Chapter 81: No Enlightenment at All
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"Uncle is so handsome, uncle is a big hero, Sisi is the most porridge uncle."
Lying on Yu Ming's back, he thought about it with a wilted head.
It was so hanging just now, her fairy power was running to the extreme, but after all, it was still too little, and it was used up when she accelerated on the road, and when she got closer, she didn't have the strength to save people from under the horse's hooves. I'm still too weak, too weak.
The horse's hooves were aimed at the dead dog's little head, and the little boy stood motionless, not knowing if he was frightened.
She closed her eyes without daring to look, and then heard a burst of horse neighing, and when she opened her eyes again, the four dogs were already in Yu Ming's arms.
Uncle Yu, who is so brave, saved the four dogs with one hand and pulled the startled horse with the other. The silly boy of the four dogs didn't realize the danger at all, and even grinned with his teeth. I thought it was a lot of fun.
This uncle can always come out at a critical moment, thinking about it, if he is his father, it will be okay.
They were all frightened, Sisi let Yu Ming hold them, and sent the children home one by one, and each family also gave two chickens and a soothing tea.
He said no, but he didn't agree, so it was hanging, two chickens were too cheap, and that was human life.
Everyone else accepted it with a smile. The chicken ass is a family's money, and the firewood, rice, oil and salt all depend on it, so they dare to be such a loser. Many people are secretly educating their children not to look for anything like this in the future.
"Uncle, how is my mother?"
"Okay."
"Uncle, do you have a daughter-in-law?"
"Nope."
"Then did you talk about kissing?"
"No, what are you asking for?"
"Then, I'll marry my mother to you?"
Poof, the next moment the slightest fell to the ground, and the butt hurt so much, I was stubborn and didn't let the tears fall. If you don't agree, you won't agree, why do you drop someone? The old paper is not porridge for you.
Yu Ming was really scared just now, a four-year-old kid is going to marry his mother, who believes this? It's no wonder he's not scared.
Hurry up and crouch down. "Did it hurt to fall, let my uncle take a look."
Sisi glared at the old man who kicked his legs and pouted his mouth domineeringly, "Don't worry about it." I don't like you anymore, so don't come to my house. ”
Yu Ming has no way to deal with this kind of tantrum bear child, there are no women around him, they are all a bunch of old men. Not to mention the little ones.
"I, that", blushing and thick-necked didn't know what to say, and snorted for a long time, "That, well, I didn't say I disagreed, let's not be angry, okay?" ”
The little thing still didn't believe it, and looked at Yu Ming with a hostile look at it, "Really? ”
"Really. Lie to you that you're all puppies. ”
"Hee-hee, that's pretty much it."
The bear child finally laughed, and Yu Ming's hanging heart was finally put down, only to find that his back was blown cool by the north wind, and he was scared and sweating. The combat power of this bear child is simply more terrifying than a team of thieves.
"Then you get down, let's talk as we go." Pulling Yu Ming's ears, "Uncle Yu, you won't suffer a loss if you marry my mother."
Rest assured, I'm no ordinary oil bottle. I can take care of myself, you don't have to worry about grandpa and brother Sugar Candy, I can feed them.
You just need to be good to my mother, and leave the matter of making money to support my family.
I will be able to provide for you in the future. I have prepared all the houses for you, how about making a new house for you? ”
Yu Ming staggered vigorously, and pressed his chest with one free hand, where there was something he had bought for a long time.
"Sisi, are you in too much of a hurry about this, does your mother know?"
"My mother listens to me for everything else."
"But it's a lifelong event. Don't be sloppy, I think you still have to discuss with your mother first. ”
Sisi pondered, "Oh, I see, what you said is that slowly cultivating feelings is a natural pair, well, that's the way to do it." Then uncle, you have to come on. ”
"Hmm."
Commanded Yu Ming to the reeds by the Fen River, "Uncle, I heard that you are short of money?" ”
"Who sued you?"
"Nobody, I've guessed it myself. I want to give you a fortune, do you want to? If you don't want me, you'll be cheaper than others. ”
Mother, my daughter is going to give you a big dowry, your old man must fight for it, take down such a good person as Uncle Yu, don't be like a daughter, chasing someone for several lifetimes and not getting it. Brother Zhu, where the hell have you been?
took out a few things from the small bag and handed them to Yu Ming.
"What's that? Well? Nobile. ”
"This is not an ordinary golden hairpin, this is a golden hairpin at the level of heavenly spirit and earth treasure, do you remember that our family suddenly moved to Chaoyang Cave?
That's because I found this. The ones in my backyard are just for hiding people's eyes, and this is the best.
The shopkeeper Sun of Shennong Cabbage Hall, the price is 1,000 taels and 1 catties, how much you want, and she gave me the shop. Do you say he's worth a lot of money? ”
Yu Ming was stupid, he had seen money and good things, but a four-year-old kid had such good things, and he still didn't believe it.
"If you don't believe it, let's go home now and take a look, there are hundreds of pounds."
"I don't want to. You have no idea what trouble I'm in. ”
Hey, this villain is really smart and well-behaved, but if he wants a child's things, he will fall into it.
"It's not for you, if you marry my mother, even if it's my mother's dowry, if you don't succeed in the end, you can pay it back, and I don't want interest, it's always okay, right?"
A big man relies on a little fart child to help, and this thing doesn't make people laugh out of their big teeth.
"Nope."
"Then you just wait for your men to starve to death, and go home."
Seeing that the little fart was anxious again, Yu Ming hurriedly held him down.
"I like your mother, and it has nothing to do with money."
Sisi stared at Yu Ming with eyes, "It has something to do with me, my mother is expensive, she can't marry a poor ghost, you know?" "Machismo, get cured," don't want my things, don't talk about this matter in the future. ”
"Do I want to, do I want to?"
Although there are pimples in his heart, Yu Ming really doesn't have a mantra, he is not afraid of death, but what about those brothers who were born and died?
"Then go home and let my mother make you something to eat. But you can't sell in one place, and you can't sell too much in one place, it's easy to get into trouble. ”
When I went home after the instructions, there were still two groups of frightened people in the family who were comforted.
Diao's is an open-eyed person, although she broke into this disaster, she has no consciousness at all, and she is still waiting to say goodbye to her daughter.
But Sisi didn't have time to care about her now, so she just gave her a chicken and left happily.
put on the frightened wine, Sisi repeatedly apologized. The Rong family father and son were very talkative, did not care, and brought Sisi an important news that was not very good. (To be continued.) )