The next day, in the afternoon.

Early in the morning, everyone from Deyun Club came to Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse.

Today is a performance by the first team, and the second team also came to help.

The show starts at half past five and ends at half past eight. The actors came at more than two o'clock, which was supposed to be early enough, but they never expected that there were people who arrived earlier than them, that is, hundreds of enthusiastic fans.

"Teacher Guo, I love you."

"Teacher Yu, I'm going to give you a monkey."

"Big gold, let's get married."

……

In the screams of the fans, everyone in Deyun Club squeezed into the teahouse in a daze, the smiles on their faces froze, and they were a little happy and couldn't walk aisles.

Liu La even heard a girl shouting at herself: "Young Master Liu, you are so handsome, I have already opened a hotel, the Westin Hotel is 40 ...... I'll wait for you. ”

It's a pity that because the voice is too noisy, the most important room number in the back Liu Ra can't be heard. Young Master Liu felt that he couldn't stand this girl......

If these fans in the afternoon are called surprises, then the fans in the evening are frightened.

When the performance was about to be ten minutes away, the teahouse, which was originally full and could only sit down for 300 people, had already densely packed in with 500 people.

The extra 200 people actually spent the same money to buy tickets, but they bought them late, but there were no seats.

Even so, people are happy to watch even if they squat on the ground.

What's even more exaggerated is that outside the teahouse, at least three or four hundred people still have to squeeze inside, but because of safety considerations, Zhang Yiyuan's security guards simply stopped them.

In the end, the teahouse discussed with the audience, and both sides took a step back. Today, Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse is performing with its doors open, and the audience outside the door should not buy tickets, just listen outside. Only then did the matter finally settle.

To put it bluntly, in the final analysis, this matter is because Zhang Yiyuan is too young. If you think about it, there are only about 200 seats in the teahouse, even if Deyun Club has performances every day, 365 days a year, it can only sell more than 90,000 tickets.

These more than 90,000 tickets, not to mention the whole of China, or the entire Beijing-Tianjin-Tangtang region. It is estimated that a large urban area in Beijing City will be almost digested. You can't expect the audience to come and buy standing tickets every night, right?

……

After appeasing the audience who couldn't get tickets, the show officially began.

"Next, please enjoy, the cross talk brought by Guo Outline and Yu Qian - "My Life"

With the introduction of a newly debut hostess, Guo Outline and Yu Qian slowly walked onto the stage.

"Phew!" As soon as they saw them come up, the audience below was crazy, inside and outside the house, shouting together, the roof was so suspended that they collapsed.

Walking to the center of the stage and standing still, Guo Outline pressed down with both hands and motioned for the audience to shut up. When his voice calmed down, he smiled and said, "Yo, there are a lot of people here today, full of pits and valleys." Sitting, squatting, standing, just hang two more on the top of the fan. ”

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "Well, yes, there are a lot of people here." ”

Guo Outline smiled: "It's right to come, it's not easy for Teacher Yu, he is sick to participate in the performance today." ”

Yu Qian: Huh? What's wrong with me?

Guo outline: "Hemorrhoids." It's all broken. ”

"you." Yu Qian glared at him: "I don't have it, there are still hemorrhoids and broken appearance, that's you." I'm going to the toilet and it hurts. ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

Guo Outline sighed: "Alas, if you don't have it, you can't have it, there's no best." I hope you still have audience friends, each of you can be happy as a family and happy forever, don't be like me. ”

"Like you?" Yu Qian wondered: "What's wrong with you?" Isn't that good for you? ”

"Hmm." Guo Xuan stretched out his voice and shook his head: "I am an unfortunate person. ”

Yu Qian: "What's wrong with you?" It's unfortunate. ”

Guo Outline thought for a while: "I'll just tell you this, eat fried rice and eat the bottle cap, sneeze and drop your jaw, cough and break your rib fork, pull the cart in the horizontal ridge field, step by step." I went to buy two sugar cakes for breakfast, which had just come out of the pot, and the back of my head was burned with a bite. ”

Yu Qian: "Ang? How can you still burn the back of your head when you eat sugar cakes? ”

Guo Outline made a move: "Sugar cake, take it, tear it, and raise it high." I just wanted to lick two mouthfuls of candy, but it turned out that this bit of sugar water was all over the back of my head. ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

"Hey, I said." Yu Qian shook his head: "You are also urging the waves." ”

Guo Jian also shook his head: "You don't understand me, I'm a person with dreams." ”

"Yo." Yu Qian was surprised: "Tell me, what dreams do you have?" ”

Guo Xuan: "At the beginning, I wanted to be a swimmer. I think I'm very suitable for this profession, breaststroke, backstroke, I can do it, I'm a genius! Unfortunately, it was later obstructed by the garden department. ”

Yu Qian: "What's wrong with your swimming obstructing the garden department?" ”

Guo Outline: "What can I say! They scolded me for destroying the lawn. ”

"Destroying the lawn?" Yu Qian thought about it for a while, and suddenly said: "Okay, you got it from someone else's grass!" ”

Guo Outline is very innocent: "Dry swimming, first practice with the grass, and learn to enter the water." ”

Yu Qian choked enough: "How can there be a dry swim, you designed it yourself." ”

The audience laughed: "Haha. ”

Guo Outline gritted his teeth: "If you don't let me practice, you deserve it, and you will be cowardly." ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, what do you call this?" ”

"Phew." Once again, the audience heckled.

