Guo Outline and Yu Qian waited at the backstage door half an hour early, in fact, under normal circumstances, these two people will not appear at the opening, but let the other actors start the performance first, and then the two of them will come out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoBut it's obviously not an ordinary situation today, so the two of them came up at the beginning of the opening performance.

After the host's voice fell, Guo Outline and Yu Qian walked to the stage at the same time, and in the warm applause and cheers of the audience, the two stood behind the table and microphone in the center of the stage. After standing still, the two of them bent down together and bowed to the audience.

"Phew!"

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you!"

"Mr. Guo, I want to kill you!"

"Teacher Guo, let's not leave when we come back this time, right?"

The audience was very excited about the appearance of the two men, and the audience immediately resounded with the familiar cheers, which had been absent from the theater for a long time. Zhang Yiyuan, the manager of the box on the second floor, heard this voice that he hadn't heard for a long time reappear, and he was also very emotional.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, when the applause and cheers gradually weakened, Guo Xuan spoke: "Thank you, thank you for holding it so much." I took a quick look, and the people sitting in the audience were all old audiences, all old acquaintances, and everyone was so popular that I couldn't repay it, so I could only thank everyone again. ”

"Whoa." There was another round of applause.

Guo Outline: "Everyone knows that we have not been easy recently, and something has happened. Pretended to wipe his tears: "My former partner, unfortunately, left like that suddenly, in fact, there is no serious illness, just the old three, SARS, AIDS, and cancer." ”

"No, I didn't leave, don't talk nonsense, I'm alive and well." Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him.

"Didn't you?" Guo Outline made a surprised expression: "Okay, you have the final say, then there is no one." I'll put it another way, I didn't die in the hospital, but now in advanced vegetative stages, this is always okay, right? ”

Yu Qian was angry: "Do you know how to speak human words?" What is late vegetative status? ”

Guo Outline was disgusted: "Oh, why do you have so many things?" Okay, let's not mention this stubble, right? He faced the audience: "Anyway, my previous partner can't come today, and it will be enough to choke in the future, so I changed to a new partner, who is standing next to me." ”

Yu Qian: "Okay, I'm still gone." ”

Guo Xuan pointed at him: "Hey, look at our new partner, it's good, it looks like a big teddy." In fact, he is also a particularly famous actor ......". Pointing at Yu Qian, he thought about it: "Hey, what's your name?" Well...... Whatever, let's be casual tonight. ”

"No, there's no such thing as you, Sensei and I'm so casual." Yu Qian hurriedly pointed to himself: "My name is Yu Qian, a cross talk actor. ”

Guo outlined a long voice: "I know, I'm joking with you." Speaking of cross talk Yu Qian, who can not know you! Not knowing you is the same as never eating pork. ”

"No, can you speak!" Yu Qian shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Phew." The audience also burst into laughter.

Guo Outline continued: "What you said in cross talk is good. ”

Yu Qian: "This is still like a human saying, you have it." ”

Guo Xuan nodded: "Well, it's really good, do you have a teacher?" ”

Yu Qian: "Yes, my husband is Shi Fukuan. ”

"Oh?" Guo Xuan thought thoughtfully: "Your husband is Shi Fukuan, so you are his wife?" ”

"Wow!" Yu Qian was taken aback: "What, what do you think about in your life?" You're just sleeping in the same bed with your master! ”

Guo Xuan pretended to be frightened and deliberately lowered his voice: "You know all this?" Who told you that? ”

"Wow!" Yu Qian snorted again: "Is there really one?" Is there really such a thing? ”

"Haha." The audience burst out laughing.

Guo Xuan continued: "Oh, then I understand, I was mistaken. Mr. is what Master means, and you are his apprentice? ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, that's right. ”

"Tsk." Guo Xuan's teeth were smacked: "You are a bad practice with him." ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, why am I bad?" ”

Guo Xuan: "Tsk, you are wasting materials. ”

Yu Qian: "Heh, what kind of material do I have?" ”

Guo Xuan: "Tsk, it's a waste." You worship Him, you ...... You might as well worship me, you worship me, you are already a human being! ”

Yu Qian: "How do you speak?" Co-authored, I'm not a human being yet, co-authored! ”

Guo Outline asked him, "How old are you this year?" ”

Yu Qian: "I'm 35." ”

Guo Outline thought for a while: "Thirty-five is a bit late. It is said that the prodigal son will not change his money, or you will turn around, right? Prodigal. ”

Yu Qian: "What am I going back to?" ”

Guo Outline: "Worship me!" Look back and worship me as a teacher, prodigal son. Now you worship me, we don't pay attention to any form, just in this place, these people are witnesses, you kneel down and kowtow, I will accept you on the spot. That's it, prodigal son. ”

Yu Qian's face was full of confusion: "What? What a prodigal son! You can wait. ”

Guo Xuan: "Come on, what are you waiting for?" I can't wait, hurry. He bowed his hand to the audience: "Thank you, thank you for taking the time to participate in my apprenticeship ceremony today!" Don't leave after a while, I'll let you take in this new apprentice and knock one of you, don't see me. ”

Yu Qian pushed him: "You wait, and then I'll smoke you!" ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

……

As usual, at the beginning, Guo Outline first gave Teacher Yu a good beating. After a long time, after talking for a long time, Guo Jian smiled and said: "Actually, the above is all a joke, Teacher Yu is familiar to everyone, and the two of us have been working together for several years, which is like my own friend." ”

Yu Qian: "Yes, I knew that there must be no good words, and I didn't stop it." ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

Guo Outline continued to praise him: "Teacher Yu is definitely the mainstay of Deyun Club, and he is a leading figure in the Chinese cross talk industry. Yu's father and son, especially Mr. Yu's father, have made contributions to the art of cross talk for all to see. ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Yu Qian: "Why am I so awkward when I hear you talk, my father is my father, how can I pay them back." ”

Guo Outline: "Then look at it, I'm not talking nonsense, if you don't believe it, let's count." ”

Guo Xuan snapped his fingers: "Martial artist, archaeologist, ancient Chinese scholar, old Western medicine, gynecology doctor, chairman of the Eight Great Hutongs, the green hat king in the Eight Great ********, the rabbit who was disturbed by the sea uncle, the in-laws of the Mongolian naval commander, the pedicure of Qinghua Pool, the first swordsman in the rivers and lakes, the first swordsman, the first prostitute-guest, the nickname Biaozi, the civil servant who opened 10 million invoices who was robbed by pirates on the high seas, the contractor who let the well be drilled but changed the chimney, Qinfeng Deng Shilang Yu Taigong entered the pot, Mr. Ouyang Qingsong, surnamed Yu, called Wang Dabao, originally called Yu Deshui, but later he was afraid that the fish would run away, so he found a tank to hold it, called Yu Degang, Beijing Eighth Master, are these all your father! ”

Yu Qian......

Audience: "Whew! ”

…… (To be continued.) )