3 Learn web terminology
3. Learn network terminology
"Xiao Wang, I seem to have heard Boss Zhao's shout, no one will make trouble, let's go and see?"
"What about you? Who is Boss Zhao? You don't know what the guy who made trouble last time was beaten, you don't know what, you have to be polite to our boss Zhao if you don't see the boss coming! Follow Boss Zhao to have meat to eat! ”
"Let's go and take a look, when I see this group of stupid-forced migrant workers, I'm sick to my stomach, I might as well go for a walk! I heard that there are a few female college students in the eastern suburbs, hehe-"
"Let's go, brothers!"
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Patient?
Su Qi looked at Lin Qingyang in a daze, as well as Zhao Dachuan, who had fallen blood mold for eight lifetimes, and repeated one sentence in his heart:
I'll give you a lung.
This student can be a part-time worker! Take a closer look, hey, if this kid takes off the school uniform T-shirt on his body, it's still very good-looking, especially those eyes, well, it looks honest, look deeper, but there is a little flash, evil, as if he can speak, with the action of hitting people just now......
Lin Qingyang didn't know that Su Qi had committed a nymphomaniac.
He was smiling and stretching his hand into Zhao Dachuan's arms, took out a wallet, opened it, took out a 500 yuan bill, flipped through it casually, and saw two more, Lin Qingyang is a disciplined person, never take more stitches from the people, and then, and then he was very shameless to put the remaining 200 yuan into his pocket, and then threw the wallet on Zhao Dachuan's face.
Don't take it? It's stupid not to take it! This is the cost of medicine.
Backbite!
The system reminds you: financial resources: 1000+700.
Hey, lo and behold, the system buddies have all approved.
Zhao was already in a coma.
Lin Qingyang heard footsteps in the distance and decided to withdraw. Just kidding, I'm not a professional thug, the money is in hand, I have to spare people and spare people, just let them go, the key is, listen to the footsteps, it's a group of people.
Lin Qingyang decided to slip away.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw the doctor Su Qi, who was still a little dazed, and regardless of whether others agreed or not, she stretched out her hand, grabbed the thin hand of the female comrade, and ran out of the construction site, the woman was stunned, and before she could react, she had been dragged out of the door.
"Hey......"
"Someone is coming, don't talk, run." Lin Qingyang said.
“……”
Su Qi wanted to scold, girl, it was you who beat people, you were the one who took the money, what are you dragging the old lady to run, but after thinking about it, she still ran out with Lin Qingyang, after all, this violent guy looks more bald than Zhao Shunyan.
"Come on, come on, the boss is injured!"
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Boss Zhao was beaten!"
"Brothers, the copyist of the Maba Lamb!"
In the construction site, Zhao Dachuan had already fainted to death, and the scene was chaotic into a pot of porridge, before he fell unconscious, this guy said in a daze: "Kill the kid surnamed Lin......"
The surname Lin, which one? Why don't you have an impression, it seems to be the student, damn it, the boss looks like this, it was the student who beat it?! The crowd reacted and erupted again! Boss Zhao is joking with his life!
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Whew.
In the alley, Lin Qingyang and Su Qi both stopped, running all the way in the summer, Lin Qingyang was fine, but Su Qi next to him was obviously unbearable, the woman's face was crimson, her clean forehead was full of fine beads of sweat, she was panting, and her big breasts shook violently. Coupled with the unusually strong body fragrance that emanated from the exercise, Lin Qingyang on the side directly swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva.
System alert: Attraction: +10.
"Systems are everywhere." Lin Qingyang thought of it suddenly, and hurriedly pretended to be casual and approached the woman a little closer. No matter what world you live in, is there anyone who doesn't feel this kind of child-face-big-breasted uniform girl?
There are only two possibilities for that kind of person: a woman or a duck.
"Now you can let it go, right?" Su Qi rested, and then thought that her little hand was still held in the palm of the thing in front of her, and her little face turned red.
"Oh, of course." Lin Qingyang let go of his hand in a chic manner, but he was reluctant to do so in his heart, this little hand was slippery and tender enough. Lin Qingyang had nothing to say, "Doctor, sister, which clinic do you work in?" ”
Typical sling problems.
There's no way, communicating with beautiful women is an esoteric knowledge, and Lin Qingyang, a guy from a Taoist priest, hasn't learned it yet.
"Guess."
Su Qi blinked, after such a fuss, the woman spoke more casually, "I can't see it, you little guy is so domineering and exposed, and the gorilla that actually hit is looking for teeth all over the ground, hehe, amazing, my sister doesn't dare to tell you the address of the clinic, this is the girl's first time practicing medicine, and I finally found the unit, in case you don't recover, what if you don't recover, what if you smash my sister's field at that time?" ”
"Bye-bye, little brother."
As she spoke, Su Qi waved her hand at Lin Qingyang and turned to leave, leaving Lin Qingyang with a beautiful and graceful back and exposed sexy calves.
“……”
Sister, you're a big-headed ghost, you're clearly a child-face-big-breasted Lori! Lori! Lori! Lin Qingyang thought angrily, is this girl trying her hand with her buddy? Looking at Suki's back, the duck shouted on the shelves: "Hey, eldest sister, I don't know what your name is-"
"If you can see you again, my sister will sue you-"
In the first confrontation with a woman, Lin Qingyang was defeated.
City C, western suburbs.