……

Soon, this cross talk was finished, and under the continuous shouts of the audience, the two made another return.

Looking at the dense crowd of people in the audience, Guo Outline sighed and said with some embarrassment: "Alas, it has been quite difficult in the cross talk industry in recent years, I originally thought that this would be the end of my life, but I never expected that after being on the radio a few times, I suddenly became popular." Thank you to the taxi drivers in Beijing. ”

Yu Qian nodded, and sighed with emotion: "Yes, I have to thank you." I still can't believe it, why did it become red. ”

Guo Outline pointed to the stage under his feet and said, "13 years ago, it was on this stage that Deyun Club performed for the first time. At that time, there were not as many actors as there are now, and there were only four people backstage at that time, and Brother Qian hadn't come yet. ”

Yu Qian nodded: "Yes, there was no me at that time." ”

Guo Xuan rolled his eyes at Yu Qian: "Is it interesting that you say that you are so young?" ”

Yu Qian smiled proudly: "It's okay, listen to Nen'er." ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

Guo Xuan continued: "It was not like now, it was really bitter at that time. I remember very clearly, the year when Brother Qian'er first came, it was winter, it was snowing heavily, and there was no one on the street. You think, there is no one on the street, and this teahouse can be fine! ”

Yu Qian: "Yes, indeed. ”

Guo Xuan nodded: "It's bitter, it's winter, forcing us to be helpless, a few people take allegro and erhu, and go to the street to pull the audience." At the beginning, I shouted, big brother and sister, come in and listen to Duan cross talk. Later, no one paid attention to us, so we changed it to Dad, and came in to listen to Duan Crosstalk. At that time, in order to have a full meal, I really didn't care about face. ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, I'm so hungry that I don't have a face, who knows who is hungry." ”

"yes." Guo Xuan nodded: "That being said, but our group of big men threw their faces on the ground and shattered them in half, and when they arrived, they still couldn't greet an audience in the end." Even if there wasn't even one who looked at the two of us more, they all walked around us. ”

Yu Qian smiled: "But, people still think that we are asking for food, so let's count the treasures here." ”

Guo Outline tilted his shoulders: "Okay, don't come to see cross talk, right, you deserve it, you are cowardly." ”

"Hey, why did you go back again. It's not like that. Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him.

"Haha." The audience was overjoyed.

After the laughter, Guo Jian continued: "That day, until the end, we still couldn't sell a ticket. A group of twenty-year-old gentlemen don't even have a child in their pockets to buy two steamed buns, and they are ashamed of themselves. It's been a whole day, and I haven't earned a penny of money, how can I go home and face my parents, wife and children, how embarrassing! ”

Yu Qian: "Yes, that's too downward." ”

Guo Outline: "Fortunately, it's a loss that Brother Qian is here." People are different from us, his family has money, he said that cross talk is just for fun, and he doesn't expect this to eat. That's the young master of a rich family. ”

Yu Qian: "Don't say that, I can't talk about it, but I do have a few spare money at home." ”

Guo Outline sighed: "Rich and noble! Can we compare, it is the largest dance hall in Beijing. ”

"Hey, you can stop." Yu Qian pushed him: "Okay, I'm the young master there, right?" No wonder I don't expect cross talk to eat, I have a job, and I rely on others to order me. ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Guo Xuan glared at him: "Go, don't talk nonsense." There's a kid down there. ”

"Hey, who are we talking nonsense?" Yu Qian was in a hurry.

"Okay, I was wrong." Guo Outline made a helpless statement: "Count me wrong, okay, let's settle this stubble in the past." ”

After a pause, Guo Outline continued: "In short, thanks to Brother Qian's presence that day, Brother Qian is really righteous!" At that time, Brother Qian was wearing a piece of fur. Pulling a few of us, Brother Qian went straight to the nearest pawnshop, and slapped his hand on the counter, the shopkeeper, I want to be a pawn. ”

"The shopkeeper is stupid, dang? What do you mean? ”

Yu Qian: "Oh, I didn't have a good mouth at that time." It's still dangdang, who can understand it, you just say that when the thing is not over. “

Audience: "Haha. ”

……

The two of them gaged, causing the audience to laugh. However, while laughing and scolding, the two of them described a difficult entrepreneurial process.

This kind of hardship seems to be a joke now, but when I look back on the beginning, it is deeply confused and desperate......

The contract has finally arrived in Shanghai, and the signing status has been changed, I hope you will support you a lot, and recommend it to the collection if you have something to do.