Chapter 834: Whole Person Expert

Ma Lie looked down and realized that he didn't recognize what it was. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 He smiled awkwardly, his eyes rolled, and instead of admitting his ignorance, he smiled: "Sit down and taste it, and experience the life of ordinary citizens in Huaxia Country?" ”

"Okay." Emma Stone immediately nodded in agreement. Not only did the snack smell good, but it also looked delicious, and Emma Stone felt her index finger move even though she wasn't very hungry.

The two of them found a place to sit down, and Marlie ordered two of those snacks, then some barbecue, and a few beers, and then chatted with Emma Stone over a meal and drink.

Emma Stone was in high spirits, both because she had Ma Lie by her side, and because the experience was new to her.

Ma Lie's interest is also very good, firstly, he is accompanied by beautiful women, and secondly, he recalls the days when he used to eat, drink and brag at the barbecue stall, and there is a feeling of reliving old dreams.

The two were talking happily, and a man's voice suddenly sounded next to them: "Hello, excuse me." ”

Ma Lie turned his head to look at the sound and saw a well-dressed young man with dyed blonde hair standing next to him.

The young man glanced at Emma Stone, then looked at Ma Lie, and said slowly, "Hello, I have something I want to talk to you about alone, can you come to my car and talk about it?" ”

The young man said behind him, smirking at his Porsche and at Emma Stone again.

However, the young man was disappointed, and he did not notice any surprise or excitement on the part of this beautiful foreign woman.

"With such an ugly man, I guess I don't know much about my Porsche. With such a low IQ, he has a face exactly like Emma Stone, and even has a similar figure and temperament, God is really joking. ”

The blonde young man secretly slandered, he didn't think at all that this woman who looked like Emma Stone was actually Emma Stone herself. In his opinion, a beautiful star like Emma Stone would never find such an ugly man and eat a roadside stall without any attention.

Ma Lie glanced at the blonde young man, and just wanted to refuse, Emma Stone preemptively said: "Then you guys talk first, I'll go and have a look." ”

With that, Emma Stone stood up and walked to a public place not far away.

Emma Stone went to the toilet, and Ma Lie was idle, so he glanced at the blonde man and said, "Okay, let's talk about it." ”

The blonde man looked left and right, lowered his voice and said, "I can give you five ...... Well, no, it's a million. I can give you a million, if you grant me a request. ”

Ma Lie took a bite of the roast chicken wings in his hand and said, "One million, well, tell me, what is the request." ”

The blonde man's eyes rolled, and he said slowly: "Don't worry, you can imagine first, with a million, what can you do." ”

Ma Lie rubbed his nose with a smile, shook his head and said, "I'm too lazy to think about it, why don't you help me think about it." ”

The blonde man didn't expect Ma Lie to react like this, and he was obviously stunned for a moment. In his imagination, this kind of poor ghost who eats roadside stalls should be so excited that he wants to pee when he hears that he has an income of one million.

The blonde man froze and said, "One million is enough for you to buy a house in this city, plus an average car." After you have a house and a car, you have to find a wife, it is easy, and you can find a better one. Well, if you don't buy a house, take this million to find a woman, which is enough for you to get all the women who come out to sell in nearby entertainment venues. ”

Speaking of this, the blonde man stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the right, and then continued: "See, Red Wolf Nightclub, the hairy girl in it, looks no worse than your girlfriend, has a better figure than your girlfriend, and only needs one thousand eight for a full service!" And as long as they give money, they are willing to do anything, and they can play chrysanthemum or S plus M......"

Ma Lie interrupted the blonde man's affectionate description and said, "Okay, stop talking about the hairy girl, tell me your request." ”

The blonde man took a deep breath and said slowly, "I'm just proposing, don't be angry if you agree or not." Well, that's what I thought, I'll give you a million and your girlfriend will give me a night's sleep! ”

A hint of anger flashed in Ma Lie's eyes, and he quickly retreated. He smiled playfully and said, "Even if I want to, my girlfriend may not be willing." ”

After saying his purpose, the blonde man had been secretly staring at Ma Lie, and when he heard his words, he immediately relieved himself and said with a smile: "Don't worry about this, give her some drugs, she will treat me as you in a daze." One million a night, you don't lose anything, think about it. ”

Ma Lie pursed his lips and said, "One million a night, do you think she's worth the price?" ”

The blonde man said, "Of course it's not worth it just to look at her figure and appearance. However, she is very much like my first love, well, crush, unsuccessful, and has always had regrets. I'm willing to give 1 million, first, to fulfill my long-cherished wish, and 2, 1 million is nothing to me, just a few days' expenses. ”

The blonde man said a well-conceived lie on his lips, and said with a secret smile in his heart: "This guy doesn't seem to know that his girlfriend looks almost exactly like Emma Stone, hehe, when I get on her, take a video, and show it to Hang Shao and Wei Shao, they must be envious and jealous, thinking that I am on the real Emma Stone......"

