Not to mention how awkward it is to eat a meal, Liu La and Yu Zhaoguang are called a-for-tat, and they can't wait to stab each other in the face with a fork to relieve their hatred. Even eating a steak and drinking red wine, the two of them can get together.

Yu Zhaoguang: "Xiao Zhou, come and eat a steak." Let me tell you, the steak still has to be cooked, what is three-quarter-cooked, and the kind with blood, which is the way of eating by foreigners, not suitable for our people, we can't digest it. Nowadays, some young people worship foreign flattery, and even eat steak with three or four medium-cooked bloodshots, saying that it is delicious, but in fact, they will have diarrhea when they go home at night. ”

"I think this steak is just like a human. Every bit of familiarity is every bit of life. These three or four medium-rare steaks are like people in their twenties, which look ripe on the surface and seem to be quite tender, but in fact, the meat is still bloodshot, which is both toothy and unhygienic, and finally it will make a stomach. And this forty-year-old person is like a medium-rare steak, soft and flavorful, and the inside and outside are the same, each serving is chewy, and the most important thing is to eat it with peace of mind, without worrying about health problems. ”

Yu Zhaoguang naturally meant something when he said this, comparing Liu Spicy to three or four medium-rare steaks, and comparing himself to seven or eight medium-rare. alluding to himself, who is seven or eight medium-ripe, is more suitable for Zhou Gongzi than three-and-four-medium-ripe.

And when the waiter came to ask about the raw and cooked steak just now, Liu La did ask for it as medium-rare, while he himself asked for it as medium-rare. There is no lack of sarcasm in his words.

How could Liu La get used to him, hearing this, he quickly cut a steak as well, and then said in his mouth: "Come, Sister Zhou, you can also taste me." I really agree with what Lao Yu said just now, this steak and people are actually the same thing, every spoonful of soup, every bit of raw and cooked, and every inch of shredded meat represents a different attitude towards life. ”

"This forty-year-old is cooked, and it is the same inside and out, but it is stuffed with teeth, every inch of shredded meat is old, and the taste is so bad, just like chewing toilet paper, it feels very clean, but in fact, it is all pressed out of recycled garbage, and there is really no fun to talk about. Instead of eating him, it's better to have two bowls of stew on the street.

"And this twenty-year-old is different, youthful, vigorous, every bite is with soup, and the tip of the tongue is exploding. And this twenty-year-old is light, the cooking time is short, and there is no mess in it, all of them are real collagen, and I feel that I am also young when I eat it, which is like a forty-year-old, the nutrition in the meat is fried and flowed out, leaving only some lifeless dross. ”

"And the most important point is that I am a little bit of a face control, this young one looks tender, watery, how good-looking. Unlike those who are ripe, they are black inside and out, let alone eating, and they feel like stomach wash when they look at it. ”

Liu La's words are much more direct than Yu Zhaoguang's, and they are also much damaged. After saying this, following Yu Zhaoguang's example, Liu La also inserted a piece of cut veal steak, and then handed it to Zhou Gongzi.

Come out for a meal, just listen to the two of them fighting with this, Zhou Gongzi is also quite helpless. After rolling her eyes, she didn't eat anyone's meat, she picked up a spoon and scooped a piece of corn salad, and then put it in her mouth, while saying, "I'm sorry, I've recently lost weight and am a vegetarian." ”

Liu La and Yu Zhaoguang also felt Zhou Gongzi's dissatisfaction, so they had no choice but to pull the fork back in disgust.

However, neither of them had the intention of admitting defeat to each other, and in the next hour, from red wine, white wine, to foreign wine, beer, and then from Haruki Murakami, Kitajima, to Keigo Higashino, Doris Lessing, the two of them kept shouting in the open and in secret.

Yu Zhaoguang said Lafite, and Liu La said the Kailong family. Yu Zhaoguang said that he liked Wuliangye, and Liu La said that he liked Moutai. Yu Zhaoguang said that he liked to accompany the meal, so Liu Spicy just asked for a bottle of after-dinner sweetness. Yu Zhaoguang said that the priest tasted good, and Liu Spicy called Banbolong the best beer.

Yu Zhaoguang said that he admired Haruki Murakami, and Liu Ra said that he admired Keigo Higashino. Yu Zhaoguang Doris Lessing is good, and Liu Spicy said that Stephen King is the best.

The two even made a bet in the end, Yu Zhaoguang felt that Beidao was the most likely Chinese to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, and there was no one else but him. And Liu La just said that there was a buddy named Mo Yan, who must have obtained it before Beidao, and he didn't know which block he was thrown to.

The two were awkward with each other, and the meal was stunned for more than an hour, and finally finished eating. The moment they walked out of the hotel, the two of them, including Zhou Gongzi, were immediately relieved, they were too tired to eat.

However, even so, they are as tired as a grandson, but the entanglement between the two has not stopped.

After returning to the hotel after eating and drinking, the two of them followed him to Zhou Gongzi's room. Zhou Gongzi watched TV, and they followed to watch TV. Zhou Gongzi ran, and they helped fan the wind. Zhou Gongzi said that he was thirsty, so they ran to the refrigerator at the same time, one took a Coke, the other took a gin and tonic, and after looking at them, Zhou Gongzi finally went over helplessly and poured a glass of boiled water.

In short, the two of them bit it today, and they all had the same idea in their minds, "Grandson, the master will spend time with you today, if you don't leave, I won't leave, when you are upside down, I still have to sit with the door for another ten minutes, and finally make sure that you don't run back, and I will really leave." In short, our rivals must die today! ”

The two of them not only think in their hearts, but also talk about it, and even their actions are the same. After returning to the room at eight o'clock, the two of them sat on the sofa with Zhou Gongzi until more than 11:30, and they didn't even move their positions, their heads were full of sweat, and they were almost soaked.

In fact, Liu La is okay, after all, he is only twenty years old, he is young, and his physical fitness is also excellent, he usually sits for seven or eight hours when he goes to school, and it is only more than three hours, Liu La doesn't take it very seriously.

But Yu Zhaoguang can't do it, he is forty years old, and he doesn't always exercise, and his body has long degenerated. After sitting for a while, my whole body hurt, but in order not to fall in front of Liu La, I had to grit my teeth and stiffen up.

After another seven or eight minutes, Zhou Gongzi said, "Yes, you two don't sit still, I'm a little hungry from exercising, let's go out for a supper." ”

"Okay. Yes! Hearing this, Liu La and Yu Zhaoguang nodded again and again, and then the two of them stood up and hurriedly took the lead and walked out. However, as soon as the two of them walked out of the door, they heard a click on the door behind them, which was closed and locked by Zhou Gongzi, and at the same time her voice came from the house: "Forget it, I'm suddenly not hungry again, and I still won't go." Good night. ”

Spicy ......

Yu Zhaoguang ...... (To be continued.) )