ps: This chapter is a bit late, apologize first.

The small shuttle bus was crammed into nearly fifty people at once, and it was very crowded, especially for a big guy like Dasha, who had to bend down to stand down.

The car drove into the film and television base of Bayi Studio.

The big back took the big horn and started shouting again: "Get off the car, don't run around." If you get lost and can't find someone, you won't be able to make money. ”

At this time, you can see the difference between the old oilman and the novice, who has been a group performer, and the guy he has seen is very calm after getting off the car, and he follows the big back without discussing or asking. The newcomer is more curious, just like Wang Lun and Dasha, turning their heads to look around, their mouths are constantly making smacking sounds, and their faces are marked with the words I am a rookie.

The base was huge, and it took several minutes to stop in an open spot with the big back.

A table was set up in the shade, and a girl sat behind it.

The big back handed the list in his hand to the girl behind the table, and then shouted, "All stand up, line up, I'll tell you the rules here." ”

"Someone will come to pick someone later, if you are selected, you should register with the person at the table first, and then go over to film, and after filming, you must ask for a note over there. Come back and get the money by the note, I remember it if I don't have a note or money! ”

"Okay, let's all disperse, find a cool place to stay, just don't go far."

A group of people dispersed, and Di Yun and the three of them squatted under a tree, one holding a cigarette.

Wang Lun asked: "I haven't acted, eight catties, what do you say you should do then?" ”

"I don't even know what kind of drama to film." Di Yun spat out a puff of cigarette and said, "When the time comes, people will let you do whatever you want." ”

It didn't take long for the crew to send someone over to pick a group performance.

A middle-aged man hurriedly came, gestured towards the big back and said, "Lao Wang, ten people." ”

The old man with the big back turned on the loudspeaker and shouted: "It's all here!" ”

The scattered crowd surrounded with a roar.

"Stand up, stand up, stand in a row." Lao Wang shouted: "Whoever picks counts." ”

After standing up, the middle-aged man made his rounds and kept pointing with his fingers: "You, you, and you...... Okay, just ten people. ”

Di Yun felt painful when he saw it, and felt that he was the young pig who was about to get out of the circle, and the middle-aged man was a butcher with a pig-killing knife.

The person who clicked on it was Wang Lun, this guy was so excited that his face was flushed, and his legs were trembling slightly. After registering the name, the follower butcher... Oh... It is to follow the middle-aged man. Turning back to Di Yun, he made a phone call.

Di Yun waved his hand, he was not too worried about this guy, he was shrewd. I was worried about the stupid man who didn't have a very open brain, so I accompanied him to squat under the tree and continue to wait.

"Brother Bajin, why don't you say people choose me?" Dasha asked.

"Maybe other people's scenes are not suitable for you." Di Yun replied casually: "Don't you see that you don't want me." ”

"Yes." Dasha scratches his head.

After a while, another person came and asked Lao Wang, "Is there any person who is particularly tall and looks a little fierce?" ”

The old man shouted at Di Yun and Dasha, "Big man, come here." ”

Dasha glanced at it, ignored it, and asked Di Yun, "Brother Bajin, did you call me?" ”

"Uh...... Seems to be so. ”

Dasha stood up and walked over, Di Yun following behind.

Lao Wang asked the man, "What is this?" ”

The man circled around Dasha, slapped him twice on the chest, and said, "Hey! Yes, yes, that's you! Come with me. ”

Di Yun looked cold, and slapped twice, is this fucking picking people or picking pigs? You also look at whether you are fat or not, right?

"Oh." Dasha answered, and prepared to follow the man.

Lao Wang shouted: "Hey, big man, register first." ”

After registering, Di Yun went with Dasha.

"Who's that, don't run around, there will be a crew to pick people later." Lao Wang said in the back.

"Oh, got it." Di Yun replied lightly.

Lao Wang remembered him, it was the guy from Beiying, he pursed his lips and didn't say anything more.

Di Yun Dasha followed this person to a huge filming location, which was very lively, and people shouted and neighed.

I don't know what kind of drama is filmed, anyway, there is a water costume in it.

The scene for Dasha is very simple, it is a defeated general, survives the battlefield, and then dies halfway through.

Di Yun complained in his heart, what kind of drama is this, they all survived from the battlefield, but they died halfway, it is better to die directly on the battlefield, and it is more heroic.

There was no script, someone came over and told me how to act, and then asked, "Do you understand?" ”

Dasha shook his head honestly: "No." ”

"Shhh

"Okay, okay? Hurry up and change your clothes! "Someone on the other side shouted.

