle with Dasha anymore, so I turned to Di Yun and said, "The family told me a daughter-in-law." ”

Di Yun listened, and suddenly a strange look flashed on his face.

Just behind Wang Lun, Dasha showed a smug smile like a little fox stealing an old hen. There is nothing wrong with this kind of laughter, but the fault is that it appears on the face of a big man who is vicious and has a face full of flesh that does not look like a good person, and the contrast is simply amazing. Di Yun almost didn't hold back his internal injuries before he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"What's wrong?" Wang Lun looked at him with a strange expression and asked puzzled.

"Ahem... It's nothing. Di Yun no longer looked at the expression on Dasha's face, and said, "When are you going to do a happy event?" ”

"As I just said, there is no shadow yet, and I will inform you when the time comes. You've got to come back. ”

"That's for sure." Di Yun assured, "This is a big deal, no matter where it is, I will definitely come back." ”

"Enough buddy!" Wang Lun patted him on the shoulder.

At nine o'clock, we had breakfast here together, and the three of them had a machete for chopping wood stuck in the back of their waists. I didn't plan to cut people, I just went up the mountain to catch rabbits.

In winter, not only dog meat is delicious, but also red braised hare meat.

As for carrying a firewood knife, it is mainly to prevent those big guys who suddenly come out of the inner mountain, like wild boars, bears and blind people, if they don't have anything in their hands, they really don't dare to face it.

"What are you going to do?" As soon as the three of them came out of the house, Di Xiaoyu also came out and asked.

"Thisβ€”" Di Yun hid the machete behind him, "ready to go out and wander around." ”

"Who are you fooling?" The girl pursed her lips and said, "Brother Dasha has a firewood knife in his hand, you must be ready to go up the mountain, right?" ”

Di Yun and Wang Lun both hid the firewood knife behind them, and only Dasha carried it in his hand, and when they saw them at this time, they hid behind them in hindsight.

Di Yun grinned, how long is this special reflex arc, it is so godly that he has no friends.

"I'll go too, you guys wait a minute, I'll go in and change my shoes. Hum! It's better not to run, and if you do, see how I clean you up when I come back. The girl proudly raised her neck, like a swan, and turned into the house to change her shoes.

Wang Lun said: "Eight catties, or you persuade Xiaoyu not to follow, this snow is like something, and it is not easy to walk on the mountain." ”

Di Yun glanced at him and said, "Why don't you go and say it?" ”

Wang Lun shrunk his neck and said, "Then it's better not to say it." ”

Wang Lun is not afraid of Di Yun, he is not afraid of being stupid, he is afraid of this little girl who is several years younger than him. It's the kind that really makes me feel scared.

With Dasha, he is completely crushed by IQ, and with Di Yun, he doesn't worry about moving his hands and feet, but this girl is not easy to mess with, but you can't say it, so I will throw you to the ground and beat you twice with some fur kung fu learned from grandpa. Wang Lun has been the target of force suppression since he was a child, and he has a shadow in his heart.

It didn't take long for the girl to come out, wrapped in a scarf woven with a thread, and wearing gloves made of double rabbit skins.

"Let's go, to the mountain?" Di Xiaoyu put his gloves on his face, warmed his cheeks and said.

"Which to go to"

The village is at the foot of the mountain, and the southern peaks are endless, and there is no end in sight. To the west, not far from the place where there are two peaks connected together, it looks like a woman's chest, so there is a scientific name ** peak, but the villagers prefer to be milk. Sub-peaks.

This name is too vulgar, Wang Lun didn't dare to say it in front of the girl, afraid of being cleaned up, and was thinking about the scientific name.

". Sub-peaks. Dasha spoke it for him.

Di Xiaoyu glanced at Wang Lun and said, "You just say no, and you have to wait for a long time." ”

Am I really stupid? If I dare to say it, you'll knock me down in the snow with one arm. You can't beat Dasha, or Dasha would have been lying down a long time ago. Wang Lun complained wildly in his heart for a while, but he didn't answer, and walked to the front of the team to lead the way.

It's not hard to catch a rabbit, but it depends on when. In the past, if people only chased rabbits, it was estimated that there would be no fun, but at this time, the snow covered the mountain, and the snow was more than a foot thick, and the rabbit's legs were short and stuck in the snow and could not run, so it was easy to catch up.

The four of them followed the traces in the snow that had not yet had time to be covered by the heavy snow, and it was easy to find the rabbit hole, block one end, and then find a long stick to poke it from the other end, and the rabbit nested in it rushed out, and grabbed one by one.

At this time, Di Yun really saw the ferocity of Dasha, chasing the rabbit that jumped high but couldn't run fast, and suddenly a flying pounce pressed the rabbit under his body, crushed to death, and it was over.

The harvest turned out to be quite expensive, six in total, and by the way, I also picked up two pheasants that stuck their heads in the snow to load ostriches while running.