The blonde man was thinking about it, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower stomach, but he was punched by Ma Lie! He was about to open his mouth to scream, but Ma Lie grabbed his mouth first, and then reached out and slashed at his neck.

The blonde man's eyes darkened and he was knocked unconscious.

Ma Lie shot like the wind, and in a moment it was over, and no one else around him noticed, except for returning from the toilet to reply that Emma Stone had seen it.

"It's amazing, no wonder you can win so many strong people."

Emma Stone looked at Ma Lie, exclaimed in her heart, and then asked, "Why did you knock him unconscious, what did he tell you?" ”

Ma Lie rubbed his nose with a smile and said, "It's better not to listen, so as not to get angry, he beat your idea." ”

Emma Stone glanced at the blonde man who had fainted in his seat and said, "Say, I'm not going to be mad at this kind of person." ”

Ma Lie shook his head and smiled, and explained what had just happened in detail.

After hearing this, Emma Stone first glared at the blonde young man angrily and funny, and then said, "It turned out to be a million, did he recognize my identity?" Well, no, if you recognize my identity, it should be more than a million, which is too underestimating me. ”

Marlie laughed, "He probably didn't recognize your identity, he just thought you and Emma Stone looked exactly the same." I guess he was going to take a picture or record it when he was going to do something, and then show it off to his fox friends and dogs, saying that he had given the beauty star Emma Stone. ”

"What a pervert!"

Emma cursed angrily as she raised her leg and kicked the blonde youth. The latter remained unconscious, unresponsive.

After such an incident, Emma Stone was in no mood to stay here anymore and offered to leave.

Ma Lie took out his wallet and said to the stall owner, "Boss, settle the bill here, hurry up." ”

The stall owner walked over, looked at the blonde young man who had fainted in the seat, and asked casually, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Ma Lie casually said nonsense: "I can't drink enough, I'm drunk." ”

The stall owner glanced at the few bottles of beer on their table, then glanced at the blonde young man with great disdain, and said with a secret smile in his heart: "Drinking such a little beer to get drunk like this is really the best of the waste." ”

After the boss took the money and left, Ma Lie reached out and lifted the blonde young man up. Emma Stone frowned, lowered her voice and said, "What are you taking him for?" Let's pay the boss a little more and let him stay here! ”

Ma Lie smiled and said, "No, I think he has a better place to go, you wait here first, and I'll come when I go." ”

After speaking, Ma Lie carried the blonde youth to a nearby public toilet.

Seeing where the two of them went, Emma Stone stuck out her tongue and laughed in her heart: "It looks like I'm going to throw it into the dung pit, this guy is really bad, but I like it!" ”

After Ma Lie carried the blonde man to the toilet, he first took his wallet and threw his mobile phone into the dung pit, and then took off his whole body clothes, and Yun Gong quickly tore it to pieces, and also threw it into the dung pit, and washed it away with boiling water.

"Good luck, it's a harvest again."

Ma Lie opened his wallet, took the cash away, and then threw the wallet into the dung pit and washed it away with boiling water.

Finally, Marlie grabbed the blond young man's hair, lowered his head face down into the dung pit, and then closed the door and walked away.

Outside, when Ma Lie saw Emma Stone, he smiled and said, "Let's not leave first, we'll watch a good show later." ”

"What's the show?" Emma Stone asked, confused.

"You just wait."

Ma Lie smiled mysteriously, and then led her to a relatively remote stall to continue eating, drinking, and chatting.

A few minutes later, there was a terrible scream in the public toilet, like killing a pig!

Ma Lie grinned and said, "It's started!" ”

Emma Stone turned her head expectantly to look that way.

After hearing the screams, many people ran curiously to check ...... Moments later, the unclothed blonde man rushed out of the public toilet and ran towards his Porsche.

Behind, a large group of people watching the excitement followed, and some people even cheered.

The blonde young man was ashamed and angry, and finally ran to his Porsche, only to find that he had no car keys! His car keys were in his wallet, and they had just been washed away by Ma Lie in the dung pit.

When he woke up, he was so angry that he just wanted to drive away immediately, but he didn't think of this for a while.

Impatient, embarrassed and angry, the blonde youth's thinking is short-circuited, like ants on a hot pot circling around Porsche.

Seeing this strange scene, everyone around burst into laughter, and Emma Stone couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

Ma Lie smiled: "How is it, this play is quite exciting, right?" ”

"You're really ruthless." Emma Stone nodded in agreement.

Ma Lie said calmly: "Of course, I am an expert in Yushu Linfeng!" ”