The buddy who explained the plot said: "Okay, you go and change your clothes first, and then talk about it when you come out." ”

When he came out of the dressing room, there was an exclamation everywhere he passed. is 1.9 meters tall, wearing a suit of armor, and his face is smeared with some red substance that he doesn't know what to do, which is slimy and looks even more vicious. It's not an exaggeration to call the evil of the ancients, if you shoot Dian Wei in the Three Kingdoms, it's just a good image of no friends.

"Brother Bajin, what do you think?" Dasha writhed a few times, and the armor on his body rattled.

This laugh, Di Yun couldn't bear to look at it suddenly.

He grinned, "Not bad." Don't laugh when you're filming later. ”

"Eun... The guy who wiped something on my face also told me not to laugh. Dasha quickly closed his mouth and said. As he spoke, he couldn't help but want to reach out and touch something on his face.

"Don't touch, don't touch." The guy who explained the plot hurriedly stopped, "Do you understand the plot?" ”

"Got it." Dasha said.

"Got it?" The buddy saw that this thing might not be very flexible, and asked suspiciously.

"I thought about it just now, isn't it just to fall off the horse, and then lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, this is simple, I will!"

"Simple?" The guy smashed his mouth twice and said, "Okay, you understand, then let's go over." ”

……

After Dasha got on the horse, the horse swayed, but fortunately it didn't lie down directly.

"Okay, let's go!" The director shouted.

Dasha was dressed in dark red armor and had a few clusters of arrows stuck in his back. Kicking the horse in the belly, the horse began to stagger forward.

"Click!"

Within a few seconds of the first start, the director shouted: "Who is that, don't raise your head so high, keep it low!" ”

"Oh."

Dasha answered, then lowered his head. Filming continues.

A few seconds later, someone in front of him gestured to him, and Dasha fell off his horse and lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

"Stop!"

The director shouted again: "Don't use your hands to support the ground when you fall on the ground, have you ever seen a dead person still use your hands?" Hurry up and remake! ”

Re-shooting, this time Dasha didn't use his hands to support the ground when he fell off his horse, and just hit the ground with his shoulder first. There was a snap on the ground, and the teeth of the onlookers next to him softened.

"Good! Pass! The director shouted, and then scolded and said, "It's the most annoying thing to shoot this kind of brainless guy." ”

"Well, yes, this person probably has a problem with his brain." Someone next to him chimed in.

Dasha was still lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, and no one cared about it.

Di Yun stood beside him, frowning and glancing at them without saying anything.

After entering the venue, he walked up to Dasha and said, "Okay, get up, it's over." ”

"Finished?" Dasha got up from the ground.

"Is your shoulder alright?" Di Yun asked.

Dasha shook his arms and smiled: "It's okay, I learned a few hands with the old man, and I hit the tree with my shoulder for more than ten years, and it has long become iron, and I will be fine if I smash a hole in the ground." ”

"It's okay." Di Yun patted him on the shoulder and relaxed.

"Hey, who's, who let you in?" The director shouted at him.

"Your uncle!"

Di Yun's senses for this person were extremely poor, and he replied angrily.

"Oh." The director reacted after a moment, and pointed at him angrily, "Who are you scolding?" ”

Di Yun ignored it, and said to Dasha: "Let's go, change your clothes." ”

"You make it clear, who are you scolding? Your men? Believe it or not, I made it impossible for you to eat this bowl of rice? ”

There is no shortage of such people in the world, and they don't know where the confidence comes from.

Di Yun sneered: "Do you believe that I smoked you?" ”

"Brother Bajin told you not to speak, you better stop talking." Dasha answered next to him.

The plot is developing too fast, and many people haven't reacted yet. Especially Dasha's authentic dog-legged words, which made everyone dumbfounded, what kind of god plot is this? What god combination?

"Try it, come on! Let's see if you can still eat this bowl of rice! "The first to react was the person concerned.

This is probably a typical type, shouting and threatening at the same time.

"Hehe..." Di Yun smiled, too lazy to bother with it, and turned around to leave.

"Ahh Someone next to him exclaimed.

As soon as the director's words fell, Dasha slapped his arm. Fortunately, the person next to him pulled the scum guide to dodge, otherwise he would definitely have let this slap fall to the ground.

When Di Yun heard the exclamation, he immediately turned around, and when he saw that Dasha was still about to make a move, he quickly grabbed him. I scolded more than a dozen times in my heart.

No matter how good he is, he won't really do anything with people here, just now it was just moving his mouth, spitting a few mouthfuls on each other, going along with his heart, and then going his own way. I didn't expect this guy with a tendon brain to really do it.

"Let's go." Di Yun pulled him and said.

Dasha also turned around and learned: "If you beep again, be careful that I will smoke you." ”

The huge filming scene suddenly fell silent, as if time had stood still, and the two guys were allowed to change their clothes, open a slip to prove that they had been filmed, and leave gracefully.