The house rented by Lin Qingyang and his sister Lin Xiaonian is located here. The western suburbs of City C are famous in City C, not because it is prosperous, on the contrary, the location is very filed! The land price is very cheap! Therefore, it has attracted a large number of migrant workers who have just graduated from college and cannot find a job, as well as artists who are not online from the media university and entertainment companies nearby.
Artists are mostly poor.
It is also known as the Slum of City C.
Lin Qingyang found his rented house very smoothly, opened the door, and the room was very shabby, with a table and a few chairs. The college entrance examination is more than a month earlier than other exams.,Although my sister's junior year's class is almost over.,But the next semester is the third year of high school.,I'm busy tutoring at school.,It's estimated that I can go home this afternoon.。
On the table next to it, three photos are neatly arranged. A family photo, the photo shows Lin Qingyang's parents and his brother and sister; One photo is Lin Qingyang's deceased mother, and the other is his father!
Dressed in a military uniform, he didn't smile, his body stood straight, his face was like a stone sculpture, looking at it, the corners of Lin Qingyang's eyes were a little moist, and he felt the deep feelings of the former owner of the body for his father!
"Brother, I said, the rest of the way, I will walk for you, and the fact is that we are no longer separated from each other."
Lin Qingyang muttered. When these words came out, it seemed that the fit between body and soul had deepened!
There were so many things that happened all of a sudden, and Lin Qingyang needed to take care of them.
Lie in bed.
Things flashed through his brain like an electric flash. The life of the previous owner of the body was also clearly presented in front of his eyes, digested and absorbed by Lin Qingyang, and gradually, the distance between the two became smaller and smaller, and it seemed that they had become a person.
Backbite.
'Poison Cloth World System' Reminder: Start learning for newcomers now.
Learning Objective: Integrate into the new world.
Task 1: E-learning – learning of online terminology.
"Breaking the system is nerves again, and network terminology needs to be learned?" Lin Qingyang was speechless, and immediately understood that the 'former Lin Qingyang' personality was too introverted and rarely touched these things, and for him, the Internet terminology was also very new!
Learn to learn! Xueba is still afraid of the Internet!
Lin Qingyang is ruthless, he must carry forward the excellent tradition and create another brilliant scholar!
The system poured out messages after messages, all of which were popular Internet terms. Even 'Zhao Ritian', 'Ye Liangchen', and 'Long Aotian' are also in the news.
Like what 'titanium alloy dog eyes' 'The world is big, I want to go and see'
Like, 'If you have flowers, the cows won't dare to poop in the future'
And 'look creative, live with courage'
And 'if my life is a movie, then you're an advertisement'
'The old lady knows that you are a demon at a glance'
There are all kinds of things, popular, trendy, outdated, avant-garde, simple, complex, one by one to Lin Qingyang, this thing is very simple, Lin Qingyang's brain capacity is very large, and he will accept it all.
Backbite!
System reminder: The network terminology has been learned. Total points +20.
Let's start task two!
Task 2: E-learning - learning of online entertainment tools.
“QQ? Wechat? Stick? ”
Lin Qingyang was surprised.
Hey, I really haven't registered this thing before, so you can see from this that 'former Lin Qingyang' is a student! He was a pure student, a student without selfish desires, a student who was out of step with the world, a-egg-hanging-silk student.
Lin Qingyang got out of bed, turned on the computer, connected to the Internet, took the cheap mobile phone he bought before, and it took 20 minutes to complete the registration with a sweat, Lin Qingyang was also helpless, in this regard, he is a white little white who can't be white!
What's the name of the net, it's called a bad brain! It's not enough to pull the wind!
Signature? This thing can't be difficult for Lin Qingyang, after all, he just learned the terminology of the Internet, and that's it: What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!
Friends Bar: Blank.
Lin Qingyang scratched his head embarrassedly, opened his nearby friends, searched for it, and a list flashed on the screen.
The beginning is a guy named Smiling Like a Flower.
Lin Qingyang didn't even think about it, so he clicked in.
According to the data, she is smiling like a flower, age 22, gender female, and her signature is very awesome: holding the hand of the son, dragged to feed the dog.
Female, only 22?
Decide to apply to be added as a friend.
Then, Lin Qingyang clicked on a few more women who looked pleasing to the eye, the key is women, the age must be moderate, click to apply to add friends, after doing this series of things, he was about to go to sleep, but the avatar on the screen flashed.
When I opened it, I was smiling like a flower, and my application for adding friends was successful.
Lin Qingyang made a smile, and the other party looked like a knifeman, and he replied quickly, with a shy expression.
"Hello beauty." Lin Qingyang continued.
"Hello, please give me a thumbs up (smiley) (hug) !!" The other party replied.
"Okay." Lin Qingyang is very 'rookie', not only did he vomit blood for this reply, but also happily clicked on the space, and then he was stunned, how could his nose have an urge to spray nosebleeds, the other party's space was filled with a photo, all of which were some beautiful photos, stockings and beautiful legs, super big breasts, bee waist, hollow outfit......
It's all one person.
It's a pity that he doesn't show his face at all.
"This must be thumbs up." Lin Qingyang began to move quickly, and sighed more and more in his heart that the number of likes for this 'smiling like a flower' is so high, with an average of more than 2,000, and even some large-scale ones, tens of thousands of likes.
It has to be awesome.
Lin Qingyang lingered in it.
The network is a big dye vat, and the system uses this method to quickly shorten the distance between Lin Qingyang and this world!