I went back to Lao Wang and handed in the slip and received the money. Wang Lun hadn't come back yet, and the two of them were squatting under the tree and waiting for that guy.

The twenty-five yuan was not easy to get, but Dasha was very happy, this was the first time he had made money on his own. Holding it in his arms, he smirked: "Brother Bajin, I'll invite you to dinner in the afternoon!" ”

Di Yun shook his head with a smile and asked, "How do you feel about filming?" ”

Dasha scratched his head: "It's faster to make money, but I don't like it." ”

Di Yun didn't ask the reason, he also felt that this person's brain was really not suitable for this business, and said: "If you don't like it, don't do it, and find a job for you to do it again when the time comes." “

"Hmm."

At this time, another person who was extremely smart at a young age came over and said to Lao Wang: "Have you ever filmed, have you had a good foundation?" ”

Lao Wang shouted: "Beiying, come here, someone is looking for filming." ”

Di Yun didn't experience the mood for a long time, and he didn't raise his head and said, "Don't shoot!" ”

The top man of the old dynasty shrugged his shoulders and said, "People don't shoot, there are others here, you can choose yourself." ”

The top man swept through the crowd standing in a row, either crooked melons or cracked dates, none of them matched the image, and after thinking about it for a while, he still felt that the guy under the tree was suitable.

Shaking his head, he walked over to Di Yun and said, "How about a hundred yuan at a time?" ”

Di Yun is cold, Nima, brother didn't come out to sell, and he paid a hundred yuan at a time! A thousand dollars don't sell it once... Phew... It's not shooting!

Glancing at it, I didn't pay attention.

The top man smacked his lips and shook his head with a smile, and then prepared to pick another one in the group, counting the pokes in the high pole, and finding a barely compliant one.

At this moment, a surprised voice suddenly came: "Xiao Yun'er, I'm so happy to meet you here!" ”

Di Yun raised his head, it was a hell!

The half-male and half-female guy, who else could Liu Ruyan, the makeup artist in the Water Margin crew, be?

This guy didn't stuff anything into his chest this time, but he was wearing a pair of bell bottoms, and his face was painted very charmingly.

"I'm rubbing! Aren't you in Liangshan, why did you come here? ”

"Isn't this Daojing City coming to you... Hee-hee...", he covered his mouth and chuckled.

Vomit! Hee-hee... Hee-hee, your sister?

Di Yun really wanted to give a punch. The big fool next to him has long become a real fool, and he can't tell whether this ghost is a man or a woman.

"That's... Willow... Brother, do you know this little brother? The top man asked.

"Not only do I know... It's still very familiar. Liu Ruyan said demonically in a demonic manner.

"I think he's suitable for Dazuo in the play, do you see if it..."

Di Yun saw that Liu Ruyan's eyes were shining, and he knew that something was wrong, so he turned his head and left.

As a result, it was still pulled.

Dasha is very entangled, should he kick this guy away? If a man dares to do this, he will definitely kick it out, but he has one point, that is, he doesn't do anything to women, and he can't tell whether this guy is a man or a woman.

In the end, Di Yun still did not escape the fate of being a trick. The main thing is that he was pulled by the arm by this guy, and he was disgusting, so he agreed to come down in order to get rid of it quickly.

……

Anti-Japanese drama!

The plot is very simple, he plays a Japanese officer, disgusted that the flower girl he found under his command is not beautiful enough, and he is angry, and then he is sniped to death!

"Let's get started!" The director shouted.

Although Di Yun was not happy, he still had professionalism, and quickly adjusted his mood to enter the role.

With a cigarette in his hand, he smashed his fist on the table: "Baga! Yours... Find it for this seat... What a flower girl... Ugly to death! ”

The estimate of the play is a group performance with no foundation, the role of passerby A, listening to the lines he gave and the director are a little different, and I don't know how to take it all of a sudden.

The director didn't shout to stop, and Di Yun continued to act.

threw the cigarette on the ground and crushed it, walked to his subordinates, straightened the collar of the other party, and said angrily: "This time, I will look for it with my heart, and look for it carefully!" Otherwise, next time it will be your time to die! Do you understand? ”

"Hey! Hi! The buddy in the play finally said a line.

And then there were the gunshots.

Di Yun fell to the ground in response.

Finished.

"Good! Pass! ”

With the director's shout, he jumped up from the ground, went to the dressing room to change his clothes, received a salary of 100 quick money, and hurried away with Dasha.

To Liu Ruyan, that buddy... Or sisters... Whether it's buddies or sisters, he's scared.

"Brother Bajin, was that person a man or a woman just now?" Dasha is still struggling with this problem.

"Guess."

"Woman, huh?"

"You guessed it."

"I'll just say, how can a man be like this."

"Hehe... Hehe... Huh..."